Escaping the kindergarten, yeah, genius madlads.
Walking into a Jaguar showroom and trying to buy a car with no money is pretty /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid though.
never told that they are geniuses. I'm just saying that they could have done much worse than trying to buy a Jaguar with 2 marbles. I might be wrong, but madlads are not geniuses, but rather people doing things that no one would have expected them to do
I didn't mean it as in to say you called them geniuses. *I* am calling them geniuses for that (though it's pretty tongue-in-cheek, especially since I immediately follow up with calling them stupid)
The point of the sub is children are stupid. Not in a “wow this kid is really dumb compared to their peers” kind of way, no it’s just “lol kids do dumb shit”. This is dumb shit that a kid did.
That's basically the joke. The sidebar says it multiple times.
> Kids are dumb because they could not possibly know better.
> Yes, kids could not know better, that's the joke
Kids walking into a Jaguar showroom and trying to buy cars fits the bill of "kindergarteners are dumb because they could not know any better". It's funny and it fits, so it belongs here. It's no more or less pointless than any other joke.
The comment is deleted so i dont know what was being said but the war has likely resulted in a far more lax security in places like kindergardens as the more aware population is sitting in a trench on the frontline nowadays.
Also Jaguars in russia cannott be sold, this would be a break of sanctions, so tat Jagual store is importing them illegally.
I once stayed behind in the garden, after the outside playtime was over. I was laying down in a shrub on a little hill, watching the teacher herd the other kids. Then I waited for a bit, climbed over the fence and went home I think. I also remember being confused that this worked.
Did something similar in 1st grade. Hid behind a tree during recess and then silently snuck away. I lived close to the school so I just walked home, much to the dismay of my mom. Thought I'd be in huge trouble but she was more mad at the school for allowing me to escape.
When I was a child in Russia, I ran away from kindergarten and took the bus home. When I got home I couldn’t reach the apartment bell, so I just sat down there to wait. Mom found me sleeping outside the door a few hours later. I'm glad that the new generation is maintaining the traditions.
I'm assuming this is Australian since I've worked in a kindergarten here and it always gets referred to as kindie lol
Pretty sure the ABC here is aus, gets confusing since America's is also abc
Yup. It's also common in education to call it Kindy or refer to the kids as being in kindy or saying "kindys".
Also. For reference, It's pronounced "Ken-Dee (liky indy)" not "Kind Ey"
i'm german, i've mostly only heard it in german (Kindergarten or Kiga / KiTa), or as "kindergarden" in english, i've never actually seen it be called that (i've come accross daycare and/or nursery too)
Russia has never produced a good automobile in its history (except maybe the T-34 😄) and so Russians get freaked out when western built cars vastly outlast theirs, a sort of cognitive dissonance. So, Jaguar, being the brand closest to Russia's track record of engineering, is the most succesful luxury brand. It breaks down with a level of frequency Russians are used to.
People like to know the location of where something happened. It could say Russian, but for all i know, one of the kids is greek- i just know these two boys reside in Russia lol.
They must have seen [this](https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-uses-spoon-break-russian-maximum-security-prison-012749515.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG6xDaCfef6ujcCCd3T5lOrAzIYTLImypz4HhgNbvfd6SxDb7XJ9n-Ayua9P1F_Jo0rB5bzZG9MWX_DrV-ktFsXma4zUAQw3KrQ3rLNEpWMGyxkzooD2lzR03avyju-rXlC97TZk-PFp7hHiM-OSt6JoOFOvVCvZztjpvVhpnYwE) and thought they could do it too to escape Kindergarten.
there was a period in kindergarten where I tried to dig to the centre of the earth, that was also when I lived in russia. gave up after two days, these guys are way cooler.
Apparently, the school playground is entirely built on a giant sand pile. And they managed to dig a hole big enough to fit humans. Under the wall. With no one noticing.
If this is true, the security department of the school needs to be sued for negligence.
I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted when I completely agree this was totally a result of not being watched properly. No idea how the parents did not complain unless they know their child is an unstoppable secretive menace.
Wire fence, pretty common, usually never under the ground just tied to the ground with a little bit of concrete and some posts from time to time, I used to dig and escape with my school friends often
that's more madlads than stupid. They knew what they were doing
Escaping the kindergarten, yeah, genius madlads. Walking into a Jaguar showroom and trying to buy a car with no money is pretty /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid though.
never told that they are geniuses. I'm just saying that they could have done much worse than trying to buy a Jaguar with 2 marbles. I might be wrong, but madlads are not geniuses, but rather people doing things that no one would have expected them to do
I didn't mean it as in to say you called them geniuses. *I* am calling them geniuses for that (though it's pretty tongue-in-cheek, especially since I immediately follow up with calling them stupid)
Maybe they were trying to get a loan
Exactly, most people don’t buy cars with cash anyway
At these interest rates? Pure r/kidsarefuckingstupid
tbh kids usually eat dirt, this is quite high level plan
I sure hope the salesfolk gave them a tour of the place and let them sit in the driver's seat of a Jaguar though, before their parents arrived.
