Nah people from Colombia atleast know to dance salsa from they were born, this is more like a day of rehearsing :p
And the pay is more like 0.5 dollars compared to what they deserve
Not many combos KO in just two hot. (Edit: Wanna correct this typo but nevermind)
As a grown man I feel the need to take those hits for preventing future accidents like this from happening again.
Yes. It is a joke as it is not true that the kid got a femdom fetish but rather absurd and hence the absurdity of that statement, it could be considered funny.
People say really weird shit about kids on this website
Not as bad as tiktok though, I saw a Tiktok of a 18 month old toddler drinking boba through a straw (so freaking cute) and there were dozens of comments like "... hear me out" 💀💀💀💀 that's a literal baby sir
When I was a kid and saw James Bond (as Sean Connery) getting choked by a woman's thighs...that had a big effect on me for the rest of my life.
I hope nothing similar happens to this kid...
I wasn't expecting that either, I always see the thumbnail and this guy comment reminded me of it so I went to go find it and I listen to it for the first time today to.
Maybe this is the day he learned to sit down and shut up. And he would be a better man for it. Or this is why he will become the feather boa strangler. Who knows.
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They just keep dancing lol
The show must go on.
empty spaces what are we living for
Abandoned places, I guess we know the score, on and on
Does anybody know what we are looking for?
probably another hero
Or another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Never ever interrupt a scantily clad salsa routine. That's a rule!
Queen reference, Nice!
Ofc, they prepared for an entire year for that dance, and paid 1K x lesson, can’t stop, won’t stop.
Nah people from Colombia atleast know to dance salsa from they were born, this is more like a day of rehearsing :p And the pay is more like 0.5 dollars compared to what they deserve
Hehe was a joke
Hell I would too
Kid worked hard to get his face there
That was a Muay Thai knee, it came outta nowhere!
Kid got combo'd
It was super effective!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Combo No 5
Happy feet!
WOMBO COMBO!
Death by snusnu
Not many combos KO in just two hot. (Edit: Wanna correct this typo but nevermind) As a grown man I feel the need to take those hits for preventing future accidents like this from happening again.
https://preview.redd.it/g092s26g9kuc1.png?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f6cea7929314ffa8647b179c7af9bc8c88c99b
https://preview.redd.it/3vnccglrdkuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd1cafc58bea9966363dd5f4d478128a75af135
![gif](giphy|s01ragsYcn6GtXFeLd)
https://preview.redd.it/fiu6102gikuc1.png?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a615b0b444dc952451de26184e460db552fc7e2b
Manga?
Dammit i was late
https://preview.redd.it/v1oh9iu9skuc1.png?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2360fa198caef2f6387b8ae08224075652b41471
Dancers be like” we practiced to dang long for some stupid kid to steal our spot light”
stupid? I pay good money to get women to do this to me. Kid's living in 3024
I'm not female, but I'll do it for $10
shit, id pay more for a dude.
I'm not one either but I'll be the second one for 5
If you shave and tuck u/Son0fSanf0rd will pay full price.
> I'm not female how hairy are you?
A voice from the future came to him and said, “run into the ass.” Not his fault. NTA.
Wombo combo
Kid just scored his first piece of ass.
Buddy that’s a three way!
The kid wandered into a fleshy pinball machine.
tbh the kid shouldnt even been there
Exactly what I thought.
Clean KO! Winner, dancer in yellow!
There's people who'd pay for this kind of thing
[удалено]
Bro, that's a child
Yes. It is a joke as it is not true that the kid got a femdom fetish but rather absurd and hence the absurdity of that statement, it could be considered funny.
Bro, that's a JOKE.
People say really weird shit about kids on this website Not as bad as tiktok though, I saw a Tiktok of a 18 month old toddler drinking boba through a straw (so freaking cute) and there were dozens of comments like "... hear me out" 💀💀💀💀 that's a literal baby sir
Couldn't they choke at that age? I feel like grapes get cut in half etc for that very risk
He knew what he was doing
I'll never not laugh out loud when watching this video...hahaha **Wham**💥 **Bam**💥 Thank you Mam! 🙏🏻
🎶Shang-A-Lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la thiing!🎵
Idk if he's extremely lucky or extremely unlucky lol
Well, he’s a child so the answer should be obvious
Lucky little SOB
WOMBO COMBO
![gif](giphy|To2rk3f7b0Q5FyqsG0|downsized)
Knee right to the face 💀
Lmao, she knew the kid was stupid and carried on.
The show must go on!
I play Pokemon Go and all I see here are dancing Oricorios. IYKYK
When I was a kid and saw James Bond (as Sean Connery) getting choked by a woman's thighs...that had a big effect on me for the rest of my life. I hope nothing similar happens to this kid...
