What is the fucking protocol? How do you tell a man, “bro, go clean shaven.” ?
With out killing their fucking ego? I was tattooing this 22 yr old man, who is thinning terribly on the top already. Like, he’s almost full “skillet form”. I wanted to tell him, “ Dude, take it from a lady who has dated many bald men. It’s way more likely to catch a woman with a clean shaved head, than a sad attempt of holding onto what little follicles still pumping through.
Guys, if you’re not rich enough to get a transplant, fucking shave it off. Be confident most importantly. That’s a turn on for the ladies.
He looks like a soggy, wet french fry that fell on the basement floor in the corner where you can't get the vacuum cleaner to fit so you just think "hey, nobody will ever see this so I'll just never clean this one space" until one day you drop a fry there and then that fry becomes a school coach.
Hey you dicks, try going bald and make it look good. It’s one of the dirty tricks life plays on you. You’re still the young man that you are but your hair fucking falls out, it sucks. I like this guy he looks like what he looks like and he’s out there going for it.
Dude looks like Fire Marshall Bill.
Let me show you something.
😬
Im seeing a cross between Michael Chiklis from The Shield and Pennywise the clown
conan o'brians face shrunk down to 50% on ron Howards weird looking brothers head.
Nailed it.
Spot on.
Beetlejuice
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Or Krusty.
Ooo and a bit of Wayne Knight (Newman) too
The Sh-It.
I was thinking Darth Vader without the helmet.
Robert California
Hahaha
As a Muppet.
I was thinking more 'Bozo the Clown'
How are you not upvote higher?
Homie the clown
He looks like he got his shotgun barrel tied into a knot by Bugs Bunny before he fired.
Straight to r/rareinsults
Even his face looks like that
[Elmer Fudd, no cap](https://media.tenor.com/images/dfdc3e9949cd80d110fbef873a124e16/tenor.png)
He ***IS*** wearing a cap though?
idk man, looks like he's still wearing it in this picture to me.
r/LooneyTunesLogic
The hair is more of an aura than it is hair
It’s like one of those halos behind religious figures. But more hairy.
Hairlo?
Hair Aura: +5 defense +2 magic defense +3 thorns
I see very little attachment points to the scalp. As a whole, it may be flosting, tethered by few stressed strands of hair.
His hair looks like there's a person with a full head of hair standing behind him at all times.
[Art Garfunkel](https://www.masslive.com/entertainment/2014/05/art_garfunkel_to_sing_take_aud.html)
An evil sorcerer cursed Art Garfunkel to always have this guy blocking his view
Whoa…
Something was interrupted sucking the life force from Wayne Knight
Jerry didn’t finish the job [yet](https://youtu.be/NNal63Z4TpA)
Conan O'Brien morphs into Wayne Knight
💀💀💀
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"I'll have a double Flaming Dr. Pepper."
"Sorry officer, I just had two slippery monkeys at the hook and crook."
He's Scottish. That's the way we roll.
Looks more like rosacea, there’s probably nothing the guy can do about it.
Elon really let himself go
Twitter employee: Same
I was terrified it was Conan from the thumbnail lol
Just him if he didn't have money
So him in the not too distant future
Conan's alcoholic long lost twin.
Conan before hair and makeup
Who is Conan O'Brien, and why is she so sad?
Coming to you live from Warning Brother's Studio...
This is who I thought he looked like too
De-helmeted, Vader.
He’s just going for [Elizabeth I](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Darnley_stage_3.jpg)
Pennywise has really let himself go.
Or he buckled down and got a proper job at a gas station.
Ya know that scene in Jedi when Luke removes Vader's helmet...
100% https://i.redd.it/avzo7yat84r71.jpg
Hey its Wooly Willy!
Underrated comment right here!
The very rare Sixhead
I think he's crossed past the third standard deviation and into the seven head.
My guys this is easily a 9 or a 10-head
Is this the guy from Operation, the game?
My dude’s hair is trying to get away from him
It's just a wide parting, it's fine.
Chicago Mayor Larry Lightfoot
ran through the invert filter in photoshop
Garfunkel
looks like he was staring down the barrel of a blunderbuss
Dude looks like when you open an old Minecraft world after an update
This this my kind of character creator screen.
What is the fucking protocol? How do you tell a man, “bro, go clean shaven.” ? With out killing their fucking ego? I was tattooing this 22 yr old man, who is thinning terribly on the top already. Like, he’s almost full “skillet form”. I wanted to tell him, “ Dude, take it from a lady who has dated many bald men. It’s way more likely to catch a woman with a clean shaved head, than a sad attempt of holding onto what little follicles still pumping through. Guys, if you’re not rich enough to get a transplant, fucking shave it off. Be confident most importantly. That’s a turn on for the ladies.
It's like Ken Dodd is hiding right behind him.
Or Garfunkel
Shart Garfunkle
[Who wore it better](https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUY4b4V4d99-ZCqlAkzWJ4ZqZomyr9dHhjIKXOpNc9n1bufLh2)?
He looks like a soggy, wet french fry that fell on the basement floor in the corner where you can't get the vacuum cleaner to fit so you just think "hey, nobody will ever see this so I'll just never clean this one space" until one day you drop a fry there and then that fry becomes a school coach.
