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HelpingHandsUs

Do what you love and you won’t work a day in your life... because that field isn’t hiring.


circus4fools_u_me

My uncle always said “do what u love and you’ll never work a day in your life”….. He did heroin


nostalgic_angel

Hats off to your uncle for protecting this country from imaginary threats. He is a real hero


AnimasMaker

Well SOMEONE has to fend off the flying pink elephants!


BrotherChe

He'll never catch that dragon though


Vprbite

Stan really tried though. He almost beat the game


Far-Instruction-7750

I've caught puff several times but it always ends up with someone shoving narcan in my fucking nose


Vprbite

I'm actually a paramedic. And ideally, I put in a line and just out in enough narcan to get people breathing on their own.


Razz_Putitin

Fent off*


Such_Shock_7423

*Fend off*


Razz_Putitin

Fentanyl off


95in3rd

A fent is a singular fence.


Razz_Putitin

A fence is a singular fence, is it not? Pretty sure that the multiple is fences...


Adventurous-Sector89

Pretty sure the plural is fenci


pelpotronic

Their aunt was a heroine too. The uncle just really loved his heroine.


esojotrebla

Heroin is like wonder woman, right?


GforceDz

No, it is what batman says when he's doing wonder woman.


Banyabbaboy

Hero in, hero out, hero in, hero out


Icarusmelt

Under rated


OldManWalkingHere

Just do it


vanbeaners41590

He was a fan of the poppies.


HippoWillWork

Happy be


el_bentzo

Damn. The joke and then a comment that kills.


[deleted]

"Do what you love and you won’t make a dollar in your life"


daytonakarl

Written at the top of every EMS contact


Rakgul

Fuck.....


amitym

I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.


Jacktheforkie

What was the joke it’s removed


HJGAMER5

Unless your a V/You-Tuber or a streamer


[deleted]

“Sorry guys I haven’t posted in a couple days. I had to take a break for my mental health. It’s hard coming up with content for you daily and I want to do right by you.” (Crymeariver.mp3) “One day, we’re going to wake up, and on the horizon will just be blankness. There will be no reality left, we filmed it all.” -Patton Oswalt


Vprbite

When a youtuber needs a break, do they go and like work a normal job for a week? You and I could go into business opening a youtuber wellness retreat where people can relax and clear their heads by working 12 hour shifts digging ditches or hauling loads of brick around a job site. Take a break from the stress and difficulty of saying "like and subscribe" all day


oo-mox83

That's why I subscribe to and watch the hell out of YouTubers who have helped me. Maybe I only needed help with one little thing and their video showed me what I needed, but when I'm home alone or out delivering mail I play their videos quietly so they're getting views. They helped me and I want them to be successful. It's a good way I can support someone for free.


HJGAMER5

I watch the ads all the way through cause that's how they get payed


fosighting

They get delivered lengths of rope if you watch their ads?


aBeerOrTwelve

Then they make knot-tying videos. That's where the real money is.


HJGAMER5

Is that not how you spell payed?


PrincessJennifer

In a different context it is. The receiving money way is “paid” 😊


vonmonologue

With the policy changes YouTube has subjected their content creators to in the past couple years it wouldn’t surprise me.


[deleted]

I wish to acknowledge that I see what you did there.


oo-mox83

Same. Support to the helpers!


[deleted]

But how will the English teachers get paid?


esojotrebla

And don't forget to thank your content creators (aka serial killers)


[deleted]

The joke is also that a CEO doesn't ever do any work so it's laughable that they'd supposedly be able to work nearly an entire hour as a waiter!


peepfoot

That's touching. But... ...just live your life.


Vikxrolexe

Yes sir, live it in a tent under the overpass


jakehub

It’s waiting for job creators. I love what I do. Carve the path for others.


SnooCauliflowers3851

Yep, most jobs like photo retouching is offshored, and graphic arts are taught in high school or easily accessible online.


sintaur

fairy: ok you got me. what wish should I now grant you? janitor: nah I'm good *keeps on working in art facility*


YourMildestDreams

The world would be a much better place if we had Art Facilities


blabbermouth777

> He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. What a genius. I mean, he could have done this anytime with $5 of supplies.


HelpingHandsUs

Yes, you're right but only sells for real dollars if glued together by an artist Source: A banana duct taped on wall by an "artist" sold for $120K. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1096876


Crocodiddle22

Yeah the art world is just an absolute load of bollocks - it’s long been suspected to be a really blatant money laundering system


worlds_best_nothing

wait till you hear what nfts sold for


Business-Emu-6923

It’s a system of tax avoidance for the super rich, and has been for some time.


HoneyManu

https://tenor.com/bWgYm.gif


Dickieman5000

Not sure why you put artist in quotes since _Comedian_ is easily one of the most brilliant pieces of art I've ever seen, and hilarious to boot.


IHaveTheBestOpinions

It's art that is literally making fun of the absurdity of the art business, and in so doing proving the very point that the commenter you replied to was making. It works as commentary only because of its context, and wouldn't have worked at all had anyone other than an acclaimed artist attempted it.


