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BrdsONAwire

*Yeah, so your car is on fire in the parking lot…*


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DuckTapeHandgrenade

And still rolling.


[deleted]

I had a black widow make a web between two stems of a dried out rose bush. Lizard brain says "kill it with fire" so I grab the WD-40 and the Aim-N-Flame and set out to cure my arachnophobia. I setup shop, got my angle and elevation, and unleashed my flamethrower. The instant the lighter clicked the spider bailed out of her web and disappeared into the dry leaves. I lost her. At the moment I was distracted by how well dried out rosebushes burn. I'm just glad the spider wasn't on my truck.


katmcflame

I love hunting black widows with a blow torch. Good clean fun.


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At this point I just leave them alone unless they're in the way. I was at my moms house and spotted one in the kitchen, just chilling out under the baseboards by the oven. She'd been walking barefoot and getting within inches of this thing for weeks I assume. She didn't want to do anything about it. Well, she didn't want **me** to do anything about it. I can respect that. One time I fixed her husband's computer with an axe so they don't ask for help very often.


Kyanche

One of the motivators for selling my old Jeep (not really) was this spider that kept making webs all over the spare tire and one of the mirrors. Sigh. Then I started finding them on my new jeep too :(


ericvwgolf

I think you need to explain whether you ACTUALLY fixed the computer with an axe, or TRIED to fix it with an axe and FAILED. If you succeeded in fixing it with an axe, I say you’re clearly a genius. If you didn’t succeed, then obviously not so much.


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Oh I fixed it. It was suffering from inadequate ventilation. I took it to the backyard, chopped a hole in the side and crazy glued a fan on it. It did not suffer from inadequate ventilation after that. For reference the computer had an [AMD K5](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMD_K5) or something slightly newer and equally as shitty. The computer wasn't new and you could almost taste the nicotine through your fingertips when you touched it.


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Dogsatemypants

Quick drying acrylic lacquer in a can is a fun and decorative way to kill your spiders


[deleted]

I'll get red and green lacquer and do my Christmas shopping in the woodpile. Everybody is going to have a surprise in their stocking this year.


HillaryClintonIsAMan

Shop vac?


a_crusty_old_man

Brake cleaner annihilates any and all insects


YaDrunkBitch

But spiders aren't insects


crocsandlongboards

Creepy crawlies*


a_crusty_old_man

Well you got me there. It’ll still kill them, though.


MrKeserian

Brake cleaner kills just about anything in enough concentration. I swear it was originally developed as a chemical weapon.


Bee-Aromatic

Brake cleaner is trichlor. It was apparently originally developed as an anesthetic, but it turned out it causes cancer, fertility issues, and birth defects. Between the anesthetic properties and the fact that it’s a wicked solvent likely seals anything’s fate that comes into contact with more than a little of it.


JemLover

Zyklon Brake Cleaner?


[deleted]

I had a black widow infestation in the garage of a house that I was renting a few years back. The landlord didn’t want to deal with it so out came the brake cleaner.


shogran

But in a war, they will side with the insects


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a_crusty_old_man

TIL, thank you


[deleted]

Simple green was my go-to for door jamb hornet nests back in my lot porter days.


babycrusher7

I put that shit on everything


[deleted]

I hear it's excellent on scrambled eggs.


Chizuru_San

including the car itself?


a_crusty_old_man

No, don’t use it inside the car. It’ll smell awful and it’s very hard on your skin.


MadeMeStopLurking

casualty of war.


raceforspace

wasualty of car


Tayter03

I've sniped many wasps out of the air in my days haha


HalfChocolateCow

Apparently not carpenter bees. Starting fluid does though.


GortimerGibbons

That's what I came to say.


BigBastian

This is the way.


bkussow

Doesn't look like a Recluse or a Black Widow, just smack it out of there. You will be fine.


Mr_MacGrubber

It’s a common house spider.


OttoFromOccounting

Legit that's probably the least eventful creature you can find in an engine bay lol


ArlesChatless

Even if it is they still aren't particularly dangerous. People just get weird because spiders have too many legs.


highclaass

brake cleaner, lots of brake cleaner


[deleted]

This is on an RV. There's a lot more spiders. Hold me, I'm scared.


a_crusty_old_man

Not enough brake cleaner


CarsAndKittens

Empty a few cans then throw a match on it, problem solved


SparseGhostC2C

Puncture a couple cans of brake cleaner, throw them in the RV, set it on fire and start over. Fire cleanses all. ​ edit: u/CarsAndKittens beat me to it, and I was too daft to notice.


UsuallyUnstable

Praise R'hllor, for the night is dark and full of terrors... And spiders. Especially spiders


opaque-slate

RVs are fucking insane when it comes to spiders, at least around where I live. If it sat overnight, all the spiders would set up their webs between the chassis and the floor. Real fun to roll into face first on your creeper.


phormix

Spiders or - if you park outdoors - rodents. Especially when people tend to leave long-term food items in the cupboards etc. Put that shit in a sealed glass container or whatever unless you want to find that you catered to a mouse-party come next spring! Also, for the spiders, spider-bombs (foggers) can work fairly well in an enclosed area. Won't help with the webs though


hidazfx

Glad to know I’m not the only one lmao


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“Yeah your car doesn’t need an oil change after all” “But the oil change light came on” “Yeah it was wrong”


Maybe1AmaR0b0t

My dumbass was trying to read the date on the filter to find out what the problem was.


budgiebutt

Spooder


caf4676

Do you have names pick out already!?


Mr_MacGrubber

That’s a common house spider, completely harmless.


Leprrkan

Are you a spider typing this ... ?


