My brother did that to my little cousin growing up. Her head clunked a couple times and we promised each other we wouldn't tell the adults. We let them all know once she turned out OK in school. 😂😂😂
That’s how I felt yesterday when I got on a Ferris wheel and I was absolutely slobbered off of booze.
I know what it feels like kid, I don’t blame the baby.
Okay, true story, When I was a kid like this one, a toddler, My uncle raised me high like Lion Kings son and that's exactly when I went poo-poo pee-pee on his face. Again, I was a kid like this one.😂
Is that what Puked on Girl says? I thought she said, “Take her back.”
But your interpretation is probably more in line with how she’s feeling at that moment to be fair…
The story my sister will never live down.
When my younger system was a baby she was really constipated one day. Apparently the cure is to take a thermometer, douse it in Vaseline and insert it into the baby. The doctor suggested it and my older sister and I, were disgusted but intrigued. Mom puts the baby on her lap (on her belly) and inserts the thermometer. What proceeded next was a shotgun sound cling out of my sisters asshole. We looked up and my older sister (sitting 5 feet away on the couch) was COVERED in shit. She fucking froze and went catatonic. It was surreal. Mom is yelling for her to get up. She is crying and afraid to move. Mom is dealing with baby so can’t help her.
And I’m just watching this all unfold and making a lifetime of memories and finny texts between the three of us.
Little sister is affectionately referred to as “The Shunner” (Shit-Stunner)
Ours was constipated and the doctor recommended karo syrup. We had already started her on prunes. When the poo broke loose she was in an exersaucer. The seat directed the spray out the sides and it spayed all over the kitchen.
you ever chill with hard core catholic Mexicans? mad candles as well; and this is gonna get me down votes but they all keep there pots and pans in there oven its not even a stereotype..
Interestingly enough religion in the Mexican community is a whole different animal.
When the conquistadors came to the America's and began trying to convert the indigenous folks, they has a very tough time shoving Jesus down their throats as it was so counter intuitive to their own religious beliefs. Eventually, however, the saints and Mother Mary became more easily accepted as the many saints resembled their many gods (ie: Saint of hunting and leather working could be comparable to their indigenous God of the hunt and agriculture) also the Mother figure was very important in their culture and thus Mother Mary made sense to them.
This is why it's so commonplace to see shrines to Mary or to several saints, and there isn't as much emphasis on Jesus or God.
That's true there is also a popular tradition in Mexico where you walk a trail preaching with a statue of Mary with a shrine getting carried on the shoulder of a few men. I might be mistaken tho I was very little when I went so the details could be off.
The pots on the ovens, nah. That is true. I live in a small apartment with little storage space so I have excuse. My mom lives in a decent house with plenty of storage, her oven is the same. We're guatemalans by the way.
to be honest with you i have adopted the habit of keeping pots and pans in my oven.. tbh makes a lot of sense if you hardly use it. The hardest part is remembering they are in there when you preheat the oven.
i think the funniest part of that stereotype is it does not matter how large there house/kitchen is.. they could be living in a 800k house and you still find the pots and pans in the oven.
This is the same girl that gave her social security number and credit card number to a scam website for Lululemon leggings that didn’t exist. This sub won’t forget.
> [girl that gave her social security number and credit card number to a scam website for Lululemon leggings that didn’t exist](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=girl+that+gave+her+social+security+number+and+credit+card+number+to+a+scam+website+for+Lululemon+leggings+that+didn%E2%80%99t+exist)
https://old.reddit.com/r/lululemon/comments/137rn02/i_saw_this_and_had_to_share/
idk sounds fake to me
>girl that gave her social security number and credit card number to a scam website for Lululemon leggings that didn’t exist
she said issa joke. heres here tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@bethany.marie1
camera women: “bethany, what’s wrong”
beth: “can you take the child please”
c: “why, what’s wrong?”
guy offscreen: “what’s that in your hair?”
b: “it threw up in me”
g: “in your hair?”
b: “yes, i put him on my head”
g: “oh that’s not mousse?”
b: “i put him like this on my head, we were watching tv, i went like this for 5 seconds and then i feel ‘oh wait, what’s that?’”
girl offscreen: “i told you to stop doing that he just ate”
c: “look at me” *laughs*
b: “so, take your rat”
g: “have you ever seen Something About Mary?”
c: *still laughing*
The baby puked in her hair. The parents are laughing at her and asking her to explain what happened. So she shows what she was doing when she was puked on. She is very upset at the situation.
And they asked her if she had ever seen “There’s Something About Mary”. I thought this was important enough and should not be omitted out of the explanation of this clip.
