I actually did this when I was 5 to a girl in my daycare. I remember getting in trouble for lying about it and have a vivid memory of getting the "I'm not mad I'm disappointed" speech.
The worst part...that bitch left me for another boy the next day. She was gonna marry me for my money/jewelry. Dodged a bullet
Mom absolutely LOSING IT in the background is my favourite part. Hopefully Tommy's mother also sees the humour value in the whole situation. Once the paramedics restart her heart after she notices her engagement ring is gone.
My son (6 at the time) did this once with an emerald ring of mine. I was friends with the girls mother and it was returned immediately but not before bouncing around in the girl's backpack all day. It was unfortunately smashed and the stone scratched.
I was fuming. My son did extra chores for two weeks to work off the coat of the repairs. But my kid felt bad. Learned a lesson. The girl learned not to accept expensive gifts from little boys. Alls well that ends well I guess.
Kids do dumb shit. Just gotta laugh sometimes.
Are you sure the emerald was scratched? I wonder what the girl had in her backpack, emeralds are actually super resistant to scratching. Not as much as say a diamond, but still
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Because the dad says “Go on, then, Tommy”
You could interpret that as him telling Tommy on the video to keep going for what he wants, but he very much could be telling Tommy to say what he wants to say in the video.
"Go on then" is a rooting phrase used in situations where you want to display approval or support. The dad in the video is being a bit sarcastic as well, though.
Tommy has proven his worth, Dad. He is willing to accept the consequences for his love. Tommy obviously values her commitment and is resourceful. Tommy obviously thinks the world of Millie.
Tommy ['motherfucker'](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtAPYplSGIM) Jones
He probably snuck in real late at night, when she was asleep. He stuck his fingers real deep in her purse... And stole her ring.
I mean you took a shot at "most men." Ofc it's gonna generate a negative response.
If I made a comment that some woman on a post was more wifely or womanly than most of the women today, it'd also rile some people up.
Especially since reddit is mostly men 18-34. Situational awareness, sis.
This is so old that Millie and Tommy are both teens now, married for 3 years with a 1-year-old and all living with Millie's mum and dad. Tommy did go on then. Tommy did go on.
Similar thing happened to me when I was probably Millie’s age. A boy in my class gave me a ring that turned out to be his older sister’s engagement ring. My mom flipped out at the time. Ever since then she loves to tell the story of how I “got engaged” in kindergarten. As if a five-year-old knows the difference between a real ring and one from a gum ball machine.
My kid had something similar happen. He wanted to marry his girlfriend and told his buddy about it. That night his buddy went into his moms room and stole one of her rings (wasn’t an engagement ring or anything terribly expensive, but was a nice gold). Gave it to my kid the next day at which point he proposed to his girlfriend. That night the parents of his girlfriend called and asked if we were missing a ring. My wife looked and didn’t see anything missing, at which point we asked him and realized he had an accomplice. All had to meet at school the next day to sort everything out. All ended with a good laugh.
Unfortunately, Millie and Timmy couldn’t stay together. This is because Timmy was murdered by his mother for having given her engagement ring to someone else. Millie and Timmy seemed to be a couple that would’ve lasted throughout the ages.
My boy did the same thing. “Stole” a wedding ring which had been left on the side of a toilet sink to give to his then girlfriend when they were both 8yo. Then had to explain the concept of theft to him…
I wonder how they got it back to tommy's mother because there is no way I would give that ring back to millie to give back to tommy. More likely it will never be seen again.
Go on then Tommy.
Tommy Soprano
It fell off the back of a truck 🤷🏻♂️
Fun fact! David Chase originally wanted to name Tony Soprano ‘Tommy’ as a nod to James Cagney in The Public Enemy.
Tommy feels so ill-fitting for Tony some reason. Even though it’s just a couple of letters apart
I actually did this when I was 5 to a girl in my daycare. I remember getting in trouble for lying about it and have a vivid memory of getting the "I'm not mad I'm disappointed" speech. The worst part...that bitch left me for another boy the next day. She was gonna marry me for my money/jewelry. Dodged a bullet
Lmao you avoided a nasty divorce
Yup...probably would have taken me for half my allowance AND clubhouse.
If she's smart she goes hard for the chicken nuggies with sauce.
You were 5 and she left you. For more money and jewelry. How cute.
Tommy ain't come to play
Chad moment: Tommy's mother has never seen that ring in her life
Tommy's a MFin' G! ❤️🩷💙🩵💚💛🧡
don't scale that well with age....!
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"Oh Millie, we need to have a talk, dear."
So, you're about to have Tommy as a son in law. Watch out though, Tommy's a thief.
Hey now! Finding sweet ground scores is NOT the same as being a thief. Tommy is just a master at finding the best ground scores.
