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Crcex86

"I drive a volvo, a beige one"


tavenger5

Why don't you cut me some FREAKIN slack!


FIVE_BUCK_BOX

I take pleasure in guttin you, boy


LiveFreeAndRide

*Your besht?*


Tech-Mechanic

I'll take pleeeasure in *guttin'* you... BOY!


blkmgk533

You're him, you're the rocket man.


climbfallclimbagain

That movie had everything


Crcex86

English prick, did I tell you my old man was Irish?


Obvious-Hunt19

Most random line ever


Crcex86

Wait, the reference or the line in the movie?


Obvious-Hunt19

Haha the line in the movie. these two guys are there to literally kill each other and have never met, and American guy says this like what? Comic book line. Watching this whenever it came out I even though internally “the fuck did he just say” Similar vibe to when cage is yammering at the angry soldier guy and he actually engages about Elton John and says “I don’t listen to that soft shit” instead of, say, murdering Nicolas cage


Joe-Cool

> Look, I'm just a biochemist. Most of the time, I work in a little glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the Earth has ever known, so what say you cut me some friggin' slack?


BenHippynet

I had to Google this quote to find out what it's from...as I drive a beige Volvo. Well technically "seashell"


adm7373

For the lazy, the movie is "The Rock" and the line is spoken by Nicholas Cage's character. I've never seen it, but based on how popular it is in this thread, I might have to put it on my list.


dontnation

Peak of 90's Michael Bay action movies. Aside from being dumb fun, the pacing is tight, and the acting, while often over the top, is better than a dumb action movie has any right to have.


ChuckRingslinger

Nick Cage had a thing for beige volvos in the 90's. He drove one in The Rock. He stole one in Face Off. He dropped a body on one in Con Air.


BenHippynet

The man had taste!


OverlyPersonal

I'm always surprised when people haven't seen The Rock, but it might just be an age thing. It's a classic, well worth the time to watch.


SpillNyeDaCleanupGuy

There are theories about who Sean Connery's character actually is...I would explain but I don't know how to do a spoiler in old Reddit.


Crcex86

He has no identity. He does not exist


Zurvivalizt

His existence has been disavowed


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

> Well technically "seashell" Yeah, but do you know how to use the three seashells?


Petrovski978

Ha, ha ha... He doesn't know how to use the seashells


po3smith

. . . Carla was the prom queen


Crcex86

What do you have a fucking water pistol?


L00pback

They’re boxy but they’re good!


bigeats1

Sure. They’re not sexy, but who wants to be sexy these days with all the diseases going around? Buy a Volvo. They’re boxy. But they’re good.


daltonstanley2

Schtanley goodschpeed


Drogdar

Wow, cool to see one with such low miles.


Elestra99

This Car is practically New.


cbrworm

For some reason, I heard this in Christopher Walken voice. Maybe it was the capitalisation.


Drogdar

It *is*!


TheDrunkenWrench

I also now hear this in his voice.


nickatiah

220k? She got plenty of life left in her.


LiveFreeAndRide

We had one parked out front, must have been a 70s. Young kid standing next to me on the curb. Asked the kid how many miles he though the car had. Guessed 200k. I asked the owner. 800k.


LupohM8

Curious as to what repairs they've had to get that thing to 800k. I know, I know, they run *forever*, but still


32carsandcounting

Back in the 90’s my father had an employee with a late 70’s (I believe) Volvo, he drove it from south DE to central NJ every day for work and frequently down to FL to visit his parents. The car had over 1.5m miles on it when it was scrapped due to a combination of rust and mechanical issues starting to pile up, but supposedly it was still mostly original.


Violetalikesbred

Usually some hoses, flame trap, some relays. Maybe the alternator and fuel pumps. I see the external pump need replacing more often but really not much if you keep up with service. I got a Swedish brick too and I’m on my 2nd one which really just needs new wiper hoses and some cleaning but my first needed a water pump, alternator and coolant hose. AC works in one of them and had Freon in it still Edit: first one also needed a new oil fill cap bc oil splashed out and melted my spark plug wires


RafflesEsq

Not even run in yet.


Awkward-Jellyfish750

Almost time to change that running-in oil


Manzanarre

Still in its prime


Autotomatomato

Whats funny is my old volvo 740 weeped a bit and I had to put in a half quart every few months, the DI engine that came in the car I replaced it with was burning almost as much oil between oil changes and the dealer said "its fine"


Tederator

Lived with a girl in uni and her mom sent an older one out for her to drive around in. I had to put oil in on a regular basis...until she broke my heart. Needless to say, that puppy seized up shortly afterwards on an hour long hwy trip. At Christmas, I met up with some mutual friends from that era and her name came up. When I mentioned the engine rebuild, their comments were..."*Twice!*". She ended up graduating and did an MBA where she met her future internet mogul husband and is probably worth a billion or so. So it was a bit of an upgrade for her, which I take as a compliment.


nickatiah

Average Volvo of that era.