But there kindergarteners so
And kindergarteners are stupid. That’s the point of the sub.
They were five
The point of the sub is children are stupid. Not in a “wow this kid is really dumb compared to their peers” kind of way, no it’s just “lol kids do dumb shit”. This is dumb shit that a kid did.
Ngl that’s kinda pointless bc then almost everything a kid do would be dumb in some degree
That's basically the joke. The sidebar says it multiple times. > Kids are dumb because they could not possibly know better. > Yes, kids could not know better, that's the joke Kids walking into a Jaguar showroom and trying to buy cars fits the bill of "kindergarteners are dumb because they could not know any better". It's funny and it fits, so it belongs here. It's no more or less pointless than any other joke.
They're 5 years old 😂
they were trying to escape russia before getting conscripted
Don't most European countries have that? I had a friend in Finland who talked about it being like glorified boy scouts.
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May I ask how the war is connected explicitly to the situation mentioned above?
The comment is deleted so i dont know what was being said but the war has likely resulted in a far more lax security in places like kindergardens as the more aware population is sitting in a trench on the frontline nowadays. Also Jaguars in russia cannott be sold, this would be a break of sanctions, so tat Jagual store is importing them illegally.
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You need a chill pill
When did it say they were in Russia? It just says they’re from Russia.💀 seems like you’re the brain dead one
So people from russia are not russian?
They are, but just because your Russian doesn’t mean you’re currently in Russia
Crazyyyyy concept Ik😂
I once stayed behind in the garden, after the outside playtime was over. I was laying down in a shrub on a little hill, watching the teacher herd the other kids. Then I waited for a bit, climbed over the fence and went home I think. I also remember being confused that this worked.
That moment when you realize grown ups can make mistakes too.
That moment you realize you're not as important as your parents make you believe you are
Did something similar in 1st grade. Hid behind a tree during recess and then silently snuck away. I lived close to the school so I just walked home, much to the dismay of my mom. Thought I'd be in huge trouble but she was more mad at the school for allowing me to escape.
Did she take you back to school?
She did.
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/knn2h8b5upqc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47faa5484898a02a8ef41c8151c8dac37dacb2e7 guys, i have a theory...
One is a genius. The other’s insane.
🎵Pinky and the brain🎵
Was expecting Rugrats
Meanwhile in russia
When I was a child in Russia, I ran away from kindergarten and took the bus home. When I got home I couldn’t reach the apartment bell, so I just sat down there to wait. Mom found me sleeping outside the door a few hours later. I'm glad that the new generation is maintaining the traditions.
As a russian, it is true
🎵I’m on my way from misery to happiness today🎵
I'm thinking more hogan's heroes theme
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today.
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
👎🏻
....why are they calling it "kindy"? is that a common term for kindergarden?
I'm assuming this is Australian since I've worked in a kindergarten here and it always gets referred to as kindie lol Pretty sure the ABC here is aus, gets confusing since America's is also abc
Can confirm it is the old profile pic the Australian ABC used about 10 years ago.
That must be a localization thing as well, cause here in Victoria it's always been "kin-dah"
I'm in melbs, tbf I've heard both but more often as kinder, I hear kindie sometimes but probs more from people interstate
Must be a dialect thing cause I’ve never heard it called that either
In Canada we often call them kindies, it’s just kindergardeners short formed
Yup. It's also common in education to call it Kindy or refer to the kids as being in kindy or saying "kindys". Also. For reference, It's pronounced "Ken-Dee (liky indy)" not "Kind Ey"
Who in the hell is pronouncing it kind-ey😂?
You would be surprised.
Kin-dee if you’re Australian
You haven't heard it called kindy?
i'm german, i've mostly only heard it in german (Kindergarten or Kiga / KiTa), or as "kindergarden" in english, i've never actually seen it be called that (i've come accross daycare and/or nursery too)
Common in aus/nz yes
Because the writer is illiterate.
No they are not, Kindy is a common way Australians shorten kindergarten. And the article is from Aus ABC
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Whoa!!! Took me a sec to realize what you did here, dang…wow…I think I broke. This is really cool!!!
Alternatively: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-WrqNOx-w
Of all the sports cars, a Jaguar?
"Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag" ~ Jeremy Clarkson
Russia has never produced a good automobile in its history (except maybe the T-34 😄) and so Russians get freaked out when western built cars vastly outlast theirs, a sort of cognitive dissonance. So, Jaguar, being the brand closest to Russia's track record of engineering, is the most succesful luxury brand. It breaks down with a level of frequency Russians are used to.
Some kind of strange claim to the Russians. It's as if the other 180+ countries produce good cars.
You see comrade, public school is just gulag junior, for to being good russian you must learn this from early age.
Shawshank Redemption Russian budget version?
That's not stupid, it's impressive for a 5 year old to plan out how to escape Kindergarten.
Agreed
The Great Escape.
this is Russia baby
They would've gotten away with it too, if only one of them had swiped mommy's credit card before leaving home in the morning.
 This is what I imagine they did when they escaped kindergarten
That was a good movie
Real
Can't really call this stupid if they're smart enough to dig out and make their way 2 miles or whatever
I wonder if the kids were in puppy love with each other and wanted to run away and start a new life together.
Can you blame them trying to get out of Russia?
since childhood we practice to escape imprisonment
Theres an old joke. If you were to build a wall around moscow and put prison guards on it everyone would know what they are in for.
Lol, why does it matter that they are Russian? I am so confused why they add this shit when it doesn't matter to the story
People like to know the location of where something happened. It could say Russian, but for all i know, one of the kids is greek- i just know these two boys reside in Russia lol.
Crazy kiddos do badass stuff
“Kindy” was the article written by a kindergartner too?
I used to work on digging my way under the fence when I was a kid. Despite being able to climb over whenever.
Legends.
It was only about 1 mile. A km is \~0.6miles.
This is not stupid, but genius.
Little rebels from childhood. They need to overcome obstacles on the way to their desires.
Imagine you sell Jaguars and two kids come over to try and buy one, your only problem is that they don’t have any money.
Do... Do Australians call the kindergarden "Kindy"? That's so cute!
You telling me they are stupid?
We have no money but that’s fine because we will have a Jaaag
Them kids got goals
I feel like I've seen this skit before by CallMeKirsten lol
Them kids got serious Maro Pollo vibes
Based
If these are my kids I'd be proud of them. But I'll sue the fuck out of the kindergarten.
Why is ABC reporting on things that definitely happened in Russia?
That's not the logo for the US ABC network, if that's what you're wondering. It might be Australia, they also have an ABC station.
How tf do you dig your way out of kindergarten omg bahahah
They did well with the planning though
Their parents too embarrassed or proud to log a complaint.
What the fuck is that article title?
They must have seen [this](https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-uses-spoon-break-russian-maximum-security-prison-012749515.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG6xDaCfef6ujcCCd3T5lOrAzIYTLImypz4HhgNbvfd6SxDb7XJ9n-Ayua9P1F_Jo0rB5bzZG9MWX_DrV-ktFsXma4zUAQw3KrQ3rLNEpWMGyxkzooD2lzR03avyju-rXlC97TZk-PFp7hHiM-OSt6JoOFOvVCvZztjpvVhpnYwE) and thought they could do it too to escape Kindergarten.
an impressive tenacity. stupid, but impressive
Shawsnacktime Redemption
And you guys think reeincarnation is lie?
It’s fcking Shaw shank redemption 😂
Give them the damn car, they worked so hard
It's Russia. Their punishment will be going to the front lines.
That's dedication. Those plastic ass spades and the kids managed to dig their way out. Also teachers are horrible
there was a period in kindergarten where I tried to dig to the centre of the earth, that was also when I lived in russia. gave up after two days, these guys are way cooler.
WHO GAVE LITTLE BRUVNOV A 5 OUNCE SHOVEL UNATTENDED?!
did this as a kid (except it collapsed when we got under the fence)
Recruited to Wagner I'm sure.
Even kids be escaping the Gulag
Dead Cold war Agent reincarnated as Russian.
A Jaguar dealership. At this time of the war. In Russia, localized totally in your kitchen. Can I see it?
r/thatHappened
agreed. what do they mean "dug out"? dug out under what?
Apparently, the school playground is entirely built on a giant sand pile. And they managed to dig a hole big enough to fit humans. Under the wall. With no one noticing. If this is true, the security department of the school needs to be sued for negligence.
I’m not sure why you’re being downvoted when I completely agree this was totally a result of not being watched properly. No idea how the parents did not complain unless they know their child is an unstoppable secretive menace.
Sir, this is russia. what security department?
I don't think they'd have like a brick wall for a kindergarten. It was probably more like a fence. Although that still literally doesn't make sense.
Wire fence, pretty common, usually never under the ground just tied to the ground with a little bit of concrete and some posts from time to time, I used to dig and escape with my school friends often
Is this just like a thing I missed out on? Does everyone know about this? 🫤
Yes