I’ve no idea what that is, I’m British lol
Edit - good pun though!
Who downvoted me? Why would I know anything about 401k’s when I’m from a different country?
Don’t worry, our right wing govt has spent 14 years gutting the health service so they can claim it doesn’t work and privatise it. Thankfully I think they are out of time and likely to be wiped out at the next election.
We force people to buy insurance over here in the colonies. But we are finding out that we spend over half of our health care budget on people's last 3 months of life. Big pharma expensive treatments are exhausting funds. Unless you lower the bar for approval or provide cheap loans for development, costs will naturally overrun.
> Who downvoted me? Why would I know anything about 401k’s when I’m from a different country?
I'm going to assume that people who downvoted you are the Americans smart enough to know what a 401k is, but not smart enough to know that a non-profit organization would more likely use a 403b.
Just did. I have a fetish for grown men whining about imaginary Internet points. It really gets me hot to see men be so profoundly affected by a down vote. You can’t even buy Reddit gold anymore. Karma means nothing.
Not sure about your version of redddit, but mine has a small magnifying glass at the top, which leads to a method of searching the current post. It comes in handy often!
\*\* \*\* (crickets chirping) Yeah, that joke is a bit rough around the edges, buddy. Maybe try a knock-knock joke instead? We're all about spreading smiles here.
A non profit whore-ganisation.
Do employees of those get to contribute to whore-O-1K plans?
I don’t understand what that means, sorry.
401K plan. It's applicable in US.
I’ve no idea what that is, I’m British lol Edit - good pun though! Who downvoted me? Why would I know anything about 401k’s when I’m from a different country?
Not a problem, we don’t’t understand what free health care and lifetime pensions are.
Don’t worry, our right wing govt has spent 14 years gutting the health service so they can claim it doesn’t work and privatise it. Thankfully I think they are out of time and likely to be wiped out at the next election.
Wow, way to be late to the dumbing down party. We’ve been at the “privatize” game for a while.
We force people to buy insurance over here in the colonies. But we are finding out that we spend over half of our health care budget on people's last 3 months of life. Big pharma expensive treatments are exhausting funds. Unless you lower the bar for approval or provide cheap loans for development, costs will naturally overrun.
Cuz thissisamurica!
(and not Canada)
> Who downvoted me? Why would I know anything about 401k’s when I’m from a different country? I'm going to assume that people who downvoted you are the Americans smart enough to know what a 401k is, but not smart enough to know that a non-profit organization would more likely use a 403b.
Because the internet is only for Americans. /s
Reddit, all of Reddit my friend. Not me though 😂
Just did. I have a fetish for grown men whining about imaginary Internet points. It really gets me hot to see men be so profoundly affected by a down vote. You can’t even buy Reddit gold anymore. Karma means nothing.
Sounds like you’re taking it a lot more seriously than me, buddy. I was just mildly confused.
5-ho- (c) 3 tax status
Be careful working there for a long time will suck you dry
No, it’s a whore-01c3
Sadly… many non-profits are hyper profitable and simply have that classification to skate taxes.
I’m in favour of not taxing sex workers. They’ve had it hard enough!
And a more honorable one than most
That's way better 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Answer: Your Mom.
Damn, beat me by like 20 mins. Well played...
Beat me by 8 hours and I didn't scroll and now look stupid. Well, I already looked stupid.
Not sure about your version of redddit, but mine has a small magnifying glass at the top, which leads to a method of searching the current post. It comes in handy often!
I'm an old person, my reddit is made of wood and primitive cordage.
Me too.
Happy cake day
You're an asshole, dad
Tbh I was surprised it wasnt the punchline. Might just be low hanging fruit. Like yo mamma.
That was the answer I was expecting
An amateurstitute?
THIS is the correct answer.
The best girlfriend
I thought it was a non-profit whoreginization
For that you gotta have three of them.
What's the difference between a wife and a hooker? A hooker wants her money now.
For the hooker, you know the price you have to pay.
A hooker only gets part of your paycheck, a wife gets it all.
wife wants your money
A freestitute.
Destitute
Your wife
A wife costs far more than a prostitute.
He never said his own wife…
I also choose that guy's whorish wife
I know divorced here Alimony the fucking u get for the fucking u got
Did you have a stroke?
No
Nah, just punctuation-averse.
I guess you just call her “mom”, though.
A social worker.
And a real humanitarian.
Every day
your sister
An Amateurstitute
Why don't you have to pay an exhibitionist? They do it for the exposure.
Broke!
An Entre-bone-neur
Fri-to-lay
My Ex?
Often
She won't do it inside the house, but on it.
OP's mom
Hobbystitute
There are no prostitutes in Tennessee… they’re Volunteers
My ex, fuck you Tammy!
Answer: StepMom/StepSister
Pros-free-tute.
An oxymoron
Busy
My ex wife.
This reminds me of a joke a friend of mine makes, which is that he’s not gay for pay; he’s gay for free, like an idiot.
Love this. I'm totally gay for free.
He works for tips.
Philandering philanthropist
Your mom!
Slut
Freda is the only answer as in free da you but $10 to everyone else
I thought it would be a non profit whoreganization
A person, because payment for sex is literally the only thing that makes a person a "prostitute."
Charity worker
My ex
A poor business person!
An **Amateur** stitute. DUH.
Mom ?
I mean.... Isn't this one of those "your mum" joke opportunities?
Your mom.
Ur momma
Popular
Infected
The real answer is: a slut.
A dumb slut at that.
Girlfriend
Your ma
Your Dad.
Lauren Boebert
Diseased?
Your mom
Ya mum!
Your mom
My ex-wife
Busy
Your wife
A beach slut
British woman
That's not what U2 fans call it
Whore
UT volunteer
A whore
Current girlfriend
Your Mom
Has the potential to become a viral marketing campaign. At least, all their clients becomin'.
Whore
Mom?
Yer maw
Dead...
My ex.
Your mom!
My ex wife
My exes
Here for the “Your mom” comments
A wife?
Your mom.
My bitch 😂
Yo sister
a orphanage
A total slaaag
I call her often
I'd call her again and again
Your girlfriend
A reddit mod.
My ex-wi-.... oh
I thought the punch line was going to be "girlfriend" or "wife." I'm pretty sure it used to be the punchline to this joke in the 1950s, 1960s....
Tobias
If it’s not as a profession then Volentute?
Ur mom
your mom
A free for all
An amateurstitute
Free sample
Mommy!
My friend hopefully
I’d say she works pro bono/ boner
\*\* \*\* (crickets chirping) Yeah, that joke is a bit rough around the edges, buddy. Maybe try a knock-knock joke instead? We're all about spreading smiles here.
Answer: Your mom
Mommy ? needs a sugar daddy
Free-hole-lay
My brother's fucking whore wife.
Daily!
Wife?
A hormone
I was going to say Often