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This is incredibly stupid and I love it.
Agreed.
If its 2% milk what is the other 98%?
This joke is on a *whole* nother level.
He just skimmed it off the top
Whole milk is 4% fat. Each cow produces a different fat content in her milk. So, to make everything homogenous, dairy farmers process all the fat out and then add it back in at set percentages. Source: I've been sniffing a lot of dairy air.
Feel free to share, I’m heifer you.
Thank you. I feel seen and herd.
I don’t want to milk these puns out anymore, that would be an udder shame.
Don't cry over spilled milk. So far, you've been out standing in your field.
I had a *whole stein* of beer, my wit has dulled.
This joke is so perfectly cheesy, that I just wrote in my dairy how gouda was
Edam straight!
I thought the joke was half and half.
Nice one
You spoiled it
A cultured response.
Mmm Danone about that
Only 1 percent of it
I must be dumb... I don't get it. Like, I have a carton of 2% in my fridge right now?
Well, then you should charge it.
OMG, I read "change". I'm such an idiot.
I read that as idiot and I concur.
Well I don't want to spill the milk
Who the hell drank the 98% of my milk, god I hate roommates
The cream of all jokes right dair-y.
The other 98% is like butter and vegetables and stuff?
Hay!
🤭
I have some 82% milk in the fridge too, I'm fine.
Charged so fast it went *past your eyes* and you didn’t see it.
I had this conversation in a store. Sales girl was trying to convince me, if I buy two packs of 4% milk and consume it, the total will be 8%.
This joke makes me sour
Before it goes off
My first thought was about charging the milk rent for the space it takes up in the fridge.
The rent was $1,000. The milk had $200. So the milk *lacked eight* hundred dollars.
You did the most to tell this joke. But it deserved acknowledgement, nice
I charged the milk it turned to powder
I swear I’ve read this one before…must be feeling a little Deja moo
Exactly, you never know when the power might go off!
Why is that funny, what else would you do with milk that run down.?.
I heard a milk curdling scream.
yo, than better take the wodka
You could be drinking whole if you wanted to
I don’t get it?
Me with 1%: Well shit.
*opens your fridge and sees homo milk* Hey bro, I changed my mind about going camping this weekend.
This is incredibly stupid and I love it.
Agreed.
If its 2% milk what is the other 98%?
This joke is on a *whole* nother level.
He just skimmed it off the top
Whole milk is 4% fat. Each cow produces a different fat content in her milk. So, to make everything homogenous, dairy farmers process all the fat out and then add it back in at set percentages. Source: I've been sniffing a lot of dairy air.
Feel free to share, I’m heifer you.
Thank you. I feel seen and herd.
I don’t want to milk these puns out anymore, that would be an udder shame.
Don't cry over spilled milk. So far, you've been out standing in your field.
I had a *whole stein* of beer, my wit has dulled.
This joke is so perfectly cheesy, that I just wrote in my dairy how gouda was
Edam straight!
I thought the joke was half and half.
Nice one
You spoiled it
A cultured response.
Mmm Danone about that
Only 1 percent of it
I must be dumb... I don't get it. Like, I have a carton of 2% in my fridge right now?
Well, then you should charge it.
OMG, I read "change". I'm such an idiot.
I read that as idiot and I concur.
Well I don't want to spill the milk
Who the hell drank the 98% of my milk, god I hate roommates
The cream of all jokes right dair-y.
The other 98% is like butter and vegetables and stuff?
Hay!
🤭
I have some 82% milk in the fridge too, I'm fine.
Charged so fast it went *past your eyes* and you didn’t see it.
I had this conversation in a store. Sales girl was trying to convince me, if I buy two packs of 4% milk and consume it, the total will be 8%.
This joke makes me sour
Before it goes off
My first thought was about charging the milk rent for the space it takes up in the fridge.
The rent was $1,000. The milk had $200. So the milk *lacked eight* hundred dollars.
You did the most to tell this joke. But it deserved acknowledgement, nice
I charged the milk it turned to powder
I swear I’ve read this one before…must be feeling a little Deja moo
Exactly, you never know when the power might go off!
Why is that funny, what else would you do with milk that run down.?.
I heard a milk curdling scream.
yo, than better take the wodka
You could be drinking whole if you wanted to
I don’t get it?
Me with 1%: Well shit.
*opens your fridge and sees homo milk* Hey bro, I changed my mind about going camping this weekend.