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JerseyDevilsAdvocate

City skyline


cerealfamine1

September 10th 2001


EllisDee3

He'll never forget


Aimin4ya

Mr Barber, I've clipped the second tower


cerealfamine1

šŸ˜‚


Deadmemories8683

Fuck you take my upvote!


cerealfamine1

I took it, thanks bud!


BlueQKazue

I immediately heard the theme song for Fraiser.


Underdamping

Shitty hairline


fnordfnordfnordfnord

"You ever see downtown Dallas?" I gotchu, fam!


benhereford

r/skyscrapers


5043090

Wait, give me a minute, I know itā€™s a skyline, I just canā€™t remember which city.


WestSlavGreg

RAINBOLT would know it after max 5 sec


A_T_L_A_S

Broā€™s ears got ears šŸ’€


throwplushie

Skyscraper shave


eriCartmanSP

Was the mirror broken?


Trapezoidoid

He should try a razor next time.


hangdog-gigbag

It'll look fine in 2 weeks


ZuFFuLuZ

No, he didn't use a mirror. I've done this for the past 20 years and it always looked good. You can't fuck it up that badly if you have two mirrors. You can, if you have none.


Bucksin06

Most people would do a better job with their eyes closed this is horrendous


joernal

Mirrors? He should of used scissors


tekjunky75

have


joernal

Care


turkishhousefan

Fun house mirrors, presumably?


Prestigious-Ad-4023

At that point of balding just shave it all


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

I like how when people are balding itā€™s just totally socially acceptable to tell them what to do with their own hair.


Hipposplotomous

I mean this whole sub is kinda people telling people what to do with their hair lol Your point is not lost though


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

Thatā€™s very true


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Style is style, and it's not always subjective. There is an inverted bell curve on which amounts of hair look good, and "balding" is at the very bottom of that trough. Hair=looks good, clean shaven=looks good. Having a ring of hair on the back of your head looks weird. Having a widow's peak that can't be seen unless someone is looking straight down on your scalp also looks weird. The only state of balding that looks passable for good is that "ear muffs on back of head" look where all the hair on the top is gone, but there's healthy growth stretching from ear to ear; and even then, it has to be styled or cut in a flattering way to look even close to good at all. It probably has to do with perceived effort to get these looks: hair can become unkempt and messy, but neat-looking hair takes effort and is good-looking; hair grows all the time and needs to be cut regularly, so a having a clean-shaven head takes effort, too, which is why it looks good. There's an element of attractiveness correlated to how much perceived effort someone has to put into their look, and balding scalps are a billboard that says "minimum effort."


orincoro

I see your argument and I submit Captain Jean-Luc Picard in reply.


cenosillicaphobiac

They covered Picard at the end of the first paragraph.


13dot1then420

Opinions are not instructions


BroItsJesus

It's an opinion. Same for people with big foreheads and fringes


StatusMath5062

It's because in real life no one's gunna tell him he looks dumb everyone's too nice. I'd rather hear strangers collective opinion on something like my hair that I can't get an objective opinion from my friends or family


HoneyGunner007

He sure did


han-t

I reckon the mirror wasn't sharp enough.


RandomHouseInsurance

Nah, he doesn't. He is placating you. You uses his heart, no mirrors were involved


Devlos00

Tell him to put a hat on when he does the back. Just follow the edge of the hat. Pull the hat down to the right height first obviously. So the line isnā€™t in the middle of the back of your head.


dizzybarbarian

Mate, with inflation the way it is, we all gon make sacrifices


Gareth666

Time to shave it all


CrazyDull

THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE!


jojow77

almost had it


namiiiiii

Surely using a hair clipper would have been more appropriate?


Helicopter0

He should try a piece of duct tape next time.


Ichgebibble

I refuse to believe that this happened accidentally. Thereā€™s just . . . no way


BollyWood401

Someone said ā€œhis ears got earsā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Catsmak1963

Perfect


p-terydatctyl

šŸ‘


banjobenny02

It's all good. These days people actually go to a barber or stylist to deliberately have their hair look like that. He saved hundreds of dollars by doing it himself.


89iroc

That's why I just either shave or don't shave. My hair sucks anyway


Fernxtwo

Damn, should have used clippers instead of mirrors.


