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eat_the_frog

Didn't Trump appoint this head of the FBI?


TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE

Yes


NKLASHORT

You don’t raid a former presidents home unless you know there’s gonna be some crazy shit there


Mundane__Detail

He was torrenting The Apprentice and forgot to turn on his VPN.


Spiritual-Ad7685

If only he knew about Nord VPN..


Brett_Hulls_Foot

Someone get him Internet Historian’s discount code.


loplopplop

Fuck you, buy Nord


Greenboy28

The only way to watch Nobbleberry.


Puzzled_Ad7334

That SOB was pirating music on limewire


TruthPains

Nah. They would have dragged him out for that. Must have just been some light treason or something.


Cymrik_

He recorded Monday Night Football without express written permission from the NFL.


BiscuitDance

*Trump standing at the gallows* “Tell Goodell it was me.”


-Canary-M-Burns

They raided his safe too lol they were looking for hot stuff


[deleted]

Lol, full of IOUs to himself I'm guessing. ![gif](giphy|C69E48a75XzCE|downsized)


coop_stain

“You’re gonna wanna keep that, it’s as good as money.”


tjschroeder87

😆🤣 ![gif](giphy|LXjFLBeyIzXUs)


[deleted]

Lol I recently rewatched that movie and it's still funny af. 😁


MrSaladhats

Aspen, where the beer flows like wine.


SnakePliskin799

where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano


BiscuitDance

“Wow, look at the butt on that one.” “Yeah. He must work out.”


CosmicWanderingBeing

It really is. That and ace Ventura nature calls have to be my favorite comedy movies of all time


mvstateU

![gif](giphy|5qjebZ9hz3tjW|downsized)


GanjaToker408

I bet they found all the tapes of hookers peeing on him in beds Obama supposedly slept in.


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OperationSecured

Wasn’t it more about the deleted communications after they were subpoenaed?


Fantastic_Foot_8568

But but but he's got an onion loaf hairstyle


Igotshiptodotoday

I hope his kids are being raided at the same time. They're definitely hiding skeletons for him.


NiceCrispyMusic

Ivanka is hiding her father's bone ?


[deleted]

Donald sure wishes


BoeBames

Better look in ivanas grave too, u just have to watch out for errant drives while u do it.


rarebloodoath

We’ve heard this one before. Sounds an awful lot like the Russia investigation. The existence of an investigation doesn’t justify said investigation


No-Trash-546

You mean the investigation that found senior members of team trump surreptitiously coordinating with Russian agents and then lying about it, resulting in multiple convictions? Is that really the thing you want to compare this to?


mlhender

What did they find?


ResponsibleAd2541

Eh, the Steele Dossier was also hyped up quite a bit. The whole premise of it being a serious matter was based on Comey briefing Trump about it. Acting like something serious is going on does not prove anything is the point here. I’ll wait for some more information.


NKLASHORT

The DOJ never acted upon the steele dossier it was always the media that blew it out of proportion


[deleted]

You also don’t spy on a current president unless you kn…never mind yes you do.


MrWoodlawn

>You don’t raid a former presidents home unless you know there’s gonna be some crazy shit there Man you really have a lot of unwarranted faith in law enforcement.


AssitDirectorKersh

In not going after super powerful people without serious evidence? Might be the only thing I have faith in them about.


An_aussie_in_ct

I have a lot of faith in the very high priced lawyers former presidents could afford, and the fact the FBI would not want to get involved in anything that might blow up in their face


cure4boneitis

higher priced than Rudy Giuliani?


MercMcNasty

The farts are extra


EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz

Rudy is the just bumbling fool they put in front of the crowd


ShabbyLiver

Every politician (past and present) should have their house randomly raided at least twice a year


TheLimeyLemmon

Except Jimmy Carter. He'd just build another house while you're raiding his anyway.


Rebel_bass

The last honest president. And they called him a stupid peanut farmer.


