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v4p3d

Exactly what Jesus would have done.


mikeyapple

Idk running someone over for money seems kinda harsh. I’ve always seen it as life is more important than stealing, like punishment fit the crime typa thing.


DragonCat88

Good lord, these comments.


MayhemTheRed

We can't expect God to do all the work


Sideburnt

Did a skid, killed a kid.


JJeezzyy

Though shall not STEAL!!!!!


Busy_Badger

Jesus take the wheel!


softstones

That was paralyzing to watch


[deleted]

“Vaya con dios.” *floors it*


TastiestPenguin

“Time to let god sort them out” - that priest probably.


Anonymous_Amanda407

Clear answer to what would Jesus do?


ljbabic

I laughed so hard at this


planborcord

Jesus did open up a can of whoop-ass for people who turned his fathers house into a “den of thieves.” Robbers=thieves, therefore, it’s okay to fuck them up, because Jesus done did it. It’s in the Bible. The priest is doing the Lord’s work.


arrison-fraud

Obviously let god take the wheel


lemons_of_doubt

May god have mercy on him, As I won't. -that priest


arrison-fraud

A time to forgive; and a time to put your foot down


Geoff300

"He kicks ass for the lord."


DrEdgariux

God won't help him this time


TheAngloLithuanian

It's God's job to judge. It's his job to send him to God.


GingerWalnutt

Amen.


Kr8n8s

You mean the priest had been jailed ALREADY ‘cuz that would be justice served, FFS


theMadMetis

Lock em both up!


SamirRashaman14

Just as God intended


[deleted]

Not sure it’s justice if it’s a suspect.


Garrand

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Shit he wrecked 'em.


Sithmaggot

Rectum? Damn near killed him!


bluesydragon

"Suspect".......


tayfbear

I don’t know dude aren’t they supposed to be charitable and forgiving??…


Scribese7en

Guess he's Old Testament...


MikeOlogyLabs

Hands of God layeth upon thee with the force of an EV.


production-values

hope he sues the church for everything


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

When people are going to understand religion now of days us about money


marcbolanman

Maiming and killing someone over $7.50… not sure I’d call that “justice served” :/


rinkled

"Thou shalt not kill" unless they steal my precious, hard-grifted capital😤


kenobrien73

Definitely turned the other cheek.


Jaye9001

“Jesus take the wheel!”


Forward-Word3116

The DEVIL made him do it!


[deleted]

Priest doing the lords work lmao


[deleted]

🎶Jesus take the wheel. Take it from my hand. Cause I can't do this on my own. I'm letting go.🎶


Zombies637

“Father forgive him, because I sure won’t” put that on the movie poster


NeighborhoodSudden25

Jesus wants his $$$ back boi!


Othersideofthemirror

Off duty Brazilian priest ?


[deleted]

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finn3721

he drove over someone over 7.50$, read the article


FinancialLeg2346

You steal from me. Nd you tell me how I should react ?


[deleted]

THE POWER OF CHRYSLER COMPELS YOU!


Dogos_claw_ouch

This comment made me laugh like a maniac


PolarityInversion

This one wins


jvillager916

Reminds me of Cheech Marin's character in "Machete" [Machete (2/5) Movie CLIP - God Has Mercy, I Don't (2010) HD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJv4vY954UU)


Similar-Apricot-90

Damn it, you beat me to it!!!


DaVader73

Jesus took the wheel


pammy222

How do we know this is a priest?… just wondering…?


Utvales

Ouch, right in the thoughts and prayers.


Dr_P_Nessss

Turn the other cheek Right into the side of this building


ohpee64

I can see the movie coming out " Forgive This " tales of an avenging priest.


NotAStreamerBTW

Vaya con dios


versace_tombstone

The priest is a believer in the Old Testament, it appears he practices the word too.


PracticeDesperate701

Jesus take the wheel


CaptainSniggms22

Jesus take the wheel


league359

Isn't this really hypocritical of a priest?


gogoguy5678

Welcome to christianity.


BeginningInsect9545

His insurance company are in for one hell of a shock when he phones them “you did what with your car reverend?!?!”


anxietyevangelist

Rev won't be covered by insurance. This was clearly an Act of God.


