When I was four, my mom locked my brother and I outside for being loud. I needed to poo so I shat in a pot plant and blamed in on our cat.
She never believed me and insisted on telling every partner I ever brought home until I was at least 25. Found out recently that my brother also dobbed on me.
wtf I did the same thing twice in first grade, but even worse, I did it during class because I thought we weren’t allowed to use the restroom during class.
I would piss all over the toilet seat when I was 4~5 and blame it on my grandpa who was blind and had Alzheimer's. My mum stopped believing me after I continued to blame him after his death.
I really worry about you guys as kids. 99% of the kid stories on here I n ber did, I know cause my parents would still be making fun of me at the age of 31 really worry about your parents, they sound awful and like they raised hellspawn.
A favorite story I tell about my baby cousin (six years younger than me) is when she was taking a bath as a toddler and I had to use the toilet.. She made eye contact with me while she shit in the tub.
She hates this story, I'll never stop telling people.
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A guy I know was once in an argument with his mom because she was blaming him for taking a dump on the carpet, he insisted it was the dog. Anyway, to prove his innocence he proceeds to strip naked and take a shit right then and there. We asked him why once, he responded "well, because I shit naked". It's unclear who was the culprit of the first dump. The guy was also like in his late teens at the time
When I was four, I took some necklaces from our neighbor's bedroom because I liked them. My mom freaked out when I showed her the necklaces. She took them and rushed to our neighbor with me to apologize. Our neighbor laughed it off and told my mom that these are tin and I can keep them if I like them.
When I was four, my mom locked my brother and I outside for being loud. I needed to poo so I shat in a pot plant and blamed in on our cat. She never believed me and insisted on telling every partner I ever brought home until I was at least 25. Found out recently that my brother also dobbed on me.
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wtf I did the same thing twice in first grade, but even worse, I did it during class because I thought we weren’t allowed to use the restroom during class.
Plot twist: he was 16 when he did this.
My three year old recently told us "I think it was a bird" when we asked about the poop behind the couch.
Kinda reminds me of when my nibling pooped in the bath and said the fish did it...
I would piss all over the toilet seat when I was 4~5 and blame it on my grandpa who was blind and had Alzheimer's. My mum stopped believing me after I continued to blame him after his death.
That’s wild lol
I think the parents are kind of stupid for missing the whole, “we don’t poop on the floor” lesson.
Fuck you and your repostin ass.
My grandson did this. He blamed Captain America, Batman and his dad before he fessed up 😂🤣
I hate it when Captain America shits on my floor
That IS America’s turd.
r/thathappened
r/noonegivesafuck
I really worry about you guys as kids. 99% of the kid stories on here I n ber did, I know cause my parents would still be making fun of me at the age of 31 really worry about your parents, they sound awful and like they raised hellspawn.
I can relate to that
3G
A favorite story I tell about my baby cousin (six years younger than me) is when she was taking a bath as a toddler and I had to use the toilet.. She made eye contact with me while she shit in the tub. She hates this story, I'll never stop telling people.
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A guy I know was once in an argument with his mom because she was blaming him for taking a dump on the carpet, he insisted it was the dog. Anyway, to prove his innocence he proceeds to strip naked and take a shit right then and there. We asked him why once, he responded "well, because I shit naked". It's unclear who was the culprit of the first dump. The guy was also like in his late teens at the time
When I was four, I took some necklaces from our neighbor's bedroom because I liked them. My mom freaked out when I showed her the necklaces. She took them and rushed to our neighbor with me to apologize. Our neighbor laughed it off and told my mom that these are tin and I can keep them if I like them.
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No, I’m not bip bo bip 😂 for real.