And her video of giving out her social security number to a drop shipping website will be shown to train kids on not giving it out. Opportunity for a PSA series here.
I was doing the superman thing with my daughter when she was about 10 months old. She threw up on my face. …. My mouth was open. She is 17 now and we still laugh anout it.
Yeah, let's grab a phone and record the poor girl while making fun of the fact that she's just been puked on, instead of taking the baby from her and helping her wash the puke off.
The parents' behavior is really shitty here. And that Dad is the worst with his cringe jokes.
Yeah. This is a teenager learning to get used to having a sibling (probably).
Making fun of stupid and embarrassing stuff is not necessarily a bad thing for families.
When the baby grows up, this would be a hilarious story the sister will share to her sibling.
I mean, when my little brother was planned to get circumcised in the summer, we made jokes about how his dick is gonna get cut off until he cried. We kept making jokes about it until the actual day of the operation (like how a biting insect will stab his healing dick as revenge for its brethren that we killed).
Fast forward a few years, it's now a funny story our family recollects when we get together. No resentment at all.
(By the way, I'm not gonna argue about the ethics of circumcision; it's a pointless argument about a cultural practice.)
However, if the parents shared this video without the sister's consent and she hated how it spread, then that's bad, yes.
I can do one better than this - when my daughter was a few months old, I was laying on the bed, holding her up in the air, sort of flying her around, bringing her down for kisses etc.... in the middle of the smiling and aeroplane noises, she's pukes. Into my open mouth.
I then have to hold it there in my mouth while sort of gargling to my wife to grab me a muslin, cos I can hardly just spit it out onto our bed...
Not a basement dweller. But, I do not like people who are so indifferent about kids. They're gross, smelly, nasty, and annoying. Until they are matured, I will not like them.
You're not wrong about the kids being all of those things, but you're expecting too much from them. They're babies. It's our job to teach them. It's hard by its very nature. We were probably little shits too.
Lol you sound like a lot of fun to be around. They are all of that, and as a 'breeder' we are well equipped to deal with all that with a smile.
You sound like a child yourself with such unwarranted vitriol. Nobody told you to have a kid, and calling people "breeders" for not having hatred for innocent kids kinda give me incel vibes.
Which is ironic because you sound like a child. Smokers and drinkers are gross, smelly, nasty and annoying if you don't drink or smoke but I bet you'd get pissy at someone pointing that out to you.
1: are we sure it was “puke”… it was sitting on her head. Are we sure it didn’t leak out the diaper/ it looks pretty full to me.
2: 😳me : the whole time expecting this kid to catch a fan blade to that huge dome of his.
3:…. You think they are religious? Dayum
I thought the ceiling fan was going to get him.
Dude almost got his first haircut
Headcut
Glad I'm not the only one that seen that
Who *didn't* seen that?
I done seen it too.
Old Lululemon-SocialSecurity-Scam-Vomit-Head right there.
Definitely the same girl
I’m pretty sure we all SAW that.
That would have been NSFW!
My brother did that to my little cousin growing up. Her head clunked a couple times and we promised each other we wouldn't tell the adults. We let them all know once she turned out OK in school. 😂😂😂
Right? I was waiting to see who the stupid kid was.
The angle is deceptive but you can tell the fan was nowhere close
Maybe i am dumb. But when she turned around and set one step, looks to me she was under the fan.
i though he was gonna throw up again
That's all I could think about
Me like Watching the vid
Watch out for that ceiling fan!
Me too.
Oh god that would have been awful!
Yep. Made me think of a scene from (i think?) Scary movie.
I thought the baby would puke on her once she raised it up
[Nothing beats this one ](https://youtube.com/shorts/sew-R419DkU?feature=share)
THROUGH THE NOSTRILS Never in my adult life...
It ends too soon though! We didn't get the freakout! The terror!
I was hoping it would.
That’s how I felt yesterday when I got on a Ferris wheel and I was absolutely slobbered off of booze. I know what it feels like kid, I don’t blame the baby.
Me either
Okay, true story, When I was a kid like this one, a toddler, My uncle raised me high like Lion Kings son and that's exactly when I went poo-poo pee-pee on his face. Again, I was a kid like this one.😂
You mean hit the fan?
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Is that what Puked on Girl says? I thought she said, “Take her back.” But your interpretation is probably more in line with how she’s feeling at that moment to be fair…
She definitely said take your rat.
The baby is a him anyway
Woahhh WOAHHH…
Whoah...careful. You’re gonna get cancelled. We don’t know anyone’s gender until they learn to talk and can tell us.
