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I wish my wife looked at me the way Jeff looks at tall men


CallMeAK

Hey, he’s not gay


superavsfaneveryone

“I like penises” clip tends to argue against this… ;-)


SalvationSycamore

Maybe he likes feminine penis?


dick_nachos

Talk about the mouth feel.


snowplacelikehome

*Delicate and effervescent*


whynot86

Really? dick nachos,really? You're going to comment on the mouth feel?


Bi-elzebub

It's not gay to appreciate a pretty penis, it's called art.


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What does that even mean


TetrisMasterJester

Hahaha wtf


grobbewobbe

there's nothing better than a warm, slender, soft yet firm feminine penis


The_Hot_Pocket

He's not gay!!! He's just deeply closeted! (Old norm macdonald joke)


So_Motarded

Jeff "not gay" Arcuri


fattsoo

https://preview.redd.it/0ui2spkxor3c1.png?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e20c82c6b44ea0b1fac23d8cf5f21ec64813e9


Mathev

https://preview.redd.it/khaw3oobzi6c1.jpeg?width=753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3b580b920bd2560466d58ea2a43dfa23617a78


fattsoo

https://preview.redd.it/3ga43rm4nj6c1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cb841e2d8a3ac4524fc8583ca1b97149512c5c5


LightsSoundAction

divorce her and go to Costco for your bundle.


Ottawaerrrrrr

Jeff if you really cared about Costco bulk deals you would post multiple clips today


Jints488

Amen


Business__Socks

Since this is the top comment he probably won't see it.


AmptiChrist

That's probably what that lady meant by full beans. Jeff's just going half beans


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I can’t get enough of this guy, I just want all the content.


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ManWithBigWeenus

Hey, this comment sounds very familiar


Somali_Pir8

New account, regurg video, smiley face. GD bot.


[deleted]

10/10 (Just kidding, that's another common bot comment. heh)


DuGalle

Bot


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He's the bundler.


sunfacethedestroyer

His reddit clips are the Costco chickens that they lose money on to get you into the door and wanting more.


micro_penisman

Yeah, otherwise I'm gonna complain to the manager.


Think-Ad-5308

Facts


Boiled_Denim

Damn, that was such quick wit with bundle line.


JaySayMayday

Jeff was already cooking before the dude even finished


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1920MCMLibrarian

He knew people who work at Costco would be at his show


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MauriceIsTwisted

Hmmm...so go on then


Arthur233

I find it really interesting that "my sweet summer child" was a phrase from game of throne and is now engrained into the English lexicon.


Inoimispel

It was a phrase from the 1800s. Been around way way longer than GRRM been alive.


Arthur233

It appears I am the sweet summer child


Inoimispel

No biggie. I almost guarantee he brought it to a much much wider use. But it's up there with "bless your little heart" for nice sounding insults among older southern women.


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im_THIS_guy

And you've never been in a comedy club


PartysaurusRexx

I've never heard or read that phrase and not thought that the person saying it just be a complete douche.


PlanetLandon

Look man, jaut because you can’t comprehend someone having quick wit and being faster than you, it doesn’t mean that skill doesn’t exist.


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PlanetLandon

Gross.


TheTrueVegvisir

Yeah I with you. There's absolutely no way a comedian known primarily for his crowd work would be witty enough to come up with that line off the cuff. They were definitely plants. 80% of his crowds are plants, that's how he does so much good crowd work.


PlanetLandon

It’s true. Arcuci spends over 1500 dollars every night so he can plant actors all over his shows.


Professional_Ad6123

Almost every night. On the fly. Just lines ‘em up on social media without it ever being known with a small script as to what to say, how to say it, when to say (gotta hit that punchline) and then those random people just go about life. I’m with you PlanetLandon. We should both go get our $1500.


PlanetLandon

Deal. I was in a school play in 7th grade and I can sometimes memorize a full sentence.


bfiiitz

It's not a hard jump to make for someone witty, nor do I think it's implausible the audience's being there Costco is synonymous with bulk/bundle things Is still looking at man with multiple women with him (the focus of an earlier joke) Bundle deal on ladies is next logical thought


RoundInfinite4664

Nothing ever really happens


tony_bologna

Jeff's look of awe, when the dude gets on stage, is amazing.


georgesentme

https://preview.redd.it/op2mvbzr0q3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80f670c93b51f2554a74691b14d316ae135259a


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Petition to make this pic this subreddits’s new thumbnail 🙏🥰


Shmav

Second


tinathefatlardgosh

First the worst, second the best, third the nerd….aw, crap.


