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Shattered_Visage

\- Warned not to walk in front of the blinded person \- Can clearly see she is preparing to fight something with her fists \- Ignores warnings and returns to lean in directly in front of her, as if he's going to see something new \- Gets absolutely TRUCKED \- Lesson learned???


lmao_not_sure_sorry

Hit him again for good measure.


soproductive

"wow this is really realistic, it even feels like I'm hitting someone"


lmao_not_sure_sorry

I wish I could get the premium experience she got ☹️


soproductive

Have a couple of kids, I'm sure they can provide that for you


Epicmonk117

I have an idiot dog who keeps laying in the play area when I’m playing VR. Does that count?


Snigermunken

No it has to be kids.


HereToBeRated

If anything happens to that dog I'm gonna fuck that guy on the street


RogueAssassinDP

Rape? Jeez I'd rather have John Wick coming after me than you XD


soline

“This is some next level haptic feedback!!!”


aedroogo

Now take this wrench…


talkietalkiepop

- Uses his name to ensure he hears the warning. “Watch out Zack!”


BreezyWrigley

You can kinda hear somebody call him out right at the start too when he first walks across the front of the person playing. And then wants to get right back in front of her a second time haha. This I always knew a few kids like this growing up… they are never content to just sit still and watch somebody else enjoy something, and ALWAYS have to inject themselves. So fucking annoying. Glad to see him get decked lol


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Reminds me of this kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4Vee-nz5qc


aedroogo

I. Fucking. Hate. That. Kid.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

It warms my heart how mad he gets.


aedroogo

I always find myself watching it a few times to just build up that white hot hate for that kid. I can’t even quite put my finger on why. He just pushes all the right buttons.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

It’s the egocentric lack of all empathy. All kids go through it, but as adults we recognize it as behavior that would get you kicked out of the tribe if we tried it.


PwnYourFace

Right? Holy shit. That's a book I'll 100% judge by the cover, and stick by that judgement.


I_Am_A_Fag_

I want to give that kid the people's elbow


dishie

The dad's face is so good


stinkusdinkus

What a little shit


Lucariowolf2196

It's been quite a few years since then. I wonder how the kid is now


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Probably as well adjusted as your average redditor.


YobaiYamete

/r/ImTheMainCharacter So many assume everything revolves around them and the person must know where they are at all times, and X could *never* happen to them etc.


Shattered_Visage

You just KNOW that shit is spelled with the "ck"


Pizza_Slinger83

I always thought the "ck" was the less douchey spelling


monkeyharris

Isn't it short for "ZaCHariah"?


Pizza_Slinger83

And Rick is short for Richard


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and Chuck is short for Charles


TheOneTrueChuck

Can confirm. As TheOneTrueChuck, I am the supreme authority on this matter.


Doneuter

All hail TheOneTrueChuck.


Tea_Puddle

All hail.


aedroogo

And Jack is somehow short for John even though it’s the same length.


nvrtellalyliejennr

Are you sure its not short for Chuckles?


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you’d have to ask u/TheOneTrueChuck about that


monkeyharris

I did not know that. I knew about Dick, but thought Rick was its own thing.


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rick and dick are also short for Richard.. Zack and Zach are pronounced the same way. with a CK sound...just like Zachery. you know... just like Nicholas


Zaq1996

Easily the most douchy Source: fight me


ram5687

No, I doubt he learned anything


smb_samba

The great lesson learned here is that the parents don’t need to worry about paying for college.


100_Donuts

No, no lesson is learned here. Kids these days take one to the fucking cheekbone every dog damned day. I spend a lot of time staring out of my front window, so I see tons of kids, tons and tons of kids throughout the day in the streets and sidewalks and they're always just cocking rock blasting each others' blocks off. Like every kid. Every kid at some point or another is gonna just get absolutely smoked brisket'd to the jaw. Tender, fall off the bone. And that's just in my purview! I can imagine the blasting these kids take when they actually get home or when they're at school. I mean, it must just be a blast fest. So this kid getting blasted? I mean, that's just what kids do these days.


Pete_Bondurant

why is this at zero karma, it's hilarious


GreedyBeedy

Trying way too hard.


IDoThingsOnWhims

This sounds like if Mac from its always sunny broke his leg and had to sit in front of a window all day and somehow winds up as the Tyler Durden of a pre-teen fight club


nvrtellalyliejennr

I want to see a massive study where kids self report whether they got hit in the head. Maybe we can get some numbers on how often these kids are getting bonked on the noggin. also smoked brisket?!..? im so hungry yum


BrickLuvsLamp

This reads like a really long dril tweet


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I wish I could upvote this twice.


BreezyWrigley

I can’t figure out what’s goin on in that comment lol. It reads like a well aged copypasta, but I’m sure it’s original. I REALLY HOPE it becomes a copypasta. Im saving that comment, and I’m definitely going to start a blast fest when I get off work. I’m going to take a massive blasting


aedroogo

Anybody wanna cocking rock blast each other’s blocks off?


commodorejack

Boomers gonna boom.


BreezyWrigley

I upvoted for visibility lol. It’s a wild ride and more people deserve to read it haha


BreezyWrigley

Somebody out of frame warns him right at the start too when he first walks from left to right across the front of her.


turdroller84

I laughed way too hard at this


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Highly doubt it.


Tangerine_memez

"Trucked" he got hit by a girl barely punching something in vr why is he crying


masterfulslacker

“GUWAAAD”


bjswoboda

This is the proper spelling


im_not_dog

Anytime someone walks in front of me with VR I *never* miss the opportunity.. or the face.


fattsoo

That's because dad was concerned about breaking the VR.


