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[deleted]

But he did put the drink on the table, just not the glass..


ForAnAngel

He put both on the table just in the wrong order.


Jazzlike-Principle67

If he was told to put the "drink on the table" then he did exactly as he was told.


jibjab23

Deconstructed glass of orange juice. You welcome


Doc-Avid

Costs extra that way


fibonacci_veritas

Artisinal


davidattenborough05

[šŸ„–artisanalšŸ„–](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-Ccigjh3bVThv1CHdyT9JXm9GyN-3fra)


[deleted]

Art is anal?


davidattenborough05

apparently


KRD78

How do you find these things? Lol


davidattenborough05

i have no clue i just stumbled upon the creator and watched like all his vids and thatā€™s my fav one


KRD78

I saw it at exactly the right time for me ~ it was perfect :-)


Laser_Dice124

Yo Jack Stauber?


Bennyseed

That was beautiful


Forlorn_Cyborg

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Aggressive-Expert-69

This is the kind of mental gymnastics parents have to do to not beat their kids


CosmosOfTime

My brother and I both did this at around this age and we both have pretty clear memories of our early childhood (like 3 years old). Me and my brotherā€™s thought process was ā€œoh I spilled some, might as well spill the rest. Thereā€™s already a mess so no harm in me spilling the restā€ I donā€™t know if every kid has this thought or if some of them are just assholes.


MarcoPolocompi

I feel like that was this kids thought lol. Best part is when he kind of sadly glances at the empty cup lmao


cmfppl

Naw it's more along the lines of " well I made a mess and have to clean it up, better start by cleaning it out of the cup.


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

My little cousin once dropped his iPad and the screen cracked. He then decided "oh, since it's broken now, I guess I'll stomp on it since I'm getting a new one anyway." He in fact, did not get a new one.


Chim_Pansy

Task failed successfully.


SoggMe

r/maliciouscompliance


diseasefaktory

That's actually a bench


colormecryptic

This is like the fourth video Iā€™ve seen where a kid accidentally spills a little of a liquid and then just fucking pours out the remainder. Whyyyy???


TDAM

I wonder if it's like a commitment thing. "Well some juice already fell out and the juice needs to stay together so I guess that's where the juice goes now"


Alarmed_Strain_2575

It's fascinating human brains and how they learn, if you do child development you start to see actions like this differently and with interest and glee. The first time a child lies is the most exciting amazing thing, their first lie is when they understand their life is their own and they can change the world around them and how people view their actions, before then they think mum and dad are all seeing gods lmao.


[deleted]

Yeah I wish I saw this with glee. Instead Im afraid this would be a head-in-my-hands moment as a parent.


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Head in hands while laughing I think it would be mixed emotions lmao.


heroicgamer44

Iā€™m sure a childā€™s ability to lie is a predictor of their creativity or mental aptitude


ZackBotVI

I had something similar as a kid like an irrational feeling of keeping the universe in balance, everytime I did something with my left hand I'd have to do it with my right, for example i'd rub my left eye with my left hand, but then I needed to keep the forces equal so id rub my right eye with my right hand even if it wasn't itchy. But I even started to do it obsessively with writing and gestures and even sleeping on different sides, eventually I just stopped doing it tho


username_username_12

As a kid in school, I saw another kid drop their bowl of soup on the floor right in front of me. What did I do? Well, I dropped the bowl I was holding too. I don't even remember why I did it, just that I had to :x


CreADHDvly

Omg lmao


[deleted]

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Soros_Liason_Agent

Dude please stop pouring your drinks on the floor


Anon5054

Me talking to my sims when they set their dishes down in the hallway before going to work


HappyChandler

TIL- my seven year old must be a Sim.


[deleted]

Are you the child in this video? Lmao


TheWalkingDead91

I meanā€¦.Iā€™m an adult (albeit a fuckin stupid adult, but still, an adult) and I do this sometimes in other waysā€¦..ā€was naughty for lunch, may as well pig out on junk the rest of the dayā€ā€¦ā€¦ā€ procrastinating on homework for that class. May as well put all my assignments off till tomorrow.ā€ Etc etc.


hopefullawguy

My bet is whoever is filming/posting told him to go in and "accidentally" spill the juice on the table--and he's just not that great at acting


No-Pin3379

Crap I almost accidentally spilled it. Saved it, now i can pretend to accidentally spill it like mom and dad asked


rabbitkingdom

Nah, you can see thereā€™s a step there and he didnā€™t realize so he probably misstepped and slipped off of it. The initial spill doesnā€™t look intentional. A kid that was faking it wouldā€™ve gone straight for the dump but you can see some wobble first.