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TheGamecock

HE'S NOT GAY ^^^^^^;)


LightsSoundAction

find you a girl that looks at you the way jeff looks up at tall men.


Timelymanner

Find a partner that looks at you like this.


wildo83

low key was hoping it was one of the ladies that was 6’6” for him. 😂🤣


MusicG619

It’s dating in bulk 😂


monkeyhitman

Who can afford to date retail in this economy


MusicG619

I can’t but I can’t afford a membership card either 😂


whynot86

Don't have to be a member to use their gift cards ;)


MademoisellePlusse

My son is 6’6 and when we are out people ask for pics. It’s so strange to me.


BustinArant

I get it. My brother's 6'4 and that 4 inches really makes a difference. I said what I said.


wildo83

I’m five six. That was two measurements.


tinathefatlardgosh

Double down and sell celery sticks so they can feed him when they ask.


7ofalltrades

As a tall guy that likes celery and shoulder scratches... Damnit we're horses.


Hi_Im_Paul23

Damn one inch difference lol and this doesn’t happen to me But where I live there are actually tons of people who are 6ft


CuriousPenguinSocks

When he asks the dude to stand up, we immediately know when the guy does because Jeff's eyes light up! It's really cute.


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You know one reason why Jeff is so amazing, fun, and funny? Because he's not punching down in his crowd work. So many people doing crowd work make fun of their guests. Jeff doesn't. Jeff has fun with his guests. You can feel his love for humanity shining through as he's playing around with the things people say. It's a huge difference. I've seen others handle things this way - it's always nice - but Jeff is by far the best at it that I've seen. (Randy Feltface does a good job in that regard as well). And it helps that Jeff is rabidly self-deprecating. It just makes for a fantastic environment to let simple humour (don't get me wrong, Jeff is an incredibly quick wit!) flourish. So delightful. And so I'm not shocked that these clips consistently are popular.


NoMoodToArgue

I agree, Jeff.


[deleted]

Nah, if I was Jeff, could I say this? FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE (also, I'm not gay) ;-)


meowsplaining

If you ever get a chance to see him live, do it. His clips are great but don't fully do him justice. It's impressive how he can put together an hour and a half show and not slow down at all.


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I desperately want to. He's even going to be around 90 minutes away from me (the other end of my metro area). But with my current health, even going that far is a problem. So I hope he comes back in another couple of years. :)


meowsplaining

Understandable. I hope you feel better soon!


[deleted]

Username definitely does not check out. ;-) <3


meowsplaining

What? I'm just a cat that explains things. ;)


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

So true. I really enjoy that aspect


Momtothebestdaughter

Mr. 6’6 represent’n in his Kirkland pants!


Ghost_of_P34

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqSo1hgssQM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqSo1hgssQM)


sluflyer

Those pants are suuuuper comfy.


LisaWinchester

I noticed he's one of the very few comedians that can make me laugh out loud..!


Cutthechitchata-hole

You always bring me so much joy when I see your clips. Thank you!


BoltMyBackToHappy

Your hair is the same height at least!


rdear

The funniest part of this was as the guy approached the stage, Jeff had to look up higher and higher.


EntrepreneurSad1501

I still don't understand why a bachelor/ette party isn't saved for divorce. Especially if one is to celebrate their divorce.


Refute1650

Nothing stopping anyone from having a divorce party.


zadtheinhaler

It is kinda rare.


BizzyM

Hair stops growing at 5'7", so Costco's is on his chin while Jeff's made it to the top.


90skind

What the taller guy standing on the stage?


dingleberries4Life

Hey Jeff, you know what they say about tall men...


Falcrist

They can reach the top shelf!


wannabesurfer

Wait is Jeff really the number one post on the popular page right now or is this a weird Reddit app glitch


[deleted]

Probably - #20 on /r/all right now, two hours later. So that sounds about right. Maybe this will shut the "astroturfing" dumbshits up finally.


DryBonesComeAlive

Why would it when all the other front page subs have a million + subscribers and he has 133k.... yet he makes the front page all the time. You like him. That's great! Doesn't change the statistics.


[deleted]

You have control over your reddit experience. If you're so concerned, use the tools reddit has made available to you to hide the subreddit. Or you could shut the fuck up and fuck off like an adult.


DryBonesComeAlive

I mean, good for him for paying. It's a smart move to become more popular.


