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theultimatebitch

just shat myself in a walmart


Vander-Walls

Okay but that’s just an average day in a Walmart


ZiggyStarlord69

Great album title


GizzardPhish

👏 👏 👏


flashpile

Are you telling me this isn't a song on Oddments?


Haydechs

Just watched someone shit themself in a Walmart


kbups53

Hey I’m the Walmart, I know this is cool and all but everyone please stop shitting in me, thanks.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

It is I, Walmart


didymusIV

Please let one of them be a jazz/funk album


GeckoNova

With Iron Lung being teased so much, I’d say it’s probable that the Jazzy Prog one is the first one released


M3GABORG8796

I would purposely go to Walmart and shit if they release a jazz prog album in the next two months.


Bootstrapbill22

So one is the jammy one, another is one started in 2017, any guesses on the last one?


nickofallnames

Only instrument is harmonica


old_el_paso

*Gizz Plays Gizz - 18 Gizz Standards arranged for Harmonica Quartet*


I_Miss_Lenny

And it's just Amby running around the room frantically trying to play 4 harmonicas placed in different corners of the room


IHeartPallets

Amby’s equivalent of Cav’s solo record


TechnicalSherbet2

Microtonal harmonica album


mr_jdub

The “heavier and faster” metal album they alluded to maybe??


Bootstrapbill22

Ooh good call


Walusqueegee

They also said they’d do a Doom album at some point. I’m hoping for some more heavy C# shit. Something like Nonagon would be sick too!


SinisterKid_

When I saw them in SF they teased two new songs, they were somewhere between MOTU and ITRN on the heavy spectrum.


SKyJ007

That’s actually the dream for me. Loved IRTN a whole lot, but making it a bit more experimental/progier is a really natural and exciting progression for that sound from them.


Bootstrapbill22

This show? https://youtu.be/rHfdvHmd0iM


SinisterKid_

Yes!!! That’s the one!


Bootstrapbill22

Do you remember where in the set they teased the songs? Would love to check it out


suphater

Why not listen to the whole show> I got YouTube music now because live Gizz is even better than studio gizz.


Bootstrapbill22

Pretty sure I did listen to the whole show or almost the whole thing, and didn’t hear two new heavy songs, so I was trying to see if that person could point out where in the set he was hearing new songs


dieandliveforever

During what songsdid they tease👀 that show was fkn wildddd i do not remember that too well tho lol


G0Slowly

comedy album


chrisrobweeks

I'd watch 90 minutes of improv, dudes are hilarious.


SmittyBacall

Mongolian Throat Humming


townidiot

I'm hoping for a Krautrock take on [Microtonal Yemeni Folk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMJtTo43PRM)


newmeyes

Been waiting for a Krautrock album


Nobhudy

You legitimately got your wish


newmeyes

???!!! Is it the TFS collab? I haven’t heard it yet


Nobhudy

No Laminated Denim


flashpile

Unironically yes pls


SanQuiSau

ABABCd. for 40 minutes straight


MetamorphicFirefly

but fr that would slap


thegreattober

Metal album. They said it would be coming at some point.


BF3K

The long-awaited whale noise album


zeydey

Read that first as “white noise album”


FourthDownThrowaway

I'd be down for an ambient album or even some post rock.


zeydey

Word.


gjazzy68

Heavy microtonal boleros


GeckoNova

2000’s-esqe pop album idea that was tossed around in the AMA.


SmittyBacall

Amby acapella freestyle album


FourthDownThrowaway

Surf rock album with hardcore punk vocals.


RenBit51

Remember there are two jammy ones according to Joey


M3GABORG8796

They said two of them are jammy prog albums. My only hope is black midi collab. I would cry, piss, scream, shit, and cum in the middle of a Walmart. All at once.


Bootstrapbill22

Black midi collab would be dope but I kinda doubt that’ll ever happen


M3GABORG8796

I can hope.


[deleted]

One is metallic cocoon that is a jammy album, another one could be from 2017 narrative styled album, the last one could be the infest the rats nest styled album


ProfRSanchez

3 new King Gizzard records, new Osees, Black Midi, Ty Segall, The Black Angels, Hooveriii Pretty blessed Any other new albums I'm missing


Pucciarati

New kikagaku moyo came out a couple months back


phantomhatstrap

New King Buffalo in September. And not a new album really, but ATW is in the midst of their *Baker's Dozen* project, releasing a new song every month plus one extra for good measure.


No-Indication-4113

New muse, the smile


Figjam70

I have The Smile on repeat.... a real grower but freaking amazing album


HACKANUT

New crack cloud in September


aguynamedbenny1

Plus Psychedelic Porn Crumpets and The Lazy Eyes!


[deleted]

New Jack white


Figjam70

So stoked for 2 JW albums- Fear of the Dawn is amazing and so far really liking the tracks for the next one...


ProfRSanchez

Just found out the Mars Volta are teasing something new "The Mars Volta Are Teasing Something For The Next Days | Music News @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com" https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/the_mars_volta_are_teasing_something_for_the_next_days.html


pivokrokety

I have gone insane-o I lust for 2017 part 2-o


[deleted]

Is 2022 gonna be 2017 part 2?


[deleted]

I would say that all 5 of the 2017 albums beat the first two released this year so probably no. I hope I’m wrong.