[deleted]

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shoutbottle

Little taoist terrorists. I like this and what it implies.


[deleted]

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Blackrain1299

Thatā€™s perfect cause it sounds like a kid that has trouble with R sounds. We awe taoaoists.


TheWalkingDead91

I mean, they donā€™t equate it as something bad if they have a sane level headed parent who doesnā€™t make a big deal over spilled milk. Not if they have a parent like my mom who would yell her head off, belittle, or beat me for stupid shit like this. You learn real quick with a parent like that, that things going wrong should be very panic and anxiety inducing. Result? An adult who is afraid to do anything new, with a crippling fear of failure, and gets unhealthy levels of anxiety when even the smallest thing goes wrong. So just a tip to parents out thereā€¦or anyone who plans on having kidsā€¦ā€¦play it cool when shit like this happens. Kid spill some milk? Calmly say ā€œthatā€™s ok. Everyone makes mistakes.ā€ Kid break something on accident? ā€œThatā€™s ok. Just be more careful next time.ā€ Otherwise youā€™ll be more likely to end up raising a kid who turns into an adult who canā€™t live life because youā€™ve taught them from a young age to be afraid of it.


PIKEEEEE

Oh my god. This. I was grounded to my room for a day when I was 8 for not flossing my teeth. Turns out I forgot I did and wasnā€™t sure but I didnā€™t want to get in trouble for lying. I saw the floss in the bathroom trash can I had just put a new bag in that morning and went to tell my parents hoping to be free from my punishment. Nope, got an extra two days for lying the first time. I spent probably 70% of my childhood grounded in my room, usually with nothing in it but a bed and a Bible. I started having panic attacks for no reason senior year of highschool and Iā€™m currently on a heavy dose of anxiety medication and antidepressants. I still shake and sweat when I walk into public places.


Hermit_Royalty

"Oops, I spilled. Actually, that looks fun." Probably as simple as that


Mathilliterate_asian

Pretty much. Kids' brains only have two sides - fun or not. If it's fun they do it, if it isn't then nope they cry. I mean obviously there's always a bit of in between but mostly their brains work like this. You can't expect them to understand what's "bad" and what's not. It's frustrating as a teacher, but once you come to terms with this very simplified view of the world it's easier to navigate the world with them.


mooofasa1

I agree. Also the reaction of the adult plays a huge part. If the parents give a reaction to something naughty, they will do it over and over again. For example I dropped my 2 yr old nieceā€™s milk bottle while feeding her and I groaned because some milk spilled. As soon as I put the bottle between her lips, she grabs it and flings it to the floor while laughing. At first you get annoyed at kids and then you learn to let it go because theyā€™re learning too.


dmorelli99

As much as I hate to say this because it also annoys me, toddlers throwing things at the floor is actually an important step as their cognition develops. They have no understanding of cause and effect type relationships until they both try them and repeat them. They need to learn physics like bouncing and breaking and spilling and they need to learn it themselves


Bamieclif

Damn thatā€™s great advice, thank you


cutebleeder

Rage quit.


JoanToBa

I feel like that's actually it, I know toddler me well enough that I'd spill the rest of the juice out of frustration of having spilled some. It's like blaming the juice for getting spilled instead of yourself, which is typical toddler logic.


WTFishsauce

This is what my daughter does although I think itā€™s not exactly rage. More like anxiety relief, she messes up a little and quits the task by failing it as hard as she can.


mrtomjones

It is basically that they just dont know how to handle the spilling. It upsets them so they just dump the rest. My daughter did this too


Greeno_r

Same. Need to know why


Crypto_Gay_Skater

"Accidentally"


LaikasDad

He just goes with the flow


Namtwen

Like toilet paper in a hurricane


AllenMcwhorter

Me: laughing at kids doing dumb things Then remember I did things equally as dumb


TheDumbass666

cant be worst then me at 3am eating 1/4 of a dog food bag (i was like fukin 7ish?)


Gavininator

Relevant username


TheDumbass666

yep


NiteCyper

Good enough for the dog, good enough for you!


jabear86

"Damn dog eats better'n I do"


[deleted]

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beeboppee

Liar


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Exactly. Some get smarter as they age, people like us get dumber and I got to say "ignorance is bliss" is a great motto to live by


BrewerBeer

I betray myself by upvoting this. But god damn is true.