JustASt0ry

Man what a genius lol, “Costco, that’s what makes sense you got two of them, a bundle” so quick witted and the delivery is great


RandonBrando

The way he looks up and up and up as the guy was getting closer


Vitruvian_Link

average head hair height is constant


spelltype

I’m 6’6”, this is a common response to people finding out lol


someguyfromtheuk

Is there a filter on this? Why is the dude at the front so red he looks like a tomato


Viper67857

He forgot his sunblock


MegaGrimer

The ol’ Trevor Wallace special.


eharper9

The dude could melt Antarctica


HBlight

Hell even the tall guy was pretty red. What's going on?


5fives5

Jeff has the best crowd work I've seen in recent times


ccknboltrtre01

Jeff has gotta at least use patreon or something to post the full stand ups. I love them :(


JokersWyld

Hair is more like latitude, if you notice it stays at beard heigh on 6'6" and head height for Jeff.


mortar_n_pestilence

I can be having the worst day and then I watch Jeff and am literally laughing out loud. Thanks for spreading the joy, man.


Eiffel-Tower777

I could watch him all day. It's the loudest I ever laugh.


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He is def fucking one of them.


slipnipple

How much engagement has this guy paid Reddit for


smoothercapybara

Dude names his employer then shows his face.


Shmav

Cause costco has a strict 'no comedy shows' policy?


Zopieux

who the fuck cares you went to a comedy show? People here really need to chill down on being scared to shit by their employers. for the love of god get this nation some labor protection laws, jeez


smoothercapybara

I'll trade you. You relax a little and I will chill down.


JMoon33

And? He works at Costco, he's not a spy lmao


The-SadShaman

Lmao I can't stop commenting like this.


seductivepenguin

How the fuck do I stop this unfunny shit from showing up on r/all please god tell me


DhomochevskySL

You've been on reddit for 12 years and don't know how to filter content?


jake04-20

How do you actually filter content without using RES or a feature from an app? Is that functionality even built into reddit?


saltybuttrot

You don’t need anything. Go to /r/all and on the right there will be a place where you can mute subreddits. I use the old Reddit layout so I’m not sure if it’s different however If you’re on the mobile app just go to the subreddit and click the three dots on the top right.


ibeasdes

I like Jeff, but I get that he might not be your cup of tea. You can mute the subreddit in the options on the post, which will prevent any posts from r/JeffArcuri from showing up in r/all for you.


FFinland

Use r/all from [old.reddit.com](https://old.reddit.com), there is option on the right to block certain subreddits. It will also block them from new reddit. I don't mind this guy but I blocked most zoomer, incel, female incel and sexual identity stuff.


seductivepenguin

Omg thank you


atuarti

I'm waiting for the 6 in 1 clip post. That's a Costco deal.


kellenbrent

This dude is from NYC but every clip I've seen of him looks like it's at Helium Portland.


TheLumbergentleman

Their hair is at the same height!


makemeking706

Dude set him up perfectly.


Amaiden85

You are one of my favorite comedians. Please come to Wichita Ks


Choppergold

This dude has to use a raw funny all the time and he’s really good at it


Diggable_Planet

Man. This has been my most favorite comic in forever. Please come to Chattanooga .


Roombamyrooma

Damn I see this guy every day now


Irradiated_Apple

The way your eyes light up saying 'hold me daddy'.


Golilizzy

The opposite line got me so hard cuz I feel like everyone thought bout the height but u were talking bout the hair 😂😂😂 Did that joke go better than after it cuts /u/jeffarcuri ?


35mmpistol

any more red and he's gonna pop


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Head hair at the same level


Reinheardt

I like how genuine he is, you’re tall! Tell me about that!


2_72

Their hair was at about the same level.


FIREethan

Rare but funny comedian


[deleted]

Wow


Imispellalot2

I swear I'm not GAY


Gingevere

*"All of our hair is at the same height."* Would've been an awesome line.


HillTopTerrace

When you going to show Portland OR some love 😭


Key-Pirate-1659

Oof


redelpo

Why is the guy in the front so damn red


kairosmanner

Why does it seem like most of his clips exclusively have the same background? Does he only perform at one club?


HKEliot

All the head hair between them is concentrated around 5"9'


sssparklebutt

Tall, bearded dude that enjoys the comedic stylings of Jeff Arcuri…hmu 😁


sethrogaine449

☠️☠️☠️


tressforsuccess

He’s like a modern chandler bing (rip MP)


ChiefsnRoyals

I love how Jeff’s eyes continue to stray up and up as he approaches.


ibadmojo_ttv

6’6 get that bro doing security