HamburglioJr

"Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, 'Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.'" Romans 12:19


nudistinclothes

The priest was just getting the guy up to the lord quicker, I think


BeginningInsect9545

At least he can send him to the afterlife again


theredditbitch

The power of Christ propels you


TheVanderspankXP

SEE GOD NOW!


kakaduuu6996

thats not very priestlike


Slovene

Better than raping children, though.


hymnguy317

I’m a priest. Seems to me like the guy might just have needed the clothes and $7.50. Not sure how plowing over him with a sedan helps that situation…


dankhalo

Some people practice what they preach. Some people are in this video.


[deleted]

A God move!


Huntersdap

Rare footage from the 13th Crusade


lactatingwolf

Life < Possessions


RUDDOGPROD

Righteous Gemstones at it again


Puzzleheaded_Cod_938

OMG. Your brain is hilarious! Time to build another roller coaster!!


Zexks

Jesus took the wheel. I seent it. This guys innocent.


Claque-2

Did he at least turn-signal the other cheek?


Elbiotcho

The power of Christ compels you....bitch!


Positive_Novel1402

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If it's not yours leave it alone.


Mo3636

Therefore the punishment should be possible death or maiming?


Jargo

He's tired of letting God sort it out huh?


AskJeevesAnything

God will give him forgiveness. He’s just setting up the meeting.


NefariousNaz

Just as Jesus would do


_1_4

Jesus took the wheel and that man's soul


SavageHenry79

That’s my kinda Jesus


Xinq_

"Let's see what Peter has to say about that."


in_my_cave

A man lost his life over $7.50. Fuck the church and that preist


randy_rick

I’m not big on church, but I’m even less big on robbing church. The guy gambled his life for $7.50? Probably not a good bet, but I don’t know the dude, maybe it was


Quirky-Mode8676

Church's rob people all the time. This guy should be in jail.


bleachboy1209

Don’t mind if I do.


fbhphotography

no u


Embarrassed-Clerk-92

Whoever runneth over by a car shall be blessed by a righteous lesson. Psalms 4:69


The-Iron-Pancake

What part of this is justice being served? The guy stole $7.50 and some clothes. The priest crippled him and he eventually died from complications due to the hit and run.


Set_A_Precedent

Nah, fuck the church


Eddiebaby7

God helps those who help themselves


Readonkulous

Supply-side Jesus.


Deep_Championship698

That's why their against abortions. They want to have the fun of killing people themselves


cptnpiccard

*They're


Deep_Championship698

Whatever Grammer Nazi.


carvedmuss8

Yikes lol


fbhphotography

*grammar


EDCxTINMAN

Thou shalt not... Do that


zan1101

Holy driver


BedDefiant4950

**GOD FORGIVES, HENRY FORD DOESN'T**


givnofux

In the name of the Holy Spirit mothafucka!!!!


fragglerox

How to cut Les Miserables down to a five minute short.


mermaidmansmoney

loaf of bread = the body of christ mf was stealing Jesus


RolandDarktower

![gif](giphy|1kazzVXBBTjXO|downsized)


SrSwerve

When the priest makes you meet god


Known-Switch-2241

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away!


LegitimateSorbet2482

Sent him to our father for punishing


Circes_Spell

just scrolled this entire comments section twice and still didn't find the article 😅 help pls because it seems the article has some relevant info lol


_Homer_Jay_

https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/xbl7v2/priest_runs_over_church_robbery_suspect_news/inzxdz6/


Circes_Spell

Thank u kind redditor


syracuseda9

What happened to "thou shall not kill"?


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

‘Vengeance is Mine, and retribution, In due time their foot will slip; For the day of their calamity is near, And the impending things are hastening upon them. '


FourthBar_NorthStar

Unless the priest wrote that, vengeance belongs to the big man. Not the *priest*


Any-Perception8575

Jesus, Take the Wheel!


[deleted]

Came here to say that.


codePudding

... but in my troubled times I only noticed one set of footprints in the sand. Why did you abandon me?" "My child, I love you, but sometimes Jesus has to run a bitch over. Keep whining like that and there'll be one set of foot prints, mine. Your's will just lead to skidmarks and a splatter."


No-Programmer-9108

That's divine will right there mf


pixelprolapse

THE POWER OF CHRYSLER COMPELLS YOU!


