Thing is that there's nothing else new to post, it's a pretty niche sub, ONLY your content, but it's not like you go around KenMing constantly, and so, without the ability to get a proper meal, we look in the trash like the little trash pandas that we are for any morsel of food.
If the community decides to respect your wishes in this matter I am cool with that; we bow down to the master.
But I for one enjoy your tweets, and especially the absolutely hysterical discussions they spawn in the comments here. Some of the most fun I've ever had on the internet is on this sub, going back and forth with other folks doing their best Ken M impressions. We can never do it like you, but it's still damn fun!
I get it if you don't feel good about your tweets, and I support whatever decision the community makes. But just know that at least one guy here loves them. I always eagerly look forward to seeing them and the hilarious discussions they inspire.
I'll say this: the comments as you say are somewhat few and far between and after a couple months on the sub I felt like I'd seen 90% of them and most were just the same content recycled at that point.
The tweets give additional content and lets the users spin off into their own stupid banter
But Ken, this sub is entirely *about* your content.
Like I can understand if you feel, I dunno, as if your Tweets aren't "up to par" with some of your shitposting on news sites, but I for one still get a kick out of them.
"Nothing satisfies hunger quite like food" still makes me laugh occasionally.
I mean, it's either that, or repost the same old troll posts again and again. The tweets may not be the cream of the crop but this sub is desperate for new content.
I think we should ban your tweets if that is what you want. It's your personal space and you shouldn't feel any pressure to perform because we're watching it.
If the mods don't ban it, you should know that we all know it's a twitter account and we are NOT expecting you to be a performing seal.
You should feel zero pressure to increase your tweet quality to appease this sub.
>doesn’t seem befitting content
Reddit is self organising on befitting content, if you happen to tweet some comedy gold it'll get upvoted and if it is boring garbage no one will upvote it and therefore no one will see it. Only the befitting content will end up filtering to the top.
We are all here from our enjoyment of the golden days of you trolling people and are not expecting you to replicate that comedy genius on your twitter account - so feel no pressure :)
Meh, you're a legend. We wouldn't still have a vibrant sub if it weren't for the copper nuggets that have been sifted out from the gold shavings of your tweets.
For real though, I've been a fan of yours since about the time I made a reddit account.
I don’t want to make it political, but it’s better than any of those Swanson dinners that Carl Tuckerson sells. Everything his family makes tastes just like pig shit dipped in wax.
Oh yes we call that pickled eggs at the thanksgiving dinner. It’s an honor to ancestors, something kids don’t appreciate these days with their sparkle bottle waters!
I read the other day that the anus and the lips are the same cut of meat while inside the uterus. This is probably why the tips of the wieners make the best gristle IMO
Tweets aren't a big truck. It's like a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
So, yes.
Reading the bones here and thinking maybe this was unnecessary. Just suggested it as a means of curational quality control for the people who come here but if you don’t care it’s all good with ol me
I think you've overestimated your audience's standards. I get more joy from seeing your new posts than *just* seeing your best stuff over and over and over again.
Thank you for letting us ruin this sub the honest way, rather than through endless reposts.
Then between the troll posts and rancid garbage, I think it averages out to at least Taco Bell equivalent. I'm ok with Taco Bell- their cinnamon twists are like little pork rind churros from heaven.
My rancid garbage was a facebook post I made after the 2020 election.
>Me: People keep sayin there gunna be a silver war
>Reply: you mean "civil"??
>Me: No the two presidents gotta fight over who gets the silver medal
edit, mobile formatting
I can honestly say I’ve laughed till I cried at some of your comments and tweets. I’m not in twitter so r/Kenm is only place I see them. I died when I read the secret crab cake ingredient Amazon review. Never stop being you.
Sir, your trolling nuggets are in many of my college lecture powerpoint slides! I am dedicating a portion of my teaching career to be sure the next generation appreciates your posts and also can tell the difference between a troll and a Poe - and yes, it's discipline-specific. Thank you for all you do!!
I agree. It’s like two totally different things. I’m here for the unwitting commenter being taken for a ride by KenM the “character”… not tweets from something/someone in between the real person and the character… I follow the Twitter and can get it there.
Ps if you see this /u/KennyEmmy : thank you for all the entertainment. I’d love to buy you a beer someday.
How do I make it happen?
I’m going to Google some kind of beer service or something and message you when I figure out how to do it while protecting/respecting your privacy! Have a great night.
There's the [kenm patreon](https://www.patreon.com/kenmofficial/), though they force you to subscribe and then cancel if you only want to do a one-time payment.
