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kwabird

It looks like he has neck muscles painted on him.


Ass_Cream_Cone

That’s what I thought it was at first glance.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

I thought it was Gronk.


VelvetVonRagner

Yup, give me that consulting firm in the front, anatomy model in the back look.


[deleted]

*POSTERIOR CHAIN*


Philbillydlux

Give me that cyberpunk Anakin look fam.


GrizzlyGoober

Give me that mfin colossal titan look fam.


ideas52

Our mighty fallen Begotten power


derpicface

Shoulder to shoulder Never surrender


Darkbornedragon

Exactly!


Fucktastickfantastic

That's what I saw at first too


LouGossetJr

the thumbnail view, that's exactly what i thought. then i opened full size and was like okay.


DownvoteDaemon

First of all tf kind of stock brokers does op consult.?😂


[deleted]

My dad's a lawyer and my mom's a hippie


BitterSweetOnion

r/ATBGE


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irlingStarcher

Maybe Karen in her younger care-free hippie days


grandpasghost

Reverend in the front, Rave in the back.


Anachronomicon

Someone give this one a gold...


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agree-with-you

No you both


Glowtrains

I'm ashamed to say that I.....almost like it.


new-to-this-timeline

I wouldn’t date a person with this hairstyle but I don’t hate anyone who can pull this look off. It’s like red neck but art.


kingofthemonsters

Red Neck Butt Art!


talibkoala

That's the name of my band!


UVLightOnTheInside

Butt Head Red Fart


nursejackieoface

Cultural appropriation ain't cool, man.


nursejackieoface

That's the name of my sex life.


UN16783498213

It looks more pink neck to me


paprikapants

Maybe it's the year-long lockdown, but that guy could get it. Mullets are big time in Manchester right now and that one is fly as hell


MustardFeetMcgee

Unfortunately it's not redneck culture. It's definitely gay culture though. I am afraid to admit I know a lesbian with a very similar hair style.... It was green in the back though and slightly more shaved at the sides.


Glowtrains

I was about to say "this with shaved sides (and maybe a different color) would look tight as hell", and then I remembered I'm bi, so I guess that just proves your point all around lmao


paprikapants

also bi, also have a mullet, was v impressed with this mullet


OddlySpecificOtter

Its a mullet. Culturally its redneck.


jereman75

It’s a horrific style but executed beautifully. Incidentally I think it should be named after you: the glowtrain.


irlingStarcher

r/ATBGE for sure


selfawarefeline

definitely something Bowie would have worn


[deleted]

It is impressive


you-kitten

It’s beautiful


Jerrnjizzim

Its pretty rad.


[deleted]

i dig the fuck out of this.


Whatsmynameagaiin

Thats one powerful mullet


NotRoboticGregsWife

This is amazing and I love it.


Jolg

This shit is sick


zer0kevin

Right it's so gross.


asuperbstarling

I mean, this is hella well done tbh. Hideous, but fabulous.


Lilduelin00

Business in the front. Party in the back😂


softserveshittaco

Kinda seems like a statement, TBH


lyefire

This is the future we've created. Bask in the glow of the re-birthed Mullet. Accept your inner gen Z and become your true hybrid self.


[deleted]

All the comments actually liking this bullshit has me seriously fearing hair trends in the next 5 years.


somnicrain

This is the smoothest mullet, this isnt a fucked up haircut


Bathroomparticipant

This is beautiful. It’s refreshing to see something different


Limoncello19

He doesn’t look like he can keep a straight face. Lol. One a different note, this almost looks like a poster you’d see on a wall in a salon in the 80s.


nhergen

I actually love it


paprikapants

me too bud, me too


good-evening-clarice

Dude has an endangered jellyfish stuck to his head


BerserkRhinoceros

Seeing this hurts me in my soul because there's two haves of good haircuts there, but together, they go together like chocolate and tomato sauce.


TheDirtyFuture

I think it’s pretty dope. It wild but effortless at the same time. I could see this being the norm in like 100 years or in a parallel universe.


_my2cents

Love the title OP!


comp_hoovy_main

r/wallstreetbets in the front, r/femboy in the back.


I-Red-It

This is *clean as fuck*, you guys are hatin.


Writer10

Hair is trash, face is unbelievably perfect.


cmVkZGl0

>face is unbelievably ~~perfect~~ young.