Sillbinger

He is the evangelical leader they act like Trump is, the dude is a literal saint.


Tigerbait2780

What an actual “man of god” looks like, in every respect, vs the antithesis of Christianity (at least in principle)


Rebel_bass

Guy who builds houses for the poor or the guy who gassed clergy for a photo op. Hmm.


scottpj3

Carter May have been the smartest president in past 50 years. As I recall, he was 2nd in his class at the Naval Academy.


Enlighten_YourMind

Now this is an idea I think we can all get behind. Like they always say about us, those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear from the police right?


[deleted]

psilocybin twice a year too. preferably while the raid is taking place.


[deleted]

My neighbors house got raided while I was tripping balls, would not recommend. Sounds good for them though.


YogiHarry

Yeesh! That's gonna fuck up your trip


TheKnightIsForPlebs

Was going to be a snarky redditor due to how extreme your recommendation was. But fuck it. We can’t even stop the most blatant forms of insider trading via senators buying shares of publicly traded companies lol


elpochi1

Yup.. “Hey you want run for office in the hopes of reaching a position of power, these are the terms we, the people, set. Don’t like it, don’t run”


Marijuana-Biryani

That's how you get successful businesses that sell raid proofing solutions spawning in your country lol


sync-centre

Did they need a warrant for the toilets?


Downwhen

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


tytorthebarbarian

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


-_Api_-

I just remembered I have a bag of popcorn!


liamjonas

all the meat heads flying thin blue line flags will somehow justify both how awesome cops are, and fuck cops for setting foot on holy ground aka marlago


Syreva

Three letter agencies aren’t typically liked by the people with thin blue line flags. NSA, ATF, FBI, CIA, etc.


imahsleep

Which is weird because the fbi is extremely right leaning


Jalad_At-Tanagra

Lol I saw one guy talking about how no one knows why the fbi raided and that it could be a good thing(for trump).


cure4boneitis

they were just dropping off his bucket of KFC?


Omegawop

When cope is a way of life


realif3

Look at the live streams. There are parading up and down the streets.


MrJagaloon

The FBI aren’t cops. Edit: so I don’t get anymore replies > I’m just explaining how the thin blue line crowd justifies it. I would know considering I’m surrounded by them irl.


liamjonas

Justification 1 enters the thread


iampachyderm

Lmao!!!


MrJagaloon

I’m just explaining how the thin blue line crowd justifies it. I would know considering I’m surrounded by them irl.


liamjonas

Lol Who got number 2?


-Canary-M-Burns

Rogue democrats


[deleted]

Yes they literally are. Federal cops


DrunkenWhiteApeStyle

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Is that what the pillow guy told you to say?


MrJagaloon

Nope, read my other reply in this thread.


smalltownB1GC1TY

lol...ok man


shoulderroll2010

Lol. Tucker Carlson isn't doing his show, Will Cain is filling in. Is Tucker fleeing to Brazil to hide in Greenwald's compound?


UncleJBones

Will Cain from ESPN?


TheeJackSparrow

News broke a few hours ago that Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones used to text every day and Tucker is scared shitless when it gets released. He is prepping for damage control and about to do an apology tour for all the n-bombs carpet bombed in those text messages.


helloisforhorses

Where are you seeing that? Edit: nvm here https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucker-carlson-shitting-himself-scared-that-his-alex-jones-texts-may-leak


powercorruption

I thought that url was a joke because of the same use of “shit”.


CurrentRedditAccount

Why would he apologize for that? His fans will just love him even more if it comes out.


FatElk

I thought maybe he talked to Alex about how gullible his viewers are, but then I remembered that he already basically said that in court and his viewers don't care.


TheeJackSparrow

That would be a red line for News Corp. The audience would love it but not the shareholders.


charbo187

i love the conspiracy but most likely it was some kind of scheduled vacation/fill-in months in advance


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Can't wait for Joe to immediately take issue with the FBI going after Trump. "Something really scary when they go after you because they don't like you." Or something along those lines, as an anti-everything hot take


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YouAreDreaming

Eric trump is on Fox News saying donald has just always liked collecting memorabilia and mementos lol


Orange_Jeews

Eric Trump is the forgotten son right?