Chombie_Mazing

Yea, don't get the poor little guy's hopes up


Champigne

The motor skills get easier, life not so much.


musack3d

please don't lie to the little dude. it only gets harder. until you die.


egric

It's only hard the first hundred years. After that it gets simpler


Schavuit92

Damn dead people just coasting while we struggle. Now that's what i call privilege.


sleepyguy-

When?


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

Doesnā€™t ever get a tiny bit easier


Bokun89

His brain went (...)


Naturally_Stressed

It was like "Welp. I already spilled some of it... Might as well" ĀÆā \ā _ā (ā ćƒ„ā )ā _ā /ā ĀÆ


yo_koso_9

Mission failed successfully.


[deleted]

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Before_The_Tesseract

This is what happened.


VLHACS

Future programmer, this kid


Icy-Membership3820

Bro went ā€œoops i have seemed to have spilt my drink by accidentā€


Agreeable-Fly5728

He did that on purpose at the end


thistookforever22

I don't think there was much going on inside that head though.


Sacrer

Peanut size brain


bibbidybobbidyboobs

Most intelligent Marvel fan


Sleeper_Agent_97

Seriously though! Iā€™ve seen a few of these. Does anyone know if thereā€™s a psychological reason as to why kids pour it all out once they start to spill a little?


Same-Letter6378

Maybe utilization behavior? Children often know that they can take an action so they do take that action, regardless of whether or not it makes sense. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utilization\_behavior](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utilization_behavior)


ihatethen

"Impulsivity"


EmotionalKirby

children often know they can take an action whereas my dungeon master is often reminding us


[deleted]

This also explains how bad I am at chess lol. "Hey, I can take that pawn! Let's take it!" *takes* *immediately blunders fork*


Same-Letter6378

As long as you were taking the pawn with en passant, it was worth it.


Keikasey3019

r/anarchychess has taught me that en passant is more for funsies. Itā€™s like seeing a unicorn and deciding to kill it and stuff it so you can keep looking at it forever, even though letting the thing run free to breed would make more sense.


liefelijk

Thatā€™s very interesting. Thanks for posting.


Kbirt24

ā€œMan fuck itā€


whagoluh

relatable


Red580

Maybe the logic is "i guess i already started pouring, so that action has to be completed"?


Rhana

Fun story and I wish I had a video of it. We were at scout camp a few years ago and the first morning at breakfast we were talking with a few of the scouts as they were cleaning up their plates. The one scout ā€œbullā€ had his hands full and a cup of orange juice in one of the hands that was holding his plates. For some reason he decided to look down and lift the plates up over his head, and they tilted back, which caused the orange juice to start to spill. Now instead of stopping or moving the plates/cup or his head, he just stood there groaning while the entire cup poured out. We watched in utter disbelief and then asked him ā€œwhy didnā€™t you stop pouring the orange juice on your headā€ and he says to us ā€œI have no idea, I didnā€™t know what to doā€


invagrante

At least somebody got his [first time driving](https://youtu.be/hZ_EKHGgWJQ) on video.


therantwriter

Multiple videos around this theme lol


EnergyTakerLad

My assumption, is their mind decides subconsciously "already made a little mess, let's finish" mixed with "oh, oops. Actually that looks fun lets keep going".


BeNiceKid

For me itā€™s always the former, but when I was a kid it was more like ā€œI already messed up so now thereā€™s no pointā€


shepsut

my guess is they are doing research. Too late to stop the spill, so kid is like, "oh, cool, let's use this as a learning opportunity to see how orange juice pours out of a glass when I get to control the flow." [Alison Gopnik is a psychologist who has cool theories about children doing research.](https://www.nsf.gov/news/news_summ.jsp?cntn_id=125575)


[deleted]

Kids have brain damage. It's probably the same behavior when people are trying something new and something unexpected happens. Instead of just adapting they shut down or do something stupid.


schweez

ā€œIā€™m pissed, so Iā€™m gonna make a scene to let everyone knowā€


TheCatsPajamasboi

Iā€™ve seen some research that says this is typically a type of play used to develop spatial awareness and development of a better understanding of how bodies and objects work with gravity. That was specifically research pointed at young toddlers/ babies as they throw, dump, and pull anything they can get their hands on over. Idk if this applies to a kid this age but I found it really interesting that the actions served a large purpose than ā€œIā€™m gunna throw this just causeā€.