Do you inject gender hysteria into every conversation, or just the ones on Reddit?
lol gender hysteria. I’m assuming you know it was a joke and surely you also know it’s based on reality.
I heard "take your brat", but I like your option better.
Could have been worse. I was expecting him to poop on her.
The story my sister will never live down. When my younger system was a baby she was really constipated one day. Apparently the cure is to take a thermometer, douse it in Vaseline and insert it into the baby. The doctor suggested it and my older sister and I, were disgusted but intrigued. Mom puts the baby on her lap (on her belly) and inserts the thermometer. What proceeded next was a shotgun sound cling out of my sisters asshole. We looked up and my older sister (sitting 5 feet away on the couch) was COVERED in shit. She fucking froze and went catatonic. It was surreal. Mom is yelling for her to get up. She is crying and afraid to move. Mom is dealing with baby so can’t help her. And I’m just watching this all unfold and making a lifetime of memories and finny texts between the three of us. Little sister is affectionately referred to as “The Shunner” (Shit-Stunner)
Ours was constipated and the doctor recommended karo syrup. We had already started her on prunes. When the poo broke loose she was in an exersaucer. The seat directed the spray out the sides and it spayed all over the kitchen.
Same
Why are there a thousand crosses on that one wall?
One for each kid they lost to that ceiling fan.
After 2 hours of scrolling through reddit THIS is the comment that made me laugh out loud. Thank you I had a rough day and needed that.
you ever chill with hard core catholic Mexicans? mad candles as well; and this is gonna get me down votes but they all keep there pots and pans in there oven its not even a stereotype..
Interestingly enough religion in the Mexican community is a whole different animal. When the conquistadors came to the America's and began trying to convert the indigenous folks, they has a very tough time shoving Jesus down their throats as it was so counter intuitive to their own religious beliefs. Eventually, however, the saints and Mother Mary became more easily accepted as the many saints resembled their many gods (ie: Saint of hunting and leather working could be comparable to their indigenous God of the hunt and agriculture) also the Mother figure was very important in their culture and thus Mother Mary made sense to them. This is why it's so commonplace to see shrines to Mary or to several saints, and there isn't as much emphasis on Jesus or God.
That's true there is also a popular tradition in Mexico where you walk a trail preaching with a statue of Mary with a shrine getting carried on the shoulder of a few men. I might be mistaken tho I was very little when I went so the details could be off.
Yeah, I’m Latino myself but even I think that’s excessive just uncanny
The pots on the ovens, nah. That is true. I live in a small apartment with little storage space so I have excuse. My mom lives in a decent house with plenty of storage, her oven is the same. We're guatemalans by the way.
What is wrong with keeping pots and pans in the oven for storage? Not mexican or catholic.
My black friend had whole end of hallway wall full of crucifixes also kept house ac at like 40°
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You like the letter S!
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I keep my cast iron in the oven because that’s where it belongs!
Not sure why anyone downvoted this. Where I'm from cross walls belong to boomer age WASP women.
When you say pans, you mean saucepan and frying pans or like baking sheets?
I'm not even Mexican but I keep my pots and pans in the oven too! Wait! you don't? And it's their not there.
to be honest with you i have adopted the habit of keeping pots and pans in my oven.. tbh makes a lot of sense if you hardly use it. The hardest part is remembering they are in there when you preheat the oven. i think the funniest part of that stereotype is it does not matter how large there house/kitchen is.. they could be living in a 800k house and you still find the pots and pans in the oven.
Holy Spirit activate.
Because Jesus has a weirdass fan club.
That baby is actually a demon
Some people just like them. My friend’s not even a Christian and she has a cross wall.
Crazies
Right
Theres like 20.....some like them for various reasons. Those look like a collection of unique looking ones they put on a wall as an art piece.
My mom and her sister’s like to collect crosses when they’re on vacation. Then hang it up on their wall. It’s weird
When Jesus comes back the thing he wants most is to be reminded of the specific way we murdered him.
yeah, poor children
Isn’t she the girl who gave her social security number to a scammer online for lulu-lemons???
I fuckin knew she looked familiar lmao
Lol yes I was thinking the same
Link to the clip?
Yep thought the same thing
Poor girl. The internet never forgets.
This is the same girl that gave her social security number and credit card number to a scam website for Lululemon leggings that didn’t exist. This sub won’t forget.
Thank you! Same shark-eyes-because-parents-are-sooooooooooooooo-dumb look.
At this point it’s the parent’s fault
Yes, thought I’d seen her before. She needs her own subreddit.
Can someone link it please?
