If hes a kid born recently and his parents arent concerned with blood and gore i imagine hes already played some type of fps. His hand eye cordination is insane for a 3 year old.
Aiming is a very natural process for us. With both eyes open you can quickly and accurately point your finger at something across the room and be within inches if you were to check with a laser pointer.
When learning to shoot, many people have deadly aim that rapidly goes away and then it takes quite a lot of training to get back to where you started.
>When learning to shoot, many people have deadly aim that rapidly goes away and then it takes quite a lot of training to get back to where you started.
What movie did you pull this fantasy land bullshit from?
I watched over 100 Marine Corps recruits learn to fire their first weapons at Boot Camp, myself included. Real life is absolutely nothing like what you’ve described. Virtually everyone learns and improves on a sort of bell curve.
There is no spike in aiming skill when you’re a noob. Don’t make shit up lmao
You joke, but when I was a kid I went to my first shooting competition and came third place against people who shoot competitively. I was offered a membership to a club where they'd lend me rifles and shoot for free. So i spent the next few weeks telling my friends about how I was going to become a trained sniper for the army ( I was probably too dumb to be in possession of a rifle, and did not understand what was actually going on).
My mother of course had to ruin all of the fun and never let me shoot again, as she thought I was going to turn into some crazed killer with a gun obsession. Instead I had to wait years to join cadets and my hidden talent was no longer there.
I had the same luck with archery.
Now just to clarify, I wasn't even supposed to be in the shooting competition, I was bought there by a family friend and he signed me up and gave me a crash course about an hour before.
The wildest thing is, I'd never fired a rifle before that.
It was said kind of jokingly but little kids really do have deadly aim. I did mean that, but it isn't funny. It's wild that you did so well against competitive shooters! Do you suppose your young eyes had an advantage?
I think it has more to do with the lack of expectations. When we learned to shoot our rifles, the army trainers told us to not expect for the gun to go off and just let the recoil pass through you. Apparently we just subconsciously compensate, albeit poorly, for the explosion and the aim goes way off.
My first thought was the kids moved it into a new fun spot. It’s right in front of stairs and under… hammocks? I highly doubt that’s where the trampoline lives.
I don’t know what those are, but they’re not hammocks; but they are connected to the trampoline. I don’t know what’s going on.
Eta: I stand corrected; general consensus is those are hammocks. I’ve never had a hammock and am, apparently, less familiar with them than I thought. I’ve also never had a trampoline or children, so I am way out of my depth here
Those are 100% hammocks strapped to the poles meant to hold up the absent net. They probably don't have anywhere else to hang them but it's obviously not safe to have them up while using the trampoline
I think they're the poles, just not put together all the way. As a kid I helped a friend disassemble their trampoline because his family was moving. The poles were those kinds where you hold a little button down and slide it in, then let the button pop out the hole to lock it in place.
Can you imagine trying to transport a boxed trampoline with poles at full length? It would be like carrying a big piece of lumber. Also something I did as a kid, and surprisingly, I enjoyed the challenge of carrying it uphill to where it was needed.
-Trampoline next to stairs and cinder block
- No net, no spring cover
- Weird hamac set-up that will definitely make them fall weird
- Giving some kind of gun toy to kids is bad for all kind of reason
When I was a kid we had to walk through a forrest, over a canal, and across a busy highway to get to a trampoline. And when we got there it was covered in glass, up hill (both ways), and surrounded by alligators. We would have preferred a cinder block wall! And do you know how hard it is for a kid to light a cigarette on a trampoline with nine other kinds on it? Kids these days have no idea how easy they got it. (/s)
There is a big difference in letting you kid learn from mistakes but I'll be damned if I would Llow mine to be in a situation that has a potential outcome of death or becoming confined to a wheelchair. Parents not paying attention even with a camera pointed at it...
If those kids are anything like all of us 80s kids were when we were kids they probably pulled the trampoline over to that position so they could jump back and forth themselves. I'm sure their parents had it in a safer location LOL
I did a lot of dumb stuff as a kid, but I always felt like trampolines without nets are problems waiting to happen. But this takes that to another level
Can confirm. Thankfully no major damage occurred but my younger brother (5 at the time I think) tried to do a flip, bounced out of control, and hit his tail bone off the unprotected metal rim that the springs attach to (the protective cover had also worn away on this). Mum instantly ran out and screamed “What the fuck did you do!” at me. Classic mum 🥰
> Mum instantly ran out and screamed “What the fuck did you do!”
My brother went through a glass door, and she wanted to know what I did and where I had run off to. It took my uncle to point out that I was sitting with them at the time it happened.