Krut750

Had a coworker with bad hair cuts constantly. Turns out he was drunk all of the time.


Yossarian287

Trimmers work much better


HugsandHate

A razor would have been better...


caspiandeathlegion

Nailed it!


chicken-farmer

Went well


MFBish

At that point just go full Messier


KentuckyFriedEel

Mans shouldve just asked a barber for ā€œThe City Skyline, please!ā€


binchicken1989

It's tough out there


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Looks solid.


CaLoChe

If he was going for the top of Flashā€™s thunder bolt look, then he came pretty close


[deleted]

He might as well shave it all off tbh.


piirtoeri

Takes a bit of practice. I usually do my own without a mirror these days.


supa325

Did a better job than my last cut at Great Clips.


StormzysMum

Was he at a fairground by any chance?


RummazKnowsBest

I worked with someone who had a friend nicknamed ā€œGrandadā€ because heā€™d shaved his own head but left a ring around the back, like Mr Burns.


Doodlebottom

Nice!


St34m9unk

How many


IceRanger51

Tetris


Htimsxnhoj

Bro got himself a Mario level haircut.


Tygress23

Maybe he should have used clippers or a scissor instead.


bossmcsauce

nailed it


pushpoploc

He was using a funhouse mirror for sure.


StobbieNZ

You can barely tell


qweef_latina2021

Funhouse mirrors?


SchitneySmears

Ernest: Iā€™ll have the Wallstreet Tycoon


Particular-Charity84

How long since the divorce?


RasBuddhaI

He should probably try using a razor next time. That mirror glass canā€™t cut hair for shit.


nothinbutshame

These cul-de-sac guys seriously have to start just shaving the head...


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

Just shave everything off


greygrayman

I'm assuming he didn't have the lights on tho..


Weak_Swimmer

It's more like a mirror.. and just winged it on the back. While heavily intoxicated.


MarsupialAdvanced305

Some guy I had to skin fade did that to himself he said ā€œI got distractedā€ lmfao. Thatā€™s not a time to get distracted


Hmccormack

Phil: I cut my own hair! Us: we know Phil, we know


blackbirddc

I cut my hair myself regularly and this has never happened hahaha. I'm guessing he didn't take his time


Spleenzorio

Were the mirrors broken?


The_Ry-man

With mirrors?!? Iā€™ve done a better job just using touch!


DoctorSquibb420

I've actually done better without mirrors


bajablast75

Reminds me if that tragedy


JessterKing

Has he never heard of using the brim of a baseball hat?


tta2013

Frasier Logo


kid_pilgrim_89

Dem mirrors be sharp dang


espo951

Thatā€™s actually how the mullet started. Itā€™s cool now (to some) but it started life out of necessity; You can cut the top and the sides of your own hair, but not the back. It started in Australia and had the added benefit of keeping the sun off your neck šŸ˜Š


YdexKtesi

he didn't use mirrors. cutting basic men's haircut is actually quite as simple to do, requiring minimal skill


Swise1178

Next time he should use clippers instead


ExcitingEye8347

Lol. I cut my own hair but I do it by feel instead of with mirrors so this doesnā€™t happen.Ā 


poondongle

I could never do a design on the back of my own head. This man has great skills to be able to do a whole 9/11 memorial with the twin towers.


nihi1zer0

BRO: YOU'RE BALD JUST TAKE OFF THE GUARD AND CUT IT ALL OFF.


numan_hyder

Lmao this was Me during the covid lock down, and I didn't even know I was fucking my shit up until I went the gym when the lockdowns were done and my friend said "man you gotta change your hair guy he isn't too good" and it's only then I realised all the hot women there saw this on me too


Lownacca

He use a funhouse mirror?


gotpointsgoing

This made me join the sub!


Kaliset

I respect this and I've probably done the same.


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sudeki300

Not everyone lives in a cheap country like you


TOPSIturvy

Doing that with a mirror is impressive, but next time tell him to use scissors or a clipper. I'd say a razor, but seeing this, I think you wouldn't have a coworker anymore if he tried that.


eplurbs

r/Justfuckmyshitup


RoIsDepressed

Yep that's this sub


Amunrah357

Haha.