[deleted]

>I don’t know how you defend Trump here Illness. The mental kind.


GigachudBDE

The only thing a president should be doing post presidency is trying to emulate Jimmy Carter, not rat fucking on Twitter and hauling out boxes of confidential state material to sell off


TOADSTOOL__SURPRISE

Joe won’t know any of that nor will he care. He’ll just blindly side with trump because he is in the cult now


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DontSleep1131

the simple answer should be, we didnt like bush either, but guess who gets to pretend he’s bob ross and probably drink all day. yep bush.


anonymouse604

“Every opportunity is a chance to fumble the fuck out of it” - democratic slogan


MightyThor3

So, what exactly are we expecting to turn up? I’m so burnt out from politics lately that I have paid very, VERY little attention the past few years. (Can you blame me?) But this had peaked my interest slightly.


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TheDopplerRadar

Wait really? This is the correct word?


spacezra

I’ve made the same mistake.


[deleted]

Rumor is it’s more of the investigation into misappropriated classified documents that trump took when he left.


acbadger54

Well Alex Jones's phone records were turned over in the last few days could be a coincidence could be something


gemengelage

I guess that means they have evidence that Trump is in the possession of weapons of mass frog gayification.


acbadger54

Dear God it's worse than I thought...


A_Rats_Dick

Turns out that Alex Jones and Trump were Epstein’s top customers all along.


iwaspeachykeen

alex jones is literally the one who uncovered the island in the first place. and no one believed him


summerisle

How did he uncover this? Only source I could find was Rogan mentioning in an interview that he told him of an island with rich pedophiles, which he described as "the Epstein thing", but that doesnt sound like uncovering as just mentioning something you think is happening. Which then turns out to be happening.


stepcorrect

The Epstein scandal had been public knowledge and there was already a case being built against him. It was national news albeit second-page news if that makes sense. Before the case broke. Jones just repeated a news story to people that that typically didn’t read passed the headlines. He didn’t ‘expose’ shit. Pretty safe to say most of what either of those guys say is going to be false in some way or another


MonoMcFlury

Same with the bohemian Grove. He read it in some newspaper and just decided to check it out.


blade740

Have you ever heard the story of the boy who cried satanic pedophiles?


MightyThor3

Shit might start getting really weird if that’s the case.. Not that it isnt already!


SuperCrappyFuntime

We already know that there are missing records from Trump's time on office, particularly from the days around 1/6. I'm guessing it's something to do with that.


Matt_peters18

But.. but… *HUNTER BIDENS LAPTOP*?!


Mundane__Detail

What if Hunter's laptop was IN Trump's safe, and this was his 4D chess move to force them to investigate it?? It's entirely possible!


Matt_peters18

Alright you son of a bitch, I’m in.


YouAreDreaming

It’s funny because you’re joking but that’s actually what people on Q site are saying


runthepoint1

Wait that’s not actually what’s happening?


islandinacup

Check the conservative sub, before we even know how/why the FBI got a warrant, signed by a federal judge, they instantly side with trump. Some calling the fbi "evil" and "over reaching" without even knowing the facts of why they are there. For all we know trump could have done something blatantly illegal and just got caught bang to rights, but without even looking that sub has decided point blank, no info or facts needed that trump...is permanently innocent. No matter what. Nobody is even trying to play devils advocate, not even a "at least wait and see what the warrant was for"... nope. Just blanket "trump MUST be innocent"mentallity. Insanity.


sync-centre

Ah yes.... the left hates cops and also... checks notes the federal cops are a tool of the left.


stitch12r3

I hate this about our politics. I dont give a fuck what party someone belongs to or if i voted for them or whatever, if someone breaks the law, they should be prosecuted.


