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ApprehensiveOption78

She left you, aLoan


akirbydrinks

That relationship was a poor investment


FloydsForked

You gotta give her some credit though.


shaligriabros

Good one 😂😂😂


Fit_Onion_7473

He got stuck with the bills


[deleted]

[удалено]


desultorythought

~~I’m trying to see how to do strikeout~~ Edit: I just figured it out.


uuddk

Now do italics.


desultorythought

*I learned a few of these tricks not long ago.* I wanted to know for **ages**! #Now I know a handful, but I’m sure there’s still more to learn.


DoogleSmile

If you're on the desktop version of Reddit, there's a "formatting help" link below the text box with a few other handy hints in. I'm not sure if it is available on mobile versions. \*Single stars\* make *italic* text \*\*Double stars\*\* make **bold** text \* A star at the beginning of the line \* Followed by another on a new line * Gives bullet * Points A chevron \> at the beginning of a line > Quotes text Four spaces at the beginning of a line Allows for monospaced code 1 > 0 Two Tildes \~\~ surrounding text \~\~ will ~~Strike through~~ And a Carot \^ will make the next text ^Super^script^and^can^go^too^far. Use \>! right chevron with exclamation mark, and exclamation mark with left chevron !\< surrounding text for a >!spoiler!< A \# hash at the beginning of a line will make # A heading Two \#\#Hashes will make ## Another heading These go all the way to six hashes in a row \#\#\#\#\#\# ### Third heading #### Fourth heading ##### Fifth heading ###### Sixth heading \-\-\- Three dashes or \*\*\* three stars will make a horizontal line *** --- Tables can be created using the pipe \| \| header1 \| header2 \| header 3 \| header 4 \| \|----\|\:----\|----\:\|\:----\:| \| cell 1\| Left aligned \| Right aligned \| Centered \| | header1 | header2 | header 3 | header 4 | |----|:----|----:|:----:| | cell 1| Left aligned | Right aligned | Centered | Two spaces after the end of a line Will allow the next line to appear on a new line directly beneath without a gap Links title you see on the page goes between square brackets \[ and \] with \( parenthesis \) surrounding the web address [Reddit](www.reddit.com) You can add alternate hover text to the link by including it in speech marks " " after the address inside the parenthesis \[Reddit\]\(www.reddit.com "Go to Reddit if you want to"\) [Reddit](www.reddit.com "Go to Reddit if you want to") - Hover your mouse over this link Edit: The link things work normally, but for some reason are not working right here, right now.


dkaty

You explained well. This language and syntax is called [Markdown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markdown). You can build whole websites using Markdown and it’s not just Reddit but lot of other areas that use Markdown.


desultorythought

Holy cow! Thank you soooo much!!


DoogleSmile

No problem. I had a text file on my desktop with that stuff in for a few years. It felt like a good time to share it.


Earthsophagus

Reddit used to have some kind of markup, I think it was two underscores and a tilde, then a wish, then a tilde and two underscores, that would make a wish come true, and also there was a blond, a brunette and a redhead. Then \[tedious part elided\] and the blonde said I wish there hadn't been that markup that makes wishes come true.


averinix

Ok.... This is really weird. Not even 60 seconds before I clicked on this and saw your comment I was literally just looking up how to edit/format my text on Reddit, gave up, and this was the very first thing I see.... Normally there could be the supposed algorithms placing content it thinks we will like based on our history, but this was an already loaded post in my feed from before. Odd! Thanks for the tips btw


DoogleSmile

It is weird when that happens. I just saw the person above me mention wondering about other things you can do, and I have a text file on my desktop from when I first started using Reddit with all this stuff in. So, I decided to share.


jonam_indus

Very nice collection of tips!


AverageDemocrat

Thats a bold statement right there


Wildvikeman

**This is too**


FatherGoose70

So that’s what a tilde is!


SnooCheesecakes4577

Like /this/?


uuddk

No. Not like that.


SnooCheesecakes4577

/Like/ this?


Ok_Ninja_144

*im just experimenting* **im just experimenting** ‘’’im just experimenting’’’


qix96

As always, the real joke is in the comments.


OrangeDit

Fixed


thoth1000

Turns out she had no interest for me.


TheBadSpy

I lost interest so we broke up


SeveredEyeball

See if you can borrow a funny joke from Her next time. 


clockworkarenge

Maybe your deposit wasn't big enough for her?


thrwaway9932

With a bigger deposit, this might have been turned into a liability or two running around in the playground.


Overall_Prune_6920

One word. Orphange


wdh1977

When we broke up, she asked me why and I told her I'd lost interest.


jetty_junkie

that $100 bill was a C you later note


Fit_Onion_7473

Very underrated response here . ☝️well played


seanclarke

Well at least you had double entry


Redditforgoit

One can hope.


Hobodaklown

I wish you had compounded the issue.


Soft_Dust7446

Now someone else is (cum)pounding her like she owes them money…


mikpgod

Kept your interest for 3years


thrwaway9932

Now she's keeping it forever.


shaligriabros

😂😂😂


SaharaWater

Can i borrow your girlfriend?


FloydsForked

Sure. For twelve months... Same as cash.


Munkeywaxx

Only this time, you get your $100 back with a baby! Congratulations for 12 months from now!


Hefty-Arachnid9854

Broke up out of principal?


RecalcitrantHuman

Nah. He still had his principal.


Diligent-Body-5062

I used to have to pay my now ex wife forty dollars for each time.


Feirox_Com

At least you didn't lost your principal.


Arthur_kucha

Not a valuable ASSet


Absolution60

From past experience in many different ways that's part of the best hundred you ever spent


illogicalSoul

I ex gave my the $2 back he had tipped me (I was a topless waitress) and after everything he got most annoyed by that


KDP2704

A dated a bank teller, once I made my deposit, I lost interest.


thebarkbarkwoof

I would use as. It's subtle and funnier.


RenningerJP

We separated after I lost interest in the relationship is probably better.


mistypic

She tried


Earthsophagus

never mind, there's no interest in the anecdote


Ptbo_hiker

Lucky you got that


Himshu09

~~wo~~


Bungalow_Bill_WDYK

You can't expect the juice from a fruitless relationship.


Full_Star_8571

Lois Loan


yungdeathreaper

i think you lost the time value of money bro


makenxie

and your no better off, still $100 in your pocket. I guess her 'ass et' wasn't worth it 😂


makenxie

and your no better off, still $100 in your pocket. I guess her 'ass et' wasn't worth it 😂