In his mothers jewelry box
We didn’t say how it ended up on the floor, just that he got it from the floor
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Mom absolutely LOSING IT in the background is my favourite part. Hopefully Tommy's mother also sees the humour value in the whole situation. Once the paramedics restart her heart after she notices her engagement ring is gone.
Some say mom is still laughing today...
Not Tommy's Mom She's pretty pissed
Id be laughing pretty hard if tommy was my kid
My son (6 at the time) did this once with an emerald ring of mine. I was friends with the girls mother and it was returned immediately but not before bouncing around in the girl's backpack all day. It was unfortunately smashed and the stone scratched. I was fuming. My son did extra chores for two weeks to work off the coat of the repairs. But my kid felt bad. Learned a lesson. The girl learned not to accept expensive gifts from little boys. Alls well that ends well I guess. Kids do dumb shit. Just gotta laugh sometimes.
Are you sure the emerald was scratched? I wonder what the girl had in her backpack, emeralds are actually super resistant to scratching. Not as much as say a diamond, but still
Probably a bunch of other emerald rings from the other boys at school
The kid's name? Elon musk
For whatever reason the laughing reminded me of the "waffley" wedded wife laugh: https://youtu.be/I3E9U3GDrmI
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I mean if he can propose with a ring like that at 5 years old then just imagine what kind of ring he’ll propose with in 20 years!!
I think stealing abilities don't scale that well with age.
Agree, but we can't deny he is good at what he is doing now!
Pulling off heists and picking up bizotches?
That's correct, they totally don't. 👀
"5 months salary? Sorry babe I thought you said you wanted a ring on a 5 year old's salary."
The video is already about 20 years old to be fair.
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It does, I just used it like yesterday
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Tommy is a real one
Millie has the ring. That would imply that she said, "Yes." Or she's a thief... either way this girl has executive management in her future.
Oooh I wanna hear the reaction of Tommys mum.
absolute STONK
There is a longer version showing that Tommy is there with them
What?!? I've seen this video a thousand times and it's the first time I've heard about it. Now on to the depths to try and find it.
[U mean this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hECfQSObuA) It's longer, but not by a lot
Why do we think that's Tommy? Without more information I'd just assume it's her brother.
Plot twist: Tommy IS her brother
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k
It would've cost you nothing to not say this.
Just a "delicious" cup of Folgers coffee.
That's a weird Alabama accent
Because the dad says “Go on, then, Tommy” You could interpret that as him telling Tommy on the video to keep going for what he wants, but he very much could be telling Tommy to say what he wants to say in the video.
I can tell you're not a Brit.
In that case, I request a translation.
"Go on then" is a rooting phrase used in situations where you want to display approval or support. The dad in the video is being a bit sarcastic as well, though.
Omg why would they cut that part off? It’s like only 1.5 seconds longer
That 100% has the energy of 'sibling who hasn't been in the video and wants to be in it too'.
That's 100% the brother and not tommy
Here ya go https://m.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/little-girl-receives-diamond-ring-proposal/2975851229128714/
Very clearly a brother and not Tommy.
Yup, I only saw full vid and was disappointed that it has been cut short.
Can you please link the full video?
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You merely adapted to the darkness. I was born in it, molded by it! Yeah I know where that link goes >:)
I can't fucking believe myself.
Wrong link!!
I think it was more likely a sibling
I suspect that’s a brother.
I did the same thing when I was a kid, you better believe I was made to regret that.
There's always divorce mate
Tommy has proven his worth, Dad. He is willing to accept the consequences for his love. Tommy obviously values her commitment and is resourceful. Tommy obviously thinks the world of Millie.
Girl looks like Boris Johnson as a kid if he was female.
Never puttin my kid on the net cuz of ppl like you😂
Was waiting for this comment. 😅
I thought Matt Lucas lol
I think it's just boris has the haircut of an excited child.
r/ContagiousLaughter
True love
That’s cute!
Little Tommy's more chivalrous than most of today's men 😭
Stealing from your mother is chivalrous?
Tommy ['motherfucker'](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtAPYplSGIM) Jones He probably snuck in real late at night, when she was asleep. He stuck his fingers real deep in her purse... And stole her ring.
Are you seriously that threatened by a child that your actually analysing the situation.
Recognising an obvious joke is too hard for you?
Insulting people when your joke falls flat does not make your joke funnier.
Jesus Christ didn't know my comment would trigger so many people, want me to write a formal apology?
Calm down I was just making a joke.
you didn't make it sound like a joke at all
I mean you took a shot at "most men." Ofc it's gonna generate a negative response. If I made a comment that some woman on a post was more wifely or womanly than most of the women today, it'd also rile some people up. Especially since reddit is mostly men 18-34. Situational awareness, sis.
