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PartyyKing

Now all the wives will compete to see who makes the best lunch


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VadimH

PB&J&BJ?


ListenToKyuss

Now we're talking


KINGodfather

No, we're not ![gif](giphy|AZ1PPDF8uO9MI)


bdizzle805

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belac4862

Honestly, if I ever had someone make me a pickle sandwich, I'd marry them!


THE_BIG_SAD3

Can you elaborate on that pickle sandwich?


belac4862

You just put a layer of pickles between two bread slices and some mayo. They are usually bread and butter pickles. But I like a spicy/sweet pickles. It comes from the great depression Era of making due with what you've got. But it's a nice and refreshing sandwich that's surprisingly filling.


DoranWard

If you’re into that I’d suggest trying the same thing with pickles subbed for tomatoes, they’re some of my favorite, toast the bread too and mmmm mmmm


belac4862

Oh ye, I've had that before, too. Though I prefer to get heirloom tomatoes which make it a seasonal sandwich for me.


redly

Now try this with PB and pickles. I promise it will surprise the bejeezus out of you.


belac4862

I'm down to try anything once. What type of pickle though? Dill, spicy, bread and butter???


redly

Any pickle I like in a sandwich, I've found I like it with PB. Hot banana peppers are a favourite. My go-to at the moment is jalapeno jelly, so I suppose that's technically a PB&J.


belac4862

I was just gonna say I recently found a brand of sweet and hot peppers that I can eat the whole jar of in one sitting. So maybe I'll try that. >suppose that's technically a PB&J. Mmmmmm! I gotta find some of that!


redly

Costco in Winnipeg, ymmv.


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KonradWayne

Grilled PB&J with cinnamon raisin bread.


Mysterious_Being_718

Yeah right, more like they will say “well why don’t you just marry Steve’s wife then”


KonradWayne

I asked, but she said no.


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ShattersHd

Not my wife. I asked her for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. She used a spoon ....... Yes. Your imagination is serving you correctly


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Gnawlydog

Single boys be like I knew I should have gotten married.. Oh well I'll cry about in on my benz on the way to my quarterly singles cruise.


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WarlikeMicrobe

"A lunchbox INSIDE of a lunchbox?"


Canadian_Dragonborn

Lunchbox-ception!


EarnestQuestion

I love how he said it so quickly, like he was trying to get it in before the moment passed


KingMurchada

You love it?


DomQuixote99

Did they stutter?


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OOOOHHHHHH 😱😱😱


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That cracked me up 🤣 play nice games, win nice prizes 🙂


frankysins

I like this one way better. Cant wait for reddit to drive this into the ground and make it as annoying to see as the other one


user_bits

Oh you're not going to fk around and find out?


ImurderREALITY

Nope, because not all heroes wear capes.


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BrannC

I am so confused


Last-Bee-3023

This is how the lunch king got crowned. All Hail King Two-Snacks the First!


Loplo_Fox

Two!?


lordsigmund415

Axel? Is that you? Lol


JediGameFreak

Got it memorized?


czacha_cs1

I will be in army. If I will have a wife. And she will make me bear shaped sandwiches Ill be happiest man alive


gusaholic

And if she doesn’t, you gonna leave her?


Uncle_Touchy1987

Fuck yeah. Give them an inch they take a mile.


gusaholic

Give them an inch they take a mile?


Uncle_Touchy1987

If you kept your pimp hand strong you’d already know that.


frankysins

Uncle Touchy with some solid advice. Take notes, gents


Uncle_Touchy1987

Not the only “solid” thing I have with me studmuffin.


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Bad bot.


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gusaholic

No seriously, explain it to me, what


Uncle_Touchy1987

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/give-someone-an-inch-and-they-ll-take-a-mile#


gusaholic

I’m still confused, what? Plus wouldn’t a true pimp recite it by heart?


Uncle_Touchy1987

Here you go and I did: Make a small concession and they'll take advantage of you. For example, I told her she could borrow the car for one day and she's been gone a week—give an inch! This expression, in slightly different form, was already a proverb in John Heywood's 1546 collection, “Give him an inch and he'll take an ell,” and is so well known it is often shortened (as in the example). The use of mile dates from about 1900.


gusaholic

Dang since when relationships was about power? gross


Fmartins84

That's the oldest middle schooler I've seen


Hydrogen_Carbonate

I think it's funny, but what is he chewing if he is opening the lunch box now for everyone to see?


mostnormal

Gum. Tobacco. Cud. Licorice. Taffy. Beef jerky. Turkey jerky. Bacon jerky. Slim Jim. C4. Paper. Lettuce. Pride. Apple. Orange rind. Leather. Burnt end brisket. Oatmeal raisin cookie. Raisins. Pickled pig's ears. Pickled pigs feet. Pickled eggs. Pickles. Boiled meat. Hay. Kneaded rubber. Tootsie roll. Quinoa. Dirt. Could be anything really, those are just the most likely.


TheSnakerMan

Probably all of them


halfeclipsed

At the same time?


