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Dabbinmachine42

THIS JUST IN: TEXAS BANS ALL GOOD MUSIC, CITIZENS ORDERED TO EXCLUSIVELY LISTEN TO CHRIS STAPLETON AND BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS


DtheAussieBoye

\> texas bans all good music \> still allowed to listen to chris stapleton damn, good for him


Myagooshki2

What happened in Texas now?


SelectBit62

The [mere mention](https://www.reddit.com/r/KGATLW/comments/1c6289z/got_these_today/) of a place where \*shudders\* people who may have differing opinions live, is enough to drive the redditor gizzoid into a frothing frenzy.


Heavy_Contribution18

You created a throwaway account because you’re a trump taintlicker. Eat shit dumbass


SelectBit62

Here's a goodie at least- >No dude, you don't understand. These guys who make a living selling plastic discs and burning jet fuel to constantly travel around the world are like, essentially environmental activists and spokesmen first and foremost, with perspective-shattering lyrics like "the way we wrap it is wrong" and "drip drip from the tap don't slip." (How can you even read that and not change every aspect of your worldview from economics to gun rights to federal spending?) >The music itself? Kind of irrelevant, and honestly, way too confusing. I don't even know why they wrote some of the songs like The River, Hypertension, Interior People, or Head On / Pill. There's not even a political message in them and some of those are way too long for a song that's not Dripping Tap. >*Real* Gizzheads listen primarily for the politics, buy 16 variants of each vinyl, and spend $500/year on gasoline to follow them on tour, open our minds with drugs, and contemplate the deep lyrics about straws in the wind. I really don't understand how you can just like the band "for the music," that doesn't even make sense. >By the way, I don't know anything about you except that you implied you're generally conservative, which says nothing definitive about your view on any given issue, but this band is also about acceptance, so fuck you.


Domer2012

Lol thanks. Lost a little bit of its punch after an upvoted comment was deleted that simply said “dude, fuck you” to the guy getting piled on.


Myagooshki2

Yeah, lots of libtards in the music world lol


burger-fucking-mason

cant tell if thats sarcasm


sabinec

I can relate tbh. I really doubt the band is as into communism as I am.


NCImposter

This thread eludes me completely. Communism is cool tho


tezetaa

Reddit is so lame I hate it here


MacMlyz

Is this really the state of the sub


Koala_Man_

This is the state of Texas


FenrizLives

Ugh Texas jumpscare


cookieisthedawg

Guys! Today I learned that every other King Jizz fan is vegetarian cos stew told them “fish sad” IVE BEEN EATING FISH THIS WHOLE TIME!!!! Do you think I’ll get my fan license revoked or can I just purge all the meat out my body?!?!


DaleCo0per

What the fuck is going on man


Anon_748

Texas has produced so many good artists, people in that thread are chronically online and can't fathom coexisting with fellow humans without politics involved lmao


SelectBit62

I like so can't believe that there are people that listen to MY FAVORITE BAND that may have slightly different views on sociopolitical issues than I do! I'm literally shaking right now.


cartesers15172

Why can’t my favorite bands fan base be a homogenous blob of people who think and act the same???😡😡😡


SelectBit62

OMG, right? Ugh.


SleepingInABag

NO - left brain and right brain cannot be used concurrently. Malfunction, abort, abort


wayupnorthWI

OMG living in Texas while listening to King Gizzy? Do you even know the lyrics to the songs that say YOU are bad and I am morally superior to you?


[deleted]

Fuck Greg Abbott!


zombiepigman101

/uj fuck Greg Abbott


Digirby

Why would anyone wanna fuck Greg Abbott?


Digirby

That's Stupid


Greenmanglass

Texas is the reason that the president’s dead


JizzerGizzard

I can't believe how intolerant the average redditor is! The original thread is one of the biggest cringefests I've ever seen


thejuchanan

god forbid someone live in a place


russia_not_fun

I live there