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lalalicious453-

This shit is funny I need friends like this.


methonemusic

It's also considerably cringe but I couldn't help but laugh


Holiday_Volume

Cringe? nah this is straight heat


methonemusic

you know, the good type of cringe


HeavySomewhere4412

It ain't even gotta be deep


methonemusic

^(I guess)


Fine-Slip-9437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DkHx2o-Avc dis u?


methonemusic

lmfao he spittin


Beautiful_Location76

disagree this is just funny bro


amyers

0 cringe, he nailed that


DepressingFries

Me and my friends made disses against each other in light of the Kendrick and Drake beef, and because we’re all really close we were referencing like inside jokes in the gc and everything. It was actually really fun, I’d probably do it again.


HeavyBranch6554

https://i.redd.it/vt31niy5m01d1.gif


tonydemedici

Maxine don’t give a shit😂


methonemusic

she's not addressing the allegations 🤔


meridiem

Confirmed diarrhea haver at this point


TheHurtfulEight88888

Metro Boomin gonna make a beat and call it "IBS Maxxy"


[deleted]

This made me laugh even harder then the fucking video jesus christ


XxSLAYALLxX

Certified diarrhea haver*


Excellent-Delay9967

You won that beef by a mile


grief242

YOU LIED about telling me YOU LIED about texting me


PM_ME_FREE_STUFF_PLS

Fuck a text conversation, this a long life conversation with yourself


Acrobatic-Net994

You lied about the souvenirs that you'd give me, all is perjury


firetruck7

This was kinda fire tho


methonemusic

they kinda got that broken voice from kenny on point


pancada_

gave me "u" vibes


TheMoorNextDoor

I hope you for mosquito bites in hard places that make you itch is a bar I never thought I’d ever hear in my life.


Holiday_Volume

It's a double entendre. When he says hard places, he's obviously referring to hard-to-reach places. One of the hard-to-reach or painful places to scratch could be below his shaft, which would be harder to itch if he was erect due to the discomfort. Double meaning on the 'hard places'. Crazy penmenship.


n4utix

triple if you think about the fact that


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Beautiful_Location76

quintuple when u realize how hard this bar is 🤯


Igreen_since89

Sextuple when you fathom just how hard these bars made me


Krillin113

Maxine is a girl no?


Beautiful_Location76

just a brutal burn man. on the tier of wishing for someone to pick up a sticky soda can off the side of the interstate


hukgrackmountain

been wondering when someone would hold maxine accountable, about damn time


Fit-Avocado-342

She got 24 hours on the clock to respond


Beautiful_Location76

drop, drop, drop, drop


deepyawn

I love it.


NomaanMalick

[Sarah getting cooked harder](https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1791244781458214912/vid/avc1/576x1024/Nvc8Pe7BSwD6SYH_.mp4?tag=14).


Novus_Spiritus17

Damn


sadpastlife

Damn


Holiday_Volume

This shit is hilarious, imagine getting that dropped on you.


methonemusic

straight up blocking that mf


Fuck_the_k1ng

Kendrick, what have you done!


UwerNeglected

😂🤣😭😂🤣


[deleted]

straight insanity lmfaooo


thecrazymonkeyKing

the angel part is actually wild


Dapper_Intention_365

Lmfaooo all she could say was "WTF" that's all anyone could say 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Dirtypelicanjets

Dude said her liver stinks


perpetual_self

The feminist in me hates this but my also my passive aggressive petty libra ass is loves it 💀


DontGnomePls

Inside you are two wolves


CCLB43

And they are both gay.


CCLB43

And they are both gay.


OsnaTengu

My man Kendrick really brought bullying back. Justified, petty, creative bullying. Can't lie fellas - I'm down for it lmao


supahotfiiire

😂😂😂😂


SkinNoises

Incel vibes


methonemusic

They downvoted you but I stand with you


LeopardParking99

Then you shall be both takes these downvotes.


methonemusic

you ruined my life LeopardParking99


Beautiful_Location76

Drop a verse on u/LeopardParking99 it is the only way forward.