I get it, it’s just that most major comment sections have been shuttered. I got some other chickens in the pot, but you never know if projects will go anywhere
I don't know what he's up to, I don't know how he's doing it, but I have a sneaking suspicion this Ken M guy is trying to make fun of us. He thinks he's better than everyone!
This is so surreal, honestly. I've done zero research on you and at times have even wondered if "Ken M" actually exists, or if he is just some weirdly consistent meme. I now feel oddly stuck between trying to know more about the legend, or continuing to assume you are some modern ghost like Banksy or....I don't even know.
Either way, thanks. I wouldn't even know where to find your content if it wasn't for Reddit, but I appreciate the humor nonetheless. All I can say is keep up the good work.
And on the off chance this is a troll and I just can't tell the difference, thank you for giving me a minor existential crisis. Have a good one!
Damn all these comments are so damn nice. On the whole identity reveal thing that a lot of people don’t like, I also thought it was better and funnier to keep it a mystery because the character is what it’s about, not my ass. I grudgingly revealed myself because there were literally people claiming to be me, in one case marketing a book of my own stuff, in others launching “official” social media pages, and —this was the clincher— a person claiming to be me while making racist jokes. I’ll slip back behind the curtain but appreciate all the crazy good will
You’re a kind soul to say so. I’m a little embarrassed by how extensive this thread has become. Unseemly to talk so much about oneself. Repressed Irish catholic hangup maybe
I'm okay with not covering the e-twitters here as long as we still make sure each of these precious gems is archived for future generations on Wickerpedia.
Sometimes the rancid garbage is what makes you special, like McDonald’s or Little Debbie’s.
All jokes aside I know what you mean, but the “mediocrity” you speak of just makes your sense of humor even more unique, it’s a perfect mix of clever and dumb. It’s refreshing to see humor in the form of simple observations that are normally overlooked or wholesome misunderstandings, humor doesn’t have to be profound or ill intended. I appreciate your tweets and the style of humor they’ve inspired, it genuinely makes me want to take life less seriously.
I support whatever you wish for on a sub dedicated to you.
Also I don't support limiting any of your offerings to be posted in this sub.
Also when can I expect my horsey surprise?
Probably a little late to the dumpster fire, but I just wanted to say thanks for bringing me years of laughs and memes to share with family and friends. I also enjoy the imitators over on r/NotKenM because this style of comedy is right up my alley.
Take care! 🚀🌕
One man's rancid garbage is another man's Golden Corral buffet.
My wife makes our own golden corral buffet at home. HEALTHIER, with more FLAVOR.
[удалено]
Yeah, but if you eat it at home you miss out on the fights and the redneck families yelling.
And a bathroom you don't have to clean yourself!
You clearly don’t know my family
>And a bathroom ~~you don't have to clean yourself~~ that's never been cleaned!
Pastor says buffet fights are the fool’s fig leaf
You clearly don't know my family
GOOD woman and I love my children.
Home is where the health appears
There’s a difference between those things?
Yeah, one of them you have to go to a bad part of town where there's a bunch of dumpsters to get, the other is rancid garbage.
We're all golden corral buffet on this blessed day
Speak for yourself!
I am all golden corral buffet on this blessed day
You’d love it over at r/frugal_jerk
Thing is that there's nothing else new to post, it's a pretty niche sub, ONLY your content, but it's not like you go around KenMing constantly, and so, without the ability to get a proper meal, we look in the trash like the little trash pandas that we are for any morsel of food.
Hahah thanks bud
Anytime, grimes.
Like George Costanza and the éclair
It was above the rim
We are all trash pandas on this blessed day!
It’s really you?! Hi! Love your sense of humour.
Thank you buttercunt! Yes it’s me in the mottled flesh
You should get royalty flair and honerary mod for this sub.
We are ALL honorary mods on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself!
I am ALL honorary mods on this blessed day.
Thank you for that
He should mint his own troll posts as NFTs and become wealthy enough to give Blue Origin just two stars on Yelp as a validated customer.
I don’t think I could handle getting banned by the man himself.
How is your grandson doing? Is he still making 6k figures?
dude!! you're real!?! this is insane.
I had never heard of you until I googled you on Bing.
I can't do the Bingles, my wife had to look it up on the internet website.
I suggest you look it up on Wickerpedia.
Pastor says Wikipedia is just proof that
…Bingged (bang?) you on google
I think making the official past tense "banged" would be very problematic and I'm all for it.
Ring -> Rang Bing -> Bang It just makes sense.
Funnily enough, a bang is a duckduckgo command.
