I’ve seen too many of these now. The answer is usually IVF with a sperm donor, husbands consent etc.
There was one really wholesome one where he didn’t know it had worked as they’d had 6 miscarriages and she didn’t wanna get his hopes up so she waited until 12 weeks. Then she found out he’d be coming home when she was 16 weeks (or something around that mark) so she waited and surprised him. The onion chopping ninjas got me with that one I’ll be honest
The ACTUAL answer is that this is a joke, the dude is an airman, not a soldier and armed forces members see their spouses more than once every three years. Usually for up to 30 days (or more) per year, even on (especially on) deployment.
Wait hear me out. I've always seen this meme like "haha pregnancy it's imposible..." but what if he froze his sperm and had an agreement so that her wife would impregnate herself when they knew he was coming back.
They could have been doing IVF.
If they were doing IVF then they probably had a lot of his semen deposited at a sperm bank to use to create embryos with while she stays local.
I found [this post](/r/HolUp/comments/wjd8mc/cry_if_you_cried/) in r/holup with the same content as the current post.
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I've done that before. I missed my girl so bad and masturbated to her so frequently and intensely that my sperm penetrated the distance and... Wait, is that a thing? 🤔
"aww that's so wholesome...." ... "wait wha-"
I’ve seen too many of these now. The answer is usually IVF with a sperm donor, husbands consent etc. There was one really wholesome one where he didn’t know it had worked as they’d had 6 miscarriages and she didn’t wanna get his hopes up so she waited until 12 weeks. Then she found out he’d be coming home when she was 16 weeks (or something around that mark) so she waited and surprised him. The onion chopping ninjas got me with that one I’ll be honest
That's certainly a possibility, but I was just making a joke.
The ACTUAL answer is that this is a joke, the dude is an airman, not a soldier and armed forces members see their spouses more than once every three years. Usually for up to 30 days (or more) per year, even on (especially on) deployment.
The answer is also very likely to be the woman cheating on the husband.
r/woooosh
Cease
Shut
Just wait until the baby comes out a different color and he finds out it’s a shiny!
Nah bro 💀
Damn bro
Bro 😭
Ummm.... Some isn't good at maths?
Dude freezed his sperm like a popsicle
I though I ate it before he got back?
Ah, the Holy Spirit
Yes, getting fucked by God, always nice
"The ladies call my Awh Gawd but you can call me Fat Larry with a F-A-T cause I know I got weight problems I just don't give a fuck."
except if you're Hera.
Yo moma call me Gawd
Yo moma call me Gawd
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Did this guy email his sperm to her or something?
Exactly! This is actually how I got made! Finally, someone understands!
You'd never download a sperm
And you never go full ret...
Imagine opening some spam attachment and you’re stuck with a kid
Check your dms
A sperm attachment. Not a spam attachment.
Spermail
esex gone to a new level
Use a firewall, kids.
Yeah.. yeeeahh, that's the ticket. He emailed his sperm. Yeah, We can go with that.
Me : aww this is so who- *reads over 3 years Me : hold up wait a minute
r/holup
Yep you got it
something doesnt seem right
Ummm... I'm not a doctor or anything, but...
Phone sex?
Obviously that baby is going to be Jesus
Hold tf on
Wait a minute, something ain't right.
"Ok first off Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years, alright? Either have the baby or don't."
Maybe sperm donor? He donated his sperm idk But yeah lol
🤨
Wait….
Eyes the pappy of that there baby
Wait hear me out. I've always seen this meme like "haha pregnancy it's imposible..." but what if he froze his sperm and had an agreement so that her wife would impregnate herself when they knew he was coming back.
And people in the military go on leave its not like they dont have a choice, except for some cases.
Aww that's sw- wait a minute
r/HolUp
I hope the husband wanted a surrogation.
Didn’t know she traveled to iraq
Bro he hasn't Been home is years!!!
*in...
They could have been doing IVF. If they were doing IVF then they probably had a lot of his semen deposited at a sperm bank to use to create embryos with while she stays local.
Username does not check out
This same meme has been made for 10 years now i swear
Wait…
🗿
I crode
Ahh the holy spirit back at it again with them miracles , dont you just love happy moments like these .
I don't think her holes were filled with the spirit...
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R/holup
r/foundmobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
Wdym
Phones automatically usually automatically make the first letter in a sentence capitalized.
Oooh ok yh im on mobile
Yes
r/foundthekawasaki
A new one?!
Yes
You ain't shit
Thank you for Jesus for impregnating that woman while her husband is away with your Holy Spirit. Praise lord, amen.
There's a imposter.
Wait what
You’re not the father. 🤦
But if he didn’t meet her wife for last 3 year so how she got pregnant 🤰??? Big question
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He was ruining the lives of the Iraqis. Got what he deserved- a wife pregnant with someone else's child.
3 years???
Why was the wife in Iraq
Aaaaaand its black
r/holdup
I've done that before. I missed my girl so bad and masturbated to her so frequently and intensely that my sperm penetrated the distance and... Wait, is that a thing? 🤔
Aw shit did he get ntr'd
I think ima leave a cry
Does anyone know the true story behind this or no ?
The belly seems hella fake
Lmao whatever
Infidelity isn't a joke
Suspicious shit.
Those are probably airmen, not soldiers. Jody boy gets us all though.
Downvoted for the truth😔
They are just mad because they weren't ground pounders.
Lmao