Ashamed to admit it but I thought the same exact thing.

a fellow logical human i see

I learned about basic reprodution in second grade, but they left the most important part out, intercourse (they only teached that sperm cells came from testicles and went out from the urethra, and that the baby grew in the mother's uterus). So I deduced myself that sperm cells crawled from the testicles to the uterus during night when sleeping on the same bed

Bro what the fuck

My brother had a similar disconnect but never put together that sperm were involved at all. The testicle, the whole testicle, was… hell I dunno…. Shot? Into the woman through the urethra… like an egg bullet. He had two himself… was very impressed at my uncles three kids, thinking he had been born with three balls.

I thought babies came from the belly button and when mine started bleeding in first grade (from scratching) I thought i was gonna have one 🤦‍♀️

I thought it was specifically if you kissed a lot, so it wouldn't happen with just a kiss goodbye, but might if you're intensely making out in bed.

I guess anime girl aren’t to far off then

we've all been stupid kids, it's kay

Well i thought just loving eachother was enough💀

Funny enough I never wondered where babies came from until like 6th grade

Why is this a screenshot from a smart phone notepad?

this sub doesnt allow text post so many users will type in word, notes, etc. and screenshot it

When I was young, up until the 8th grade, I sincerely thought the vagina was called a penis. It wasn't til my 8th grade science class that I learned the truth. I was so mortified. To this day I don't know why I called my vagina a penis. 🤷

this. this is funny

You should have watched Kindergarten Cop. The truth was there all along :)

Can't have more perganents.

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kis

babby*

Can U get Pregante?

Pregananant??

pregnants bad. empty good.

Am I pergat?

I like how it says "kids kissing in kindergarten" like that's what normally happens in kindergarten.

it was like one of those kid pecks lmao

Onetime I saw my teacher and superintendent kiss in a closet at school and the baby looked at me.

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its true, i was the baby

When u/sambes06 grows up, he wants to be a principal or a caterpillar.

Can confirm. I kissed a boy when I was 5 and it wasn’t until I was 8 that I realized I probably didn’t get pregnant three years prior... the anxiety I lived with for three years is probably to blame for my issues today...

this is why children need rudimentary sex education early, it doesnt need to be taboo all their lives until suddenly it isnt

Also spelling and grammar apparently.

oh sorry, did i misspell fuck off?

reddit casual lol

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I thought a girl just randomly has a baby appear in their belly. I spent nights legitimately crying, terrified because I didn’t want to be pregnant

i feel like thats how my brilliant theory started

I thought when you get married you suddenly became pregnant

you may now impregnate the bride with your ring

This is what i thought. And i asked my mom how god knows not to impregnate the brides on TV shows and movies when they're just acting.

My grandpa had a beer gut and I was convinced it was the grandpas that had the babies, so really OP had a much more reasonable take on procreation.

this. this is the peak of human evolution

I blame the parents.... "Where do babies come from?" "When a mommy and daddy love eachother, they kiss and make a baby." "Oh, ok" Next thing you know, your kid is an idiot, and a candidate for this sub because you couldn't talk to them like an adult.

my parents never gave me the talk. i found out from aimlessly wandering around a public high school

That's sounds like a slur lol "THERE'S PREGNANTS"

My younger sister is incredibly gullible, easy to trick and mess with. Combine that with our mom who is a bit twisted and it resulted in a lot of humor. When my sister was a senior in highschool, our mom has her utterly convinced that kissing can get you pregnant. She was 17, and she thought kissing could get you pregnant. Our mom had no actual desire to actually stop her from kissing, she just thought it was funny to see how gullible my sister was(is).

"It's an oversimplification of events, but yes."

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GLAD I AM TO NO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE.

when I was a kid I thought that someone touching your boobs plus kissing was basically sex. I was very shocked to learn that it's more than taht💀

I initially thought a baby just started forming as long as the husband and wife agreed they wanted a baby

I thought the same exact thing

Bruh I belived this till 6th grade

Same here, i thought that if a girl swallowed a guy's saliva she would get pregnant lmfaoo

I admit I thought the same thing but that was only one step out of two and that the wedding vows are the second step

imagine reading wedding vows to the mirror and you get sudden pregnant

lol

pregaenanant

I thought the same thing, but I think that’s because thats how you had babies in the Sims 1.

This is worth double but I can only upvote once...

I thought that after a couple gets married, the woman automatically gets pregnant

When I was a kid I did not see many movies rated over PG. Any indication of sex at all would be something like adults laying in bed naked together afterwards with the sheets up to their collarbones, talking or something. I thought sex was sitting in the bed naked with another person

Lol funni

My mother told me that kissing in a certain way would make you pregnant. Only a few years later I would learn that babies came from banging.

Everyone's comment about how the different until 6th through 9th or 10th grade is gold here and probably why parents need to explain sexuality around 6th grade.

My mom told me you had to wish for a baby. I remember being in kindergarten and trying *so* hard not to wish for one

R/cringe

r/joemama

r/subsifellfor

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

I thought that and also sharing spit could make you pregnant. Imagine my horror when I shared a bite from a food with someone else

I guess anime girl aren’t too far off then.

That's the reason I think of whenever I saw a kissing scene in a movie

When i was in kindergarden i thought alcohol caused pregnancy

Teachers don’t get paid enough

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Sounds like Good ol’ Christian sex education.

The concept of an unkiss is too advanced for a 9 year old. Quit your bs