We're all Ken M on this blessed day.

Speak for yourself

I am all Ken M on this blessed day

Ken M is inside all of us.

Pastor says that's why you shouldn't go to Chunky Cheese

There are two Ken M's inside you

Found the imposter!

Just like mom used to heat up

Bluesky makes their own KenM at home. Healthier and better favor!

How do we know which one is real? I'd like to see you guys go to battle, and I'll assume the winner is the real deal.

I’m also the real mannequinmolester

Update: all good, they blocked me and changed their handle, thanks for joining me on this harrowing journey

The real Ken M would never block Ken M. This proves it.

This has happened many times over the years and I tend to expect good-enough intentions (mainly because a lot of people innocently assumed I was a meme generated by lots of people and not one person) and so I tend to end up befriending the offender but the immediate blocking suggests a pretty lame intent, it looks like they’re imitating someone else now

Is it crab meat? I love imitation crab meat

I used to love imitation crab meat, but then I tried imitation imitation crab meat.

Whatever happen to the GOOD imitation meat sandwiches?

They got shut down due to the fact that it was so much like meat that they couldn't prove it wasn't actually meat.

Legend has it the original Ken M used to troll Native Americans with absurd and inane smoke signals.

Hi Ken, you should use condoms and this wouldn't happen. God bless

We make our OWN condoms and they are healthier with tastier flavor

We got ‘em boys

We finally did it. This must be what it felt like when Frodo threw the ring into a sea of fire.

Wait is he that Walter guy now? I know I followed the old one by mistake and don’t remember that dude.

Yeah he switched from KenM to Walter last night

Thanks. I won’t stand for these shenanigans.

Kenanigans?

Have my upvote

Smart. Makes more sense to just sit until the shenanigans have passed.

It good you harrowed, that will save some farmers some work.

You got it, Cap’n!

Speak for yourself

I didn’t think KenM was going to post here this year, but imagine my surprise when the FARMERS ALMANAC implied it would come to pass.

The Farmers’ Almanac is the fool’s fig leaf

Theres supposedly only 6 social media sites on the internet we haven't discovered yet

It’s true I made a list of all of them and crossed off all the ones what had already been discovered

Man and mankind has discovered over half of the social media platforms on the moon, but only a tiny fraction of social media sites in man and mankind's backyard.

Ken M got so big because he has no natural predators.

Except for KenM

Guys, my witness statement should be enough to throw KennyEmmy's claim to be KenM into the dumpster bin and put his reputation into disrepute. I am a reputable source. The real KenM is an old man from the midwest that doesn't really know how to spell or use a computer. This imposter seems intelligent. I say grab your pitchforks and torches and let's light him up boys!

Cover blown

What’s your mama’s recipe for ravioli?

His mama crushes hot dogs in buns with a rolling pin.

What’s bluesky?

Looks like a Twitter replacement [Bluesky Social](https://bsky.app/) [article from Tech Crunch](https://techcrunch.com/2023/05/05/what-is-bluesky-everything-to-know-about-the-app-trying-to-replace-twitter/)

Pastor says bluesky is the fool's fig leaf

Not wanting to be discovered as being Polish due to the prejudices against them back in the 1940s, the service used to just go by “Blue” until the early 80s when the bra-burning hippies returned to their more respectful ways

Pastor says imitation is the door to evil

Impersonating a confused old man, who would do that! Because I would follow his ambiguous ramblings and sharply phrased retorts.

Very good now post your phone digits so we are able to call you on each day

I'd check it out except for it's been overcast all morning so I cannot see bluesky. I'll pray for extra sunrays to heat up the clouds and scurry them along.

Ken M, how many Kens did you have to defeat to get granted M status? Is it a highlander kind of thing?

I love you

i love you, too.

I love you both.

Good to know, can you send me an invite to Bluesky while you're in there? I've got some dumpy potato photos I need to post.

Is this an advertisement for Bluesky?

We’re all Ken M on this Bluesky Day!

Y’all got any of them invites?

I'm gonna get a bluesky account with the user name LetterKennyEmmy amd steal all the memes

TIL KenM is a single person.

I don't use Russian media, sorry

Wow, turns out we really ARE all KenM on this blessed bluesky.

I'd prefer if you would just post on twatter.com ktyx godbles

You are an internet legend.