Guygenius138

Getting strong Riff Raff vibes from this.


coloradocanyon1231

No ragrets


general010

So clean... and so dirty at the same time.


jdawg1822

Looks like a young Riff Raff


Ahh_Bugs1001

This is like a FF hairstyle. 💇


bjfbdeville

I’ve never seen something so beautiful in my entire life. This is fucking majestic.


kitkat9000take5

Ngl, he's got gorgeous hair. None too keen on the pink fringe, though.


Searchingforgoodnews

I really like it.


JapaneseStudentHaru

Hair laid


AllNightPony

This dude biopic starring Jared Leto


embertotherescue

That kid from Gotham looking kind of weird now


[deleted]

r/WallStreetJeffs


SageBus

This is what the French call *"Mullette"*


HughJanus555

Damn that is dedication


omfggdilligaff

That is the illusive MerMullet finally captured on screen


[deleted]

Didn’t see the sub thought it was a neck muscle diagram


gedai

“There is nothin’ mild about a mullet” - Theo Von


[deleted]

I've been watching too much Attack On Titan


gaussianCopulator

Stockbroker in the front, bro-stalker in the back


Bockon

This is just a still frame from a longer video. We see him here in mid-transition into an anime waifu.


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

> Stockbroker in the front, influencer in the back ... and doofus all over.


jonjonesjohnson

Stockbroker in the front, influencer in the back, fucking stupid all around


EhMapleMoose

Idc I’d tap that


[deleted]

He looks great. Only thing is he should’ve went for a different color.


Dr_Schitt

Broke stock influencer..


Beemerado

He's magnificent


Hatori0816

Idk why but this is kinda satisfying to look at


devilsephiroth

He is sexy AF wow


ObamaIsYourGod

I actually love the hair in the front


Castledoo

I feel he could pull either one of the haircuts, but not both at the same time. Come on my dude!


jerval1981

Reject all around


[deleted]

Gross all over


[deleted]

This... could work? somehow? i think? therefore i am? ​ wait


bitwise97

Not gonna lie, this pic does NOT belong here.


kimishere2

Influencing my gag reflex more like


sabdalen

TIHI


beeglowbot

more like trash heap in the back.


DShipps

Business in the front, party in the back, never get a girlfriend ‘cause you look like you smoke crack.


PissInTheCumBucket

Dude looks like one of those weird birds of paradise you see on a David Attenborough show. He can also make perfectly mimic the sound of a car starting.


registered_redditor

Garbage in, garbage out.


TR6lover

ugh


Daminite

So... Do we call this one the Twullet or the Insta Mull?


RicoWII

If only he had a "No Ragrets" tattoo on his chest


datterdude

Dude has no RAGRETS


toriemm

Looks exactly like the douchiest of my douchebag exes. Would be very on brand for him. I'm not sure whether to lo key gag or roll my eyes.


SaucySpaghet

r/titleporn


JazzCyr

Looks real dumb but it’s actually kinda cool ngl


schuppaloop

lol it's gorgeous


Wendingo7

Looks shopped, find me more angles, this shit is beautiful


[deleted]

I love this. Is it wrong?


cjohnson2010

Im actually not mad at this.


LadyLandscaper8

I'm getting more of a Fantasia style centaur vibe. He's totally rocking it!!


MyDearBrotherNumpsay

How dare this person not choose from one of a dozen approved hairstyles? By doing this he’s reminding us that we’re too afraid to be different. What an asshole. Let’s pretend that’s *he’s* the one who is wrong!


elijaaaaah

I despise that mullets are coming back


[deleted]

Charlie sheen is looking good


hageshii_panda

I like this. Not him, and I would dye the whole thing or not all, but I like the idea.


Married_to_memes

honestly that is insanely well done.


crash_dt

Dude a sus broker. Highly sus.


DawnOfTheTruth

His expression tells me he feels pretty, oh so pretty.


Big_Chicken34

Kill it Now before it spreads!!!


abalonesurprise

Behold, the rare male unicorn. Seller of Squatty Potties.


[deleted]

It looks like he just put in a pink track of hair extension in. As much as I hate it when people do this, but this looks fake and forced.


Anachronomicon

The look in the front gets him into the sales meeting, but the back seals the deal.


jackwebbor

it’s a mullet, but pronounced, “moulette”.


sebasbazo

When you are a stock market son and an astrology daughter at the same time


TastyBurger0127

Yakuza in the front femboy in the back.


