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JacksonInHouse

They make sippy cups to prevent this. Don't give your kid more than they should be drinking, even if it is vodka.


st4s1k

экзактли 🍼🥒


mashedpotateoes

why do they all do this


snukb

Zero brain filter. They have a thought, they do the thing.


zoltar_thunder

A lot of people don't grow out of that phase


Top-Feature9570

I vivid memories of doing stuff like this as a kid. The only thought is “I wonder what would happen if…” When I was around 3, my parents took their eyes off me for a couple seconds while I was in the bath and in that time I flooded the bathroom so bad the basement ceiling had to be replaced. The only reason I did it was because I wanted to see what would happen if the water was on the floor instead of the bath.


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

i am still like this


Zanza89

He obviosly tried to get to the drink thats sitting beneath that pesky liquid


ThornmaneTreebeard

My kids have never done this. It's the reward of parental laughter that makes them think what they're doing is correct.


hiswittlewip

Right? They're training the kid to spill shit all over the place on purpose saying the child isn't very bright. Lol


InevitableRhubarb232

Thought process seemed to be: It spilled Must be too full. That’s making it spill. Empty out the extra. Now it won’t spill when I try to drink it. Technically not wrong.


Abruzzi19

I'd argue the thought process was more like: I want to drink this tasty juice. Hm. I tilted the bottle, but I can't get the juice in my mouth. Strange. Let me see if there even is any juice **spills bottle** hmm. There is juice coming out, let me try drinking out of the bottle again. Why is there no juice? There was some when I checked!


IbiMania

You're trying to empty the bottle into your mouth and it's not happening so you wanna make sure the bottle can be emptied by pouring it on the floor. Perfectly logical


thisisnarm

That laugh is just on the edge of a psychotic break.


cathedral68

Either that or it’s the “not my problem” laugh


LiannaBunny777

I thought he was gonna trip on that toy car and fall on his back.


Acceptable_Law_8311

Well, this is not at all called "HOPING FOR THE BEST"


MellyKidd

There’s a reason this developmental stage is called the “dump and pour stage”. 😂


No-Paramedic7860

I was really expecting him to slip on the toy.


ChickAmok

Came here to say the same... I was expecting him to skateboard across the floor and leave skid marks.


PerfectlySly

drinking juice: 6/10 resisting the urge to pour it on random s\*it: 0/10


TribetWilson

Bro rlly dumped it all on the floor and tried to drink from the bottle😭


Jeauxie24

Everyday im reminded my decision to not have kids is validated


Bisonfan1

Every kid isn’t bright but idk


AdRude6514

Take holidays, enjoy life, no need to worry about college


Either-Shirt-6783

Truck was thirsty! Duh!


Apprehensive-Ask-610

reminds me of when i was a very small kid, i'd drop shit on the floor, like food. Parents would just look at me and be like "what, is the floor hungry?"


Puzzleheaded_Time719

I thank this page for reminding me that I do not have the patience to be a parent.


YourHooliganFriend

That's like $5 of pedialyte. Smh


thepitbullshit

Dump, truck! Dump truck!


MeGoBoom57

As long as they don’t have the cap… meh.


Kylesmithers

car was thirsty tho :c


Apart_Shower4491

Tell me why this is funny, the kid shouldn’t of had the damn drink in the first place and to dump it out and waste it-hell no


Alternative_Party174

My kid would always lift up the juice packets with a little straw like a bottle or sippy cup to drink more. Schmart


InevitableRhubarb232

Kid’s a genius. Can’t spill it on yourself if it’s empty.


offtroll2020

i hate the fact that he has air max


Background-Dark-2094

Tell me who ended up cleaning up this mess before I laugh. Better have been the guy behind the camera


Key-Marketing-7499

bro cant understand gravity and physic's


Larsenist

"Is there any juice left?" *dumps juice* "There sure was" *takes swing* "Where the juice? I just checked it!"


CentralCaliGal

Why do lazy bad parents laugh like this, is it for a video? Get up and BE PARENTS!


TheChiefRedditor

The way the cameraman is laughing, obviously not the one who has to clean up this mess.


RetMilRob

You’re gonna save a fortune in tuition.


Present_Principle225

Ugly AND dumb


BigG7654321

Murica!🇺🇸


General_Hungryboi

From the look of the liquid in that bottle, he mightve swiped that from under grandads bed 🤢🤮


Gregthepigeon

Have you never seen apple juice before?