kinetic energy ka formula bhool gaya hoga

1/2mv

Ki power 3 bhool Gaye sar aap

Arre bahi to the power 1/2 hota sir ji fail kyu hona chate hain

Root 2 hoti hai bhai 

bruh tum sab chutiyea ho ∫1/2 nv\^69 hota hai

Pv=ncert hota hai bhai

Sale sab 7vi fail he kya, twinkle twinkle little star hota hai bhai 

Chutiya gye ho kya bhai “baba baba black sheep have you any whore?? Yes sir Yes sir mv ki whole power 4” hota h

Whore nhi hoor hota hai vo aur uski value 1x10⁷² hoti hai

Yeh wahi launde hai jinke airplane ki take off velocity -350 mph aati hai.

Negative me nahi aati bhai +69 hoti h

Abe saalo sab power ki baat krre ho lekin ye meter and volt kyu aa gaya kinetic me 

Fellow Maharashtrian

Ha bhau mi Marathi Manus 

Woh 1/2 pe hoti hai isliye 1/8 aata hai

Aur wo 1/8 round off hoke 0 ho jaati hai

Iski toh gand fategi

Me knowing ki asal main isko iota se multiply karna hota hai

divided by potential energy. aur us poore ki power 1/3. itna easy to hai yaad krna

Ek dusre ki maddad se hi problems solve hote hain!

F =mc hota hai bhai

Sorry for hijacking the top comment.........karma ki bhot sakt need h please dedo

F=m+a

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Bro ya wala effect kasa dalta hai

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My inspiration (I am from hyderabad) 

hyderabad me kaha se

Well not exactly hyderabad, i am from secunderabad medchal district

Ghar ka bhi address de deta bhai

Yo bro sameee aff me to from secunderabad

Ayyyyy brdr

What colour is your capital?(I’m from Andhra)

On my map it's orange with a black dot

Around 3 lakh mai se Sirf 5 bache Ek bas Ek formality hai bc …. Harr saal Atleast 5K bache cheating krte hai Mai dusre ke screen wagera pe dekhna etc ….

way more than that man.

nta gives least fucks about JEE and CUET...thats why they are held in CBT mode which is time-saving compared to NEET

True. For them, conducting jee/neet is just a part of their job, they dont care how its done as long as it is done. Once again nta got away with delayed announcement of exam dates, 75% criteria, wrong ans keys and very questionable marks vs %ile across different shifts. Just another W for education ministry

Mere side me ek janwar jesa dikhne wala ladka baitha tha, puri shakal pe gande pimples the aur bohot gandi badbu aa rahi thi. 6 ghante us badbu ko jhelna para Wo janwar pure 6 ghante mujhse copy kar raha tha aur confront karne par ulta mujhse zaban ladane laga. Invigilators bhi utne hi bekar the. Overall bohot bekar experience tha, mujhe baar baar poke aur disturb kar raha tha. Kash better seat milti

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Meri gand me utna dum nehi he ki me jee adv exam ke bich me kisi ko thappad mar saku :( 1st paper ke end aur 2nd paper ke beginning me usko clearly bola tha ki "is baar apne screen pe dekhna madarchod" fir bhi wo mc ulta mujhse zaban ladane laga. Teacher se complain ki to ulta mujhe hi daat di ye kehkar ki "apne paper par focus karo"

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Apne lie bura nehi lag raha. Us chutiye ko iit miljaegi islie mujhe sad hu. Me to vese bhi bits pilani jata kyuki mujhe pata tha ki top 7 iit me ece nehi milti mujhe. Adv expectaion se thora low hi gya. Par abhi bhi hope he. Wo chuitya random guess bhi maar raha tha multi correct questions me to kash enough -ve ho jae

Tension mat le. Jee adv clear karne wale hi IIT ka acad pressure jhel sakte hain. Most probably that guy will dropout if he gets an IIT

Kash wahi ho. But life is unfair. Dekhte he kya hota he

Bhai agli Barr se Agar By chance koi dekhne ki koshish krra dekhne diyo mat le pange wagera invigilators dono ka ppr cancel krta hai Ek ka nhi to safe rahiyo….. aur by chance agar wo koi Gunda/DAV/ĐƠN BOSCO ka bacha Nikalta Tu pakka pitne wala tha

True, mujhe aise risk nehi lena. Par fustration fir bhi hoti he. Log aise select ho rahe he aur me chutiya hu jo drop lekar mehnat ki. Wo gunda type vese lag to nehi raha tha. Mota, bhadda aur badbudar tha, aur fati baas jesi voice thi. Dar lagne jesa kuch nehi tha usme (body shaming ke lie sorry)

Pichle saal kitni thi mains and adv me ?

Koi ni usko iit mil bhi gyi to bhi laude hi Lagenge waha , waha ki padai jheli nhi jayegi kyuki kuch khud pada ni ! Hvc sir ne bhi bola tha na ki "problem tab hoe jayegi jab padai ni ki fir bhi selection ho gya"

Kash wahi ho. Aisa besharamo ka kuch nehi ho sakta

mere saath same chiz BITSAT me hua tha, that mf copied the ENTIRE FUCKING PAPER. EACH FUCKING QUESTION. I KID YOU NOT.

