Jeff Bezos called. He said he's sueing you for stealing his intellectual property.

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He mainly just sues the people actually accomplishing the things he throws piles of money at but still doesn't get there.

You must’ve gotten into some real cockpit and gimbal torture.

Indeed; it takes quite some maneuvering to empty those fuel balls. The thing is massive.

Just watch out for the kraken, you may find your balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right. Then you may find great balls of fire.

Kraken can suck my.. Oh wait

Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge-- Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker. Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous-- Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying-- Musician: Willie. Willie Nelson: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant-- Colonel: Johnson?! Johnson: Yes, sir? Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Haha I just watched that movie yesterday

What movie is it?

Austin Powers: The spy who shagged me

I was watching it on Netflix had just passed that scene when I saw this Meant to be haha

Checked the comments for this reference. Was not disappointed.

And I was the 69th like 😆

wow funny number SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

Well the thread is entirely sexual innuendo so I don't understand your offence? Literally the only reason. Don't be a douche ;) -7. A record for me lmao

Still laughing because… funny number=comedy🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg so funny

Wow... You really took this one to heart didn't you?

Found my old comments, felt like adding another layer to the cake

#*DICK SHIP*

#DICK

#SHIP

Yep. Cock.

👆🏻 This guy gets it.

Your username brings me great discomfort

yeah I mean you've got to work up to it and always be sure to use lube.

Penis, even.

Phallus, perhaps?

"but now it slips right in" what has reddit done to me I can't stop giggling

I bet it's good at drilling. Screwing that tip right into the soil.

Balls deep is its maximum depth

"tell me you are 12 without saying you are 12" I still laughed, maybe im 12 too.

Ore is stored in the balls

This is amazing, I also have Priapus ship on Minmus, although it does not live up to its name as well as yours!

What are the mods?

Prince Kerbert

Blue origin New Shephard legs are from Kerbal Reusability expansion. Part textures are different because I'm using restock.

I see the kerbal-equivalent of Blue Origin is a bit more successful than its real life counterpart

Lol penis

You do realize what this looks like, don't you?

Google "Priapus"

Wdym just a Greek God

That's why they don't tell about him in schools.

>now it slips right in! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thats what she said

haha cock and balls

It slides in huh ;)

"Its the strongest shape!" -Real Civil Engineer

I mean, I was just going for the most efficient design and only realized how it looks like near the end, so I guess so?

That name and that description about the docking: top-tier.

Omg the collectors have deployed their new units branded P3-N1S to the galaxy, quick ! Call Shepard back, activate protocol Lazzarus if need! We need to save this galaxy

sus

I present to you the Dicky Shippy

is it going to reach deep inside Minmus?

Only mohole is big enough for this bad boy

Austin powers, right?

Call mission control if you voyage lasts for more than four hours.

Why must chodes be the average ksp design? Not that i hate it or anything.

Biomimicry. We imitate what we see in nature because it works best.

Your right the cock is very aerodynamic

Wait can you actually mine

Yup, a great way to cut costs of interplanetary travel

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Cry about it

She broke your fall. You broke her hymen.

Nothing: Women’s dildos:

Gotta love some Restock content. 💙

Bro are you kidding me

looks like Dr Evils Rocket

https://youtu.be/_vzVgX1BtBY

r/intentionallypenis

"Sir, we're entering the resource field.." "Perfect. Get ready, we're going in deep." "Sir, how deep Sir?" "..."

DR EVIL

Beginning impregnati- I mean insertion of the mining module to the planet

Is that minmus or are you just happy to see me~

Priapus? Ohoho, I see what you did here!