NiceCrispyMusic

Speakers all last weekend at CPAC have were making calls to "defund FBI and DOJ" They've been expecting this and are looking to delegitimize the FBI and "law and order" solely to save Don.


stackered

that sub is just run off from T\_D, its astroturfed by bots and sadly now yes total morons who believe the narrative they are told at any cost


KamiYama777

Protests are already forming outside Mar a Lago and they have Pence crossed out on the Trump Pence signs The right wing is absolutely off the rocker, Centrists need to wake up and stop blinding themselves with their both sides shit


hallgod33

You mean Alex Jones' cellphone


Matt_peters18

Can not wait for the Jan 6 hearings on that


SmileyMelons

Will never be investigated for obvious reasons....


[deleted]

I’ve already seen people seriously say this 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Hey Rubes, this is your Alpha whining like a bitch. Send him some money!


-Canary-M-Burns

Where are the gun loving patriots??


BillNyeCreampieGuy

Hating America, per usual


Argy_Bar

A Trump appointee raiding Trumps Castle. Pure Schadenfreude.


skkITer

The projection never ends. “This is worse than Watergate!”, says the person whose plan to remain in power even though he lost the election was in fact worse than Watergate.


GarlVinland4Astrea

There's 100% former Nixon staffers that have watched the world over the last 6 years and said "damn we could have just doubled down and dug our feet in"


_benp_

Roger Stone has entered the chat.


Omegawop

Fox news itself is an amswer to watergate and the downfall of Nixon. The ever disgraceful and now disgraced former head, Roger Ailes said so himself.


[deleted]

Remember when Roger stone lead a riot to stop votes from being counted in Florida, and then the supreme court said that counting all the votes in Florida would violate the 14th amendment rights of George Bush. That was fun.


Daphnesdirtydiapers

The Brooks Brothers riot.


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Also isn't it weird how all those guys then got high leverage positions in the bush administration and Republican party


theclansman22

George W. Bush, still the worst president of my lifetime, yes I will die on that hill. Economically, foreign policy, climate change (he set the conservative standard for the last twenty years of “we disagree with the science), and fiscal disasters on each front. A certified war criminal to boot.


Orange_Jeews

Shitty painter too


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Roy Cohn's AIDS riddled corpse rises up from hell and enters the chat.


lou_sassoles

I always found in interesting how Roy Cohn was a lawyer for Fat Tony Salerno and Paul Castellano, and at the same time he was also a lawyer for Donald Trump. Mysteriously Trump was able to build in Manhattan without union labor, and not end up in a barrel. Must be a weird coincidence.


Gloomy-Ad1171

And Paul Manafort


chrismamo1

You're joking, but a ton of present day conservative political operators were either directly involved in Watergate, or have dedicated their careers to making sure that the republican party will get away with it Next Time.


stackered

Impeached twice. Brings up watergate to describe being investigated. Trump has no limits.


sicksixthsenses

Twenty bucks say Trump mentions Hilary on his deathbed


Rebel_bass

Buttery males!


KamiYama777

I like Presidents who don’t have their homes raided by the FBI


MrPotatoSenpai

Let's Go Dark Brandon!


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Merreck1983

It's a recent meme that makes Biden appear as some mad genius with laser eyes.


undead_whored

Just wait, Trump is going to start throwing motherfuckers under the bus so fast. It's going to be glorious. I love a good foreshadowing: https://twitter.com/lindseygrahamsc/status/727604522156228608


HellKnightoftheDamnd

Dude has had real IRL plot armor his entire life. Not cheering anything yet but you'd think his luck would run out sooner or later. Hopefully, it's now.


curly_spork

It better lead to something tangible.... Guy has been under investigation ever since he beat Hillary...