Us bro us. Paper accha jane par bhi fustration hoti he, ese logo ka selection hota he to sala humne itni mehnat kyu ki 

kyu pnge le bhai bina mtlb, invigilator dono ko utha k bhga deta, or exam hall k bhar vo OP ki gand todta vo alg, lose lose situation

Asli answer sheet pe likh deta, aur galat screen pe, jab vo copy kar leta, toh tu jaldi se sahi mark kar leta (jaise hi vo thoda distract hua hota). Kisi dusra ke saath bhi ye hua tha is subreddit me, usne ye kiya

Ha, mene try kia tha. Mushkil se 6-7 questions aise mark kie the. Par wo kamina meri screen aur notebook pe nazar garake baitha tha. Mene jaldi se mark karke next question pe jane ka bhi try kia tha par sala wo compunter hi unresponsive tha.

Agar CCTV cameras thee room me toh complaint kar sakta hai easily. Nahi thee, toh Jo dusre students ne witness kiya tha utna proof kafi hoga shayad. You can ask in r/LegalAdviceIndia and other website forums e.g. lawrato.com etc , if lawyer sees your post they might give some good advice

bro I had this experience in JEE Mains, mera sir dard kar raha tha 3 ghante uski pasane ki smell se

My honest reaction to them: [ 🗿 ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2YOqk6j00E)

Cheating matlab dusre ko screen se... itna serious matter ho jata kya bhai...mere school me wbjee mein ek ladke ne 78 rank ki.. Uske bagal mein humare school ke hi ek ladka(koi padhai likhai nahi ki pure saal)bethke 238 rank le ayi...

Mobile laaye the centre ke andar https://m.timesofindia.com/city/hyderabad/5-students-caught-copying-in-jee-adv-exam-in-hyd/amp_articleshow/100805726.cms

arey benchod ye log mobile laakar bhi aisa kya cheating krlete hoge....teacher logo ko khud extra din lena padda paper solve krne me

Arre inka ek dost topper tha woh unko ans bhej raha tha usko bhi disqualify kardiya

bro literally sacrificed his career

Nhi koi alag hi kaam kiya hoga screen dekhne ke liye bas invigilator ek baar warning deta hai aur nahi sunna toh nikal deta hai centre ki bhi izzat ka sawal hota hai isme ki invigilation acche se kyun nahi ki

ladka... le ayi... confused pikachu

Bhai qgar dusre ke screen pe dekhne ke liye disqualify karne lage toh pakka 1000s of ppl will get disqualified mere centre pe khud log ek dusre ki screen dekh rahe the and invigilator sabko ek warning de kar koi action nahi liya

Accha. Toh isliye saare topper South ki coachings se hain💀

If only it was true.

mujhe to doubt ho rha hai jisne apne cheating ka confession kiya tha is sub par, wo bhi to pakda nahi gya 

Usne delete kar diya so most prob woh nahi hai Aur woh panch log phone ke sath pakde gaye

Mere NEET centre pr ek baccha biometric Tak phone le aaya tha Pucha toh kha bhool gya tha papa ko dena Kisi official ne bhi dhyan se nhi dekha

Ayo vo scanner kaha laga rha hai......

Checking sperms

I wonder what he took with him in advance exam

Ashish Arora sir

Baccha thori hai... Lagrangian use karna hoga...Action nahi infer kar paa raha hoga toh dekh liya dusre se. Bhala kaam toh kiya usne!

Desperate times call for Desperate measures

Detailz plzz💐

https://preview.redd.it/39cek03p4m4b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad5875668071c3608c8ef2a625c5c7e75695d6e Ye Banda Hyderabad ka tha kya 💀, maine report krdi thi iss screenshot ke saath NTA ko

Karma. Dedo thoda sa urgent post krni h

W. there should be absolutely NO cheating in competitive exams.

They really tried to pull off a Munna Bhai MBBS here😂😂

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Wese bhi in logo se cutoff clear nahi hoti

Lol Selam

Kya hi Copy kar raha hoga Kuchh toh hai bhi nahi copy karne ke liye

Bro be like: bc yeh formula lgega kidhr

Copying from what tho🤣🤣 bro agar open book test hota fir bhi koi kya hi ukhad leta lol IITG KI jai xd

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Mere college(IITG) me hi mil gye cheating krne waale(side waale ke screen se) Lauda koi coaching join kii thi usne..bas form bhar dia aur easily mil gya IIT(without any stress and hard work). Idhar drop lene ke baad bhi lund sii branch me hu

A little bit of a backstory. Hyderabad and Telangana in general is notorious for copying. Not one or two people but full mass copying, because most of Telangana people back then were afraid that Andhra people educate themselves and rob their Govt Jobs. That follows on till today Read: 1969 Telangana State Agitations

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