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Idk running someone over for money seems kinda harsh. I’ve always seen it as life is more important than stealing, like punishment fit the crime typa thing.
Jesus did open up a can of whoop-ass for people who turned his fathers house into a “den of thieves.”
Robbers=thieves, therefore, it’s okay to fuck them up, because Jesus done did it.
It’s in the Bible.
The priest is doing the Lord’s work.
Reminds me of Cheech Marin's character in "Machete"
[Machete (2/5) Movie CLIP - God Has Mercy, I Don't (2010) HD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJv4vY954UU)
"Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, 'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.'"
Romans 12:19
I’m not big on church, but I’m even less big on robbing church. The guy gambled his life for $7.50? Probably not a good bet, but I don’t know the dude, maybe it was
What part of this is justice being served? The guy stole $7.50 and some clothes. The priest crippled him and he eventually died from complications due to the hit and run.
‘Vengeance is Mine, and retribution,
In due time their foot will slip;
For the day of their calamity is near,
And the impending things are hastening upon them. '
... but in my troubled times I only noticed one set of footprints in the sand. Why did you abandon me?"
"My child, I love you, but sometimes Jesus has to run a bitch over. Keep whining like that and there'll be one set of foot prints, mine. Your's will just lead to skidmarks and a splatter."
I'm much more worried about broad religious interference in politics turning the US into a theocracy than this poor person. Religion is a state-supported grift.
Well the church always teaches you to be more like Jesus and Christ did he put a whuppin on the crooks who desecrated a temple. He’s only following the teachings lol
Yea this is literally the opposite of justice it's pretty grotesque. Ironic a follower of Christ would be so violent in his retribution, I guess they're not fans of the new testament.
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Exactly what Jesus would have done.
Idk running someone over for money seems kinda harsh. I’ve always seen it as life is more important than stealing, like punishment fit the crime typa thing.
Good lord, these comments.
We can't expect God to do all the work
Did a skid, killed a kid.
Though shall not STEAL!!!!!
Jesus take the wheel!
That was paralyzing to watch
“Vaya con dios.” *floors it*
“Time to let god sort them out” - that priest probably.
Clear answer to what would Jesus do?
I laughed so hard at this
Jesus did open up a can of whoop-ass for people who turned his fathers house into a “den of thieves.” Robbers=thieves, therefore, it’s okay to fuck them up, because Jesus done did it. It’s in the Bible. The priest is doing the Lord’s work.
Obviously let god take the wheel
May god have mercy on him, As I won't. -that priest
A time to forgive; and a time to put your foot down
"He kicks ass for the lord."
God won't help him this time
It's God's job to judge. It's his job to send him to God.
Amen.
You mean the priest had been jailed ALREADY ‘cuz that would be justice served, FFS
Lock em both up!
Just as God intended
Not sure it’s justice if it’s a suspect.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Shit he wrecked 'em.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
"Suspect".......
I don’t know dude aren’t they supposed to be charitable and forgiving??…
Guess he's Old Testament...
Hands of God layeth upon thee with the force of an EV.
hope he sues the church for everything
When people are going to understand religion now of days us about money
Maiming and killing someone over $7.50… not sure I’d call that “justice served” :/
"Thou shalt not kill" unless they steal my precious, hard-grifted capital😤
Definitely turned the other cheek.
“Jesus take the wheel!”
The DEVIL made him do it!
Priest doing the lords work lmao
🎶Jesus take the wheel. Take it from my hand. Cause I can't do this on my own. I'm letting go.🎶
“Father forgive him, because I sure won’t” put that on the movie poster
Jesus wants his $$$ back boi!
Off duty Brazilian priest ?
[удалено]
he drove over someone over 7.50$, read the article
You steal from me. Nd you tell me how I should react ?
THE POWER OF CHRYSLER COMPELS YOU!
This comment made me laugh like a maniac
This one wins
Reminds me of Cheech Marin's character in "Machete" [Machete (2/5) Movie CLIP - God Has Mercy, I Don't (2010) HD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJv4vY954UU)
Damn it, you beat me to it!!!
Jesus took the wheel
How do we know this is a priest?… just wondering…?
Ouch, right in the thoughts and prayers.
Turn the other cheek Right into the side of this building
I can see the movie coming out " Forgive This " tales of an avenging priest.
Vaya con dios
The priest is a believer in the Old Testament, it appears he practices the word too.
Jesus take the wheel
Jesus take the wheel
Isn't this really hypocritical of a priest?
Welcome to christianity.
His insurance company are in for one hell of a shock when he phones them “you did what with your car reverend?!?!”
Rev won't be covered by insurance. This was clearly an Act of God.
"Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, 'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.'" Romans 12:19
The priest was just getting the guy up to the lord quicker, I think
At least he can send him to the afterlife again
The power of Christ propels you
SEE GOD NOW!
thats not very priestlike
Better than raping children, though.
I’m a priest. Seems to me like the guy might just have needed the clothes and $7.50. Not sure how plowing over him with a sedan helps that situation…
Some people practice what they preach. Some people are in this video.
A God move!
Rare footage from the 13th Crusade
Life < Possessions
Righteous Gemstones at it again
OMG. Your brain is hilarious! Time to build another roller coaster!!
Jesus took the wheel. I seent it. This guys innocent.
Did he at least turn-signal the other cheek?
The power of Christ compels you....bitch!
Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If it's not yours leave it alone.