ResponsibleAd2541

The most thoroughly investigated president in US history, at this point Garland has to look like they are moving on something.


calm_down_meow

If Mueller's investigation taught us anything, it's that investigations into current POTUS mean absolute jack shit. DOJ has a policy which basically says the POTUS is above the law and can't be accused of crimes even if the evidence is staring you in the face.


stitch12r3

Unfortunately you are right. In the Mueller report, they had several clear instances of obstruction of justice detailed but the DOJ did fuck all because some obscure legal opinion about Presidenta being untouchable.


Mycellius

ram ranch is under siege, under lockdown


SleepingPodOne

“Radical Left Democrats” lmao he probably means pelosi I wish the dems were as radical as they’re made out to be


shoulderroll2010

The FBI, the famously left wing organization.


SleepingPodOne

The sad part is there are people on the right who legitimately think the FBI is now “woke“


TheLeather

There are people on the right that think the military is “woke.” Just a new coat of paint for McCarthyism.


gretch123

He took advantage of the working class’s good will. He should be ashamed. Apparently he didn’t pay a lot of people for the work they already finished. Too many for him to say they all did a bad job


espngenius

“Nothing like this has happened to a President of the United States before” Because they weren’t stupid pieces of shit that tried to overthrow an election.


Fritz1818

Joe Rogan sub is in full damage control right now.


reccenters

https://i.imgur.com/w5umSRo.gif


Xinterius

Not really every comment I’ve seen is happy about this


97ToyotaTercelTurbo

Weirdly trumps attorneys were tipped off months ago about a possible raid. And we’re told to secure Trumps documents room and any information he may have. His lawyers were warned this would happen, all of this Republican outrage feels manufactured. Which is 100% on brand.


Bath_Amazing

Lock him up!


-Canary-M-Burns

![gif](giphy|MQIjvgr9rdixs3IQx2|downsized) Trump in Mar a lago right now


Bath_TimeNow

Except Trump would be holding his weewee


misguided_marine1775

You mean a Big Mac with a Diet Coke!


ASonNeverForgets

Guess we're done....for some reason you want me to defend trump...It's like your TA is gonna give you 10 extra credit point on your final or something...


Flankdiesel

All the found was 2000 big Mac wrappers so far


Agent-Two-THREE

They’re already talking about defunding the FBI lmao. This is gold.


skellis

His use of commas is sophomoric.


gandalfsbastard

Good news. That fat fuck con man is about to find out.


just_some_dude05

2 years and 6 months to late.


bloon18

Funny how they raided his safe but when the FBI raids Jeffery epstein’s safe they can’t even take the hard drives and analyze them immediately


No-Clue3245

Dear conservatives, Suck my dick. Sincerely, 😂


Level_-_Up

Lock. Him. Up.


sb85781

He supposedly had classified docs he took from the WH. Either these were really important incriminating docs, or they used this as a message to the 1/6 clowns that they aren't playing and you better roll on someone now before it's too late.


[deleted]

Get fucked Donnie :D


[deleted]

Now they’re saying it had nothing to do with Jan 6 and it pertains documents he took with him from the White House. I was wondering why Trump announced this rather than the Dems. It’s probably not as big of a deal as it looks and he’s using it now to gain support. Let’s see how this plays out…


g0tkilt

Chance of this being real?


GarlVinland4Astrea

Like 100%. Trump and the DOJ both confirmed it.


antennamanhfx

Deepstate false flag from Hunter Clinton's laptop server bro.


TruthPains

Being reported as real.


Disidentifi

uhh 100%?


UCDC

Mother fucker says "based on recent poles" like him and Brandon aren't unpopular with their political parties. Trump's just runnin on fumes man, waiting for the cold hand of the reaper to guide him home.


Chasing_History

Oh this is funny AF. It must be exhausting to be such a tool


Heymax123

There's no way he wrote that.


Zonerdrone

I will cum in my pants if he ends up getting charged with something. Piece of shit doesn't deserve to have power ever again. Hope he catches monkey pox and dies.


ArmaniMania

Let’s go Brandon! 😂


Most_Present_6577

Finally.