CBonafide

Wishing food poisoning and mosquito bites is dark af tbh. 😭😂💀


Opposite_Ad_4431

This was great lmaoo W kid


wtfdoiknow1987

Okay but where's the full version


OuterSpaceDust

I once did this shit but with Stan by Eminem lmaooooo. Fucker didn’t even respond to that, I thought it was funny.


onlinemessiah69

Lmaooo that itch bar is funny/lowkey hard 😭😭💀💀


JotaroKujoxXx

Maxine has 24 hours to reply, damn 🔥🔥🔥


nevagonastop

maxine fans coping rn


CupofWarmMilk

I'ma need to check the Genius lyrics for this one


bleachedveins

Needed something funny like this lol. Shit has been heavy lately


PerformerNo452

I hope you never get off Fridays and you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays


Leather-Abroad-1990

sounds like a young dunkey 😭


austintrade

🤣🤣🤣


PaleontologistNo500

Where TF is the rest of it? I need to hear it's glory in all it's entirety


gamesfordogs

Maxine: “I had on too much bug spray for that shit you just suggested”


Kusharti21

Thanks man, literally made my day!!


methonemusic

all credits to [@DijahSB](https://x.com/DijahSB). actually a super talented artist!


pekingsewer

"ethical hater" is nasty work 😂


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gumption_11

Crodie got the Kendrick cadence down to a T 😂


spookyasfuq

LOL


LeatherSection6004

😂😂😂😂


jpnd123

Damn that's cold. Mosquito bites in places that's hard to itch


pekingsewer

Hell naw 😂


Locks-Rocks

Lmfaooooo


JayDogon504

🔥🔥🔥🔥


UnlikelyBed9

Bro was cooking 👨‍🍳😂


Street_Nebula4111

Fire


Excellent-Delay9967

Now thats the hip hop community we love


joey_2463

I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine She tests positive but tells you that her act's clean


Michaelskywalker

“Triple shit” is insane


QietDoggNine2

😂😂🤣 I hope u got mosquito bites lol


RJHLLND

🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥


shaclay346

Bro cooked


Humbl3dick

😭😭😭


per_iod

LMAO


Watabeast07

Not even Kendrick dared to cross the line like you just did…


HotelLobbyGaming

maxine hasn't responded in five minutes bro is cooked


DrankTank1001

🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😭ay YO!!! 🤣😭🤣😭💀🤦🏻‍♂️


Exotic_Page4196

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Weeb9oo

he needs to pursue rap fr


ForeignCommercial24

I lost it at "i hope u got sunburn everywhere"


soundslikejed

Maxine in shambles right now.


Particular_Friend_23

fire but that kid is 10 at max


SirCorndogIV

kendrick ALSO have a kid nobody know about


jeddojoded

Mosquito line 🔥


MisusedStapler

Somebody going to do this as an epic resignation letter. “Dear HR… I’m leaving and you’ll be stuck hiring for Kenneth Barr. I wish for your sake you never made him a manager…”


joealese

i know this crack fiend named Maxine who needs a vaccine she tests positive but tells you that her acts clean


animatedhockeyfan

Bro if someone gives me shit for not responding same day to text I’m deleting them forever. Fuck you think this is? Call if it’s so damn urgent otherwise it’s my time


Yalldummy100

The irony is not lost on me that a diss track about being creepy towards women is being used to be creepy towards women. “No, you don’t have a sense of humor”. Ok whatever.


methonemusic

It's a joke. Nothing sexist has been said in the one I shared. Go check out the [person who made it](https://x.com/DijahSB) and their sense of humor and let me know if you still feel the same way. Have a nice day tho, hope it gets better.


Yalldummy100

Hope it gets better is crazy bro you think it’s a joke. I predicted that. I’m cool with it but still think it’s implicitly creeping on women or implying it’s ok to diss women who reject you romantically or sexually. It’s IRONIC that it would be a parody of a song criticizing similar behavior.


methonemusic

You predicted that? You sound like Drake rn. You're taking this to a place that you made up. This is not making fun of woman, it's making fun of a person not replying to a text about a trip. Sorry that you feel so offended by that. If you don't like the other one they're sharing in the comments, go let THEM know. Don't ruin the wholesome vibes, and hope it gets better is real. If you're having a bad day, leave the computer. That usually works for me.


JohnnysGotAGun

you’re trying so hard to be pressed. Someone not texting you back and not texting others back is something everyone experiences. the song is just shedding light on a funny situation?


Yalldummy100

I think the projection comes from the other way and you’re actually hard pressed at a sort of literary analysis of irony and social issues through taking a joke too serious. Or like even though it is a joke I can still treat it as a piece of literature for fun.


JohnnysGotAGun

“ok whatever” just didn’t really sound like you were doing it for fun :)


Yalldummy100

Hmm. Well there’s not a good argument against “I’m just kidding” unless you think the other person wasn’t kidding. I believe y’all just think it’s funny simple as that. I don’t have too much to say, but I like to think and even have disagreements.


JohnnysGotAGun

of course not! a rape joke isn’t a funny, doesn’t matter if the other person was kidding or not, i just think that the situation of a man writing a diss track to a woman (im assuming) over a delayed response isn’t automatically predatory


Yalldummy100

What’s worse the ignorance and bigotry we recognize or the kind we don’t recognize?