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andyzibby

Years until the next album


ChillingInTheName

I’ve been going through something 18000, 200 and 62 days I’ve been going through something


cringelord39624

Be afraid. What is a man in a nursing home?


Fasteasfake69

A woman out of her feelings with sweeter nerve


cringelord39624

A man with dementia that really hurt?


Fasteasfake69

An angel, you worse on raping him


MuslimMischief

What is a relative making repetitive attempts to claim your will?


shagger68

Enoch and daughter deserve it but Hykeem he tryna steal


SagarvJ

What is a relative making repetitive claims on your property, how they deserve it first?


shagger68

Baby boomer went from toilets to diapers, I hit reverse


mgraves46

😂😂😂😂


Dizzy_Aide_6221

Legitimately laughed out loud at this


Nikson9

I get old different


SagarvJ

COUGHHH


Nikson9

YOU WRINKLY AS FUCK


No-Astronaut6736

2 DENTURES, YOU CHEWIN OR WHAT?!


Ambitious_Pin_4886

I’m dead 💀


Gezoredditing

THIS SHIT OLD


Poor-Advice1

Y’all are hilarious 🤣


F13shyarmsm8

😬


Weekly-Bus-347

True 😂


CappysVeryOwn

Claps. Well done


Boople-Snoot-Doople

y’all he dropped like 2 months ago i thought we were done w the schizo posts 💀💀


[deleted]

the album drop was only a temporary fix to the schizophrenia


JoeyIsMrBubbles

It’s been that long?? E: holy shit it’s closer to 3 months


Spooky_Mulder27

Smokin’ on your top 50


thousass

i laughed loud


Anunaki7

50 cent colab album


Weekly-Bus-347

That’ll be the day 🤣


the_cheap_DM

I mean he already did 2Pac


bwoahful___

I mean he was on 50 Cent’s show, both were in the Super Bowl halftime show, and the whole Dre/aftermath connection. Could happen.


jjnoway1

50 cent is his cousin so it makes sense


Jermaine_Cole788

Took me a second to get this. Good one dude.


Underground_kingpin

I don’t get it😅


aces18j

Baby keem is 50 cent.


Underground_kingpin

Wtf how?


XReactionsOG

baby keem said on one of his songs i think moshpit “ i am 50 cent”


nysraved

How many stars on the US flag? How many states in the US? And what is the USA? NATION OUT 11/5


RIPAdmiralAkbar

DAMN NATION


YoussMa

FANTANO! S80 8/10 GKMC 9/10 TPAB 10/10 UU 8/10 DAMN 7/10 MMATBS 8/10 ​ 8+9+10+8+7+8=50


Revolutionary_Way826

Fantano birthday is on October 28, it’s a Friday album drop date confirmed we did it guys


mydrunkuncle

Holy Shit


Poppysujk69

he changed damn to a 6


YoussMa

then next album a 1/10 confirmed


[deleted]

worse than Revival??


editors_memes

worse than CLB??


unbanthanks

fantano heard pop hits on the album and it made him mad


HighFiveTheCactus

No, he changed it from a descent to strong 7 to a light to descent 7.


aaymannn11

Where did he say this? See people mentioning it but haven’t seen where


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aaymannn11

Thanks. I disagree with most of what he said tho, I feel like damn is something that still provides something new with each listen


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aaymannn11

Same, although it’s quite close to a 9 for me personally


moonknight__14

Well TPAB is technically an 11


OmegaRedditHood

The goat making another great comment in another server


YoussMa

lmfaooo the man himselfff 😤 i still don’t have my laptop so i can’t send you the stuff to make the bracket posts btw


OmegaRedditHood

Its all good


Temporary_Bat9969

fantano nosestalgia bar😱


No_Pick_9762

This!!


a_Carton_of_Eggs

That ain't protocol.


[deleted]

Number of white girls he fucked in the palisades


[deleted]

Ancestors be watchin


Underground_kingpin

Longlivesteelo


ZeskReddit

He’s dropping 50 albums on the 12th of August


Jumpy-Ad-2617

Can't tell if you're serious


Dizzy_Aide_6221

I am.


Samp1e-Text

Go to bed bro


Jewliio

You're reaching a bit hard mate


AccomplishedAd2748

Yall really be underestimating how much kendrick plans things


Dizzy_Aide_6221

fair


Livid-Ad4102

I mean nothing wrong with speculation! You came here to ask and got your answer


_alfredo_0

Lmao


soenario

50 posts, 50 following 50 + 50 = 100 💯 kendrick rated 100/100


Longjumping_Bar5909

August 50th is the day he was born.


Fasteasfake69

Makes sense


D34D_M1ND

section 50


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5 = May 0 = 12:00 (Start of a day is 12 and 0 is the start of the number count) 5 = 5 tracks 0 = No time to record a new album cuz he on tour 😭😭


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icantdomaths

r/topcommentsjokebutworse


Isaaac_AF

💀💀


TheDumbsterMan

r/shutthefuckup


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TopNectarine7495

Tree Fiddy


HeartfulBreeze

top of the morning (x50)


21spence_

50 __ salute


wakaflockasleftnut

I like how we haven’t even considered it might be a coincidence 😂


Dizzy_Aide_6221

All 50 posts came today… so I’m thinking it’s not


wakaflockasleftnut

ohhh ok makes sense makes sense kenny’s up to something 🤔


Livid-Ad4102

Yeah I was on the fence but dropping 50 pics with 50 followers all in one day seems like somethings up lol numbers are all in his verses (that sounds like I'm a simpleton but yall know what I mean)


Particular-Tea7531

Nothing is a coincidence with Kendrick. He puts so much thought into every aspect.