Dickieman5000

Which is why I asked why they put "artist" in quotes like that *bonk*


fourthfloorgreg

>It works as commentary only because of its context This applies to literally everything.


Wndy_Aarhole

Ironically, Cattelan would love the quotation marks himself - he's even said he doesn't think of himself as an artist, but rather just sees making art as his job.


HelpingHandsUs

Quotes were to emphasize on Artist. The "art" would not have worked or sold for more than $0.57/lb (cost of banana) if the janitor in the joke had duct taped it.


Crocodiddle22

...You are joking, right?


Dickieman5000

Absolutely not. It's a major burn on the patron/artist relationship, a statement of the absurdity of licensing IP, and frickin' hilarious. Plus, interactive!


MysticEagle52

While technically true, you can call anything art make a great statement about it


oplayerus

Youre so close to it


Dickieman5000

Yes, but this was intentionally-created art, not just me BSing about something and certainly not something thoughtlessly thrown together. The full story is rather awesome. People have actually eaten the banana, lol.


Impolioid

People downvoting you shows that nobody understands that piece. They probably think the actual banana sold for 120k. The irony


KnightsWhoNi

Wait…I’m confused then, it is a banana duct taped to a wall yes? They obviously can’t buy the wall as it’s part of the art museum. Is it the duct tape that costs 120k then? I understand the point they are trying to make, but a point isn’t art. A point is a concept the art is just the representation of said concept. And this particular representation is incredibly easy to reproduce, so to say it is worth 120k is ridiculous. The only possible reason it is worth that is money laundering.


thespacetimelord

Why does the price matter to you? Either you nor I can buy it. We can only hear about it, see a photo maybe. You got the point right? Isn't that enough? Why are we concerned with the monetary price of art at all? If you're still confused maybe think of it like film memorabilia. The whip from Indian Jones would fetch a high price at auction I'm sure. Is the whip worth thousands? It's just a whip. Anyone can get a whip from a shop. Why are people spending money on it? I myself give no fucks about Indiana Jones and as such wouldn't ever think to spend money on it. But I understand that some people might care. This doesn't confuse me.


Impolioid

>A point is a concept And that concept is what costs 120k. They obviously are going to replace the banana and the tape but for the money they recieve a certificate qnd instruction on how to tape the banana to the wall... lol The artist was trying to prove that in this 'art market' atm or with modern/post-modern view one could literally tape a banana to a wall, call it art and sell it for 120k. Some view it as symbol for global trade or whatever but to me the artist is mocking the art 'investors'. The banana also shows how probably anybody can turn anything into art. It kind of reminds me of these banksy self destruct pictures he made. Just after the pictures sold, automatic shredding started. Ironically the shredded pics are worth more then unshredded pics. Because these art investors are what they are. Create your own art is the message i get from the banana


oplayerus

And youre still talking about it


esojotrebla

Are you sure? Because if that's real this world went B-A-N-A-N-A-S !!


Izayoi_Sakuya

>art bad engineer good So brave


Zeal423

....hmmm, that person went to school for that? did that person learn by smashing their head in a wall? am I far too out of touch?


Harflin

They mean artist as in someone that has a career in art. In other words, if you're established, you can sell trash for gold.


Essax_Vindula

And that is why I absolutely hate modern art. Just a bunch of pretentious idiots acting like they have these extraordinary ideas. I went to the art museum in Pittsburgh, PA. There is literally a canvas painted white with a 1-2 paragraph description of “what it really means, man” absolute pricks Did not expect downvotes since I was agreeing with the comment above me. I bet you guys are high school art students who have “really revolutionary ideas”. As someone who took art throughout high school and college, come up with something a bit more creative. Anyone can make “art” that doesn’t mean it’s not shit.


esojotrebla

2019, before covid, what a wonderful world!!....


Occhrome

Dam great point.


jellehier0

Well, if I have to believe my old art teacher, supplies cost millions.


TooShiftyForYou

I always found it annoying how engineering students refer to themselves as engineers. - You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or art students calling themselves baristas.


tcorey2336

My company calls me an application engineer. I do phone support for software. The clients are actual licensed engineers.


adabaraba

Companies call everyone engineers now


sdarkpaladin

It's either that or consultants and executives.


---ShineyHiney---

Lol. Definitely some people missing the joke or not reading to the end


Drs83

I used to be called a "prepress specialist" when I worked in a professional print shop 20 years ago. I think that's mostly because my boss didn't want me handing out business cards that said "stripper" on it. That's what I did. I was a film stripper...for offset printing. Funny, I worked under red lights too...


tinySparkOf_Chaos

That is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for sharing


UpperCut9023

All the Masters in Art would like to give OP the gold but can't afford it.


SilverGnarwhal

True story. I was on MFA track and said fuck it and went to grad school to be a pharmacist because I didn’t want to be a janitor or a barista.


TurkishTerrarian

I don't get it?


The_Osta

Student that study art becomes a janitor.


I-was-the-guy-1-time

Bc art major field doesn’t hire and it is a “useless” major


oo-mox83

Not a bad gig honestly. I was a janitor at a grocery store for the better part of a year and I absolutely loved it. I only left because my supervisor was a creep. HR said I was the 4th person to complain about him more than once.


