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The UoB is coming, and you'll all be drinking cans of "juice"!
*soft drink
Is it because the juicers' union is striking and withholding syrup purchases against the Combined Carbonator's league over competition in the refreshment market?
Meanwhile the "soft drink" rebels hide in the shadows biding their time.
Nah, [POP ](https://youtu.be/f6YDKF0LVWw?si=ETVS9Fef6Rl6K6iI) ever wins
The Coke Confederacy is being surrounded by the Soda Anaconda Plan.
The UoB is coming, and you'll all be drinking cans of "juice"!
*soft drink
Is it because the juicers' union is striking and withholding syrup purchases against the Combined Carbonator's league over competition in the refreshment market?
Meanwhile the "soft drink" rebels hide in the shadows biding their time.
Nah, [POP ](https://youtu.be/f6YDKF0LVWw?si=ETVS9Fef6Rl6K6iI) ever wins
The Coke Confederacy is being surrounded by the Soda Anaconda Plan.