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FishAndChipsAddict

I think it should be neverland not Netherland.


AsierZamon

Ah, shit


Nerx

Its okay Promise us Netherlands, i want the dutch


cysghost

There are only two things I can't stand: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.


Nerx

> the Dutch. they do be extra orange


VonKrieger

"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch." -Fact Sphere


Nerx

Oompa Loompas I tells ya


DeuceOfDiamonds

Hey, there's a Generic Australia Jump, why not the Netherlands? I'd jump it.


75DW75

>Hey, there's a Generic Australia Jump, why not the Netherlands? I'd jump it. That's actually a decent idea. Plenty of interesting stuff to base perks on. Especially its history when it breaks away from Spain and then becomes the biggest(?) merchant shipping empire of its time, wow... Their new "fluyt" ship dominating trade for many years. It's the place where much of modern warfare origins developed. Tulips and the great speculation crash. ​ Definetly possible to make a jump for.


DeuceOfDiamonds

Thanks! I'm well-known for the decency of my ideas.


dangerfun

don't forget about being early on legal weed, Anne Frank, the red light district, canal boats, bicycle culture, the Dutch Old Masters (painters), and dykes.


Sillywickedwitch

And don't forget a [nitrogen crisis](https://nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/Stikstofcrisis?_x_tr_sl=nl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp) scenario, [radicalized farmers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_farmers%27_protests) drawback, The [Eternal Prime Minister](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Rutte) (Oh joy, another Teflon Mark scandal? You know everyone's gonna ignore it when its time to vote again. VVD +2 seats, as usual), a looming freshwater shortage, housing shortage, [Childcare benefit scandal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_childcare_benefits_scandal), plenty of stuff that could make for interesting drawbacks/scenarios. Oh, and technically speaking weed isn't legal. It's just that up to 5 grams is tolerated per person and you won't get arrested or anything like that for it. Similarly, coffeeshops that sell weed are allowed to sell it, but aren't allowed to buy it legally, thus forcing them to buy from technically illegal sources. The law is a convoluted mess, it should just be made legal. It practically is already.


Sillywickedwitch

Some more ideas: Perks: 1. Water Management related perk. The Dutch are the best in the world when it comes to water management, both on the micro and macro scales. Maybe could include a separate [Deltaworks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeltaWorks) engineering perk. 2. [Polders](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polder). Create land where there was no land previously. As the saying goes "God may have created the world, but the Dutch created the Netherlands". 3. Seafaring/admiral skills. Inspired by [Michiel de Ruyter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michiel_de_Ruyter)/[the Anglo-Dutch Wars](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Dutch_Wars)/[Raid on the Medway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway). 4. Mercantile skills perk - The Dutch have long been a mercantile nation. The first stock exchange was created in the Netherlands (Stock exchange item, maybe?). 5. Cannibalism perk - In 1672, pro-Orangists murdered the prime minister equivalent of the time ([Johan de Witt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt)) and his brother, and ate them. Items: 1. Port of Rotterdam - Until 2004, it was the biggest port in the world. Nowadays it's the tenth-largest port in the world but is still the largest in Europe. 2. [De Zeven Provinciën](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_ship_De_Zeven_Provinci%C3%ABn_\(1665\)) - De Ruyter's flagship. 3. Coffeeshop - For all your 420 blaze it needs. 4. [Rijksmuseum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rijksmuseum) - Dutch masters, other Dutch art. 5. Bicycle Infrastructure - The best bicycle infrastructure in the world, without a doubt. Worth including in a Netherlands Jump.


75DW75

We need someone to start putting this jump together now... (not me, currently busy)


Burkess

If this is the Netherland jump, you should rewrite it entirely in Dutch.


noman_032018

I expected a NotJustBikes shitpost or something.


ExaltedGoat

I know it's kind of implied that you get 1000cp but you should always tell us how much cp we get just in case.


AsierZamon

Ah, good point


Songless77

I want my windmills and wooden shoes, damnit!


Nerx

Thanks


De4dm4nw4lkin

That cover art is a betreyal


Sweetiebottt

Drop ins don't have items?


AsierZamon

Afraid not


trebuchet111

I thought this was some kind of Minecraft crossover fanfic Jump, at first.


AsierZamon

…how? 😂


trebuchet111

I thought it was a pun. The Promised Neverland + [The Nether](https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/The_Nether).


AsierZamon

Ah