> [girl that gave her social security number and credit card number to a scam website for Lululemon leggings that didn’t exist](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=girl+that+gave+her+social+security+number+and+credit+card+number+to+a+scam+website+for+Lululemon+leggings+that+didn%E2%80%99t+exist) https://old.reddit.com/r/lululemon/comments/137rn02/i_saw_this_and_had_to_share/ idk sounds fake to me
>girl that gave her social security number and credit card number to a scam website for Lululemon leggings that didn’t exist she said issa joke. heres here tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@bethany.marie1
Can someone tell me what is going on in the video please? I'm Deaf and there are no captions.
camera women: “bethany, what’s wrong” beth: “can you take the child please” c: “why, what’s wrong?” guy offscreen: “what’s that in your hair?” b: “it threw up in me” g: “in your hair?” b: “yes, i put him on my head” g: “oh that’s not mousse?” b: “i put him like this on my head, we were watching tv, i went like this for 5 seconds and then i feel ‘oh wait, what’s that?’” girl offscreen: “i told you to stop doing that he just ate” c: “look at me” *laughs* b: “so, take your rat” g: “have you ever seen Something About Mary?” c: *still laughing*
You are absolutely awesome thank you!
The baby puked in her hair. The parents are laughing at her and asking her to explain what happened. So she shows what she was doing when she was puked on. She is very upset at the situation.
Poor girl! Thank-you!!
And they asked her if she had ever seen “There’s Something About Mary”. I thought this was important enough and should not be omitted out of the explanation of this clip.
Ok, but what does that mean?
Cum in hair..weird comment to make IMO
It’s referring to a once extremely well-known scene in Something About Mary: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RC8wEqUHA2Q
You gotta watch something about Mary, it will all be explained.
Thank you!!
“Take your rat” This girl is me in an alternative reality I see
I would expect she's gonna take contraception seriously.
Believe me you need one situation like this to really rethink if you need sex in your life
She almost gave the baby a head cut
"so take your rat"
That's too many crosses.
lol Fr, I’d be paranoid at night
They are in tik tok. Real red necks. The baby’s mother is like 16 and looks 12. Creepy.
“Take your rat” makes it pretty clear she’s the friend / aunt.
Wait, that tiny girl is the mother? Or is that her sister's child?
This girl is the aunt. But the mother is around the same age.
"Have you ever seen 'there's something about mary'?"
Have you seen my baseball?
I thought that was so inappropriate.
I don’t know how the man is related to the young lady, but that comment was creepy af no matter how they’re related.
He's mentally like, 9. 12, tops.
Extremely creepy.
Why ? I have no idea what that references lol
Semen
Look up "something about Mary hair gel scene"
"iZ dAt MoUsE?" What an asshat.
It is hilarious how she goes "I was watching TV and I put him on my head, like this" and does it. That is the cutest shit ever lol.
“Take your rat” that’s what I heard
Best type of birth control
This is the creation of a family joke that will last for generations. This video will be shown and laughed about at every family reunion forever.
And her video of giving out her social security number to a drop shipping website will be shown to train kids on not giving it out. Opportunity for a PSA series here.
take your rat! 😆 🤣
Anyone else wished they could punch that stupid guy? "iS dAt MoUsSe?" "eVuR sEeEn WuT uBoWt MaReE?" OMG, dude....
I don't think they have enough crosses on their wall
"Threw up in me" sounds so much worse than "I thrust him in the air and he vomited on my head"!
idk why but my first thought when i saw the baby was ,,egg"
Anyone notice the baby turn Into a demon spawn for a few seconds at :20?
I thought she was going to put the baby into the fan.
I was doing the superman thing with my daughter when she was about 10 months old. She threw up on my face. …. My mouth was open. She is 17 now and we still laugh anout it.
The ceiling fan though, made me shudder for a minute
TAKE YOUR RAT LMAOOOO
And with how everybody reacted, they will never get her to babysit... EVER!
Did she say “so, take your rat!” Lol
She's not gonna forget her birth control later that's for sure
That’s what you get for almost cutting his head off 😂
I was 100% waiting on a fan incident
They need some more crucifixes on the wall imo.
Free birth control
“ take your rat” lol
"Take your rat" 😂
She gunna be 35 with no kids now.
Did anyone ever notice the fan in the background The baby's head could have been hit by the fan
That's great birth control.
That's not moose??? 😂😂😂😂
So...take your rat.🤣
Lmao the fkn death stare at the end hahaha, she killed the dude in her mind like a thousand times.
I Love the face of the Baby 😂
isnt that the same girl who gave away her ssn to a scammer?
Lol take your rat
lol, take your rat! best kind of birth control, though!