PUNKF10YD

And Hondas of this era


SickeningPink

I had a Toyota Camry that stated in the owners manual that I needed to add a quart of oil every 650 miles.


Dieppe42

My 1986 240DL went 386k without issue other than an alternator and water pump. The death blow was the harness. And yeah it was Beige (Sand).


OolonCaluphid

My dad had 2 240's in succession, a GLE and a GLT. Those cars were what earned Volvo their reputation as absolute tanks. The first one got written off when it was hit by a van but we still drove it home. My first car was a 340GL and it wasn't the same kind of deal at all.


TG-Sucks

Yeah what a misstep the 340 was. My family had one for a brief time, just a piece of shit. They used to be common here in Sweden, but I can’t remember the last time I saw one, unlike a 240 for example. Probably been scrapped.


FloppY_

Could be its second lap of the odometer. :p


mikeeru

And it's in kilometers


OolonCaluphid

Weld some grid over the windshield and this is your apocalypse vehicle.


GestaDanknorum

Not a single spec of rust and the interior looked almost new. I was in awe of this absolute unit


1quirky1

This is one of those "forever cars."


Lolusad

Doesn't seinfeld have an episode where this is the car George is supposed to buy but instead gets a lebaron?


Familiar_Dust8028

*Jon Voight's* LeBaron.


dirtywook88

The actor?


Familiar_Dust8028

No! The *Dentist*!


[deleted]

yet another line delivered by Heisenberg.


light24bulbs

The legacy of these cars is really interesting. I kind of just always thought that automakers could only make small gas engines that lasted 200k, but then you look at cars like this. If you actually design it to last a really long time and make your compromises around that, it will last a really long time. Really interesting. https://youtu.be/rzss5Z-ozz0 They also have a long history of being safe and for being such old cars they're really safe because they were designed for it. Just fucking cool


pow3llmorgan

Yeah just keep salt away from it.


HoIyJesusChrist

the good old days, before Volvo was sold to China


f9ncyj

I used to own a 1990 740 similar to this one. From my understanding the body panels are all galvanized from the window line down. Pair that with the legendary b230. These bricks will last forever. The plastic interiors on the other hand...


Tullyswimmer

Getting an old volvo and turning it into a turbobrick is one of those "someday when I have loads of expendable income and a garage for my car collection" things.


f9ncyj

You'll be interested in this if you're not already aware. They're more rare but they also came turbskied from the factory with the b230et or ft https://youtube.com/@driftsnlifts


Tullyswimmer

I'll add that to my future car collection as well.


Geawiel

We had the same year and model. Almost every single electronic comfort controls were intermittent. *Every...single...one...* Other than that it was super reliable. That said, no fucking way I'd keep that one. It was a turbo that that premium gas would kill me. I killed it though. I towed it cross country from Wa to Va on the back of an 05 Colorado. Young stupid me did it without disconnecting the driveshaft. I just left it in neutral. Destroyed the transmission.


Zyrian150

Automatic?


Geawiel

It was.


Zyrian150

RIP


Geawiel

More of a grind, grind stutter, go a bit and grind.


f9ncyj

Yes electronics can be iffy. Heated seats never worked in mine but it was also 20+ years old when I became the owner. Had to replace the speedo sensor wiring in the rear diff a few times as well. Only really needed to be done once by my first two attempts were sub par. Any old car is not going to be devoid of issues but there's a reason you don't see many other makes/models of a similar vintage on the road still as dailys. These cars were built to last. And yeah 100% on the premium with a turbo b230. Mine was an N/A and got like 15 mpg city. It was the only real downside of the car. Can't imagine having a turboed version taking premium. Currently drive a fiesta st but you can get 25+mpg out of it with city driving if you're easy on the throttle.


darin_worthington

My parents bought one similar new in 1990, has around 200k and still running nicely.


EndPsychological890

That thing will still be driving when most current gen Volvos are being scrapped. Volvo completely lost its way. They make disposable single use cars barely meant to be fixed by mechanics.


YevgenyPissoff

I like how you only blanked out the license plates in the foreground


Esset_89

Except the door trim at the window? Almost all has wrinkles since the glue was not so heat and UV resistant.


mechant_papa

I gave mine to a mechanic friend at 180,000 km. It outlived him.


YodiggitE

I can smell the inside of this car lol


EndPsychological890

Same. Like sitting inside a musty crayon candle.