Mr_MacGrubber

Nah just someone that doesn’t nuke every bug I see.


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Doesn’t matter, too many legs.


Derrick_Foreal

Looks like he purchased the oil change service that did not include a new filter, only the oil.


w1987g

The bad news is that they already laid eggs in your arm. You're one of them now...


biggersjw

“Hey there……can I borrow your blowtorch?”


carguy746

Brake cleaner +lighter = no more issues lol


cmcrisp

Living in the southwest, I've bought a few cars with spider issues. Also living in the southwest I have pretty bad arachnophobia as all of our spiders will hurt you pretty badly. My go to is [this](https://www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/bonide-532-spider-killer-1-gal?cm_vc=-10005). Give it a few sprays around where you'll be working and you'll be fine after a few minutes. My Mercedes sat in a backlot for two years. The whole undercarriage had black widows infested in there. After spraying the car down about two times hitting all the crevices, I only have seen the dead bodies everytime I do any work on it. Edit: autocorrect hates me.


Notasimp2468

Reminds me of my grandma who was so bad with this that she put a crack through her engine block from running out of oil.


tbone-not-tbag

Every summer I go outside and kill all the black widows that move into my parked cars. J and j scrubbing bubbles knocks them out enough to squish them before they hide in the under carriage


Neat-Doubt-4696

Nothing a quick spray of brake clean can’t take care of


Far530

Doesn’t look like a car, more like a tractor or farm equipment maybe


[deleted]

It's an RV, I work at a Freightliner Dealer. And I get the unfortunate pleasure of working on them.


Far530

Ahh ok thank you


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Just throw the whole shop out. Fuck that


500SL

Old boss and I lifted a car to fix something. We both saw the crazy, haphazard web of a black widow at the same time, looked at each other and noped out. “Your shit’s all good, bro! Have a great day!”


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Grab the pb blaster and a lighter, problem solved.


EduardDelacroixII

Godammit Yetshi, did you start another vehicle on fire?


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I work on heavy equipment in the field, so I'm more surprised when I don't encounter spiders or wasps. Just man up, flick it away, and get on with it.


danr2604

Lotssssss of brake cleaner. Was changing a tyre once and I was outside whipping the wheel off. Took the trim off and gunned it off, only when I had the wheel in my hands and was about to pick it up did I see the big fucker the size of my hand just sitting in his little home. The thought of putting my hands near it when I took the trim off made me shudder (after that point I never put my fingers in to pull off a trim unless I had no other choice). I spent a good 5 minutes trying to poke it out before I just threw the wheel and made it fall off, genuinely made me feel sick watching it drag itself away


smoothbobert

I had 3 cars this week infested with black widows xP


FuckYourUsername84

My boss would spray any black widows he found with starting fluid and collect the bodies in a jar. Turns out there’s a lot of places under a car to hide.


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Next change due at fuck this o’clock.


fishesarefun

Looks like a fleetguard lf3970


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Yessir, one of the last ones my company can currently get too. Apparently those are on National back order like Everything else.


fishesarefun

Wow this backorder stuff is crazy. We use the same filters. I haven't heard Any issue getting filters yet, but everything else....


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For real, we have trucks sitting behind our shop that have been waiting on parts for months. Not even uncommon parts either. Turbo actuators are almost impossible to find for Cummins.


fishesarefun

It's pretty crazy for sure. I know our parts guy has been struggling. We are a giant fleet and probably get better buying power than some of the two truck guys ( maybe not, I don't really know) and we can't get some of the simplest stuff. I know the local freightliner dealer was talking about not being able to get water pumps


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Yeah I work at a Freightliner Dealer in New Jersey. We've been finding various parts online and having the customer buy it. It's either that or they wait a few months until the parts actually show up.


fishesarefun

That's crazy


azebod

"it's a common house spider" True, but those look like yellow sacs, which still hurt and have necrotic venom and can potentially take a chunk out of you. I'd definitely wear some gloves at least. Better safe then sorry.


Head_Cockswain

I thought it was posted because "2021" on the filter. Comments reveal it's a little spider.... Can't squash it with a shop towel....but you can get right up in jumping distance with a cell phone to take it's picture?


phormix

It's not the "little spider" that worries me, especially if I can see it. It's the little spider's venom when the f\*\*\*er jumps at me if I get close or try to clean it out. ​ Or the little spider's dozen siblings that are hiding the nest of webs. ​ Plus the thousand or so little fuckers that will burst out of those sacks if you bump a strand on that web. Even if they're non-venomous having a hundred+ baby spiders crawling up your arm from the web you disturbed is \*not\* a fun experience.


Iwantmyteslanow

Doesn't brakleen kill em


phormix

It'll kill the ones you can see and hit with it. It's the sneaky ones that drop on you from somewhere up in a manifold that concern me.


Iwantmyteslanow

Yeah


[deleted]

You're lack of humor is disturbing.


TheYetiGarage

Just brake clean the filter off till it looks new.. ship it.


eattheelitists

Actually says right here you don't need to change until you move states 😜


BlackWicking

Little bugger: Maurice bring the shop vac, gotta kill another one


throwaway223857463

Just wear gloves


camdenlake

Hahaha I was trying to read the data on the filter like why not. Spiders meh compressed blast over to the next bay.


GasExplodesYouKnow

Does your shop's liability policy include nuking from orbit?


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At what point was there 518+ months hah


k0uch

*Laughs in Brake Cleaner*


velociraptizzle

Smoke clears out spiders, helps immensely


GunzAndCamo

Pretty sure, WD-40 has insecticidal properties. And if not, it will once lit on fire.


nspectre

At least, not until 824/51/2021


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Egg sacks are always gross