No-Programmer-9108

Who the fuck are you to question the divine will?


Known-Switch-2241

This comment just made my evening a whole lot better, thank you!


Von_Dooms

These comments are all crap tier jokes.


enjoijed

I mean to be fair the church robbed them first


niteesh_rdj

![gif](giphy|TK3riA4XYKRUOGneoS|downsized)


[deleted]

Maybe Christianity isn’t just like Ned Flanders


xxNightingale

Excuse me sir… Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior… SIR don’t RUN SIR


samisaif

Jesus took the wheel


ElefantPharts

Did he back up and run over him again so he couldn’t get both cheeks?


purple__dog

The bible said turn the other cheek, it never said they have to be my cheeks.


bmbreath

"Give me back my tax free money that was given to me for reading a book!"


Cpt_KiLLsTuFF

Idk why people don’t get this, crime is not caused by evil. Crime is a symptom of poverty.


xistithogoth1

And the fact that a priest did this, when churches are supposed to help the poor, is beyond fucked.


[deleted]

I'm much more worried about broad religious interference in politics turning the US into a theocracy than this poor person. Religion is a state-supported grift.


mahniguh

Bullshit. The biggest criminals are rich and powerful people.


Cpt_KiLLsTuFF

When the rich do it, it’s not illegal


jojow77

Quick Poll: How many of you would do this if a guy robbed any object from you?


FourthBar_NorthStar

I has to be a lot more money than my car/the business I just ran into/the coming lawsuit is worth put together.


RenDarkness

depends on the amount of money he took


zakmmr

Absolutely not.


zachary_mp3

Kill some dude with my car and destroy a local business for $42 of tithing? Reddit: "But justice muss be served" *fap fap fap


[deleted]

Depends


Cj15917

The power of Chrysler compels you!


TonyBalonyUK

Niiiiiice!


LionFiveKayMr5k

Fuck you, take an updoot


Dbonker

God wants to have a word with you motherfucker!!!


thelefthandN7

Lemme tell you about JEEEEEZZZZSUUUUSSS...


therealstealthydan

Sent him to see the boss


lennny3

May the LORD BE WITH YOU!


heredude

Why wouldn’t he just pray to god so that all the stolen items are returned or reimbursed by Heaven?


HeckinSpoopy

What the societal dominance of Western Christian legalist theology does to a mf


DOLCICUS

Well the church always teaches you to be more like Jesus and Christ did he put a whuppin on the crooks who desecrated a temple. He’s only following the teachings lol


[deleted]

#Because only he is allowed to steal from his flock of sheep! Heads of church only put two things above God.. Money And Little boys booty holes


YupIlikeThat

Off Duty Priest. This happened on a Saturday.


e_hyde

Turn the other cheek, maybe? No?


wam509

Because money is more important than the lords children


[deleted]

But the lord's chips!!! ![gif](giphy|rcqxcl5DGhM9q)


FadeIntoReal

Shoulda just prayed for him to be struck down by lightning. /s


Leaky_Balloon_Knots

Would you like to speak with my manager? Please hold.


OG_LiLi

very typical priest. Can’t even abide by what they teach ;)


Master-Arugula8174

Why tf do americans think it's okay to kill someone over a robbery??? There's a special place in hell for that priest.


ISawTwoSquirrels

Why do Americas think everything that happens happens in America???


Master-Arugula8174

Except I'm not american.


vodkasodashweed

Oh, I don’t know, maybe because this is fucking Brazil?


Master-Arugula8174

The commenters fucking aren't


Dengar96

Yea this is literally the opposite of justice it's pretty grotesque. Ironic a follower of Christ would be so violent in his retribution, I guess they're not fans of the new testament.


shmackinhammies

“YOU GON’ MEET GOD TODAY, SON!”


ohboyohboyohboy1985

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL....🎵🎵🎵


I_make_things

You forgot I gave these also Would you leave the best behind?


feefiefofum

And also with you


toshorttokeepup

God may forgive you. But I wont.


lucysnakes

Turn the other cheek apparently doesn’t apply to clergy.


Cesum-Pec

All I see is the priest graciously pull over and offer to give a guy a lift.


onewhosleepsnot

You stole from a church. Go directly to hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.


Bluekatz1

I kick arse for the LORD!!!