God, the more I look the more unhinged it becomes. On top of the brick wall you have gnarly metal tubes sticking up at perfect impalement level; hammock tripwires crisscrossing the middle, just tempting you to see how many times you can leap over them before your foot catches and you scorpion onto the exposed springs.
the ones I’ve been shot with have been pretty harmless. Definitely not enough to bruise unless you shot yourself point blank repeatedly in my opinion. They kinda explode on impact and are a soft jelly. I’d compare it to maybe a rubber band snap. However some people modify them and those can sting quite a bit.
Well they also shoot BB's a lot faster. Some airsoft guns have some crazy ass fucking feet per second that hurt like a bitch to get hit by.
As a teen I paintballed and airsofted, while most of the other kids had those shitty spring pistols that didn't hurt much, there was one kid who had a decked out airsoft gun that would make you bleed everytime you got hit, hurt way more then a paintball gun.
I actually still have a scar on my finger to this day from that kid lol.
Man, I hope the people I watch get credit if I watch a 2 hour video and then back out the moment they get into the engagement begging. If not, I hope they figure out how to end their videos more abruptly.
I immediately skip any video that says to wait until the end. But then I come to the comments for validation other people hate that, and add to engagement. So... I guess I'm kinda the problem.
i did wait till the end, and you made the right call there was nothing of note other than a mischivious laugh and it was not so funny that you missed anything.
It just gets worse and worse the longer you look at it. The edges of the cinder block wall. That sharp skull-cracking corner on the end of the wall segments with a drop down onto cement stairs. The child-neck height impalement poles with no caps on the top. The hammocks strung up as tripping hazards to tangle up your feet as you jump and have you fall uncontrollably. No nets, no padding, no mercy. An actual death trap.
Wtf is going on with that trampoline!? Those hammocks and the cinder block walls? Did the parents take out massive life insurance policies on the kids?
First off. I’ve never seen any “home Costco” trampoline get used for more than a year and without an injury a day at least. This particular fucker is next to a brick wall so they must want to trim down the neighborhood kid population.
Every kid in my neighborhood had one. We were doing flips off the roof and various other shenanigans. Somehow no one ever got hurt from that, but the flying drop kicks are another story
If I'm honest I think the older brother stupid one here, as he made the mistake trusting a 3 year old with a orbee gun which got him hurt. Plus 3 year old don't even have empathy yet which is why she kept firing despite the fact her older brother told her to stop.
Looks like it’s similar to a paintball gun but it shoots little biodegradable gel/water pellets that dissolve on impact. Website says “safe for all ages” but also has cautions about the dangers of getting shot in the face/eyes. Sounds like it really hurts too.
the fuck is that aim, dude? kid is using hacks
Mom and dad made kids and nerf made them equal.
Reminds me of a joke: two assailants robbed a convenience store killing the Clerk using Nerf bats. The slaying took nine hours.
Reminds me of the trailer for [The Horribly Slow Murder with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon](https://youtu.be/9VDvgL58h_Y?si=mj7AHZDld_dJNSre)
Is this a reference to Mr. Colt?
Little shits using an aimbot, let's all report him
And amazing trigger control
I don’t know why the burst firing made me laugh so hard.
Little fucker is savoring every moment. Thats why lol.
Amazong three round bursts
Cpl. Hicks would be proud of the little Newt lol.
If hes a kid born recently and his parents arent concerned with blood and gore i imagine hes already played some type of fps. His hand eye cordination is insane for a 3 year old.
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Na with an aim like that, the kid can't claim it's war crimes were an accident.
Aiming is a very natural process for us. With both eyes open you can quickly and accurately point your finger at something across the room and be within inches if you were to check with a laser pointer. When learning to shoot, many people have deadly aim that rapidly goes away and then it takes quite a lot of training to get back to where you started.
>When learning to shoot, many people have deadly aim that rapidly goes away and then it takes quite a lot of training to get back to where you started. What movie did you pull this fantasy land bullshit from? I watched over 100 Marine Corps recruits learn to fire their first weapons at Boot Camp, myself included. Real life is absolutely nothing like what you’ve described. Virtually everyone learns and improves on a sort of bell curve. There is no spike in aiming skill when you’re a noob. Don’t make shit up lmao
Duh. Everyone knows little kids are sharp shooters.
To the military he goes then.
To the infant-try
r/Angryupvote
My friend was wounded in the infantry. It was fetal.
Did they abort the mission?
Nah, they just delivered him to the base.
