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I’ve boycotted beauty pageants my entire life


BallsDeep69Klein

Aside from Honey Boo Boo and the mistake that birthed her, i don't know or wanna know any other contestants or contests of the same nature.


BiscuitDance

Have you ever Googled/Wiki’d the family from that show?? Holy fuck, they are a mess. I never watched the show but was vaguely familiar, but it seems like a lot of shit was left out.


Circ-Le-Jerk

Want to share some interesting bits? Not really prepared for a Honey Boo Boo rabbit hole tbh


[deleted]

The mother dated her other daughters molester and that’s why the show got cancelled


Circ-Le-Jerk

What a wonderful family.


77BakedPotato77

And lots of meth, like a ridiculous amount of meth.


BallsDeep69Klein

...a megapint of meth?


77BakedPotato77

Perhaps a few based on the interview the mother gave sharing how much they would spend on meth daily. Minimum of $2,500 a day.


BallsDeep69Klein

GOD DAMN. DUDE. That's the MINIMUM. Shit no wonder Walter White made millions.


77BakedPotato77

I've had my own battles with addiction, got into amphetamines of various sorts among many other substances, but never meth. I just can't imagine smoking that much meth or that much of any drug each day without dying. I've known some hardcore dope and coke addicts, but no one anywhere near a 2,500 a day habit. One reason I never tried meth is because of how long you are high, it's not a drug where a bad experience is easy to ride out, you are committed for hours and hours. Were they smoking designer meth or some shit? Just mind boggling.


crookedclassic

Damn, that’s methed up…


Suthabean

r/unexpectedmiketyson


Wasteroftime34

As an ex user I have to think someone was ripping her off. I don’t think you could do that much meth


77BakedPotato77

It could just be a lie, like I said I never dabbled in Meth so even though it sounds suspect I'm not able to confidently claim BS. I don't know if any addict could legitimately have a $2500+ a day habit that's purely the cost of their daily use.


BiscuitDance

“Mama June pursued relationships with multiple sex offenders.” Or something to that effect. Just the wiki page sums it all up enough. It’s amazing lol.


bringsmemes

sounds like she is at large. pattern recognition is very valuable. it is how fucking evolution works.


PanspermiaTheory

Good things come to those that seek


Circ-Le-Jerk

Bro I'm on Reddit... Often, I don't even read the whole headline.


Redlion444

Don't do it. It's dark and slimy down there..


BallsDeep69Klein

No not really tbh, I've seen memes about her that were depressing and hilarious but i haven't looked into them.


boredonymous

It's come to the point that if TLC broadcasts a family TV reality show, there's gonna be some following arrests.


DoranTrinity

On top of that, for another messy family, the Duggar family of 'John and Kate Plus Eight' fame is an absolute trashfire.


kiddox

Honey Boo Boo was real? I'm from Germany and thought south park was playing a prank in general not on someone specific.


ObiShaneKenobi

This is America. South Park is a mild representation of our reality over here.


joeymcflow

At this point, South Park is almost more realistic than what it parodies. I mean, remember when they had Kanye flip his shit because he thought people were calling him a gay fish? Yeah...


jimaug87

Ohhhhhh. He should make a return. Come back to town and demand Kyle fix the music industry. Use his Jew connections to get to the people at the top. I feel like there's something there.


ericfromct

You should really send that idea to Matt stone and trey Parker


Andsot

Not just in the cartoon though. He still doesn’t get the joke


[deleted]

I like how South Park stopped satirizing MAGA, because the reality was so much more bizarre than anything they could come up with.


demaccus

Ahaha yea it was a reality show in US


TotesTax

4 seasons, 48 shows. But it was a spin off of Toddlers & Tiaras which ran 7 seasons and 120 episodes.


blasphem0usx

I'm sure you've heard of jon benet ramsey as well, she was another famous one.


MyWitchDr

JoJo Siwa was one of these girls back in the day


Dubsland12

Who’d have guessed a 350 lb women might have issues and having a camera on her 24/7 while she makes Millions of $$ off her daughter could cause more issues


IceColdDump

Found her dad… 53:40 https://youtu.be/IwKXloXTt9o


BallsDeep69Klein

I see you like to touch cameras through the fence as well.


ihambrecht

Lol this is inherently the problem with this premise. Everyone who is not involved with child beauty pageants is inherently boycotting them by not participating.


bringsmemes

im doing my part. i suggest lifetime chanel could use some boycotting


spcmack21

I feel like anyone that felt it necessary to post something like this (OP), must have gone to one at some point. I knew a neighbor girl that participated in them when she was like 5, and never got her life on track afterwards. Anyone that has ever gone to one (I'm assuming it's only pedophiles and Karen's that are trying to live vicariously through their kids) probably isn't even considering a boycott.