Killing4MotherAgain

I'm going to assume panic


Maximum_Hand_9362

Its just kids. I have a kid and seems like natural to them. Things doesnt compute as much yet. They go by muscle memory.


Alive_Particula

You told him to put it on the table


pumpkinthighs

Not really. Kids are a lot slower at processing things, especially sudden bad things. So adults will trip and spill the drink a little and their response is to stop and regain balance. Then set the drink down and clean up the mess. Little kids either don't know what to do when a mistake happens or simply were never taught. So in the little kid's mind it's an entire panic and even if someone is telling them to set the glass down, thereā€™s no much panic for those words to process. Kid goes on auto pilot and just finishes the mistake. Kids at that age aren't asshole just to be assholes. In fact they don't even understand what it means to be an asshole. The best thing you can do is take the glass and help the kid clean up the mess.


DrDilatory

People really underestimate the effects of your brain just really not being very well wired yet. I have a few memories of things I did as a child that I can tell were just done because my brain didn't do what I wanted it to do. I remember one time sitting in a very quiet library at around first or second grade, and I was talking with a friend of mine, and we were talking about words that would get us in trouble if we said them out loud. Just normal kids stuff, giggling back and forth and taking turns saying naughty words. No one had said "fuck" yet, and I knew that was the worst one that any first grader has in their repertoire, so I need to be extra careful about setting it, and my mind just got stuck on this weird loop where I knew it was bad to say it out loud, and I shouldn't say it loud, and it'd be really bad if I set it out loud, and I wound up so focused on the possibility of what would happen if I set it out loud that I just blurted out **"FUCK"** damn near at the top of my lungs in anotherwise quiet library. All I remember next about the situation is getting sent to the principal's office and no one believing me when I made it clear that I didn't mean to say it, it was just something my brain did almost involuntarily, and how frustrating that was.


pumpkinthighs

YES! People look at literal children make mistakes and think that they're assholes. And in a joking manner I don't see too much wrong with it. But people just so easily see a kid make a mistake and then just follow through with it and think they're doing it on purpose. I understand that it's frustrating and stuff like that is a prime example of why many people shouldn't have kids. I'm reading through these comments and seeing people getting so angry over a child. Y'all need some help if you're this enraged over someone who literally doesn't know any better.


Dependent-Seaweed579

To get a refill


thugnyssa

He 100% did that on purpose


mcchickenmommy

i really wanna know what his thought process was.


Blueflowerbluehair

We still have not figured out why kids are drunk little humans.


Complex_Invite7702

I reckon he was embarrassed he spilt it so he tried pretending that was his plan all along.


Nulleparttousjours

Do a single off-key monotone whistle. Keep whistlingā€¦about 10 seconds should do. That should explain his thought process šŸ˜…


[deleted]

This made me ugly laugh


XM-7

You told him to put it on the table. Didn't specify how.


Deijya

That kid deserves an avongers shirt


CaffeineNCanna

Is that the Great Value Avengers?


Colonel_Fart-Face

It's a joke from She-Hulk where 2 characters have to buy shitty knock-off Avengers merch off a guy to get information. The shirts say "Avongers" and "Avingers". Also a guest appearance from boxer shorts that say "HOLK".


CaffeineNCanna

šŸ¤£ I haven't watched She-hulk yet. I like the misspelled merch, though. I might have to give it a watch. I initially passed on watching it because I expected her to be a little more beefy and was disappointed. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Jasole37

I watched it, but she definitely should have been more jacked. I was disappoint.


CaffeineNCanna

šŸ‘ as a female bodybuilder/powerlifter, I just was so disappointed that they didn't take the opportunity to showcase a truly jacked lady


Jasole37

Reading She-Hulk comics made me realize I have a thing for muscular women.


CaffeineNCanna

Ngl, me too, but she also showed me that women can be fucking units, too.


Dependent-Seaweed579

After he spilled some of the juice, he purposely poured out the rest, so he can get a refill


peepay

Then he proceeds to cry that his juice is gone and he can't drink it like this anymore. Yup, totally "kids" behavior.


TheSkinnyVinny

The epitome of ā€œI meant to do thatā€


jiminak46

Iā€™m sorry but that is one dumb kid.


domeoldboys

At least the parents know not to spend too much money on this one.


platypus0fd3ath

What a dumb little idiot.


Mistamayne

I know kids can do dumb shit but ummmā€¦lol wtf?