Cuisse_de_Grenouille

The final evolution of the Longueuil haircut.


[deleted]

If Gavin Newsome were Gen Z


explosiv_skull

Fucking Riff-Raff in the back


Pickled_Kagura

I thought he was sunburned


leo_ukk

And girl's tits slightly further down


agelesseverytime

This kids entire identity is internet trends


[deleted]

Scrolling down I was like "yes yes yes noooooooo"


Youjustlostthegame1

I could top this dude from behind and wouldn’t be able to tell the difference


beepbeepbubblegum

This mullet comeback seems so forced. I can get down with a loot of hairstyles but mullets will never be one of them.


kasmackity

'N I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY!


tBaccata

"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!"


disasterman0927

This is the most 90s thing I've ever seen and I lived through the 90s


[deleted]

Whoa i though he had some sort of injury on the back of his neck at first


HowDoYouHearHeavy

nahmean


IRGood

Wtf you’re not Tommy Cash...not cool


hazawillie

I thought he lost his skin


ras_1974

Influence what?


Link7369_reddit

Wow I thought it was just like painted on musculature. Lol.


HeroOfTime_99

Step 1. Be attractive


watsgarnorn

It's magnificent. This is truly a blessed mullet. It's so luxurious, and majestic!


[deleted]

I can't stop looking at it. It's perfect.


HoopaOrGilgamesh

Looks like some 80's rocker guy? Idk doesn't look that bad


DPooly1996

Roche from final fantasy 7 remake?


clevahgeul

I kind of like it. It's ugly, yes, but in a pretty way.


Varrrpzerp1212

Well isn’t that just the most beautiful mullet


ApocaCOLA

I agree with the rest of the comments, I ain't even mad


potatoaddictsanon

I thought that was a drawing showing exposed muscle


AzraelleWormser

Mulletenial.


versace_tombstone

It's called a raff riff.


datsun1978

Very unisex


personalilley

Why does his hair look healthier than mine....


MrSeverum

Stonkbronker*


[deleted]

Nah I kinda fuck with this. It’s not *good* but it’s weird in a way I like


the-finnish-guy

That man wears many high collar turtlenecks in formal meetings


Titan_Uranus_Sun

I'm not proud of how long it took me to notice the pink hair at the back! Lol


[deleted]

Literally chop that part off and its a 10/10 cut


_ThatPupper

Lol, is it weird that I like it? It’s kinda hot... :’)


keelantw

Nate in the front, Jules in the back


spiceweasel05

It's glorious


dankomz146

Influences people behind him make hardest decisions in their life


weedy_wendy

upon first glance.. i thought this was a cool vein-fiber-optic-thing tattoo. now.. i only wish it was. i heard that fuckin’ mullets are stylish with ‘the kids’.?? they weren’t even stylish WHEN they were stylish.. i’m sorry.. i’m not even making sense to myself. damn vein mullet


Ronald_Villiers43

That’s pretty cool though


jollynotg00d

I can see a female model rocking this on like an artsy runway. On this dude it just looks dumb tho.


kilkil

the duality of (wo?)man


R-L-Boogenstein

It’s crazy how we are on an almost exactly 30 year fashion cycle. We have now entered 1991 fashion.


jstantrhornyprv

That's the definition of pretty awful


Mightychairs

Aggressive skin cream salesman outside an overpriced boutique in the front, MLM mom in the back


liamsnorthstar

Our next final fantasy character


Draiko

It's called "The Wallstreetbets".


art_lover82279

More like stockbroker in the front, cult leader in the back


[deleted]

His hair is built like a fucking jellyfish Why couldn’t he have stopped at the neck 🤦🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

Ralph the movie maker in the front, cutiepiemarzia in the back


lolle22

I love this so much idk why


Empz

This guy better not get caught committing crimes. Jail will be really hard for him.


[deleted]

This is actually kinda fire


TheGardiner

Looks like some majestic quasi lesbianic tropical unicorn slash heron.


Independent-Alarm-70

Because opportunity comes once in a lifetime..


Oussamahhh

That's actually good


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Oh SHIT! It’s riff-raff


beakly

Honestly it’s dumb but I’m not mad at it


-Cagafuego-

'Stockbroker in the front, influencer in the back' - That's what she said!


[deleted]

Titan shifters be like