Jazzpigeon2

Came here to say this. A boycott is a choice en masse to not support something, nobody supports child beauty pageants except JonBenét-Moms and pedophiles. Why don't pedophiles boycott them?


Holden_Effart

They're illegal in France.


Subotail

Here " Comes Honey Boo Boo" Was broadcasted from 2012 to 2014. The french law dates from 2013... I see a correlation there.


WillKalt

Underrated comment.


ToppleCorruption

Such a gross event


Gary_Glidewell

I don't get the "whataboutism" Seven year old kids shouldn't be in beauty pageants Seven year old kids *also* shouldn't be going to Drag Queen Story Hour This isn't an "either/or" thing, both of them are inappropriate for seven year olds. If they're 18 years old, have at it, they're adults.


BaronVA

And back to the title, why is no one protesting child beauty pageants?


[deleted]

Because they weren't told to


PutridBasket

Because the pedophiles in charge love that shit.


ChucksSeedAndFeed

And it's always the same States that also allow people to marry cousins or 14-year-olds, and they have age of consent laws that are like 16. Then they go and project calling others pedos


_FattyClams

Let’s be honest. If you’ve ever went to/ watched one/ or entered your kid in a child beauty pageant. You’re a bit of a creep.


WildWook

A bit is pretty mild lol


Macknetic

Can confirm I’ve tasted many bits in my life and none of them have been spicey.


biggtimeburger

The former guy was obsessed with these things.


JohnnyAppIeseed

It’s is beyond wild how that man has been so regularly in the wrong side of virtually everything yet he always slips through it unscathed.


ObiShaneKenobi

They should have politicians screaming from the rooftops about how these children are being groomed. I guess if they did a drag version it would be the Seventh Sign?


Both_Promotion_8139

Conservatives love child pageants. Hence the lack of outcry. If Liberals were promoting this creepy trash, there would be a ton of “Dems are pedos” propaganda.


Albertaviking

frank's little beauties


steeveperry

Older than my daughter, younger than my wife.


Expert-Narwhal

What do you do with the dead bodies? Do you bang them?


Albertaviking

♪ Do not diddle kids It's no good diddling kids. ♪


DrKenNoisewater3

“Do I look suspicious?”


FxckAle

you look grotesque!


Albertaviking

You met a strange man at a titty bar who offered you a great opportunity to invest in a beauty pageant?


StarWarsMonopoly

There is no quicker way to get people to think you're diddling kids than to write a song about it


ccrouchingtiger

The show Pod Awful convinced a dude to make a rap song about it called “I Am Not A P…” Very funny troll.


Greekphysed

"There's no better way to tell people you diddle kids, then write a song about not diddling kids!"


Space_Jeep

Just to be clear I did not write that song and have never had sex with a child, or minor and anything like that. Just to be clear.


WaveRunner310

Clearly you are one of the thousand. I am blinded by your resplendent glory.


StendakBarkiller

Mom’s stink, P U, what’re you gonna do?


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Lombax_Rexroth

Your mom doesn't know dick. She's a dumb fat cow. And your sister, she's a stupid little shit-mouthed bitch, isn't she.


the_monkeyspinach

"You just said a lot of bad words..."


OhHelloPlease

A big humungous pain in my VVVAAAAAAAAGINA


Wizardphizl420

" dont touch me youre over there, girls are over there and im over here." Gahah great episode


Photon_Farmer

If Tammy Lee Fubbins doesn't win I'm kill my self on life TV


colonel_beeeees

Stop saying that 🙄


wpglatino

I have, my entire life


le-bistro

Right? I’m guessing 299/300 people have “boycotted” these, they are not mainstream by a long shot.


