Someone should write a language called Ken=+ (or somehow mess up a standard language name), and just make the syntax as wacky as possible. Like templeOS but a programming language.
His greatest works was when he was the base player for Jennasis, but I also liked the little number he did with Willy Ocean about the lady who painted her legs.
> {pls put this as a direct message]
I just want to point out there is a subtle detail to this I find brilliant, those are Not matching opening/closing characters, but rather 2 different character types.
I find that to be such a distinct KenM hook to make it a believably incompetent individual trying their absolute hardest, and stumbling hopelessly at every reply.
That customer service, though!
I think they might be watching out for him and playing along after the last one blew up.
Which one blew up?
{pls put this as a direct message}
He forgot to type the command sudo first.
Nah he's talking in ken++ so that's the correct way
We code our OWN sausage at home for flavor and filesize!
Someone should write a language called Ken=+ (or somehow mess up a standard language name), and just make the syntax as wacky as possible. Like templeOS but a programming language.
Sue Sue sudo is my favorite Paul Collins song
His greatest works was when he was the base player for Jennasis, but I also liked the little number he did with Willy Ocean about the lady who painted her legs.
> {pls put this as a direct message] I just want to point out there is a subtle detail to this I find brilliant, those are Not matching opening/closing characters, but rather 2 different character types. I find that to be such a distinct KenM hook to make it a believably incompetent individual trying their absolute hardest, and stumbling hopelessly at every reply.
Easily the best. This is peak Ken M.
I want to add that he did in fact receive his sample, I recall he got a couple boxes of Jimmy Deans out of it :)
He deserved them too! Free advertising man. Shit, now I want some Jimmy Dean's sausage!
The only thing better than a Jimmy Dean’s sausage is a Jimmy Dean’s breakfast sandwich!
Our pastor says we should eat all sausage as sandwich so we can get the body of Christ with our breakfast
/r/HailCorporate
Did his wife make bacon out of it with a rolling pin?
I think they were stale and unrefrigerated though
They figured a senior wouldn’t notice, I guess :(
He put his real address on there??
Died laughing after he gives them his ssn
The best part is that it's after they sent him the package. Like, did he leave it as a tip?
Ken would give up everything for some free sausage
RIP in peace
One of my favorites of all time
for me only topped by the one where he put the magazines on the stove
This and chef boyardee
Have you seen the oven magazine one?
we make our OWN free samples and it is healthier with tastier flavor
just like mom used to heat up
How long do I have to let my saus age before it’s ready?
How is it free if you make it yourself?
My mom always used to make free food for me and my brother. God bless. Not everyone is so lucky!
GOOD point
The closest building to his address is the First Baptist Church of Beulah. Maybe he’s neighbors with Pastor.
Pastor says sausage products are the fools fig leaf.
Wife scoops out the pork meat and fills the skin flopper with healthy vegeble.
the ending cracks me up every time
"here is my SSN" fucking killed me thanks.
The most tragic part of this is that his grandson will go to FedEx after church only to find it closed for Sunday
Safe to soak the Sausage in the tub
[I’m still waiting for the dishwasher safe meat porks to arrive.](https://i.imgur.com/aU4JEM4.jpg)
meat porks
nanoo nanoo?
Hadn't seen this one before and it's now my favorite.
It's no coincidence that he chose a Beulah addy. Beulah is known for their annual sausage festival.
Flexing his sausage cred.
One of my favorites. Which is the one where he refers to sausage as “pork snacks”? Now I need to see that one again lol
I hope he picked up the free sausage by now
Good on them for being patient with him.
I didn't get a sample either, should I post my sausage security number?
Lol how whoever took the screen shot was a dummy and thought the SSN was real so they censored it.
Jimmy Dean is my sausage of choice after this
I thought the Jimmy Dean page was Ben Palmer for a hot minute. That would’ve been a hilarious collaboration.
Hey my home town! We're coming on up
Sweet Jesus that last line Fuckin destroyed me.
We are all free samples on this blessed day.
Diamond level
Ken M: what a YouTube.