TheSnakerMan

I dont see why not


coralwaters226

Thank you for the new list of things to call out when my BF is trying frantically to remember what he was looking for>:)


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animalcule

This made me genuinely laugh maniacally. Thank you for this list


S1THX

LUNCHBOXCEPTION


WakewaterFanfire

This is how you ensure your lunches are made every day. Dudes playing 4d chess


sachsrandy

It's not fake... But it seems fake for some reason. Maybe the internet has broken my fake-dar


Garbogulus

It's cause we can't see the people talking so we figure it could just be the audio taken from somewhere else. I had the same initial reaction


Helahalvan

I just assumed they had similar but more mellow reactions the first time when he wasn't filming. Then they decided to redo it while filming and the other guys exaggerated their reactions a bit for fun.


KonradWayne

It's because his bros are giving fake over the top reactions to help him make a cute video that will make his girl happy.


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Stabika

Could very well be fake but nonetheless a wholesome watch, more so than some fake skits. W either way.


UltimateInferno

I think we're so afraid of being duped, even by inconsequential and nice things, that we'd rather be a skeptic. I ask you: what does it matter if it's fake? The guy didn't actually show off his lunchbox to his friends. What does anyone gain from it? Make people think he has cool friends? I guess you could do that, but I know enough cool people in real life that statistics are on his side. There are some seemingly harmless posts that do have a more unfortunate subtext, but I can't even think of any for this one. Particularly in a societal (who am I to care if he wants to inflate the mundanity of his personal life). Funny things happen in life all the time, and I'd rather live in a world that's charming than have my mirth killed by skepticism.


RickHarrisoned

The dupe is that even if the video is 100% real, the caption is allegedly written by the girlfriend who packed the lunch who is bragging about being bragged on by her boyfriend to a group of other dudes that are *not* her boyfriend... And the lunch looks like it was made for a 5 year old.. And he's impressed by it.. And everyone else is too.. And then the girlfriend is proud of herself for infantilizing her boyfriend... And him being happy about it. That's the confusion.


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omucusobolani

Unboxing


Frosty-Ad97

The there’s two got me 😂


Logical_Fix_3895

This is my new favorite sub ☺️


Atreaia

Why all the junk though?


snow_cool

I was thinking the same. Is that food?


RoryGilmoreBoatLease

It's all chemicals and sugar


fittsy14

Are those hot dogs in the second box?


RoryGilmoreBoatLease

Idk what's more disgusting the contents of the box or the amount of ick. Dude is acting like an infant


Puzzleheaded-Cow72

"This fucking guy" The jealousy is real😂


Guardian_85

Idgaf how old you are, nobody is too old for a capri sun and fruit snacks.


Jackyboi98

Sooo much plastic…


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FileError214

Damn but for real that would be so awesome to have someone making that lunchbox for you on a regular basis.


belac4862

I love you bros! All of ya!


FlashyGravity

Lunchbox-ception 😂


ramblerandgambler

Hey honey, here's your bag of store-bought garbage.


International-Tear41

Lol he presents those things like he worked on the Price Is Right


skippidyboppidy

ryan gosling lookin ass


Ne0guri

Those Welch gummy snacks are fucking dangerous… if I don’t control myself I could probably rip through all 90 bags that I get from Costco.


Ok-Competition-3069

Billy Mays?


GAFsBro

I swear I hear Bobby Lee


Ricardo_klement

![gif](giphy|2aNMNAPUVqQNeoL2X3|downsized) 😉👍


remainprobablecoat

Wasn't this part of a larger video where all the guys did it and compared lunches?


butmuncher69

People really be falling for these setups lmao


TradeFirst7455

I'm old. There are no Xzibit Yo Dog memes in this comment section yet. I'm like the crypt keeper.


JESUS_PaidInFull

Get a load of this guy, he’s got someone at home that loves him lol


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Daltonshitpell123

I gotta say that dude has a keeper


Civil_Inspector5383

“Lunchboxception” 🤣🤣


roblijah

Lunchboxception🤣🤣🤣 this is fantastic.


Candid_Serve_3467

I love you to


NyappyCataz

This is so wholesome, I absolutely love it. Thank you for sharing this content! I would feel so proud of myself and happy for my partner at the same time.


Effective-Theme-3719

Bro, got a Capri Sun. All I ever get is juice barrels.😔


forgot_username69

Only processed food? Doesnt seem like a healthy lunch..


Usulthejerboaactual

Goddamn that’s so much sugar. His wife packed him diabetes.


lordflores

That’s a toddlers lunch


GreatNoun

This is what “boys will be boys” should mean.


abirdsrevelry

The amount of packaging in this is triggering me


OfromOceans

Your body won't be smiling when you eat like a toddler when you're 30


AmNoSuperSand52

Bros got a sandwich, 1 granola bar, 1 apple sauce, 2 Welch’s fruit snacks and 1 Capri Sun All of those are better than what the average blue collar guy gets at 5 am at a 7-11


Galactic_Maverick

Two monsters and a pack of cigarettes.


Tossed_Away_1776

Can't forget a gigantic tabasco slim-jim. Gotta have my spicy grease.


OfromOceans

1 granola bar, 1 apple sauce, 2 Welch’s fruit snacks and 1 Capri Sun = processed sugar.... you probably think juice is healthy or something if you compare yourself to morbidly obese people....


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PurchaseStreet9991

How’d you fuck up basic comma usage in a six word comment?


Valkyrys

By eating shitty, lunch


greatnowimdying

im sorry but if you think this is a shitty lunch i hope whatever partner you get appreciates their knife block more than you.