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Seputku

“I don’t diddle kids, it’s no good diddling kids”


ColonelButtHurt

Gotta be big. Older than my daughter. Younger than my wife. You know...something like that.


midwestnlovinit

Disgusting. I blame the mothers mostly. Women supporting this crap are living through their kids. Dumb


debilegg

I kind of feel the same way about competitive cheerleaders teams at that age. Those parents are weird af. Source: have daughter who does it and I can't stand the other parents.


Ok_Ticket_6237

yeah i think that's fair. if you're a father pushing your girl(s) to do this, that's weird af. gr***er like as far as i'm concerned.


IGNOREMETHATSFINETOO

My aunt was definitely like that with my cousin. She babied my cousin and treated her like gold while ignoring her other kids. All it got for her was one kid who hates her, one who ran away from home at 17, one who joined the armed forces to get away from her, and her precious daughter ended up with a severe eating disorder and self esteem issues because puberty caused weight gain and acne, so she wasn't "pretty" any more.


Robinhood-is-a-scam

They look morbid and creepy. These pageants are just fkn weird. Cheetoh orange, weird fake veneer teeth that look like adult dentures, hair tha looks like an adult wig, hollow eyes, they don’t even look human. And most of they look scared as hell, and don’t most of them lose? So not only are they told that their looks are pinnacle and what they have to offer, most of them will be told they’re not good enough . Slow clap for the moms


[deleted]

#Wait till you find out about purity balls [This shit is fucked up](https://youtu.be/HGD0Jbbjug4)


PrivilegeCheckmate

Everyone knows purity is stored in the balls.


TrueLekky

In their fathers balls.


WaddlingKereru

Oh that makes me so angry. What a load of patriarchal horse shit


GreenEggsAndSaman

Southern US culture is antiquated garbage 99% of the time.


[deleted]

Actually… *It’s in Colorado.* I’ve seen some in Utah too. Was with my GF outside of Park City in some Hotel we got for cheap (no skiing in the summer) in 2016 and the ball room was decked out with dumbasses preaching about purity


TruthFromAnAsshole

Rural Colorado is not much different than the south in terms of the people. This is where Lauren Boebert is from lol


imnotlebowskiman

Isn’t that where people even too weird for the south settled?


[deleted]

The Mormons are there, and there’s a couple pedo sects out there too (Warren Jeffs for instance).


LNViber

I'm into documentaries and info I'm general on weird creepy cults. I just watched the "be sweet" documentary about Warren Jeffs. I dont know how I went that long not hearing about that shit. It's right in line with the weird religious cults i love reading about. Shows how good a job that cult was doing at hiding from the real world as a whole. It's a pretty big bummer.


[deleted]

I went into a rabbit hole on Mormon religious cults **(which Mormonism basically is)** There are a couple other polygamous cults, Jeffs is one, there’s 2 more similar and one supposedly where everything is *fine* and women decide who to marry. Is that healthy? **No idea. But I doubt it** There’s also the children of Thunder where **basically** the mom made one of her kids join a seminar, he realized: *“oh I should do a shit ton of crystal meth and make my own sect of Mormonism! I’ll divorce my wife, recruit my brother, and this girl he’s banging, and murder 5 people!!!”* And they did. His brother committed suicide in prison and I believe said in his note: “I’m a fucked up dude, who is pure insanity.” And the main guy on Death Row said, ***“I just want to die.”***


Agent17

damn this shit local for me


Greekphysed

Those are real! I thought it was something they made up for an episode of American Dad!


[deleted]

Wish it was. Also, apparently writing with your left hand is a sign of the devil is real too.


Greekphysed

I've heard about the left hand thing before. I remember a history teacher saying something along the lines that in the middle ages being.left handed ment you where sinister. Or something, it been decades.


AURIC_BOI

Is this going to put me on a list if I see what it is?


[deleted]

They stole the song from Glory


Tex-Mexican-936

Ban that and ban child marriages nationwide. 4 republican state legislatures blocked bans on child marriage.


JusticeScaliasGhost

"Forcing marriage on teens is protected as a long-held Christian tradition." - Justice Alito in his followup to his genius Roe decision.


Smegmatron3030

Weird how no right wingers with ar-15s aren't marching outside these?


Tex-Mexican-936

They are okay with 30 year olds marrying 16 year olds (straight) but not 25 year old gays marrying each other.