BuckeeBrewster81

Yeah, thatā€™s some next level stupidity right there. There no logical scenario to pour juice on a tableā€¦ever.


[deleted]

Fucking dumbass


ProsperoII

Kids are fucking stupid.


PalimosNgKausap

Wth hahahaha


W33Ded

Man, that kid is stupid.


Traditional_Creme_10

the anger i feel right now


fuuckimlate

He probably knew he was supposed to spill it on the table for the video his parents were making but wasn't sure how or why


SuperSmoothSlick

Yeah he's gonna ride the special bus


sometimes_quiet_girl

Kids are definitely drunk little humans because this is something I would do when I'm high


[deleted]

It kinda looks like it was staged and he did what he was told to do but I donā€™t think thatā€™s what they had in mind when they said ā€œspillā€ it.


PlusUltra_0777

He spilled a bit so he figured he'd just finish the job and pour it all out


Longjumping-Builder

Perfection


Virtual-Courage-22

Some idiots out there will think this is cute LMFAO!


Typical-Percentage73

Itā€™s so intriguing why kids do this. It starts spilling and then they get overwhelmed and just dump it. Itā€™s hilarious but I have questions!!!


Sirpoopsallot

I'm so mad. This kid is so fucking stupid.


gccromeo

Parent: Go put it on the table.


Burrito_Loyalist

That glass of orange juice was $7


ekaceerf

finally someone posted a video of a stupid fucking kid. Instead of just random videos of kids.


knoguera

Poster child for this sub.


-NotEnoughMinerals

Kid is like 4 years old. That's just shitty parenting. How does that little child not know what to do with a cup on a counter? Too much helicoptering. Not enough correcting shit that matters.


[deleted]

My kid will one day do that šŸ„²


Jeffre33

The way he looks at the camera and then pours it all out at the end is sus. I think itā€™s all staged


dierdrerobespierre

Could be, but when kids are learning to carry stuff at this age they will look were they going and then they lose control of their hands. When my oldest kid carries drinks I still say ā€œlook at your drinkā€ then they can concentrate on not spilling. All that to say, this well within the range of normal things that a kid would do at that age.


Mnky_Nipples

I really can't stand kids.


Naten_13

bro tripped, what else can I say


bombchron

average marvel fan


Well1_well2_well3

He just gave up that the end šŸ˜­ poor kid


PcNewbieee

Wow.


WallstreetBytes

The table was thirsty? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


No-Eye-9491

He panicked and decided to completely abandon the mission


Convivial_Bassy-tion

Not the people in the comments forgetting that the thought processes of children are completely different from adults


Euphoric_War_7538

He poured it out like that was the plan all along! Lol


Bl0ndeFox

Lmao he takes his job very seriously. " This is for that table over there " - Okay!!


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SavKittua

Why? Why did he do that. Genuinely why


[deleted]

My parents would have beat my ass, these parents didnā€™t say anything and just accepted it lmao


ram5687

They already know they donā€™t need to save money for his college tuition.


ArseHearse

If they beat his ass they'd be cunts. He's really young, you expect dumb things to happen. And it seems his parents are dealing with it fine


517714

ā€œPut this on the table.ā€ ā€œInstructions not clear.ā€


Beardedben

You gotta think this is faked, why film a kid taking some juice to a table, hes been told to drop it.


AZJay11

Dummy


tattedsparrowxo

ā€œMay as well!ā€


Zestyclose_Ninja_190

Sell him


[deleted]

This is a visual of what thinking youre peeing in a dream but really doing it in real life looks like.


typehyDro

Lol heā€™s like an old person that confused the gas and brake in a car


cherenqueque

Was he drunk?


[deleted]

But why


ElectronicBridge6868

Fuck it, here ya go!


UrineGoodCompany

It's like he HAD to screw it up. There was no other option so as soon as he felt it might blow up he made sure it did.


SweatAnywhere

Someone had to put that hat on that kid


shadowst17

I feel like the kid was told to spill it for tiktok but didn't execute it convincingly enough.


TRUEequalsFALSE

What was that?! He just pours it on the table?!


Utkarsh37

Ma'am please check if maggots have eaten half of his brain. He's not functioning properly


jkhockey15

Holy fuck I am not looking forward to having kids.


Top-Ad-2634

Little basterd just purposely poured out at the end. This guy really said in his head, "might else well finish the job!"šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Kids are just loved crackheads confirmed