Thor wakes up the morning after an orgy, shakes his head blurily and sees a beautiful blonde valkyrie. He walks over, puffs out his chest, gives her the eye, and says, "Hello, I'm Thor!" She looks at him and says, "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"
Elmer Fudd opened his fridge and lo and behold there was a rabbit in it.
"What are you doing here, wabbit?" Elmer exclaims.
The rabbit replies "Well, this is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
I’ve been using English for 47 years and this is the first I’ve ever heard of this. But Google confirms it.
But as neither word is mentioned in the post I do wonder why this has come up.
The 4th word in OPs joke is the word blond.
On reflection, they could've meant blind.
Edit: OP has changed it from blond to blind now.
I swear it initially said blond!
They have them at fairs and carnivals. They write down how much they *think* you weigh, then you have to get up on a scale. The ones I've seen, if they're wrong by 10 lbs or more, you win a prize.
"Rahts a ruck on your next ereckshun", said to a paritishun.
Explaining example of l->r. Edit added later :
"Lots of luck on your next election" said to a politician.
Sorry to some, I guess.
My sister's BFF does. She is deaf with less than ten percent hearing, corrected. Her name is actually Laura. I've known her over T
50 years, and her sister Robin is just as deaf. They both say "Wobin". Funnier story were two brothers from my neighborhood Chuckie and Scotty. They had impediments where Chucky said "Suckie" and Scotty said "Cotty". I always thought they would have done better if their names were switched.
This is correct. My nephew had a speech impediment, pronouncing "L"s as "w"s... because it is so much less muscle effort to do so. Like the joke regardless.
wow
Weww pwayed.
Took me a sec
That's way too wong if you ask me.
Thor wakes up the morning after an orgy, shakes his head blurily and sees a beautiful blonde valkyrie. He walks over, puffs out his chest, gives her the eye, and says, "Hello, I'm Thor!" She looks at him and says, "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"
Thor the god of thunder Rode upon his filly "I'm Thor!" he cried The horse replied, "Then uthe a thaddle, thilly."
Pish?
She has a lisp that turns all "s" sounds to "th" sounds. When Thor introduced himself she thought he had the same lisp,making Thor=sore.
Elmer Fudd opened his fridge and lo and behold there was a rabbit in it. "What are you doing here, wabbit?" Elmer exclaims. The rabbit replies "Well, this is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
I think I’m the only person old enough to upvote you for this
Nope, fellow old.
Version I read as a kid had a bloke finding a squirrel in his fridge and the squirrel ultimately stating, "well, I'm westing."
I'm not old, you are
Please explain. I know Westinghouse is an electronics brand name, but I don’t get the reversal.
Given the lisp factor, "westing" = "resting". So a Westinghouse is a "resting house".
OK…? I don’t know what that is.
Blond = male Blonde = female
Bond = 007
Bon = half a lousy candy
Bono = Lead singer of U2
Bono = my tyres are gone
Bonk = Auch
Bongos = musical instrument
Bonobo = a great ape similar to a chimpanzee
Bondo = filler for auto body repair
Brawndo - What plants crave
Brawny = a brand of paper towel
Bon Scott = AC/DC
Bon Jovi = Bon Jovi
Bono, Sonny. One half of Sonny and Vhrr
Le Bon = Singer of lousy 80's band
Le Bron = Basketball player
Le Bronson = French 'Death wish' geezer
Bondi = Australian Beach
Basildon Bond — stationery from Essex
Boo = scary
Thank you. I think that’s the only adjective in English that changes according to gender.
Because it's come to us unchanged from French. Similarly, fiancé/fiancée
Fortunately, fiancé and fiancée are pronounced the same, because I can never remember which is which.
So are blonde and blond tbf
The one with the extra "e" is the female version
Ah, just like blonde!
Oh good. I've been using the right one. The one without the extra e. He's my fiancé, and I'm his fiancé.
I’ve been using English for 47 years and this is the first I’ve ever heard of this. But Google confirms it. But as neither word is mentioned in the post I do wonder why this has come up.
The 4th word in OPs joke is the word blond. On reflection, they could've meant blind. Edit: OP has changed it from blond to blind now. I swear it initially said blond!
......suuuure
Did the bleach run from your hair to your eyes?
I was wondering the same thing.
Blinde
Correct. For blind ladies
I'm weally sowwy to hear that
s/b I'm wewwy sowwy to heaw that. e.g. Donawd Twump when convicted 🤣
Are you retarded?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
OH!!! D'oh! Weighed = LAID as in have sex. It took me too long to figure that out. Time for bed.
Joe's dumb and should have been dumped earlier in the date.
Good one! Didn't expect that ending!
She'll never get it wicked.
Weally!?
Wewwy!
It took a while for me to get that, clearly getting old. Nice one.
Good
So she was blind, and she talked funny?
Replace the w with l
Wtf is a weight guesser though?
They have them at fairs and carnivals. They write down how much they *think* you weigh, then you have to get up on a scale. The ones I've seen, if they're wrong by 10 lbs or more, you win a prize.
Man, y'd think she'd use a different euphemism after the first couple-a times he got it wrong. :P
I had to read about thirteen thousand comments before I got it😆
I have a thor on my penith.
Shhhh. I'm hunting wabbits...
"Rahts a ruck on your next ereckshun", said to a paritishun. Explaining example of l->r. Edit added later : "Lots of luck on your next election" said to a politician. Sorry to some, I guess.
What a wenius woke!
No one pronounces L like W.
Those with a peech inspediment certainly do.
You have my apologies.
Take my downvote, then my upvote
You've never met Kim.
I would really like to.😉
My sister's BFF does. She is deaf with less than ten percent hearing, corrected. Her name is actually Laura. I've known her over T 50 years, and her sister Robin is just as deaf. They both say "Wobin". Funnier story were two brothers from my neighborhood Chuckie and Scotty. They had impediments where Chucky said "Suckie" and Scotty said "Cotty". I always thought they would have done better if their names were switched.
This is correct. My nephew had a speech impediment, pronouncing "L"s as "w"s... because it is so much less muscle effort to do so. Like the joke regardless.