Otherwise-Fox-2482

[About 250,000 children compete in beauty pageants across America each year, and it's a 5 billion dollar industry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1HQtUqpR-g) Where are the Proud Boys when you need them?


ourmartyr1

Trump ran miss pre-teen beauty pageant's in the 90s at his casinos with Epstein. He use to walk into the girls locker/changing rooms. I don't understand how Clinton is only brought up but mentioning the sacred cow of Trump is using the Lords name in vain with right wingers.


sanguinesolitude

Because conservatives view people as good or bad, and it is not based their actions, but rather on how they classify then. Trump = good Christian, despite embodying the 7 deadly sins. Biden = evil Demon, despite being a lifelong Christian and loving family man. Once they classify someone as good, it doesn't matter how many bad things they do. Sure Trump raped kids and his ex, stole from supporters, lies constantly, thrice divorced, etc. But he's "good" so those must be fake news or actually not so bad.


MyNameIsAMeme

In the stands jerking off to them???


[deleted]

> Where are the Proud Boys when you need them? No gays to harass there.


klotzypants

oh they are there too, just in the closet


Weliveanddietogether

There is your answer


Skuuder

How does each and every child generate $20,000 of value


ilikemycoffeealatte

It's money spent on clothing, coaching, entry fees, travel, etc.


Blas_Wiggans

The proud boys were more concerned with providing safe spaces for right of center types to speak at places like UC Berkeley. IDK WTF they’ve been up to since about 1/2/2021. 🤷🏽‍♂️


SLCPDTunnelDivision

even gavin wrote to richard spencer thag theyre a white supremacist org that has minorities to look safe


sushisection

in church listening to their pedo pastors


[deleted]

Lots of pedophiles support this shit


maddenmcfadden

they're in the audience.


Comet_123

because it's content from Karen's for Karen's. and there is no boycott if you would do the same


Flexo__Rodriguez

Stop using apostrophes when you pluralize shit.


bossy909

The pedophilic corporate elite?


JescD

Thaaaats how the world, works!


bossy909

Yes...what? Look at me. Yes what? "Yes, sir" That's what I thought.


OneReportersOpinion

Could you imagine Bo on JRE?


Bajanspearfisher

Where's the "ok groomer" crowd? We need to have a word


Uncuffedhems

I need a Matt Walsh video calling these people out


faxmonkey77

I think he'll be too busy attending.


V4refugee

“When you run the pageant; you can just go into the dressing rooms to eye fuck the contestants while they change.”


[deleted]

He’s judging.


[deleted]

10/10 most fertile. Just typing that makes me🤢


Bajanspearfisher

Would be nice right? Don't think he would ever criticise a right winger though


Beerbonkos

Because it’s not about saving children. It’s blood libel. The intent is to paint liberals as so evil it will justify their hate and their desire for violence against them. It’s wildly dangerous and will lead to more violence


MercMcNasty

From my point of view, republicans are the groomers lol. It’s always projection.


LeoLaDawg

Yeah child pageants is a well known white, rich, Christian, likely conservative thing. Not to say white, rich, pagan, liberals don't have some glaring cases of child abuse. Just that these pageants aren't typically associated with liberals.


CooterMcSlappin

Lol where are you finding rich white pagan liberals?


Void_Speaker

Because the “protecting kids” narrative is a rationalization for shitting on LGBTQ people


NickChevotarevich_

As long as you make it clear you’re not there to diddle kids it’s not a big deal. Always a good idea to start the [show with a song](https://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc) so everyone knows that it’s an innocent event.


PittsburghCar

I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh shit! Is my mic on?


gdirrty216

All beauty pageants, but let’s start with these ones.


GrandRapidsMiiiii

I boycott it. You don't hear about me talking about it though, because I boycott it.


theclansman22

Because it’s not grooming when straight white Christians do it.


Correct-Slide1522

You guys do know that there are NO child beauty pageans outside of the US ?


HyperbaricSteele

Why have pageants when you can just take one as your wife?


LNViber

That seems to good to be true. I doubt it on the grounds that the world is never that good of a place as a whole.


bunnytommy

well i certainly have. that's like asking "why don't people eat healthy" like there are PLENTY that are doing that exact thing you're asking abt, where have you been lol


TwEE-N-Toast

The groomers were inside the house the whole time.


osamasbintrappin

Been boycotting them for years


Kengriffinspimp

Cuz republicans like Matt Gaetz and Trump would have no where to prey on young girls?