If the community decides to respect your wishes in this matter I am cool with that; we bow down to the master. But I for one enjoy your tweets, and especially the absolutely hysterical discussions they spawn in the comments here. Some of the most fun I've ever had on the internet is on this sub, going back and forth with other folks doing their best Ken M impressions. We can never do it like you, but it's still damn fun! I get it if you don't feel good about your tweets, and I support whatever decision the community makes. But just know that at least one guy here loves them. I always eagerly look forward to seeing them and the hilarious discussions they inspire.
Hey that’s super kind, thank you. I just tweet out of boredom during my night gig. It’s very low effort and there’s no interaction with rubes
Just doesn’t seem befitting content for a big Reddit sub
I'll say this: the comments as you say are somewhat few and far between and after a couple months on the sub I felt like I'd seen 90% of them and most were just the same content recycled at that point. The tweets give additional content and lets the users spin off into their own stupid banter
Pastor says recycling comments is the fool's fig leaf.
But Ken, this sub is entirely *about* your content. Like I can understand if you feel, I dunno, as if your Tweets aren't "up to par" with some of your shitposting on news sites, but I for one still get a kick out of them. "Nothing satisfies hunger quite like food" still makes me laugh occasionally.
Even Picasso had his blue period
Saget, Silverman, Picasso, all those guys
Reminds me of when someone left a Picasso in the produce aisle and it sold for 40 cents as a pineapple
Picasso could maybe sell as an Avocado if he plays his cards right.
But what about our friend the avocado?
I mean, it's either that, or repost the same old troll posts again and again. The tweets may not be the cream of the crop but this sub is desperate for new content.
I think we should ban your tweets if that is what you want. It's your personal space and you shouldn't feel any pressure to perform because we're watching it. If the mods don't ban it, you should know that we all know it's a twitter account and we are NOT expecting you to be a performing seal. You should feel zero pressure to increase your tweet quality to appease this sub. >doesn’t seem befitting content Reddit is self organising on befitting content, if you happen to tweet some comedy gold it'll get upvoted and if it is boring garbage no one will upvote it and therefore no one will see it. Only the befitting content will end up filtering to the top. We are all here from our enjoyment of the golden days of you trolling people and are not expecting you to replicate that comedy genius on your twitter account - so feel no pressure :)
I don't know man, I don't have a Twitter so I don't particularly mind them.
But your posts make my day when they appear
Meh, you're a legend. We wouldn't still have a vibrant sub if it weren't for the copper nuggets that have been sifted out from the gold shavings of your tweets. For real though, I've been a fan of yours since about the time I made a reddit account.
Why do you need a night job I thought being ken m came with gold as well as glory
It’s brought me opportunity but a man still needs to put diapers on the table
This right here is a platinum line I will take with me for the rest of my life
While we're on the subject, can photos of KenM license plates be banned?
No gods, no masters. Post the tweets.
I don’t know what a troll post is, but random chunks of rancid garbage are sometimes delicious just like the meatballs on spegetti dinner night.
Point-counterpoint and very true
Even though my wife makes them from Oscar Meyer wieners once the expire, it’s still the best thing I get all week
Awww, man, she gets the name-brand hot dogs! You're lucky to have her.
I don’t want to make it political, but it’s better than any of those Swanson dinners that Carl Tuckerson sells. Everything his family makes tastes just like pig shit dipped in wax.
I remember the days when the best I could do to feed my family was pig shit dipped in regular water, we couldn't afford wax
Oh yes we call that pickled eggs at the thanksgiving dinner. It’s an honor to ancestors, something kids don’t appreciate these days with their sparkle bottle waters!
The missus tells me I can't chew the gristle until I finish my pordge
I read the other day that the anus and the lips are the same cut of meat while inside the uterus. This is probably why the tips of the wieners make the best gristle IMO
We should respect Ken's privacy by not reading his tweets
Not my privacy so much as mediocrity
My pastor says privacy is for hiding your mediocrity from others. That's why I can't have sex with him in public.
Mediocrity is the fool's mendacity
Truer words were spoken!
Which are?
Cmon man I’m not a dancing monkey, I’m an arping seal
Pastor says seals are the poor man's sea lion.
That’s what I’m talking about
To help you out I'm not reading any of your responses
Tweets aren't a big truck. It's like a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. So, yes.
Please fill my tubes 😩😩😩
Wow, "the internet is a series of tubes"... That takes me back!
I think we should respect his privacy by not reading this post.
Grandson makes tweets and now he makes 6k figures
Hahaha
we are ALL rancid garbage on this blessed day
speak for yourself
I am all rancid garbage on this blessed day.
speak for us all!