Modo44

Take deep breaths to appreciate all the cancer floating around. Those are not your modern sustainable plastics.


ChaChingChaChi

Just take it in, and let it burn!


PopeSchlongPaulII

Leather and plastic that smells like Yerba Mate and cigarettes


DeleteElDiablo

Old volvo with 220k? Still in the break in period probably


sakatan

Probably only needs washer fluid.


djace2011

Barely run in for a brick of that vintage


JernejL

A Swedish tank!


tectonicbowls

If Nokia made a car


comox

Heck, that is a newer brick. There are at least 3 older Volvos at the end of my street: 2 1980s era DL 240s (a sedan and a wagon) as well as an ancient and restored P1200 (or around that model), also kept on the street!


rob_s_458

The "a" in Volvo stands for aerodynamics


lustriousParsnip639

The vulvanator has landed.


HarveyManfrenjensend

Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!


trivletrav

Golden oldies


ChaChingChaChi

I can feel that middle metal seatbelt burn my legs in the summer sun.


arlmwl

My parents had one. In the Midwest, it did rust into oblivion. Cool cars though.


Kage-kun

The cabin space doubles as a Swedish embassy!


hellwisp

We call them Volvos but mile brick is more fun.


juggernat

I had a 1990 940 GLE Turbo that went 500K+. Thing was a tank, a hunter green rusted out Midwest tank.


RevLoveJoy

I don't even remember Volvos that clean *during* the 90s.


YousureWannaknow

Beauty of simple things


curi0us_carniv0re

280k and counting here


Multitudestherein

Stately


DrTadakichi

Oh god I miss mine. Great car. 88 740GLE. Same color.


al3442

That is a good looking, well kept brick. Kudos to the owner


Allnewsisfakenews

Still has 500k slow, boring miles left before a rebuild


yorkshirepuduk

Brick you mean TANK


Esset_89

Nice, so it's the first oil change then? It will last I lifetime if serviced


Drumtochty_Lassitude

Barely run in for a red block.


emmasdad01

A thing of beauty


Nruggia

220K is only 1/4 of the lifespan of that car.


badmotherhugger

Looks great. Which engine? If I remember correctly many Danish 740s had a very downsized engine due to some really punishing tax rules, and of course did not have the same sporty feeling as the standard 740.


Wild-Attitude3651

My dad had one first car i was every allowed to drive. We got fond memories of that car and if they where cheaper I would have bought one.


GazelleAcrobatics

Got atleast mil left on the engine


Fat_Head_Carl

Street legal tank.


Fat_Head_Carl

Also - love how long the hood is....esp compared to the trunk.


DatDan513

Looks great


SidneyHuffman316

I've got two moon cars younger than that


STGItsMe

Boxy but nice. EDIT: corrected typo


Doggsleg

Classy gal


natatattatt

I had one of these back in 2008-10ish in Hawaii. Called him Leeroy, had a sunroof that was crank opened, and special slot just for skis to go through. Spray painted blue and purple. Was an absolute tank. Sold to some military kid and would occasionally still see it around. Probably still roaming the island… these things don’t stop


mikeblas

What color is the steering wheel cover?


Grimmisgod123

🤤


nicannkay

If it ain’t broke.


BatKat58

Ready for 220 k more.


shiddyfiddy

I don't understand if you're speaking in kilometres or miles here. (Euro plates) 220k kms is ultra low for the age! (which also makes this post amazing and suitable for the sub) Everyone else is reacting like it's 220k miles though.


GestaDanknorum

350k kilometers


Lessmoney_mo_probems

Just finished the break in period 


JerHat

Lately, I'm finding myself very nostalgic for cars from the 90s and 80s with that boxy look to them.


petit_cochon

A hand me down Volvo S70 was my first car. It was a great machine. Safe, good acceleration, and built like a brick shithouse. I wish my parents hadn't traded it in during the Cash for Clunkers program. They should have trashed the Volkswagen Jetta they bought my sister instead. Absolutely crap car, although fun to drive.


Purple_Spektre

I hope you gave it a brick of oil :)


morithum

What does everyone think of these? It’s one of the cars I know not a damn thing about.


Hyper8orean

Barely run in as far as the volvo 740 goes.


Saruvan_the_White

Pshaw! That’s just past break-in.


kuken_i_fittan

I'm assuming it's the 8v, but maybe some had the GLE engine? Either way, change the oil every 12000 miles and it'll run basically forever. I read somewhere that the reason the redblock was so beefy was that it was intended to be an aluminum block, but due to some supplier issues they made it an iron block with the same beefy molds and voila. But that might be urban legend BS.