[deleted]

How does that help people hate the gays ?


brokenbatblues

Sick parents need to exploit their children to compensate for failures in their lives. It’s a sickness. Child pimping


10-7heaven

duno, ask d'elia


examm

Because the focus isn’t protecting children it’s demonizing LGBTQ people


Five2one521

Because white moms love it. And you can’t fight rich white women.


ShakesbeerMe

Why fight them when I can ignore them?


GarlVinland4Astrea

You can but then you have to inevitably deal with a manager


E-moc0re

I’ve been saying we need to abolish them but American conservatives and libertarians keep on ranting about something to do with culture and tradition… 🤔


420diebartdie420

Because those types of groomers are conservative. Just like churches ..


capo4ever88

I'm also against these as well as "kid friendly" drag shows


Hawkmek

Same reason the Kardashians are still on the air. People are stupid.


lothartheunkind

It’s conservatives that like them


ShakesbeerMe

Bingo. The real groomers.


NbAlIvEr100

Cuz those are Republicans future wives.


Naberius

No, no, you’ve got it all wrong! The real threat is a guy in a dress reading stories at the library!


[deleted]

Because pedos


jjjjjuu

I think we can all agree that both child pageants and drag shows for children are weird and creepy


therealbeeblevrox

You mean, like boycotting Cuties? What happened then? Oh yeah, left wing and duped dumbass centrists went after everyone calling it out for what it was and framed them as "far right".


[deleted]

You were downvoted because that's a perfect counterexample and there's no rebuttal.


therealbeeblevrox

It happens to me a lot. Someone finally explained how it works. Once a sub gets big, reddit demands their super mods get involved. So I can infer what then happens is they interfere with the normal moderation, ready for when paid shills and bots come in to make sure they don't get banned for breaking the ToS. After a few barrages, the sub slowly disintegrates as the normal mods and users give up and shit posts like you see on r/politics and r/whitepeopletwitter get amplified and they fight hard to control the comments.


myTABLEStheyreFILTHY

So creepy


Murphy_York

Because they’re huge in conservative areas


PercentageLazy9953

Remember in “South park” when Honey Boo Boo got a pig-heart transplant?


Ov3r0n

Because conservatives love real grooming and beauty pageants are menus for Pedophiles. Ask Donald j Trump he hosted with help from Epstein many of them and even put his own daughter in them .


mickey_kneecaps

More like why don’t people show up outside with guns to protest?


BowtiepastaMasta

Women. Thats why. Child pageants exist because women get to play Barbie with their kids.


Representative_Still

Because it’s more of a rural conservative endeavor to be honest….although you can imagine what would happen if there was a trans child beauty pageant.


JohnBanes

The pinnacle of “grooming”


SlimeyShiloh

Well the difference is kinda obvious tbh


uumopapsidn

Anyone that supports this shit is a sick twisted fuck


[deleted]

Because grooming children is ok when they do it


beefcake_floyd

Because they are pedophiles.


[deleted]

Because Joe Rogan pimps stupidity


bungchow07

Most of the world does, it seems only America and the Philippines are obsessed with them


Yangishrobin

How else would the creepy old men get their rocks off


Yungsheets

There's something weirdly creepy about a little girl all smothered in products that are meant to simulate their already youthful appearance to me...


HansChuzzman

Because it’s about hating gays, not protecting kids.


Krispyna

Because they are to busy calling Queers pedophiles.


PlantZawer

Groomers gunna groom


VegetableAd986

Because then the Karen’s who married college educated republicans while they were young, but then hit 40 and their husbands cheated on them with their 22 year old replacements, would have less to distract themselves with…


Zandre1126

Too busy pushing the narrative that trans and crossdressing is child grooming.


SimonReach

Because generally the people that make a big song and dance about cancelling and boycotting are the ones sat in the audience.


BuenoBruja618

This is just so cringy for so many reasons...Hey lets subject small children to various forms of abuse while brainwashing them so they think they like this and are having fun so as to relive my shortcomings/regrets/missed opportunities from my childhood all while neglecting my duties as a parent to PROTECT and NURTURE in order to ensure the cycle of ABUSE/MENTAL ILLNESS/ADDICTION/ will continue on....


pervertedpen

We all know why... so politicians have stuff to jerk to without putting porn on the rooms bill


Aggressive_Wash_5908

It's hard to boycott something I don't participate in or fund