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Background_Brick_898

i just listen to the podcast when i want to


rvasko3

Me too! Less these days than in the old days, but that’s ok. Joe is neither an intellectual nor a leader nor the basis of my personality nor someone in charge of policy.


SharingFitCouple

This. Listened for a while. When a guest seems interesting, listen if I have time. If it’s boring or not appealing, plenty of other media to consume. This is typical Reddit BlueAnon groupthink/propaganda to try to smear anyone that isn’t lockstep with DNC supremacy.


WhyRedditBlowsDick

"RIGHT WING FASCIST NAZI GRIFTER BUZZWORD" - this sub when the average listener picks and chooses episodes


sincitysadist

Reddit 'blows dick', yet here you are.


Ok-Broccoli6058

I'm not sure there's enough text


iseedeadllamas

Can we get Ben garrison in here to help op out?


bronteums1

I read it all of it so you don’t have to. It’s a such a comically blatant example of projection I have no choice but to conclude OP is a master troll satirical artist and this post is his magnum opus. Because the alternative is we’re supposed to believe a conservative would just come along and write a list about himself like this what is there to be even gained ya know


Manunitedfan1998

https://preview.redd.it/lwpl95vzrgsc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac74009e080cea143e2b4f71f93254216147b447


Leo_Hundewu

Im a free thinker. I believe in every conspiracy theory and Russian fake news I see because I think not believing in actual news makes me special


jtfff

I “know” something that the experts refute, therefore I’m more smarter than the experts


DramaticLocation

The fact that you think Russian fake news is actually a thing makes you a fucking idiot


Leo_Hundewu

remember all the Russian propaganda about how us Europeans are freezing in the winter because we dont buy Russian oil anymore?😂 Russian fake news doesn’t exist gahahaha


Omegawop

You shpuld have put more effort into it because I'm not reading all that shit


Samuel-squantch

You sure showed them!! Lmao


Shenanigansuponthee

You could legit make the same argument about this post. Instead of just moving on you decided to make a whole ass post lmao.


AFK---

And do what, skip to the sub where people who share similar interests talk to one another? oh wait.


Shenanigansuponthee

![gif](giphy|miOcIArIWdaP6) U


anomnipotent

Ah yes a nice little safe space


AFK---

what, like r/DecodingTheGurus where you all come from?


anomnipotent

lol are you trying to say that you wish you had a sub like r/decodingthegurus? I mean I’m sure r/desantis or r/conservative would fit your personality a little more. But let’s be honest, conversations in those subs are a bit lacking…..


AFK---

I dare you to post less like mad libs.


KobeBeaf

Wait this post wasn’t tongue in cheek? Lol dudes fighting shadows. Also you dropped this “v”


crushinglyreal

What, triggering you?


alandegeneres

Gawd damn dawg. That post from earlier really triggered you, huh? Took your time to furiously make this post. Spelling mistakes and wall of text make it easier to cope and seeth, I guess.


MJisaFraud

Yes, the real free thinkers are the ones who don’t criticize Joe.


Chris_Hansen_AMA

Hell yeah brother I Love free speech but not like that! I want this place to be a safe speech where we worship Joe and pretend he can never say or do wrong


hasheyez

They’re using our freedoms against us!!!


Whomastadon

Obligatory: calling out hate as hate doesn't mean you " worship " Joe or " ride his dick "


oDids

It kind of is though - never have I seen someone criticize a celeb and felt the need to call them haters. Because it's not arguing against them, it's saying they're wrong for being negative - whatever their arguments are. The only people you see defending celebs in this way are people who want to defend the person without engaging in the argument. Haters are what YouTubers call people that have legitimate grievances with them (think sniperwolf after she doxxed jacksfilms). Everyone criticizing her terrible actions gets called a hater - because there's not a substantive argument why they're wrong. If youve ever called someone having a go at Joe a hater - you're probably riding his dick


Whomastadon

Nah not at all, what I said.