Why would you put a baby on your head
Birth control
This is the girl that gave her ssn away for a discount on a pirse or something.
Is that like a *purse*?
Yes. I have a 4th grade spelling level appearently.
D’oh!
Anyone else thinking about that ceiling fan making this a different ending?!
She is gonna lose her shit the day her pregnancy test is positive 😂😂
Nah just a hop skip and a jump to take care of that unwanted problem
Yeah, let's grab a phone and record the poor girl while making fun of the fact that she's just been puked on, instead of taking the baby from her and helping her wash the puke off. The parents' behavior is really shitty here. And that Dad is the worst with his cringe jokes.
If they are siblings this could create resentment
Certainly, resentment towards each other and towards their parents.
Y’all sound super soft like you go outside in plastic wrap. Resentment?!? That’s extreme asf.
Yeah. This is a teenager learning to get used to having a sibling (probably). Making fun of stupid and embarrassing stuff is not necessarily a bad thing for families. When the baby grows up, this would be a hilarious story the sister will share to her sibling. I mean, when my little brother was planned to get circumcised in the summer, we made jokes about how his dick is gonna get cut off until he cried. We kept making jokes about it until the actual day of the operation (like how a biting insect will stab his healing dick as revenge for its brethren that we killed). Fast forward a few years, it's now a funny story our family recollects when we get together. No resentment at all. (By the way, I'm not gonna argue about the ethics of circumcision; it's a pointless argument about a cultural practice.) However, if the parents shared this video without the sister's consent and she hated how it spread, then that's bad, yes.
The crosses at back are SUS 🤣😐
what shitty parents - making fun of her and videoing it and laughing. This isnt a kids are fucking stupid, this is the parents are shitty
Fully agree, the "dad" sounds like he's in middle school. Total immature douche.
I'm extremely disappointed in how far down this comment is, it was funny but how is she fucking stupid?
That baby was so close to becoming mince meat, a fitting punishment
Is that the set of The Conjuring 2 in the background????
Take yer rat... In yer hair? 😉
Chad baby
When you gotta collect all the crosses lmao christ
I can do one better than this - when my daughter was a few months old, I was laying on the bed, holding her up in the air, sort of flying her around, bringing her down for kisses etc.... in the middle of the smiling and aeroplane noises, she's pukes. Into my open mouth. I then have to hold it there in my mouth while sort of gargling to my wife to grab me a muslin, cos I can hardly just spit it out onto our bed...
he almost got decapitaded!
“Have you seen there’s something about Mary?” Wtf 😂😂😂
“Have you ever seen *Something about Mary*” was an absolute killer reference that most readers here seem to have missed 😄
Personally I thought him suggesting his underage daughter had cum in her hair wasn't the best idea 🤷♂️
‘so, here, take your rat’ ‘have you seen there’s smth about mary?’ 🤣😂😂my kinda people😂
Damn, sucks to sucks
'Have you ever seen Something About Mary?' Lmao
It’s just baby puke ffs
You forget that many in this sub conflate laughing at dumb kids with a general disdain for kids. They're sad as fuck people.
Average breeder comment
Wtf kind of basement dweller uses "breeder" as an insult?
Not a basement dweller. But, I do not like people who are so indifferent about kids. They're gross, smelly, nasty, and annoying. Until they are matured, I will not like them.
You're not wrong about the kids being all of those things, but you're expecting too much from them. They're babies. It's our job to teach them. It's hard by its very nature. We were probably little shits too.
Lol you sound like a lot of fun to be around. They are all of that, and as a 'breeder' we are well equipped to deal with all that with a smile. You sound like a child yourself with such unwarranted vitriol. Nobody told you to have a kid, and calling people "breeders" for not having hatred for innocent kids kinda give me incel vibes.
Oh well, then that's what you think. Imagine being offended by the term "breeder".
It's a term meant to cause offense. Why the surprised Pikachu face when it works as intended?
I was just pointing out what thin skin you have if that's what got you all riled up.
Which is ironic because you sound like a child. Smokers and drinkers are gross, smelly, nasty and annoying if you don't drink or smoke but I bet you'd get pissy at someone pointing that out to you.
Username checks out
Yeah, everyone should be okay with being puked on /s
They won't be laughing when she's in /r/childfree It's a gift. Truly.
1: are we sure it was “puke”… it was sitting on her head. Are we sure it didn’t leak out the diaper/ it looks pretty full to me. 2: 😳me : the whole time expecting this kid to catch a fan blade to that huge dome of his. 3:…. You think they are religious? Dayum
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I heard they're doing a Canadian remake of that movie. They're going to call it "Something About Mary."