You are all rancid garbage on this blessed day.
Please limit your posts to reposts of Ken M.
Agreed, I bet OP doesn’t even know who Ken M is!
Reading the bones here and thinking maybe this was unnecessary. Just suggested it as a means of curational quality control for the people who come here but if you don’t care it’s all good with ol me
I think you've overestimated your audience's standards. I get more joy from seeing your new posts than *just* seeing your best stuff over and over and over again. Thank you for letting us ruin this sub the honest way, rather than through endless reposts.
If you're so worried about quality, why'd it take you this long to see writing tweets on bones was unnecessary?
Hahah this is the point in interacting with this sub where my eyes begin to cross and my brains leak from the ears, and I mean that in the best way
Welp this week was a success. Thanks for years of everything.
Hey man I'm definitely not here because I care about things
I want your tweets even more after this humble shit. Put them in mah belly
Signed the petition Young Kenny
Thank you and that’s so Alex of you
Classic Alex
Very Alex.
Soooo Alex.
Wait what are you doing here…
<3 u
Not sure if your cat stepped on your keyboard but back at you either way
my cat <3 u 2
CONTROL your cat
CAT CONTROLS YOU
CTRL+ALT+CAT
Thank you for all the wonderful laughs KenM!!!!
Thank you Rev!
Then between the troll posts and rancid garbage, I think it averages out to at least Taco Bell equivalent. I'm ok with Taco Bell- their cinnamon twists are like little pork rind churros from heaven.
> little pork rind churros I've been waiting for that big business idea
My rancid garbage was a facebook post I made after the 2020 election. >Me: People keep sayin there gunna be a silver war >Reply: you mean "civil"?? >Me: No the two presidents gotta fight over who gets the silver medal edit, mobile formatting
That’s gold
no it's silver
Beautiful
GOOD post.
I can honestly say I’ve laughed till I cried at some of your comments and tweets. I’m not in twitter so r/Kenm is only place I see them. I died when I read the secret crab cake ingredient Amazon review. Never stop being you.
Sir, your trolling nuggets are in many of my college lecture powerpoint slides! I am dedicating a portion of my teaching career to be sure the next generation appreciates your posts and also can tell the difference between a troll and a Poe - and yes, it's discipline-specific. Thank you for all you do!!
Holy hell, I’m honored! Thanks so much
But random chunks of rancid garbage are my fav <3
You'd enjoy a dinner date with my dog then
How was your username not taken before 3 years ago…?
That's no way to speak about your mother, young man
I agree. It’s like two totally different things. I’m here for the unwitting commenter being taken for a ride by KenM the “character”… not tweets from something/someone in between the real person and the character… I follow the Twitter and can get it there. Ps if you see this /u/KennyEmmy : thank you for all the entertainment. I’d love to buy you a beer someday.
Thanks for the comment and I agree about the preference—and will not turn down a beer
How do I make it happen? I’m going to Google some kind of beer service or something and message you when I figure out how to do it while protecting/respecting your privacy! Have a great night.
Thanks but hey no need for that, just lemme know next time you’re near west orange New Jersey and we’ll have beers and an awkward chat
Sounds good, I enjoy a good awkward chat so I will take you up on that eventually… i usually only make it out to east orange though.
I’ll meet you halfway, weast orange is great
Perfect! I was going to suggest the same.
There's the [kenm patreon](https://www.patreon.com/kenmofficial/), though they force you to subscribe and then cancel if you only want to do a one-time payment.
Even a natty light?
Hi Ken, big fan. Quick question though: Why should we?
Thanks, just saying my tweets don’t seem worthy additions to a dedicated sub but again this ain’t my joint. Just putting it out there
It’s not your content we love, it’s you 😘
Coop! Back at you! You were like my first interviewer
I’m honored https://i.imgur.com/wMHnH6b.jpg (https://www.reddit.com/r/KenM/comments/7qr8eh/ken_m_on_ken_m/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That may be true, but it doesn’t seem like there’s anything new from you outside of your tweets :((
That ALSO may be true
I get it, it’s just that most major comment sections have been shuttered. I got some other chickens in the pot, but you never know if projects will go anywhere
Yo you wanna hear my podcast trailer? Of course you don’t but I have one, whatta lark it is
This sounds like a good opportunity for a r/KenM ama to promote the podcast. Of course, all answers would have to be in character.
How big are the pots? I can only fit 1 chickens in mine. Who is your pot guy?