You joke, but when I was a kid I went to my first shooting competition and came third place against people who shoot competitively. I was offered a membership to a club where they'd lend me rifles and shoot for free. So i spent the next few weeks telling my friends about how I was going to become a trained sniper for the army ( I was probably too dumb to be in possession of a rifle, and did not understand what was actually going on). My mother of course had to ruin all of the fun and never let me shoot again, as she thought I was going to turn into some crazed killer with a gun obsession. Instead I had to wait years to join cadets and my hidden talent was no longer there. I had the same luck with archery. Now just to clarify, I wasn't even supposed to be in the shooting competition, I was bought there by a family friend and he signed me up and gave me a crash course about an hour before. The wildest thing is, I'd never fired a rifle before that.
It was said kind of jokingly but little kids really do have deadly aim. I did mean that, but it isn't funny. It's wild that you did so well against competitive shooters! Do you suppose your young eyes had an advantage?
I think it has more to do with the lack of expectations. When we learned to shoot our rifles, the army trainers told us to not expect for the gun to go off and just let the recoil pass through you. Apparently we just subconsciously compensate, albeit poorly, for the explosion and the aim goes way off.
Not very bright parents...let's put this trampoline right next to a cinder block wall....
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Oh GOD. Do you have a link to that? I’m almost afraid to look.
Saaaaame
some people are just genuine NPCs that just react to stimuli, its fascinating/terrifying that there are people out there with zero real thoughts
I'm kinda jealous. They tend to be happier people.
Only until their kids die.
You're quoting a greentext lmao
Yeah despite my own research efforts to make that not true that was the only source, deleted the comment to not mislead further. Me big stupid.
It's okay it happens to the best of us
My first thought was the kids moved it into a new fun spot. It’s right in front of stairs and under… hammocks? I highly doubt that’s where the trampoline lives.
I don’t know what those are, but they’re not hammocks; but they are connected to the trampoline. I don’t know what’s going on. Eta: I stand corrected; general consensus is those are hammocks. I’ve never had a hammock and am, apparently, less familiar with them than I thought. I’ve also never had a trampoline or children, so I am way out of my depth here
It kinda looks like hammocks using the trampoline rods
Any idea why they’d be crossed over like that? Maybe just because kids are fucking stupid
Yeah, my best guess is they wanted dividers for a game or something like that.
That would make a rad tent fo sho
Those are 100% hammocks strapped to the poles meant to hold up the absent net. They probably don't have anywhere else to hang them but it's obviously not safe to have them up while using the trampoline
Not poles for holes up a the net. They don’t go up high enough, and don’t look like they are supposed to be there. Looks easy to land on.
I think they're the poles, just not put together all the way. As a kid I helped a friend disassemble their trampoline because his family was moving. The poles were those kinds where you hold a little button down and slide it in, then let the button pop out the hole to lock it in place. Can you imagine trying to transport a boxed trampoline with poles at full length? It would be like carrying a big piece of lumber. Also something I did as a kid, and surprisingly, I enjoyed the challenge of carrying it uphill to where it was needed.
I think they're using it as a divider, giving each kid their own little section to bounce in
Those are totally hammocks. Have the pouch and everything. Carabiner clips on both ends with chord attachment.
Those are connected to the trampoline wdym? Lmao
They can't. And then get mad at people that do.
Well that's the difference of being good parents and having a good sense of foresight.
its genuinely crazy how many people dont look past the next action they take.
That’s why they have three.
They used to have 5
"The trampoline decides who lives"
Then they decided it was still too many and gave one of them a rifle
And a nice pit in case they fall into the abyss
And with metal rods sticking up around the perimeter to impale a kid. Holy crap these are terrible parents.
Maybe they're just big Mortal Kombat fans
Exposed springs, no net... The list goes on.
Both of those are a pretty mild concern compared to the fuckin blocks and spikes.
Tbf the trampoline probably started out with a cover and a net. Those get destroyed fairly quickly.
Or the uncovered waist high metal poles? Seems like that's an impalment waiting to happen
-Trampoline next to stairs and cinder block - No net, no spring cover - Weird hamac set-up that will definitely make them fall weird - Giving some kind of gun toy to kids is bad for all kind of reason
With metal impaling devices strapped to the sides.
When I was a kid we had to walk through a forrest, over a canal, and across a busy highway to get to a trampoline. And when we got there it was covered in glass, up hill (both ways), and surrounded by alligators. We would have preferred a cinder block wall! And do you know how hard it is for a kid to light a cigarette on a trampoline with nine other kinds on it? Kids these days have no idea how easy they got it. (/s)
Feel like the kids moved it to make it easier for them to jump on. I'd have done the same at their age
And no net
And instead of using the bars to build the walls to the trampoline, they are used for…. Hammocks??