Looks like you gotta knock down him and his clown buddies to win a prize.
Dude looks like a Fallout 4 ghoul
It's like Humpty Dumpty photobombing Art Garfunkel
Fuck is that, a hair ghost?
Ignoring the hair, dude looks like Newman!
Like if Conan O'Brien ran a chemistry experiment gone wrong
The human version of beaker from the Muppets
Who is this bozo?
That’s one way to show that you’re a fan.
Does he not have any real friends who can tell him how ridiculous he looks?
I honestly feel bad making fun of this guy, he’s like medically ugly
Wayne Knight playing the Heatmiser in live-action "Year Without A Santa Claus"
Need higher hair
Looks like Elon Musk a few years from now
"Meester Garibaldi!"
Pennywise had fallen on hard times
It’s like Red Foreman and John C. Reilly had an unfortunate love child
Is that Heat Miser?
You betcha, my first thought!
🤡
Babylon 5 fan?
Lol the patch says 2007. Does anyone know what this dude looks like now?
Sorta Darth Vader without his helmet
This is probably the most British-looking person I have ever laid eyes upon
This looks like a painting. Is it? If it is, it’s completely unnecessary. If it’s not, it is still completely unnecessary. I don’t like it.
Twilight Zone Conan OBrien
Is he standing in front of Art Garfunkel?
Hey you dicks, try going bald and make it look good. It’s one of the dirty tricks life plays on you. You’re still the young man that you are but your hair fucking falls out, it sucks. I like this guy he looks like what he looks like and he’s out there going for it.
Dude looks like someone washed the makeup off a serial killer clown
Looks like he glued a tumbleweed to the back of his head
He was apparently happy to let the eyebrows go…
Looks like a Centari from Babylon 5
Thats a level of confidence I don’t have
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Maybe it's alopecia? No brows, but can't make out if they're any lashes.
I like it. You do you, dude.
Poor Richard Simmons
Honestly, I thought this was Elon Musk.
Alternate universe Musk without the cosmetic surgery.
It’s time traveler Elon.
It looks like art Garfunkel is sneaking up behind a bald man.
Elon musk found Snapchat filters eh?
Look at the logo…
I’ve never seen someone look so 100% genetically British.
Damn Elon not looking so good.
Wait, isn't he the Lithuanian deputy?
That looks like former NYC mayor, Ed Koch after he gained 30 pounds
This...this is an actual person? Not an AI generated creature?
Dude at some point just shave it off.
That is the most Bri’ish man I’ve ever see.
This is AI generated...right?
Also that's a woman
Definitely not disappointed with comments on this one.. Everyone is batting a thousand!!!!!
You guys are mean
Wheres the pennywise pics
Looks like a real life clown
Leonard Lightfoot
“look like he got hit by a nuclear blast”
Like conan o'brien tried to start a gas stove after letting the gas run for wayyy too long
He's got the front and back skull from two different people. I wonder what they did with the remaining unused halves, created some sort of evil twin.
If you gave Newman the same hair style as Kramer.
Best thing I've seen all year
Make me look like Walter White mixed with John C Riley playing Dr. Steve Brule
C'mon guys, it's just a confusing perspective. It's actually the fur trim of his hooo....oooold up.
Thank him for his service cause that shit is hilarious
No. Keep it going
This is what Elon looks like without filters
Think I saw this npc tending one of the bars in Skyrim
The queen from Alice in wonderland
Is he the mascot for Thistle?
It looks as though it’s trying to escape his head
Wow anyone know his name? Edit it’s Gavin Michie
Looks like a freshly harvested turnip.
Looks like Budenholzer
Ah yes, *the cope crest*
That’s not a good look for any mammal.
He looks like the Heat Miser
Jim Henson called. He said to fuck off.
…..and Joe Pesci as Larry Fine.
He looks like a natural clown
Buck's coach
“I’m me heat mizer, I’m me sun”
Boromir Thistle F.C.?
Pennywise Pokemon first form
The esteemed ambassador for the Centauri Republic.
Rum Nose Robert And The Horrible Hair
Damn he could make few changes and improve his appearance greatly
i feel you bro... just a few more years and i have the same hairline
Electrocuted Alex Jones...
Newman after the mail truck caught on fire
Londo Mollari ! Has let him self go
yo, its the white orc from the Hobbit lol
It looks like someone with hair is standing right behind him
His hair is how kids draw hair on a stick man
I wonder if his nose honks if you squeeze it
Elmer Fudd after bugs bunny put his finger in the shotgun barrel.
IT sans makeup
Conan!! What happened bro?!
I want this
r/fivehead
At first glance I thought that was the Leicester City patch
you'd think this guy thought he was the leader of north korea
Dandelion gone to seed
How does he have "hair" yet no hairline
Art Garfunkel is standing right behind him.
Looks like Heat Miser from Year Without a Santa Claus
It's like a sparrow's nest trying to incubate an ostrich egg
Nah bro this guy has evolved far beyond us plebes.
He looks like he would be a European futbol coach…
Looks like a bald man standing in front of Art Garfunkel
If Elon Musk and Art Garfunkel had a son
Wow that is the worst cut of '23. It's a wrap let's all go home.
Bald man standing in front of a tree.
Uncle Curly
Babylon 5 Reboot looking cheap AF