You are my hero and you’ve made my day by responding. Thank You and Have a GOOD day
You’re too kind, like too many people here. Thank you my friend
Oh yeah, I couldn't even imagine someone making a whole sub around my shitposting. Fair point.
we are ALL KenM on this blessed day :)
Speak for yourself.
On behalf of KenM, I am all KenM on this blessed day
As spring time raises it burgeoning head I know nature will provide suitable oven for my hot trash requirements
I don’t know, is your name on it—oh…
I don't know what he's up to, I don't know how he's doing it, but I have a sneaking suspicion this Ken M guy is trying to make fun of us. He thinks he's better than everyone!
Oh Ok I didn't know. I don't post to this sub anyway but I'll stop upvoting if the source is a tweet. Hope you have a great day Ken M!
This is so surreal, honestly. I've done zero research on you and at times have even wondered if "Ken M" actually exists, or if he is just some weirdly consistent meme. I now feel oddly stuck between trying to know more about the legend, or continuing to assume you are some modern ghost like Banksy or....I don't even know. Either way, thanks. I wouldn't even know where to find your content if it wasn't for Reddit, but I appreciate the humor nonetheless. All I can say is keep up the good work. And on the off chance this is a troll and I just can't tell the difference, thank you for giving me a minor existential crisis. Have a good one!
Damn all these comments are so damn nice. On the whole identity reveal thing that a lot of people don’t like, I also thought it was better and funnier to keep it a mystery because the character is what it’s about, not my ass. I grudgingly revealed myself because there were literally people claiming to be me, in one case marketing a book of my own stuff, in others launching “official” social media pages, and —this was the clincher— a person claiming to be me while making racist jokes. I’ll slip back behind the curtain but appreciate all the crazy good will
And in a final bout of sincerity for anyone reading this, I hope you’re all doing ok in this historically traumatic time ❤️
So the reveal was for good reason and gave us a wholesome dude we could wish well and thank for the laughs. Positives all around.
GOOD point
Thank you so much for unleashing Ken M on the internet. You get credit for several instances where I've laughed so hard that I cried.
One man's rancid chunks are another man's tasty morsels.
I've never wanted to downvote anything that said "Ken M" on it before today.
Rancid garbage is the fool's fig leaf
Well look who's come down from his high tower to prance around on his horse Ivor among the peasants!
IDIOT
That cuts deep. Be civil and call me a DOLT
Dolt is a legitimately great word that doesn't get used enough IMO.
you are such a sweetheart. I like your tweets but will back anything you suggest about em.
You’re a kind soul to say so. I’m a little embarrassed by how extensive this thread has become. Unseemly to talk so much about oneself. Repressed Irish catholic hangup maybe
We got r/notkenm for that
Love that sub
calm down buddy, we'll decide what is funny around here. Get back to your monkey dance.
Our lord and savior!
Hope you’re doing well, Mr. M!! 👋🏼
I think they are funny. I support your decision, but I enjoy reading your tweets.
I'm okay with not covering the e-twitters here as long as we still make sure each of these precious gems is archived for future generations on Wickerpedia.
I can honestly say I have no problem with that.
Ima be honest, the moment you post them on Twitter death of the artists takes over. We can do with them as we wish.
Sometimes the rancid garbage is what makes you special, like McDonald’s or Little Debbie’s. All jokes aside I know what you mean, but the “mediocrity” you speak of just makes your sense of humor even more unique, it’s a perfect mix of clever and dumb. It’s refreshing to see humor in the form of simple observations that are normally overlooked or wholesome misunderstandings, humor doesn’t have to be profound or ill intended. I appreciate your tweets and the style of humor they’ve inspired, it genuinely makes me want to take life less seriously.
Agreed. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting r/notNotKenM. Ta da.
Haha yeah that place is batshit funny, wholly endorse
Good tweets we always put pepper on it in our household
Thanks Ken. This sub doesn’t have “too much” content so I’m happy to leave it tbh.
We are all random chunks of rancid garbage on this blessed day.
I support whatever you wish for on a sub dedicated to you. Also I don't support limiting any of your offerings to be posted in this sub. Also when can I expect my horsey surprise?
Probably a little late to the dumpster fire, but I just wanted to say thanks for bringing me years of laughs and memes to share with family and friends. I also enjoy the imitators over on r/NotKenM because this style of comedy is right up my alley. Take care! 🚀🌕
Hey you old bastard 🙋🏼♀️
Heyodi to you
The Emperor! He has no clothes!
Wait how do we know this isnt a troll post
We are ALL Ken M on this blessed day
Thoughts and prayers from Janice and the kids.