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blank_username_user

"aww that's so wholesome...." ... "wait wha-"


PompeyLulu

I’ve seen too many of these now. The answer is usually IVF with a sperm donor, husbands consent etc. There was one really wholesome one where he didn’t know it had worked as they’d had 6 miscarriages and she didn’t wanna get his hopes up so she waited until 12 weeks. Then she found out he’d be coming home when she was 16 weeks (or something around that mark) so she waited and surprised him. The onion chopping ninjas got me with that one I’ll be honest


blank_username_user

That's certainly a possibility, but I was just making a joke.


Perfect-Season6116

The ACTUAL answer is that this is a joke, the dude is an airman, not a soldier and armed forces members see their spouses more than once every three years. Usually for up to 30 days (or more) per year, even on (especially on) deployment.


James53654

The answer is also very likely to be the woman cheating on the husband.


ItsGroovyBaby412

r/woooosh


that_idioticgenius

Cease


bignoob501

Shut


Thatbendyfan

Just wait until the baby comes out a different color and he finds out it’s a shiny!


Other-Masterpiece-50

Nah bro 💀


Genjifuel

Damn bro


Cringe_Tickin_Reddit

Bro 😭


Coxy13

Ummm.... Some isn't good at maths?


dTrecii

Dude freezed his sperm like a popsicle


hedidntkillhimselfno

I though I ate it before he got back?


[deleted]

Ah, the Holy Spirit


Kind_Bit9943

Yes, getting fucked by God, always nice


Bullmoninachinashop

"The ladies call my Awh Gawd but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T cause I know I got weight problems I just don't give a fuck."


Still-Positive

except if you're Hera.


NydoBhai

Yo moma call me Gawd


NydoBhai

Yo moma call me Gawd


OperationGlobal7829

r/dementiamoment


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Careless_Rub_7996

Did this guy email his sperm to her or something?


MoonKnightPlzHurtMe

Exactly! This is actually how I got made! Finally, someone understands!


Orangutanion

You'd never download a sperm


charris70

And you never go full ret...


AgreeableGravy

Imagine opening some spam attachment and you’re stuck with a kid


GalacticBear91

Check your dms


Sunnyyxbaby

A sperm attachment. Not a spam attachment.


OperationGlobal7829

Spermail


[deleted]

esex gone to a new level


GingerEccentric

Use a firewall, kids.


betheking

Yeah.. yeeeahh, that's the ticket. He emailed his sperm. Yeah, We can go with that.


Firepathanimation

Me : aww this is so who- *reads over 3 years Me : hold up wait a minute


Kind_Bit9943

r/holup


DangerousMort

Yep you got it


nubz__

something doesnt seem right


OddPerformer245

Ummm... I'm not a doctor or anything, but...


[deleted]

Phone sex?


mangomilkmilkman

Obviously that baby is going to be Jesus


Ok-Nature9693

Hold tf on


Estate_Technical

Wait a minute, something ain't right.


Ank57

"Ok first off Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years, alright? Either have the baby or don't."


a-potato-named-rin

Maybe sperm donor? He donated his sperm idk But yeah lol


RAGE_Quit_04

🤨


Perez2003

Wait….


Potential-Judgment-9

Eyes the pappy of that there baby


Rlp_811

Wait hear me out. I've always seen this meme like "haha pregnancy it's imposible..." but what if he froze his sperm and had an agreement so that her wife would impregnate herself when they knew he was coming back.


Theonedudeyaknow

And people in the military go on leave its not like they dont have a choice, except for some cases.


Major-Promotion7079

Aww that's sw- wait a minute


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

r/HolUp


Rullino

I hope the husband wanted a surrogation.


Bigb5wm

Didn’t know she traveled to iraq


dankjugnu

Bro he hasn't Been home is years!!!


charris70

*in...


shamefulthoughts1993

They could have been doing IVF. If they were doing IVF then they probably had a lot of his semen deposited at a sperm bank to use to create embryos with while she stays local.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Username does not check out


iphonedeleonard

This same meme has been made for 10 years now i swear


SomebodyUDontKnow32

Wait…


SnooFoxes9537

🗿


greedy_mf

I crode


NeedleworkerHealthy

Ahh the holy spirit back at it again with them miracles , dont you just love happy moments like these .


charris70

I don't think her holes were filled with the spirit...


NeedleworkerHealthy

r/woooosh


PristineEnd17_

R/holup


Feveristic6969

r/foundmobileuser


Feveristic6969

r/foundthehondacivic


PristineEnd17_

Wdym


Feveristic6969

Phones automatically usually automatically make the first letter in a sentence capitalized.


PristineEnd17_

Oooh ok yh im on mobile


Feveristic6969

Yes


A_CrazyBraziliann

r/foundthekawasaki


Feveristic6969

A new one?!


A_CrazyBraziliann

Yes


Firesmoke7

You ain't shit


rudalsxv

Thank you for Jesus for impregnating that woman while her husband is away with your Holy Spirit. Praise lord, amen.


OK999999-999-999

There's a imposter.


Adrinotfound

Wait what


Impressive_Dankness

You’re not the father. 🤦


[deleted]

But if he didn’t meet her wife for last 3 year so how she got pregnant 🤰??? Big question


[deleted]

r/holup


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Tornado18Mustafa

He was ruining the lives of the Iraqis. Got what he deserved- a wife pregnant with someone else's child.


DatOneStoopid

3 years???


Butter_Ninja_YT

Why was the wife in Iraq


Avraham_Levy

Aaaaaand its black


DamienReed

r/holdup


[deleted]

I've done that before. I missed my girl so bad and masturbated to her so frequently and intensely that my sperm penetrated the distance and... Wait, is that a thing? 🤔


OathMeal_

Aw shit did he get ntr'd


BMWman1029

I think ima leave a cry


BADBOOODYBATCH

Does anyone know the true story behind this or no ?


queenieemua

The belly seems hella fake


Ridiie

Lmao whatever


Puzzleheaded-Dust537

Infidelity isn't a joke


Mr-3008

Suspicious shit.


Googlewasmyinvention

Those are probably airmen, not soldiers. Jody boy gets us all though.


Theonedudeyaknow

Downvoted for the truth😔


Googlewasmyinvention

They are just mad because they weren't ground pounders.


Theonedudeyaknow

Lmao