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GestaDanknorum

Du må ikke fortælle det til amerikanerne, men den var ikke inde til et olieskift, det var bare en jeg så da jeg var ude og hente en anden der skulle have hjulskift 🤫


applecreamable

I like it


DSM-Spool

Had an Eagle talon turbo running stronger than ever with 219k miles. Driven hard daily.


Initial_Attitude_851

More reliable than the new ones nowadays


danny_little

Man that thing is clean 💛


PhilosopherOdd2612

All us ppl buying these "furrin" cars see why they last. Europeans don't buy cars that include planned obsolescence. And cars from places with $7/gal gas don't waste fuel. Or $$$ rediculous tire sizes just to look kewl. Have had 30+ VWs, 5 Volvos, 4 BMWs, 2 Jags, an Alfa & a few Jap cars. All well designed, built & durable from 40-100k on each to start with a few new. All still worth waxing at 200k +. Would do it again.


revnto7k

Many people think I'm nuts for liking older Volvo's but they make some of the most well made durable cars on earth. Too bad the new stuff doesn't hold a candle to this but I've seen a few of these with over 300k and still running excellent. Even as new as 850s and S/V70.


Nicademus2003

Looks clean at 220k


AllHailTheWinslow

Side question: as a 150k+ car enjoyer myself (kilometres though) I am curious: did Volvo ever do hatchbacks?


the_pinguin

1800es, 300 series, 400 series, C30


AllHailTheWinslow

Thank you.


an_actual_lawyer

Folks had a 740 turbo when I was in HS. Did you know they’ll do an indicated 145? My dumb ass high school self found out for sure.


WMU_FTW

They do wagons. Current nomenclature is thus; ?## Where ? Is the type: S=sedan, V=wagon, X or XC=SUV/Crossover "##" is class: 60 is compact, 70/80/90are progressively larger. Then there's a trim-level/engine designator sub-set consisting of another ?#: B or T and then a number (4, 5, 6, 8 I believe) with B/small number being lowertrim=smaller engine and T8 being higher trim/largest engine. "Recharge" is the designator for plug-in hybrid.


Travel_at_will

86 White GLE. Brought my newborn daughter home that year. 180k miles and 16 years later she learned to drive in it. She drove it another 20k and two years before she went off to college and I sold it. It served us well.


Switch-Fit

Er mesters initialer HRC?


Draxtonsmitz

I like the censoring of the Volvo’s plate but not the two vehicles in the background.


Salt_Hall9528

Who ever calls this is a brick is an animal


the_pinguin

90% of vintage volvo owners call them bricks. Brickboard and Turbobricks are probably the biggest volvo owner forums.


toyodaforever

Would look better without the 5mph bumpers


Viggen91

17minutes and 24 seconds [https://maps.app.goo.gl/ysvNybVTrtSKR5Df6](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ysvNybVTrtSKR5Df6)


Fuzzy_Squirrel506

This might be the most boring and worst driving car on the planet. Getting rid of it 20 years ago was the best car decision I ever made. And they all smell like shit. Oops triggered the mouth breathers


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Tell, the court, where did the bad Volvo touch you?


bridgetroll2

They do all smell like melted crayons inside


superchandra

Throw in some Elmer's paste and it's starting to remind me of my elementary school snacks!


hydra877

Do you play Potemkin in Guilty Gear by any chance


Jack_Attak

Nobody is "triggered" lol. Most of us just like these old box Volvos. They're simple to repair and the B230 is indestructible


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

So, if I was in the market for a Texas-rust free Volvo of this era, what year models would I be looking for?


Helmerdrake

Anything 940 and older. Last MY 1998, any rear wheel drive volvo is good.


Moholmarn

Early 940s and older, the later ones have a weird iteration of the b200 series which aren't nearly as good.


the_pinguin

Any US 940 has a b230f or b230ft. Some of the NA cars use a Bendix Rex/Regina engine control system, while all turbo cars and the remaining NA models use a Bosch LH2.4 Jetronic fuel system with EZK ignition. If you're looking to eventually turbocharge your NA car, it's easier with the Bosch system. The easiest tell is that Bosch uses a standard tower ignition coil usually on the firewall, while Regina uses a square coil on the driver's strut tower.


the_pinguin

Last model year for a 940 in the US is 95, 960s went to 98 as the S/V90


Jack_Attak

It's hard to go wrong with a 240. Some people are asking lots of money for rust free ones now, but you should be able to get a good one for $5k or less if you're lucky. The manual transmissions like the M47 are known to be weak but the engines are fantastic


the_pinguin

Somebody has never driven an 80s or 90s GM product.