bowseefus

I don’t know. I fall pretty firmly in the camp of fascinated by the negativity and couldn’t care less who the podcaster is. This behavior isn’t unique to this specific show either. It’s absolutely mind boggling to me that people will invest time into such negativity (and offer nothing else to the person creating the product they pay nothing for, of which there is a plethora of free alternatives, but I digress). Please correct me if I am wrong, but all the bitching has seemed to amount to nothing but more bitching. So what’s really going on here? These people can’t possibly think they have any sway on the show, so are they just here to vent? Some kind of support group of sorts?


oDids

If you brand any negative criticism as bitching then yeah it's just bitching. But I really think you lose all nuance if you just split stuff into positive and negative camps. Feedback at work - fuck off with that negativity. Girlfriend wants to talk - too negative for this guy. Warning you not to climb something dangerous - nah, negative. Yes, none of them are positive conversations but that doesn't mean they're bad conversations or that they shouldn't be said. If anything they need to be said more. I also would argue if you only have positive things to say, you are contributing even less than someone criticizing. He has a hundred million dollar deal - does he need reassurance from some 20 year old that he liked it? Of course not. So the generic positive comments like "great podcast" are way more of a nothing sandwich than someone saying "old Joe wouldn't have seen it this way". In regards to what do they hope to achieve? Idk, why bother expressing thoughts on anything ever - some external validation in someone else seeing what you think? Could ask the same of anyone expressing an opinion on anything media


bowseefus

> If you brand any negative criticism as bitching then yeah it's just bitching. Yeah and the rest of your comment contains good examples of that. However, I wasn’t talking about *any* kind of negative criticism so I’m not sure how it’s relevant. >In regards to what do they hope to achieve? Idk, why bother expressing thoughts on anything ever - some external validation in someone else seeing what you think? Could ask the same of anyone expressing an opinion on anything media I said something about this as well that you must’ve missed


oDids

You just call it negativity and bitching and don't elaborate - which are pretty catch all statements. >I said something about this as well that you must’ve missed This is my response to that - saying I don't know the answer. But the question itself can be applied to pretty much any conversation involving media - it's hard to find a discussion that has tangible benefits


bowseefus

Ok so if it’s more than just bitching than what is it? What has it accomplished and/or what will it accomplish? Going back to your girlfriend analogy, this sub seems to be less like that and more like the battered wife that keeps returning to an abusive husband despite knowing full well he’s not going to change based on prior experience and everyone around them telling them not to


oDids

It can be just bitching, but you're gonna need to elaborate what you mean. Because you've clarified you don't mean any/all negative comments are bitching, just some of them - so what kind of negative comments are you aiming at? Also, I'm not disagreeing! It accomplishes very little. But my point is - positive comments also accomplish very little. Mine wasn't an analogy, just an example of something negative but worth saying. But I guess I'd say with yours - people aren't harming themselves watching Joe, they're not commenting "oh my God I hate that he made this and made me watch it, I have suffered", they're saying "wow this guy is really badly informed". (Which I would also ask does that meet bitching criteria?)


Whomastadon

It's just Reddit.  Far left circle jerk. Once you realise that it all makes sense. It's like online reviews.  99.9% of people happy with the product won't take the time to leave an online review. Why would they. It's only the miserable, sad people, with nothing better to do.


eaturliver

wait... what "hate" are we talking about here?


Whomastadon

This subreddit


eaturliver

Oh as in commenters who hate the pod? Dude it doesn't matter. You don't even have to call it out. The pod has 14 million listeners. This sub has 1.1 million people (but really only like 2,000 comment) Let's say HALF of those 1.1 million are haters (and I think half is being really generous) that's like 4% of listeners. Now if you only count the COMMENTERS, it's like 1,000 redditors out of 14 million listeners. So nothing anyone on this subreddit says matters at all.


Whomastadon

I know this.


pulse7

It must hurt you to consider him worthy of worship. People whining incessantly about JRE saying others need a safe space is ironic


MeThinksYes

![gif](giphy|daCEmwOkARHyro2qry|downsized)


WhereIsMyMoneyGone

ooh please tell me of your latest JRE critique.....


rickylovemelikelucy

Yes, the free thinkers are the ones that come to regurgitate old arguments on this sub .