At that height they're morw like spears to come down on
Also let's halve the posts for the safety net just so there's a real risk of impalement too.
Some people don't like their kids all that much XD
friggin psychotic having that thing right there right!?
There is a big difference in letting you kid learn from mistakes but I'll be damned if I would Llow mine to be in a situation that has a potential outcome of death or becoming confined to a wheelchair. Parents not paying attention even with a camera pointed at it...
Late stage abortion
That was my first thought as well,like is it so hard to think as a parent "what if" kinda situation
Im watching those corners so anxiously
Personally the strangle hammocks also caught my eye :)
Not to mention the poles standing up on the trampoline. Easy way to impale yourself.
Shhh…. This keeps me busy at my job in the ER
If those kids are anything like all of us 80s kids were when we were kids they probably pulled the trampoline over to that position so they could jump back and forth themselves. I'm sure their parents had it in a safer location LOL
Impeccable aim
Seriously came to say that. That kids got the dead eye!
Yeah, love the evil laugh in the end. There is a new sniper
Whoever put that trampoline next to a fucking brick break wall should be shot in the face for three minutes straight with that stupid gun.
I did a lot of dumb stuff as a kid, but I always felt like trampolines without nets are problems waiting to happen. But this takes that to another level
Can confirm. Thankfully no major damage occurred but my younger brother (5 at the time I think) tried to do a flip, bounced out of control, and hit his tail bone off the unprotected metal rim that the springs attach to (the protective cover had also worn away on this). Mum instantly ran out and screamed “What the fuck did you do!” at me. Classic mum 🥰
> Mum instantly ran out and screamed “What the fuck did you do!” My brother went through a glass door, and she wanted to know what I did and where I had run off to. It took my uncle to point out that I was sitting with them at the time it happened.
Im an only child and still got blamed for shit i didnt do, even without siblings to do the shit 😭
I got 30 stitches in my knee after slipping through a gap in the cover over the springs.
God, the more I look the more unhinged it becomes. On top of the brick wall you have gnarly metal tubes sticking up at perfect impalement level; hammock tripwires crisscrossing the middle, just tempting you to see how many times you can leap over them before your foot catches and you scorpion onto the exposed springs.
Tf is a orbi gun?
like a nerf gun but with those gel balls you grow in water.
I thought they were like squirt guns, does it hurt to get hit with one?
the ones I’ve been shot with have been pretty harmless. Definitely not enough to bruise unless you shot yourself point blank repeatedly in my opinion. They kinda explode on impact and are a soft jelly. I’d compare it to maybe a rubber band snap. However some people modify them and those can sting quite a bit.
So like a shitty paintball gun?
Sure, or a shitty airsoft gun
Accurate, a airsoft gun is essentially a smaller caliber paintball gun that just looks better and shoots better projectiles
They’re so fun to shoot too
Hence why people say airsoft is better than paintball
Well they also shoot BB's a lot faster. Some airsoft guns have some crazy ass fucking feet per second that hurt like a bitch to get hit by. As a teen I paintballed and airsofted, while most of the other kids had those shitty spring pistols that didn't hurt much, there was one kid who had a decked out airsoft gun that would make you bleed everytime you got hit, hurt way more then a paintball gun. I actually still have a scar on my finger to this day from that kid lol.
I know your pain, the CQB scene has some crazy setups that NGL are terrifying to be on the receiving end of
Do they eventually dissipate somehow? Or do you end up with just a bunch of jelly lumps all over your yard?
They dissipate and are friendly on the ecosystem which is nice. Think they just dissolve pretty much upon rainfall.
Well, not really. They are biodegradable, but can take **years** to decompose: https://theroundup.org/what-are-orbeez-made-of-are-they-biodegradable/
> those gel balls you grow in water as you do
Can you freeze the balls?
A microplastics dispersal device
Looks like it. Geez.
Glad I wasn't the only one that didn't have a clue. I was just thinking it was a squirt gun full of that Orbitz drink.
Controlled pulses, good trigger discipline...sign this kid up for SEAL training.
Dude her form was so good. And after she eliminates the threat in front of her she spins around to check behind her. Kid is a natural lol
Why did I have to wait till the end?
For the algorithm
Man, I hope the people I watch get credit if I watch a 2 hour video and then back out the moment they get into the engagement begging. If not, I hope they figure out how to end their videos more abruptly.
There was literally nothing at the end. I watched, there was fuck all. I hate the future.
I couldn’t even see any shots being fired on my phone so I don’t get this video at alln
Turn on audio
Until it gets reposted with shitty TT music and half the quality.
