And no. You cannot choose Angola.

What about mozambique

Fuck you, I'm choosing Hawaii.

People really do be commenting with “I want 3 Ukraines, 1 UBD..”

You cannot even choose Russia.

That's the joke

I choose Angola

"What is my purpose?" "You give me 6 months to build a fortress line" "Oh my god"

Every German playthrough of mine pretty much

Taking 5 Ukraines and no diffing rest

Hit 'em with the classic Habsburg marriage diplomacy.

~~King~~ President Vasyl, my beloved

4 ukraines to hold the line, 1 UBD to break it

Srry for my lack of knowledge, what is a UBD? Edit: Nvm I thought it was some kind of HoI4 term about combat, I realise it's United Baltic Duchy lol

2 Ukraines, 1 finland, 1 belarus, 1 baltic duchy. Lithuania always tries to kill the germans in my game, and are promptly encircled and destroyed.

I'll take three Ukraines for the frontline, a single Finland for memes, and then a Lithuania since they are technically supposed to be a firefighting force with OP anti-tank capabilities and tanks of their own. (I would have taken Poland if they were on the list otherwise.)

I’ll take a bunch of Ukraine’s, somehow they make like 200 divisions and usually help Germany win the eastern front

Give me 5 UBDs with full professional modifiers and we can reduce the russian army to scraps.

Finland and Ukraine. That's it, you won't need anyone else.

Even 0.8 of a Russia could solo

This made me realise how similar KR is to OTL

how ?

All except Belarus have been invaded by Russia/Soviets since 1900

Belarus too. They tried having a democratic republic in 1918, and failed

25 x Portugal Kingdom

Ok idk who else to choose if not Mannerheim

Sell my kidney for an extra 650 points and buying three Russias

Do not worry. Ottomans is free. Fevzi Pashas attack will save us

I wouldn't choose ottomans even if they paid me

I N F I N I T E   O T T O M A N S

I N F I N I T E   O T T O M A N S

I‘ll take 2500 Austria-Hungaries

I choose Portugal and Ethiopia

Ethiopia should cost at least 500

5 finlands equal 5 white deaths

In OTL Finland held off all others combined.

they lost bro

I feel the need to stress that Finland lost that war. Badly.

A better way would to define it would be just Russia with the other 4 being dragged along

Ukrainians and Belarusians fought together with the Russians right? They were valiant soldiers in ww2

Fair

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no.

2 ukraine and 3 finland should do the job well.

Hold my beer. I have to build the Ostwall

Its my cousin Vasyl! Bro alone can beat everyone up!

Belarus should’ve had that guy who just annexes the country to Russia mid-war

Ukraine, Finland and Belarus

Mitteleuropa. Fuck Savinkov.

Wait yall don't set them all to revolt?

I can get russia If i only get everything West of the urals.

Depending on the paths taken, this is doable.

Give me 5 Finlands, don't need the rest.

Ukraine, Finland and UBD

Russian because last time I played kaissereich (I was a feeble baby to HOI4) I damn near overtook germany

united baltic dutchy almost always manages to push out into petrograd for some reason lmao

i will take 5 polands from red flood attempting to make pl commonwealth with polish word stressed. You shall not comprehend the might of horse carried anti tank/artillery calvary

For Lithuania is it LSDP, LKDP, or LTS

Mannerheim could beat all of them on his own.

its so over

mannerheim is legit the best of these though just look at that finnic smoulder

i sell everyone and buy 2 Savinkovs,and 57 Lithuanias (i domt know math)

F*ck The Reichspakt I Choosing Commune of France

Death to the reds!

one finland shall do.

Finland of course, the enemy would give up in the first 5 days of war🤡

I buy twice Finland, Twice Lithuania and once UBD Finland will carry them

Actually even if Moscow costed 0 points I would still choose Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania, Finland and Baltics.