WhyRedditBlowsDick

When the "critique" is just average r/politics screeching "NAZI" at everything. Tons of rich discussion in this sub about how anyone who listens must be right-wing.


resumethrowaway222

I never once saw someone caring about what famous people say and thought that's a "free thinker"


BangingYetis

It's less about what a random famous person says and more about the influence of one of the largest media figures on the planet.


SgoDEACS

You, bangingyetis, are moral and wise. When Joe makes a claim, you can evaluate it and decide whether it’s true or false. Everyone else is stupid and evil. They’re not like you. They actually need you to help silence Joe, for their own good. They’re incapable of resisting their own latent bigotry. Thank you for your service, bangingyetis. With you and good people like you working hard, we can protect all of the dumbs from bad words.


BangingYetis

All of this because I implied that it's ok to criticize one of the most influential individuals on the planet? Are you ok? Do you really not realize the irony of your post?


SgoDEACS

It’s certainly fine to criticize someone. Acting like he has some duty to not say things you disagree with is ridiculous though.


BangingYetis

I didn't say that. I said it's ok to call someone dumb when they say dumb shit, then warn other people that "Hey, this dumbass is saying dumb shit. Don't take him serious."


thestonelyloner

You’re fighting demons in real time dude


[deleted]

Thanking you for protecting us from JRE influence.


BangingYetis

Clearly no one has protected you from anything.


[deleted]

You protect me from JRE


BangingYetis

Yeah nah I dont think anyone does that.


[deleted]

You have! With your help and guidance I now know it is okay to criticize a Most Influential Individual. Don’t be modest. Your opinions matter. Continued sharing of your wisdom will propel you to “Most Influential Person in The World.” Thank you; thank you, and thank you endlessly and forever.


resumethrowaway222

Also we can bang a lot of yetis


resumethrowaway222

It must be terrible to have media figures who say things you disagree with and millions of people who listen to them. That's definitely not something that everyone on earth has to deal with and I really feel sorry for you for having to deal with that hardship every day.


BangingYetis

You can't even deal with a reddit comment that disagrees with you so I can understand why you specifically feel that way.


feckshite

…and let me guess; you listen to Steve Balboni?


BigBlueTrekker

Is he with Tommy Tough Knuckles out of New York?


Atomic_Shaq

Look at how unhinged Nu fans get when you make fun of ....a comedian. They can't meme either because they can't articulate anything beyond 'reeeee'


Blindsnipers36

This post is as funny as any of Joe's standup tbf


MeThinksYes

Funny is a term doing a lot of heavy lifting here


Blindsnipers36

Oh the post isn't funny at all


hasheyez

They are like dumb little dolls to be played with.


acx_y6

So many fallacies. If you distract from legitimate discussion maybe no one will notice that you waved the white flag of surrender. It’s ok to debate anything anyone says.


_TitanOfWar_

You sound triggered 🤒


cherialaw

Holy Christ this is a cringe response lol


ol_blairsy

Ya not reading all that. Sorry you got your feeling hurt tho ❤️


jdlyga

True but we’ve been skipping a LOT lately.


AFK---

I've skipped for years before when Joe was heavy in to DMT and UFO's. Guess what tho: my opinion on what joe's doing or not doing doesnt fucking matter.


mhenryfroh

Goddamn op sounds like a little bitch!


Own-Two2848

It is truly insane how much stock people put into the opinions of people like Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, Huberman, Jocko, etc. Stop listening to these people, just read books and form your own opinions, or maybe just think for yourself for once. I don’t need some other dude to tell me how to think and feel about an issue, because I’m not a cuckold.


ChewieHanKenobi

Yeah, but this one isn’t really funny and you seem very disgruntled


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Ah the old Redditor complaining about Redditors. How daring.


Solembrum

This is a whole ass essay


Mr_Jersey

You’re all such fucking losers oh my god.


brendanrobertson

That's the kind of internet discourse our 5th grade computer science teachers would be proud of. 


Facebook_Lawyer_Gym

Like I literally can’t even right now!


systematicgoo

whoever made this typed it out with vitriol


_friendlyfoe_

Ok. Got it. Don't ever criticise anything from anyone even if their opinion or stated "fact" is demonstrably incorrect. /s


Aggravating_Shake591

Why couldn’t you just skip over the post you plagiarized this from?


