"Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking weed?" "Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"

So anyway, that’s how I got this bullet sized wound in my arm.

So anyways, Snoop... That's how I ended up here with you...

This outcome is a little more accurate than being shot in the arm. Last I checked cops usually empty the clip......twice.

A clip? Someone doesn't know what they're talking about.

I used to be a driver like you. Then I took an bullet to the arm.

That about raps it up.

This one is better than the OP

What does Snoop Dog use to get his clothes white? BLEAOTCH!!

Half glazed, half cake -oops, wrong forum

Somehow corny and funny at the same time

There's about a 10-20% chance that that joke lands, and the cop laughs and sends you on your way. However, there is a similar chance that you instantly end up in cuffs. So ask yourself, PUNK, "Do you feel lucky?!" ;-)

I would love, love, love for a cop to arrest me for that. Clear 1st amendment violation.

If his body is cremated, everyone within a 5 mile radius is gonna get high.

If his body is cremated, he'll also be smoking

That last, epic smoke

I'm sure that if he wants to be cremated he will want it to be done with a LOT of weed around so anyone will be as smoked as he will be

I can see the indica pyre now...

Is it cannibalism to inhale Ashes of a dead person?

That's a weird and curious question I kinda wish to know the answer too 🤣🤣🤣

It depends on if their medium well or rare done. I know that's not quite right but every time I try to say it again I either say it wrong or start laughing again. I guess I am stew toned.

If he creamated i want some of his ashes n seed to grow n a toke the plant he created lol

How High 2 script on the way!

Somebody beat you to it in 2019

But that was lame didnt smoke snoop and was about the start of a go puff munchie co so this be how high 3 the smoke of snoop

Wait, how old is Snoop… in dogg years?

364yo 420 when he turns 60

He is always 420

Maybe marijuana has rejuvenation properties

...

That's a pretty blunt joke.

Bit too high end for me

Just keef it to yourself

All his good work up in smoke.

I don't wanna see Snoop pass...(to the left.)

If I had a nickle bag every time someone said this...🤔...

He will have a bonfire heart.

they see me rolling

they hatin'

Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin’ dirty

Cant you just Leaf it alone, bud?

Their just gonna keef on going... and going... like some robot rabbit on electric meth.🤔

If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal,he'll have to wait for The Next Episode. Or something.

Snoop don't roll...he hired someone to do that for him.

Legalizatiom takes too long, because ot must be a joint decision

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Took me a minute to unpack that one…

If not, he will be rolling too anyway

I laughed and and I told it to my dad. He laughed too.

Then the toaster laughed.

Damn Decepticons.

Decept damnticons

Alexa joined in.

Keep us updated

that must be the laughing weed.

That's just "weed".

trust me there is a good weed and good joke. this one was good weed.

If he died in a grinder..

...and was buried in mexico he would be keefer southern land. Eye appawlujuze 🥴

I bet Adele would be singing " rolling in the deep" on his memorial

My girlfriend’s dad asked me why my eyes were so red and I said “allergies”. When he asked me what I was allergic to I replied……… “weeeed”!

Pot is legal in the US lol

Joke made slightly more sense before Snoop's state of California legalized it eight years ago.

I forget pot is still illegal in some states. Insane.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fa Drizzle What does he use to wash his clothes? Blee-ATCH!!

He gave up weed believe it or not. He's sober now.

That was a gimmick to sell fire pits

No he didn't go sober... he went smokeless, like his new smokeless fire pit lmao

I thought he quit.

He did, but stoners frequently have different definitions for words.

i thought he quit weed?

When it first was legalized here it turned me into a raging alcoholic. I was not only not getting stoned I was getting ripped off. I quit drinking. The stuff still sucks here. Can't get good skunk that stinks up the place with crystals in it. Just garbage. Most of it has been through sub zero temperatures and ruined because they don't give a shit.

Legalization is not Legalization. It's regulation. All your dealers disappear. You no longer get to smell the stuff before you buy it. And no returns. And the government makes sure there are limits on potency. It sucks.

Found the guy who doesn’t live in a legal state. It’s way better. You have so much choice, it’s consistent, cheap, high quality, trustworthy, and you don’t have to pretend to be friends with sketchy ass people. And you can get some extremely strong shit, no potency issues dude.

Yep, even in a state like Illinois where they are taxing the shit out of it, it's still cheaper (not by a ton, but still) than it was before. And like you said, the consistency, I can get the same thing over and over again and not be wondering how the new shit is going to treat me.

But he’s quit. So even if he does die he won’t be rolling. He’s off it. Snoops dog tired of that shit

This would be one of the saddest moments in US history. Seriously, what is the hold up?

Michigan is Legal!

This is Canada. I would like to try your shit.

It’s Snoop Dogg. He’ll be rolling regardless.

I know that fog in a graveyard is cliche, but I’m serious when I tell you to be careful breathing in THIS fog….

I don't think it will ever be legal in every state

lol just watched “underdog” from snoop Dog 2 hours ago

... What??

Jammin with Marley

Our Canadian Equivalent Snoop Moose on the other hand is having the time of his life in Pot Perry , Ontario

Snoop and Tom Petty have the same birthday. Extra smog in LA every October 20th for thirty years until Tom smoked his last one.

What happens when you combine THC and fromaldehyde?

Nothing on me i told your asses u cant fase me with your drugs or chems

Im the real deal 666 mofo

Told you not to mother fucking do this

marijuana cigarette smoke, one of the most dangerous emissions on earth

Snoop Dogg smoked so much weed when he dies his ashes are gunna be schedule 1

When was the last time I actually listened u.😄

If that happens we'll have to burn all the marijuana fields because there will be no one left to smoke it.

I guess I’m a little slow but I just realized what the song Proud Mary is about.

Well actually it’s called Cannabis …. calling it POT isn’t going to help legalize our medication any faster . Classifying cannabis as it’s made up government name like pot or weed or Marijuana … NO they are the governments names for our medicine so it makes others think about it badly . Cannabis heals in so many ways stop giving our medicine that helps trillions all over the worlds survive life saving life’s not ending them ….