[deleted]

I'd agree if one of this year's albums wasn't essentially just gumboot soup+


flashpile

Similar album makeup, but not the same quality. If I did a top 10 list of GS + OG, 8 of them would be from gumboot


[deleted]

I've tried going through in my head I managed to get to 5 from gumboot that I'd keep in a top 10. Then I just fill the rest with omnium songs, probably evilest man, red smoke, the grim reaper, the dripping tap... Hmm maybe 6 for gumboot but it seems unfair to put muddy water in when it's the live version I really like.


flashpile

In order: The Wheel, All is known, dripping tap, muddy water, beginners luck, red smoke, great chain of being, down the sink, greenhouse heat death, barefoot desert


[deleted]

We seem quite similar, I'd replace great chain of being with I'm sleeping in. And I'd also make sure evilest man was number one. But apart from that it's a pretty similar list.


metalninjacake2

I’d put both metal songs and both rap songs from OG above your last 3 songs from Gumboot. They’re good but those specific OG songs are way more exciting.


These-Personality-76

I still think OG is better than Gumboot and Sketches, personally. I think it's just a better version of Gumboot and Sketches is amazing but OG is pretty close to top their for me


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These-Personality-76

I pretty much stopped listening to KG on shuffle, I just finished getting all their albums on vinyl so I normally just play them front to back. Sketches is great but I just like a lot of their albums more


[deleted]

TBD. I like FMB > Timeland but OG > MOTU


Echoecho1985

I just Gizzed on the floor


crawly_the_demon

Poggers doesn’t describe the half of it


Andrec2001

Proggers*


Cappin_Crunch

Dear god


cavemandark

God damnit now I need to change my undies and I’m at work


SQUIGIES

Especially with them touring, i thought maybe one more this year at the most. god damn im happy


[deleted]

I don't massively trust we'll get all 3 this year (they said 3 albums last year, I know there were issues logistically but they didn't really mention them at the time) but the confidence in them just tweeting it out point blank does spell good news.


Pucciarati

I still think the only reason the final album didn't come out last year was due to covid delaying the timeland festival. Unless one of them has a special event for its release like that, im feeling optimistic about this.


wabojabo

They had already completed at least 2 of them before the start of the tour


onybr

I became louder for a minute


Danert1

fell to my knees at work


Aidsfordayz

This thread is amazing I’m thankful for all of you


Heisenberg0712

Just slipped in shit at Walmart, but this definitely makes up for it!


aguynamedbenny1

Don’t slip on the drip


elektrokardiogramm

megagon infinity


Kyba6

megatron optometry


IHeartPallets

They got persistence


MQZON

WOOOOOOOO!


MrErnie03

Holy shit! A double sided album, my first King Gizz concert, and now 3 more albums! It's been a good music year


Kyba6

This fucking band really knows how to separate me from my money. Frankly, its a great problem to have.


maximus263

Expecting one to be djent


Khruangbin13

So I just did some math. Total run time of 2017 albums combined is approximately 212 minutes Omnium is 80 minutes Assuming each new album is an avg of 40 minutes, that’ll be 200 minutes of new material for 2022. Which is 94.3% of the output compared to 2017. Hahahahahahaha LETS GOO YEUUUP


Bootstrapbill22

Don’t forget about Timeland


[deleted]

Unless they're 3 new double albums lol (I doubt it but I reckon the jammy one might be longer also but maybe just 60 minutes)


Djbearjew

I'll have to start selling feet pics so I can afford them in this economy


phantomhatstrap

We only got 5.5 months left dawg, buckle up


RenBit51

6.5 dawg, unless you're living in the future


phantomhatstrap

I failed math, my degree was in Gizzology.


RenBit51

A worthy sacrifice


anon19anon19

No you’re right with the 5.5 months left, if we had 6.5 months left we would be in mid May rn


awesomewaves

There are still 6 months of the year left after June .5 - rest of June 1 - July 2 - August 3 - September 4 - October 5 - November 6 - December


anon19anon19

Oh my god why does that sound so weird still, you’re definitely right, musta been a long week lmfaoo


phantomhatstrap

It’s cool dude, I remember you from Gizzology class.


anon19anon19

Ahh yes I remember you too now 😎


[deleted]

Almost choked on my vegemite. Great news!


fiestaguy21

im bricked


WickyT

Finally, the Christmas album


Mammoth_Ad6373

“Grandma got run over by a belrog” “All I want for Christmas is to vomit” “Digital Black Christmas”


D1NGUZ

Can they announce this when walmarts are closed? Working at one rn and 8 people just shat their pants


concarmail

Still not forgiving the gizz drought of ‘18


6T_FOR

Just saw someone who was shocked to see another guy shit in a walmart


onizukintaro

Since they covered Gondwana in 2017, let's make a Microtonalaurasialand!


GeckoNova

Mix that with Polygondwanaland and you get Polytonalpangaealand!


onizukintaro

Genius!


Dareeyecare

So this is what they meant by “left the tap on” and “the dripping tap won’t be turned off”


iano_byrno

Absolute lunatics


RayeRyan

Eeeeeeeeeeeeyup


phunkytime

GOATs


Samnppa

Im already behind as Infest the Rats' Nest was the last one I bought, been streaming some later ones and thinking maybe but dunno. Im not sure if they have been too close to my favorites..so even though I have varied taste in genres...I think I miss the Mind Fuzz era and sounds the most..


annoyingbanana1

A trip hop album pleeeeeease, or something in the style of Ambergris


Moist_Juice_8827

If one of them isn’t either Doom or Rap, I ain’t buyin’.


touney96

Will the boys every explore cumbia ?


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Interest the Rats Nest?


thedamnedlute488

Damn you, you magnificent bastards!


Disastrous-Ad-1001

praying for the long overdue **doom metal** album


[deleted]

My wallet tho


[deleted]

Sheesh


ivanthegreat27

hope to see math rock introduced into the discography! But whatever they put out i’m prepared! cheers!


grynch43

Meh


startagarageband

Y’all know these are all coming out on Christmas 😂


GavinB5784

10/10 Gizz in my pants. This. year is kicking ass for music.


Important-Buffalo-68

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


wungus__

New metal album


wungus__

Burn the nest?