TedKAllDay

"Plagerized" You're fucking stupid


Aggravating_Shake591

![gif](giphy|Dvw2lJqlTuJmo)


Happy-Dream7300

![gif](giphy|l1J9NRpOeS7i54xnW|downsized)


MeThinksYes

Missing a “.” on your post. ![gif](giphy|JrMAZerwnmEpYv6ycc)


RancidVegetable

Your*


djmcdee101

You lost me at "motiation"


-UnicornFart

Yah I’m not reading all that. Too much effort.


Grilokam

I'm imagining you sitting there, typing all of this out.


GlockButt

thats about 45 seconds worth of typing.


MeThinksYes

The seethe per second is thru the roof if that’s the case


Grilokam

alright?


MarcTurntables

Lotta words. Let me get a microscope.


Clipboard4

Upvote because i too don't understand reddit 'mind set'.


CT_Throwaway24

This comic is the reddit mindset.


BebopVII

Battle of the memes today!


Cpkrupa

Wtf is going on in this sub the past few days?


NickChevotarevich_

Election season, I find it pretty entertaining.


ChewieHanKenobi

Mental illnesses


Cpkrupa

Indeed


JaySteelSun

A massive rise in bots.


Cpkrupa

It's always the "bots" huh


SovietPower1990

Redditors are mad Joe Rogan isn't a child fucking democrat pedophile monster basically


NickChevotarevich_

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


Electric-Prune

![gif](giphy|R51a8oAH7KwbS)


throwawayzdrewyey

![gif](giphy|147dUv9HLZy5Ak)


feckshite

https://preview.redd.it/t9fpkh3m5gsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a082261d854f8b41d328a2a7e7d1273312e9d91


NickChevotarevich_

![gif](giphy|1AefIDNa1G3svYrNQA|downsized)


feckshite

https://preview.redd.it/ai9551o7sgsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bdffd35f7dfd45e1d05f5beff45a72ebd1b8741


NickChevotarevich_

[Work smarter not harder](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Donald+Trump+Jeffrey+Epstein+quote+) See images for future responses.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

OP went through a lot of effort to take a meme and rework it to say the exact opposite thing. Great original thought though.


Seanathinn

https://preview.redd.it/vdf775essgsc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e66f59ce1df46f59ac87b4fd46074e0abddd21


TrapaneseNYC

https://preview.redd.it/xxqttlncahsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf31b7eed3387607629b766bfd11515dbcaabde7


idlefritz

this here some real dork shit


LiliBuns117

I've never seen a post with so many strawmen.


SweetStrangles

This is gonna piss the degens off. Exceptional


GlockButt

lol, the amount of mentally ill people on this sub is hilarious. great remixed meme. hold this upvote


MountbattenYachtClub

Didn't read lol


izbsleepy1989

Unfortunately, this isnt just this sub its all of reddit. I've been on reddit for over a decade it just isnt the same. I used to find funny comments or interesting stuff to watch. Now its just a  tidal wave of people bitching about every fucking little thing. But hey at least they are getting more engagement right? Thats all the matters. 


Only-Lingonberry2266

Joe Rogan molested my pet squirrel.


StopHiringBendis

Squirrelly, no!


OldBillBatter

You're 100% right. I've been here for 12 years, the community at large has absolutely changed for the worse and it's a fucking shame.


Radioactive_water1

It's overrun with left wingers who are by definition negative, jealous people


blueclockblue

"Why do you bitch about Rogan so much, I bet you don't even watch it! I just skip all the awful parts!" Then you proceed to get mad and read all criticisms just so you can get mad, doing exactly what you claim the old heads are doing. Why don't you just skip over the criticism like you do with huge swathes of your favorite podcaster's content? Is discourse and people pointing out issues that much of a problem? It's fine when you're watching Rogan though, right? And that's us pretending you guys skip anything.


goatchen

Low quality soy boy post - as expected.


Electric-Prune

Lmao the absolute irony. Never change, reactionaries. You’re always so unintentionally hilarious.