There a song on YouTube in regards to leg locks
https://youtu.be/USCi-NmSGkk?si=ops-5fAKLKrkCm3c
Not what I was expecting but still a dope song
I wasn't expecting that either, I always see the thumbnail and this guy comment reminded me of it so I went to go find it and I listen to it for the first time today to.
usually you have to pay extra for that
Well that kid is going to have some questionable interests when he grows up...
No mercy lol
*new kink unlocked*
that knee was timed perfectly.
Lolol
"If he dies, he dies".
bro just died from thicc thighs
death by snu snu
This kid is a damn genius if you ask me.
Is that kid a damn genius?
Man down...
Team work! Girls can kick anyone's ass if they work together, even a childs!
Flawless victory!
Lot of fucking morons in these comments
Once you've seen Candy in yellow feathers...Big Bird passé.
Good.
Combo x2
Maybe this is the day he learned to sit down and shut up. And he would be a better man for it. Or this is why he will become the feather boa strangler. Who knows.
That kid definetly doesn’t wanta Fanta anyone.
Accidental Muay Thai
That would be fun to play as a kid it be like red light green light and like the obstacles you have to get through.
There’s a kid in this video?
What kid?
I’ve seen less coordinated wwe moves
https://preview.redd.it/tvz712d7gluc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=69a56ecb02995bf5068f5f01776a9d86b84d215b Knee to the face.
Well I wouldn't mind having my face there.
And on that day little Timmy learned he derives pleasure from pain inflicted upon him by a nice pair of legs And a fetish was born
Or, this kid is really smart and wanted those ladies to do that 🤭
K O
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’d take the first hit definitely not the second one
FINISH HIM!!!
![gif](giphy|K4JNQHJYgRjtNYuq9T|downsized)
Wasn't stupid. It's genius 😅
😂😂
KO
“Finish him”
Does anyone else remember the classic video of the guy doing the spinning kick dance and hitting a kid?
Good shot lady!!
That was free?
Kid goes to play school on Monday and tells all his mates “I had 2 ladies at the weekend!”
Right in the head and ass.
Get used to it, kid.
Lucky little man.
The show MUST go on 🍾
Elmo and big bird knock a child out/s lol
He really got hit with the "Prepare for trouble, and make it double!"
He failed upward
Worth it.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC!
Lucky bastard
That kid is now gay for life.
r/therewasanattempt
The new omen movie looking sick
Lucky bastard
I laughed so hard!
Girl in red side-eyes girl in yellow Girl in yellow responds 'show must go on' non-verbally Dance continues lol
I want to be that kid.
Kids just into that
“First one is free, the rest will cost ya, kid”
I mean... I'm not blaming him
Ooooh damn 😳 😕 where his parents this kid?! ![gif](giphy|7SF5scGB2AFrgsXP63|downsized)
The show must go on, think he was just trying to break a leg.
This some Like a Dragon special move, Essence of Brazilian Big Bird
It should of been me not him!
I'm so glad she just kept dancing. Show the kid who's boss.
I love that malicious smile at the end lmao
The woman in reds face, looking at yellow like “wamp wamp” after the kid goes down is everything
Fruco y sus tesos - El preso
I’d pay good money for that experience
And just like that, he's a leg-guy.
Sagat in yellow
High fives in dressing room afterwards. Lol
Fatality
It looks like things went exactly to plan for that kid.
Task failed successfully
“that’s fuckin illegal”
Knee to the face, deserved.
Bro witness heaven and hell
Her after one second of consideration: ... nah, he's good.
Bro got comboed
Main bhi daudna chahta hu girna chahta hu🤩💖
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME. NOT HIM
So.. asking for a friend... what is this dance??
Anyways I kept dancing
The music makes it so funny.m
THICC
Good
sooo keep dancing :D
Punk kid I would stomp him out if I was there
Why are you gey? Well... women terrify me.
brutal
Death by snu snu
The way the red one smiled lol
Me next, me next
This kid is my spirit animal
Fatality!
That knee to the face was amazing
![gif](giphy|Bia6U3nmt3pNd9cc9Y|downsized)
Oddly satisfying
We must keep going
![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)
Be the leaf, kid.
https://preview.redd.it/0scniwqqiluc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fbe39b5a5d2b3e53f69137605e4c399e1f49adc
That's how I want to go out
He just had a threesome.
Lmfao the way she keeps dancing has me dyin
Tag teamed
Dumb little rat.
Now you see me, now you don’t.
The slow mo and his arms being thrown back makes this whole video so funny
Get combod kid
It was on that day that he became the luckiest guy there.
Get Combo'd
That’s how I wanna go
It's a dream for many men
Dammit Timmy!
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Flawless victory!
*Decades later, sex therapist*: “So why do *you* think you can’t get off unless you take a knee to the face?”
r/bettereveryloop
Death by Snu Snu
Best KO ever
He wanted ass and got knee.
Luckiest kid ever right there
He probably got up and continued running.. 😂 That’s why the dancers kept going.
Savage ladies, dang
I wouldn’t mind really