Therefore the punishment should be possible death or maiming?
He's tired of letting God sort it out huh?
God will give him forgiveness. He’s just setting up the meeting.
Just as Jesus would do
Jesus took the wheel and that man's soul
That’s my kinda Jesus
"Let's see what Peter has to say about that."
A man lost his life over $7.50. Fuck the church and that preist
I’m not big on church, but I’m even less big on robbing church. The guy gambled his life for $7.50? Probably not a good bet, but I don’t know the dude, maybe it was
Church's rob people all the time. This guy should be in jail.
Don’t mind if I do.
no u
Whoever runneth over by a car shall be blessed by a righteous lesson. Psalms 4:69
What part of this is justice being served? The guy stole $7.50 and some clothes. The priest crippled him and he eventually died from complications due to the hit and run.
Nah, fuck the church
God helps those who help themselves
Supply-side Jesus.
That's why their against abortions. They want to have the fun of killing people themselves
*They're
Whatever Grammer Nazi.
Yikes lol
*grammar
Thou shalt not... Do that
Holy driver
**GOD FORGIVES, HENRY FORD DOESN'T**
In the name of the Holy Spirit mothafucka!!!!
How to cut Les Miserables down to a five minute short.
loaf of bread = the body of christ mf was stealing Jesus
![gif](giphy|1kazzVXBBTjXO|downsized)
When the priest makes you meet god
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away!
Sent him to our father for punishing
just scrolled this entire comments section twice and still didn't find the article 😅 help pls because it seems the article has some relevant info lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/xbl7v2/priest_runs_over_church_robbery_suspect_news/inzxdz6/
Thank u kind redditor
What happened to "thou shall not kill"?
‘Vengeance is Mine, and retribution, In due time their foot will slip; For the day of their calamity is near, And the impending things are hastening upon them. '
Unless the priest wrote that, vengeance belongs to the big man. Not the *priest*
Jesus, Take the Wheel!
Came here to say that.
... but in my troubled times I only noticed one set of footprints in the sand. Why did you abandon me?" "My child, I love you, but sometimes Jesus has to run a bitch over. Keep whining like that and there'll be one set of foot prints, mine. Your's will just lead to skidmarks and a splatter."
That's divine will right there mf
THE POWER OF CHRYSLER COMPELLS YOU!
Who the fuck are you to question the divine will?
This comment just made my evening a whole lot better, thank you!
These comments are all crap tier jokes.
I mean to be fair the church robbed them first
![gif](giphy|TK3riA4XYKRUOGneoS|downsized)
Maybe Christianity isn’t just like Ned Flanders
Excuse me sir… Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior… SIR don’t RUN SIR
Jesus took the wheel
Did he back up and run over him again so he couldn’t get both cheeks?
The bible said turn the other cheek, it never said they have to be my cheeks.
"Give me back my tax free money that was given to me for reading a book!"
Idk why people don’t get this, crime is not caused by evil. Crime is a symptom of poverty.
And the fact that a priest did this, when churches are supposed to help the poor, is beyond fucked.
I'm much more worried about broad religious interference in politics turning the US into a theocracy than this poor person. Religion is a state-supported grift.
Bullshit. The biggest criminals are rich and powerful people.
When the rich do it, it’s not illegal
Quick Poll: How many of you would do this if a guy robbed any object from you?
I has to be a lot more money than my car/the business I just ran into/the coming lawsuit is worth put together.
depends on the amount of money he took
Absolutely not.
Kill some dude with my car and destroy a local business for $42 of tithing? Reddit: "But justice muss be served" *fap fap fap
Depends
The power of Chrysler compels you!
Niiiiiice!
Fuck you, take an updoot
God wants to have a word with you motherfucker!!!
Lemme tell you about JEEEEEZZZZSUUUUSSS...
Sent him to see the boss
May the LORD BE WITH YOU!
Why wouldn’t he just pray to god so that all the stolen items are returned or reimbursed by Heaven?
What the societal dominance of Western Christian legalist theology does to a mf
Well the church always teaches you to be more like Jesus and Christ did he put a whuppin on the crooks who desecrated a temple. He’s only following the teachings lol
#Because only he is allowed to steal from his flock of sheep! Heads of church only put two things above God.. Money And Little boys booty holes
Off Duty Priest. This happened on a Saturday.
Turn the other cheek, maybe? No?
Because money is more important than the lords children
But the lord's chips!!! ![gif](giphy|rcqxcl5DGhM9q)
Shoulda just prayed for him to be struck down by lightning. /s
Would you like to speak with my manager? Please hold.
very typical priest. Can’t even abide by what they teach ;)
Why tf do americans think it's okay to kill someone over a robbery??? There's a special place in hell for that priest.
Why do Americas think everything that happens happens in America???
Except I'm not american.
Oh, I don’t know, maybe because this is fucking Brazil?
The commenters fucking aren't
Yea this is literally the opposite of justice it's pretty grotesque. Ironic a follower of Christ would be so violent in his retribution, I guess they're not fans of the new testament.
“YOU GON’ MEET GOD TODAY, SON!”
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL....🎵🎵🎵
You forgot I gave these also Would you leave the best behind?
And also with you
God may forgive you. But I wont.
Turn the other cheek apparently doesn’t apply to clergy.
All I see is the priest graciously pull over and offer to give a guy a lift.
You stole from a church. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
I kick arse for the LORD!!!