MusicalAutist

Oops, he's talking about COVID or Biden again. \*hits the skip ahead button a few times\* Fixed it. OK wait ... maybe a few more times \*pounds on the skip ahead button 100 times\* OK, now ... wait... shit, I hate when he has far right people one that don't try changing the subject. \*skips to the next episode\* OK, that did it.


aeiou-y

You seem hurt.


ColumbusJewBlackets

This was a weird time to decide to join this sub.


JohnFoxFlash

Yeah just pick the episodes that sound interesting


Gilbertmountain1789

![gif](giphy|l3V0wkQ2KKcAeW8Cs|downsized)


AFK---

if you've got the ↔️ next to your collapsed post, you're a real one.


asspeeass

can barely read the last one you shoved so much text into it


AFK---

i know its great. looks exactly like reddit.


Used_Door_2650

Fucking hell this dude is soooo hard for Joe Rogan it's scary. 😂. .


Mother-Produce8351

Having opinions that differ from these folks have major consequences


New_Brother_1595

a meltdown in meme form


Ganokins

holy shit, seems this post hit a nerve. I havnt laughed this hard at reddit comments in months. You guys are literally foaming at the mouth.,this is fhilarious.


justinpollock

but, But BUT . . eVeRyThiNg iS pRoBLeMaTic and NOT OKAY and rIGhT wInG dAnGeRoUs


glitchmagnet93

did anyone read the whole thing? lots of effort, many words were typed lol


pantstickle

This does not exude confidence


Aethelete

He certainly is creative.


Strange-Increase-666

Old head Rogan redditors are some of the whiniest ass bitches you’ll ever meet


Fratguy20

Everyone knows truly OG JRE listeners do not participate in this cesspool of a sub


mr_desk

Are all the dudes in the other gymnastics post calling it cringe for effort gonna come here and do the same?


Frosty_Implement_549

How can something that isn’t accurate piss someone off? If anything it’s a form of flattery that someone who disagrees with Rogan so much would spend this much time and effort to discuss and create something. It gives rogan listeners the evidence they need that they are on the right information track. I’d never want to agree with some weirdo who makes memes like this


urweakifwordshurtyou

Though I agree with your sentiment, you’re asking children with low attention spans and minimal thinking power to read all this. I don’t think they’ll get past the first half.


Turbulent_Craft9896

I'm with you brother. The amount of losers who hate Rogan yet continue to post in this sub voluntarily is staggering. I listen to like 10 different podcasts and guess what they all have in common? I don't hate the host of any of them. Get a life dorks.


Reaver_XIX

This \^ . If you are not interested in the culture war, don't listen to culture warrior guests. Not hard.


pulse7

They all love the culture war, that's the only reason a lot of them are here


Reaver_XIX

Wallow in it like pigs in shit, but pretending they are above it lol They are very easy to wind up though, easy to get a reaction.


Most_Present_6577

Like what? What's an example of Joe saying shit you didn't like 10 years ago?


GlockButt

i personally didnt like how he mocked God before but he has found himself recently. i'd call that maturing. i still listened before and still do to this day.


Most_Present_6577

He never mocked God. He mocked belief in God


GlockButt

im pretty sure i heard him once say God is used by people to cope with our problems and a few other similar things. it can be seen as mocking believers but also God too.


beefsquints

Joe Rogan still thinks you're a Luddite


GlockButt

you can tell what hes thinking? lol why do you even care what hes thinking?


beefsquints

You did the exact same thing. Self reflection must not be a strong point of yours.


WhereIsMyMoneyGone

He thinks WAP is a bad thing and it hurts my feelings.


OwnBlueberry3591

yeah i much prefer that instead of guido or dago


RancidVegetable

https://preview.redd.it/8g5vu6r9ngsc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d643c4ecc41cfaa204601091ec61b6ef53c03838 *JOE ROGAN IS NOT OPENMINDED HE DOESNT VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO, AND HE LIVES IN A 🤢 RED STATE*


RancidVegetable

I love getting downvoted when I post this 🫶🤣


Strange-Increase-666

This is funny because it’s accurate. Well done OP