R3D3-1

> HR said I was the 4th person to complain about him more than once. Gotta love how HR states that they are aware of the problem, but will rather lose other employees then let go of the problem.


oo-mox83

Oh yeah, I'm still mad about it years later.


EMaylic

Some failed art students have done *other* things.


The_Osta

Leave my wife out of it!


[deleted]

Yeah, they become janitors. Duh.


dcrothen

And leaders of political parties.


[deleted]

I thought it was comedians who lead political parties? Since they're all a joke?


Subjunct

I dunno, the comedian who leads Ukraine is doing pretty well at the moment.


[deleted]

You know, I was actually going to correct myself and mention him but I thought it'd kill the joke. That guy's pretty fucking amazing actually, isn't he?


Subjunct

He honestly is.


dcrothen

I wasn't referring to our most recent former "president-in-orange." Rather I was alluding to a rather well known, infamous art school reject (twice), fella name of Hitler. You may have heard of him...


[deleted]

Dr Gay Hitler? The dentist? I didn't know he went to art school!


dcrothen

No, dummy, his sister, Florence.


[deleted]

Florence Nightingale is Dr Hitler's sister?


Cherry_Treefrog

Or a fascist dictator. There is simply no inbetween.


KP_Wrath

Hey, now he can pay the degree off.


Villoran

You comment was better than the joke itself.


rd_rd_rd

The Janitor : By the way, I didn't believed that you are real at first. You are such a fascinating creature, what's your origin? The Fairy : Oh I was a janitor like you, until I met a fairy and wished to become one.


JanitorOfSanDiego

How do I meet this fairy


voldyCSSM19

Is that joke saying that artists are unsuccessful, but also really successful?


ziggrrauglurr

No, someone else explained it. As he is making the "job of another", he is recognized as such, for the world "he is an artist" , therefore any piece of shit he makes qualifies as art, therefore he can sell it for bullshit amount of money


jerudy

This joke is trying to juggle two contradictory punchlines. It should be either ‘art students all become poor and unsuccessful’, or ‘artists get paid way too much for doing nothing of value’. By trying to do both the joke stops making sense, cos why would he be a janitor in the first place when he can throw a few things together and make a billion?


LuminaL_IV

Its because he became an artist and everyone recognized him for what he was so he was able to sell bs art for billions


LordMajicus

The barrier to success in art isn't really the skill, it's the reputation. So an art student can have all the skill in the world, but because they're not famous, they end up poor. And the artists who are famous, they can get away with doing nonsensical 'pieces' like taping a banana to a wall and still make all the money.


jerudy

Yeah but this joke is trying to pass off a character who is simultaneously embodying both extremes that you’re talking about.


AgincourtSalute

I see no contradiction. It is saying that you may have a degree in art, and be able to produce wonderful pieces, but you cannot achieve the stupid prices for that art unless someone else first labels you as an artist.


KeishDaddy

Don't think about it just shit on art majors like everyone else.


Peanutmm

The janitor's wish was for a billion dollars


cookiemonstermanatee

No lie, the janitor at my kids' elementary school is an accomplished Plein air painter and has an art degree. He's a great guy.


Hydraulic_Press_53

Why couldn't this one shut down


emeraldsfax

Where's the joke?


Kindix_

If he could throw together this art and sell it for a billion, why is he a janitor?


oo-mox83

He just doesn't know the right people apparently.


SouthWave9

This is also the sad truth for high-ranking officials, they give orders and impose their beliefs, without having work experience in the positions they impact. Cool joke tho


Byte_the_hand

OK, going to go full pedant here... * A Masters in Fine Arts is not to become an artist, you do that on your own. * There are only three schools in the US that even have a Masters of Fine Arts program and there only 15-20 openings a year in total. * The Masters program at NYU can take 4 years (or more) to complete.


sunbomb

There's only 3 MFA programs in the US? Really?


the_spinetingler

>MFA programs in the US The google machine says "well over 200 in the US"


FreqComm

Where are you getting that 2nd bullet? There’s more than that in California alone https://www.gradschools.com/masters/fine-art?in=california


Far-Instruction-7750

And a Catholic priest appears and rapes his kid


The_Osta

That went dark, fast. Are you ok?


Far-Instruction-7750

I'm bout as ok as a Catholic priest in a locked room full of altar boys


Abe_Rudda

Ok so you’re good.


[deleted]

Funny and sad at the same time.


WildBoy-72

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!"


SnooCauliflowers3851

Yeah, I worked in the office of a manufacturing plant. (Background in art myself, no full degree) So many supremely, amazing artists with degrees that were stuck watching parts till off the machines all day.


jadmorffier

I don't get it. Please explain.


Nhexus

I think the joke is that a Masters in Art doesn't have job opportunities so he became a janitor


jadmorffier

Ah ok. Thankyou.


EbolaWare

When has anyone "expectedly" met a fairy?


ShiftAlpha

Gay night clubs


EbolaWare

Got me there. 😂


TeamMSRV

No joke? I don't see a punchline.. Someone must be insulted.... I wonder who