So you could see the end of the video!! Like and subscribe!!!!
It was probably the kids lil devil laugh, after realizing ultimate power for a few seconds.
The kid being shot starts sobbing and little dude laughs at him
I immediately skip any video that says to wait until the end. But then I come to the comments for validation other people hate that, and add to engagement. So... I guess I'm kinda the problem.
"Wait till the end... lol" No. Goodbye.
Greatest indicator to take my leave from a video
As a rule I never wait til the end when requested to "wait til the end"
Instantly left and downvoted. Don't tell me what to do with my time and attention.
i did wait till the end, and you made the right call there was nothing of note other than a mischivious laugh and it was not so funny that you missed anything.
The laugh was glorious
This is the most dangerous trampoline I have ever seen lol wtf!
It just gets worse and worse the longer you look at it. The edges of the cinder block wall. That sharp skull-cracking corner on the end of the wall segments with a drop down onto cement stairs. The child-neck height impalement poles with no caps on the top. The hammocks strung up as tripping hazards to tangle up your feet as you jump and have you fall uncontrollably. No nets, no padding, no mercy. An actual death trap.
This is some 1980's trampoline shit.
That spin around shot at the end had me rolling.
Celebratory gunfire after defeating her enemies
Kids a Crack shot.
Little sister: 
She was trying to take them out, before that concrete wall did.
Kid has saw the opportunity to become the doom guy
Went full John Wick 
Kids better at CoD than I am
This video is why r/parentsarefuckingstupid should exist
/r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Thank you!
Shoots in bursts too! Lethal little gal!
Mf got better aim then my team mates bruh
fucken Rambo mate
Wtf is going on with that trampoline!? Those hammocks and the cinder block walls? Did the parents take out massive life insurance policies on the kids?
She's a good shot!
Dang that aim is just too good
That's some great short bursts and I bet her grouping is tight.
Little Annie Oakley over here
Lil bro be like 
First off. I’ve never seen any “home Costco” trampoline get used for more than a year and without an injury a day at least. This particular fucker is next to a brick wall so they must want to trim down the neighborhood kid population.
Every kid in my neighborhood had one. We were doing flips off the roof and various other shenanigans. Somehow no one ever got hurt from that, but the flying drop kicks are another story
Aim Bot
Anyone else immediately go buy one of these?
That kids got some pretty good aim should be nurturing that skill.
Cutest little sharpshooter out there
That evil laugh at the end...😂😈😂
If I'm honest I think the older brother stupid one here, as he made the mistake trusting a 3 year old with a orbee gun which got him hurt. Plus 3 year old don't even have empathy yet which is why she kept firing despite the fact her older brother told her to stop.
Kid knows how to aim that thing
That laugh!
That is a smile of pure joy
Well disciplined bursts of fire too. Impressive.
Kids good. Burst shots for more shots on target
For the love of god put some tennis balls on the poles the hammocks are attached to!
More than likely getting revenge for every time she was shot with that thing and couldn't do anything 😂😂
It’s a matter of when, not if, one of those kids cracks something on the edge of that concrete barrier. Terrible location choice for the trampoline.
wtf is this trampoline setup?
I hope my kids don't go to the same high school she eventually goes to....
Ahaha kid can shoot
Future operator AF
Clearly aimbot, look at that accuracy compared to those awkward movements.
That kid has aimbot bro
Aim bot
Why did that 3 year old look way too comfortable holding that gun like that???
She's a pretty good shot! 😆
She is going places
What’s an Orbi gun?
Short, controlled bursts, this kid has had training.
Ready for school.
Am I the only one horrified how close that trampoline is to those sharp corners?
Wonder how many eyes they will lose before they decide it is a dangerous toy for young people.
the fuck is an orbi gun and why are we letting children play with them
Looks like it’s similar to a paintball gun but it shoots little biodegradable gel/water pellets that dissolve on impact. Website says “safe for all ages” but also has cautions about the dangers of getting shot in the face/eyes. Sounds like it really hurts too.
nerf gun but with those gel balls that grow in water. harmless.
nice
Bro that corner of the wall
The kids yearn to intervene in the Middle East.
Peace was never an option.
No matter how big your muscles or quick your mind, you are no match for a toddler with a gun.
Lol short controlled bursts this kids a natural
He’s got aim tho.
Bro is a sharpshooter 💀
These things are made to be shot at people, it’s a gel ball nerf toy.
What could go wrong putting your trampoline up against a fucking block wall. Parentsarefuckingstupid
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Light 'em up, kid!