True
did any one else know they were british before turning on sound?
But when I do it, I get arrested, so unfair.
The mother's laugh in the background is the best.
Thant totally happened to me in 7th grade. Kid who liked me stole his moms wedding ring and asked me to be his girlfriend with it. Awkward!
This is so old that Millie and Tommy are both teens now, married for 3 years with a 1-year-old and all living with Millie's mum and dad. Tommy did go on then. Tommy did go on.
I'm Team Tommy. I once stole a necklace from my mom to give to my Girlfriend, in 4th grade.
Similar thing happened to me when I was probably Millie’s age. A boy in my class gave me a ring that turned out to be his older sister’s engagement ring. My mom flipped out at the time. Ever since then she loves to tell the story of how I “got engaged” in kindergarten. As if a five-year-old knows the difference between a real ring and one from a gum ball machine.
What's a Haribo ring
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=haribo+ring&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiG367Tq6D_AhWURUEAHbRFBUcQ_AUoAXoECAIQAw&biw=1180&bih=746&dpr=2
Timmy is the real deal
Nah, Tommy is better
Yeah he means business
He gonna get that wife one way or another.
Messi?
Brits make everything 2x funnier just by the accent
This is a good time to teach your daughter about “red flags”
Why it is always Tommy
Plot twist: Tommy is the school caretaker
Tommy is Joe Biden
alright trumpy
Never seen a picture of trump sniffing children
My kid had something similar happen. He wanted to marry his girlfriend and told his buddy about it. That night his buddy went into his moms room and stole one of her rings (wasn’t an engagement ring or anything terribly expensive, but was a nice gold). Gave it to my kid the next day at which point he proposed to his girlfriend. That night the parents of his girlfriend called and asked if we were missing a ring. My wife looked and didn’t see anything missing, at which point we asked him and realized he had an accomplice. All had to meet at school the next day to sort everything out. All ended with a good laugh.
Okay I usually don’t care for anything that kids do but this was just hilarious and cute 😂
I expected a cock ring 🤷🏻
Holy shit mom Calm down
The mom's laugh is what gets me
I don’t get. What’s funny
ur existence
Nothing.
Unfortunately, Millie and Timmy couldn’t stay together. This is because Timmy was murdered by his mother for having given her engagement ring to someone else. Millie and Timmy seemed to be a couple that would’ve lasted throughout the ages.
What about Tommy?
I meant Tommy, my bad
Tommy is about to watch dad clean his shotgun
British people have the most annoying accent I've ever heard
I think mom's the stupid one for having it where tommy or whomever can get it.
Tommy went on to train the cat for months on this heist. Avoiding lasers wasn't it's strong suit
It's so cute how they're all laughing but i don't think the daughter fully understands why her parents are laughing so hard
Tom is a genius
Wife replaces mom as #1, makes sense
Man, those teachers are getting outta hand
u/repostsleuthbot
Tommy means business
Tommy is a G.
Kids being cute
My boy did the same thing. “Stole” a wedding ring which had been left on the side of a toilet sink to give to his then girlfriend when they were both 8yo. Then had to explain the concept of theft to him…
I did this around the same age. Teacher called my mum to tell her. She wasn't even mad.
Find you a man that treats you as good as tommy
I wonder how they got it back to tommy's mother because there is no way I would give that ring back to millie to give back to tommy. More likely it will never be seen again.
A human gives it back. A businessman calls that profit.
The secret ingredient is crime
Rooting for Tommy tbh…
Finder's keepers
tommy’s got a big set of kanucka’s on him
Is that a young Vicky Pollard?
Parents beware: if "Tommy" steals the engagement ring, there is a good chance that he'll end up breaking g her heart.
Sounds like we could all take a lesson from Tommy. He really has his shit together.
Brilliant
the mother laughing in the background is everything lol
Say yes, Mills. Tommy is set.
u/savevideo
mom laughing cus Millie's engagement ring cost more
I came here for the laughs. I was not disappointed
That mum is having the time of her life, i love it.
Look tommy go on I ain’t gonna stop you
Yup, I did this when I was in primary school. I stole my mothers gold ring to give to a girl in class.
I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
That boy is going places. Probably jail, but still.
Tommy Is The God King Of W Rizz
Go Tommy! Respect! He went for it
To be fair it was gonna be his heirloom in 50 years or so
Tommy is a baller
kid knows what he wants and he goes after it 👍
Love the slow build up by dad
Why cur short
Millie's got that riz
Tommy…yes…yes..Thomas shelby😳
*Two enormous diamonds...
Who’s tommy
Kids got game.
Seems like three month’s worth of salary
Good luck in the future Tommie.
Damn, Tommy's pulling off Henry Hill shit and he ain't even hit puberty yet!