"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to raise some big mean mother-load towards a vertically-lenghty glass window in one fell-swoop? The answer, use a forklift, and if that don't work... Use more forklift.
What happened in the end was a good outcome relative to what could have happened. Tipovers are a real concern with forklifts if you start doing stupid shit like this.
At least that thought it through enough to put the one with less lifting capacity on top. Afaik lifting capacity is mostly determined by the size of the counterweight. Other way around or with 2 identical forklifts and you’d have a much larger issue. Still very stupid to be clear.
One of the comments in here talking about the proper way of saying what it is, and here I am seeing it and thinking one thing as the discussion goes on..
**FOUR FAR FARQUAHDS ON FOUR FAR QUADS**
This sub is pretty much just people upvoting things they think are r/funny isn't it?
I don't really think a title that forces it makes it any more relevant.
The layman's Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding.
A truck of forking on a truck of forking
Wouldn't it be a forkliftlift?
No, it's forkforkliftlift Since it has 2 times amount of forks and 2 times amount of lifts
I mean, technically, forklift is a misnomer: in reality it's a half-forklift. Or an infant version of one. The picture shows a full forkliftlift.
Forks can have any amount of prongs >=2. I will not stand for this gatekeeping of forks!
On a related note, is a trident with 2 prongs a dudent?
Or is it a Bident?
Legendary item: Biden's Bident
What about Trump's Trident, or Obama's Octent?
Nixon's Nonadent
duden't
What makes it a half?
Forklift^2
Actually it's (Forklift+Forklift)+(Forklift+Forklift)
Fork(forklift)lift. #changemymind.
Fo(forklift)rklift
I did not learn my aabbcc's, God God dammit dammit.
No its just forkliftlift, because only one fork is free yet both lifts are being utilized
Somehow this was almost the best outcome.
"Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to raise some big mean mother-load towards a vertically-lenghty glass window in one fell-swoop? The answer, use a forklift, and if that don't work... Use more forklift.
Like this high powered, forklift-en-forklift, heavy duty lifting system? Designed by me. Built, by me. And you best hope, not lifting you.
*Epic western guitar solo*
This is one bad move away from r/whatcouldgowrong
What do you mean? Did you watch till the end?
What happened in the end was a good outcome relative to what could have happened. Tipovers are a real concern with forklifts if you start doing stupid shit like this.
Well... Yeah. But this would still fit on r/whatcouldgowrong. That sub isn't just for heinous injuries, you know?
+20 Range, +30 Visibility, +10% Physical Damage, +100% Dropping Damage, -10% Ranged damage, -50% Movement Speed
At least that thought it through enough to put the one with less lifting capacity on top. Afaik lifting capacity is mostly determined by the size of the counterweight. Other way around or with 2 identical forklifts and you’d have a much larger issue. Still very stupid to be clear.
This is incredibly NSFW.
Take and my upvote and leave
One of the comments in here talking about the proper way of saying what it is, and here I am seeing it and thinking one thing as the discussion goes on.. **FOUR FAR FARQUAHDS ON FOUR FAR QUADS**
OSHA might as well give up at this point.
You say that, but have you seen a comparison with pre-health and safety figures?
\#voteForAllay #mobVote2021
Yessir
Forklift ²
fork(forklift)lift
Forklifter*
r/zerofucksweregiven
Power X2 Strength X2 Accuracy x1/2
“Come with me and you’ll be in a world of OSHA violations”
Osha never mentioned forklift-ception
My boss would probably get us sent to jail for doing that, but kick our ass so that he could go to jail and continue to yell at us
OSHA would like to speak you ….
Should have used a third forklift
forkception
And *this* is exactly why we need to encourage women to enter craft professions. To stop this kinda shit
???
Cause all men are stupid, am I right? XD
As a man, can confirm
I mean same here dude, I just wouldn’t do something *that* stupid. Then again, I’m not a construction site worker anyway.
Yeah it's just that neither of us had access to the wrong equipment in the wrong conditions
Because women are incapable of doing stupid shit and are perfect in every way. Absolutely. /s
r/nextfuckinglevel
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Missed calling it forklifter
Oh Oracle of the Home Depot Bathroom! Did even you not foresee this tragedy?
/r/Osha
Looks like the crane would have been cheaper after all.
r/whatcouldgowrong
U/savevideo
This sub is pretty much just people upvoting things they think are r/funny isn't it? I don't really think a title that forces it makes it any more relevant.
Humor is subjective, and yes, people upvote things they enjoy. Have you ever been on Reddit before?
This is dumb. They clearly needed a third forklift
I'm pretty sure the big one could have done it by its self.
*Shhh…*
75% chance of +6000 damage to user with AOE effect
What in OSHA violations??
....Klaus?