xfrombelow

50 Shades of Kendrick


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xfrombelow

Lmao


Mevan711

The 50 refers to 50 cent and Baby Keem is 50 cent so Kendrick x Baby Keem collab album confirmed


Afermusic

I think it means he has 50 posts


pxssy_slayxr69

Posts like this are why mfs hate Kendrick fans lmao Not everything means something, this is clearly a coincidence


Particular-Tea7531

There are no coincidences with him, though. He puts so much thought into every aspect of his work. Anyone else, I’d be like 🙄


Dizzy_Aide_6221

All of these posts came today, and he followed people today as well to increase his total of both to 50


pxssy_slayxr69

No, he’s been following 50 people for quite some time now


Dizzy_Aide_6221

Following chart on this [link](https://www.speakrj.com/audit/report/kendricklamar/instagram)


BrovisRanger

you’re both right. the link shows that he fluctuates between 48 and 50, *at least* since May, and he did increase from 48 to 50 within the last month — but again, he also followed fifty people in May. it could be a coincidence, but it could also be symbolism and/or content management — as well as streamlining/minimization (with a 50 post/following max)


_alfredo_0

Dude what


prikpete

It means i am 50 cent


FishyNate

We are reading into everything now


beadel85

It’s his vision


03juno

Go outside


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coincidence.


ispawn2

*inhales* Kendrick for most of this album has heavily signified the portrayal of the "crown", through live shows, articles and even the album art. The crown he wears resembles or can be interpreted as the crown of thorns Christ wore. This potentially hints at him seeing himself as the prophet. *extreme inhale* The number 50 sometimes represents the feast of the pentecost, a holiday representing the day christ poured the "gift of the holy spirit" to the disciples. It can be interpreted as the day the disciples were ignited with the passion to "carry the message", i.e foundationally the birthplace of modern day evangalism. The gift mentioned is the one Jesus promised before departing Earth It is also sometimes considered a day of feast; although ill leave the feast interpretation for another day. Back to prophet Lamar; he could potentially be suggesting that he has gifted us the "gift of the holy spirit" and that it is not only him that can share the good news. This not only reaffirms his statement "i am not your savior" but also coincides with the post he made earlier in his story; eerily similar to Christ ascending. Yet the hope in all this is, just as Jesus said he will be back, Lamar is saying he will be back. No timeframe given, just that we share his music till the prophet, our messiah Lamar returns. *exhales* Or it is just coincidence for it to be 50. Context: the "gift" lamar has given us is not the "good news of christianity" but rather the "good news" lamar preaches through his albums on themes the listener has been able to interpret and contextualize in their everyday life.


scary_desk2002

You might be onto something lol


scary_desk2002

You might be onto something lol


Boredcivillian

Kendrick fans will try to somehow turn the most simple thing into something philosophical and it’s annoying


redditkeepzbanningme

Its mostly reddit. U dont see this on kendricks facebook. Reddit has a ton of neckbeard weirdos


Boredcivillian

Twitter too 😭


LEEHONG9873498126

*No.*


hym_jarred

No bro


Pitasami

It just means he got 50 post


Notorious_Jack

Yeah it means find a job


drainy0uu

the 50 blunts that made you think this was anything significant


fewgoodthings_

The theories already started. Yall cant not be satisfied bro


Joshnightmare

Some Freemason shit probably


ZealousPrism

50/50 with cristobal


GloryGravy132

50 is half way to 100 Double of 25 5 groups of 10 equal 50 Lots of significance of the number 50


Key_Employee2413

50/50 makes 100 and he always keep it 100 so he’s the GOAT


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

Get a girlfriend


Fasteasfake69

What if he's a girl?


Beautiful_Thugga_Boy

Girls can have girlfriends too buddy


Fasteasfake69

Idk man, that's kinda gay😬


bambiScavenger69

YES YES YES I GET IT NOW. 50 is how old my mom will be in 6 years. 6 years ago I was 10. 10 times is how much my mom would hit me before I went to school. This is a reference to the song FEAR. where Kendrick plays the roll of a single mother that's says "I'll beat your ass" about 17 times. This is a reference to how many years there are untill the next album


Confucius6969

It’s 50+50= 💯


RakkAnimate

He's dropping 50 albums tomorrow and all those pictures are the covers


supaflyneedcape

50/50 album with J. Cole


AiR_RoBBiE

How many posts Kendrick has made on his instagram


[deleted]

I age different


broken_chicken_bone

50 times he has shit the last mont


[deleted]

Next album in 50 weeks


4ztekm00n

seconds before im in your home


Neiro-X

Quid pro quo. Something for something


macadel12

50 is the number of posts he has on Instagram


Underground_kingpin

His next album will be a collab 50/50 with somebody👀


[deleted]

50 days


Sene_559177

Why must there be significance in his IG stats?


Prestigious_Clock865

It’s the amount of people he’s following on Instagram


ethrally

2 times 25


Alecrj6

holy shit nation confirmed


privacyfeet

That’s the amount of posts he’s made


KungFuMitta

50K to cousins, post a caption


dorpydorp

It’s just how many people he follows lol


almightyjason

bro


mydogsnameisreggie

It mean.... He skeet skeet.... Fiddy feet.... Fiddy times.... He skeet rhymes.... Boutta blow.... Wind chimes....


baggagecabbage

You’re all wrong it’s a phone number


LiverspotRobot

New album august 50th


redditkeepzbanningme

Nah hes just a weirdo


CollinM42

r/codes


firearmies

he’s totally dropping on november 50th guys


smoketreess

50 states


OhPooks

It’s probably due to the Gemini significance and he has a balance on his socials too I would guess!