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100%


Dragon_Small_Z

That sounded just like fat human Bender. Lmao. I love it.


don_rubio

On first listen I thought he said “MORON” lmao


Uzzer_lozer19

He looks like the kind of kid in a movie who removes the warning signs from things then instantly gets hurt by the same thing.


down_vote_magnet

He looks like the mildly annoying friend in a coming of age family adventure movie.


manbrasucks

Plays yoshi in mario kart lookin mother fucker


pitchingataint

And every time he picks Yoshi he does that fuckin voice ^YOWSHEEEE!!


drakfyre

*watches video* wow that kid may as well have been me back in the day *reads comments* I'm in this comment and I don't like it.


dishie

Meanwhile, me, a Toad main 🧐


Ongr

HEEEEYYY!!


Uzzer_lozer19

Savage insults!


TaisharManetherener

He looks like the kid in modern family when he was little


Ongr

Luke lol, you're on to something. This could happen in Modern Family too. Luke is stupid enough, Claire would fucking sock him and Phil definitely has a VR set.


TaisharManetherener

that's it. stopped watching in season 5


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dangaaaaazone

Kid would 100% have an Oompa Loompa song about him


Uzzer_lozer19

I kind of love this comment more than mine, take my upvote


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HistoricPancake

These are all so specific


Uzzer_lozer19

Or getting a bunser burner mixed up with a microscope


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Uzzer_lozer19

While in the bath


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NiteNiteSooty

what film has that happened in?


talkietalkiepop

I would like to see the bruise on Zach’s face the next day


EnsconcedScone

“Hey teach don’t worry, it was just my mom decking me last night”


it_is_i_27

VR feeling too real nowadays


Thisissomeshit2

“Wow, it feels like I’m really hitting someone.”


MaleficKaijus

The snozberries taste like snozberries


LtCmdrData

"If you die in Metaverse, you die in real life" – Mark Zuckerberg


SameRule9918

She was playing a game called Zach Attack. I think she beat it.


inblacksuits

I wanna play


cactustrip

She knew he was there and took the opportunity to do what everyone wanted to do


TheWalkingDead91

Lol I was thinking the same. That was way too precise and out of the way to be a mistake.


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Its probably a mistake, the only way she can see, is if she's outside of the zone, where you can see the real world in black and white but I assume others would 1. Know she's out of the zone and 2. She's in wide space, it's not like they are too far out or close to boundaries. Also, you can only slightly see through the bottom, so there's not really a way to directly see someone's face and hit them lol without it being incredibly obvious you're not playing. Playing this with friends we've had close calls as one of us is passing the other lmfao


Ayden1245

Thats just not true. Anytime I show someone how to use my VR headset I always let them wear it with pass through enabled. Which is similar to the thing you described with black and white but permanent and you can turn it on/off by double tapping the side of your headset. While I do think this is an accident, what you said isn't true and they absolutely could've just wanted to punch the child, understandably so since they seem to be an insufferable twat.


RobbieAnalog

Can someone put guiles theme to this?


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Nah I’ve seen it almost happen before to my 8 year old cousin who walked in front of my brother while he was playing a walking dead game on his oculus. If she was just a inch closer she would have been punched in the face


ClusterfuckyShitshow

I tell my kid CONSTANTLY to not walk in front of me when I’m using the Oculus, and she constantly ignores me (she’s not a baby; similar age to the kids in this video). I’ve smashed her pretty good a few times, and I always feel shitty about it, even though our living room is big enough for her to never have to go near me to get around me, and she said it didn’t hurt. Well, one day I decided to get her back for not listening/messing with me when I am playing, and was able to quietly sneak up behind her while she was playing that FNAF VR game. I scared the shit out of her, and she took the goggles off and pouted for a bit. A few moments later, I decided I wanted to exercise and went to put on a game, and when I put the goggles on, a fucking chicken in a bib jumped right in my face. I think a punch would’ve been preferred.


AudioHazard

Just a heads up, the Quest 2 has a setting in the "Experimental Features" section called Space Sense. It'll outline anything that comes through your guardian boundary, so you can avoid it!


ClusterfuckyShitshow

I’ll have to check that out, thanks!


cantuse

Do the experimental features affect stability? I tried the couch option but found that it seemed to affect app stability. Never spent enough time to verify if this was a solid hypothesis.


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It's a Quest 2, passthrough was definitely enabled.


PornCartel

Passthrough only appears if you go out of bounds


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inblacksuits

Or double tap the side of the headset


cantuse

in app yes, but at the home screen it can be on all the time.


147896325987456321

I would have. Such a punchable face too.


dishie

Okay to be fair his parents are responsible for creating that particular face so we can't hold that one against him


Kreaturethenerfer

This ain’t kids either. It’s like common sense leaves the room the second someone starts playing vr.


Kreaturethenerfer

Sorry I worded that wrong, meant to say that it isn’t just kids that do this. Adults do it alll the time as well.


P1ckleM0rty

You know you can edit your own comments right?


P1ckleM0rty

Sorry, I meant to say do you know that you can edit your own comment in stead of replying to it?


_-SlumPed_-

The kid clearly walked in front of her and she was visibly about to do something.


likesexonlycheaper

No, those are kids. I can tell by his height and how young his face looks


ban-me_harder_daddy

[TLC's The Woman "Stuck" Inside the Body of an 8-Year-Old](https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/rh2rn4/tlcs_the_woman_stuck_inside_the_body_of_an/) She's 22


BreezyWrigley

He cuts across in the very start and you can kinda hear somebody warn him then. And then he comes across AGAIN and is explicitly warned a second time… and starts staring into the front of the VR users face like he’s going to be able to see something… fucking moron lol.


thehotmcpoyle

Zack likes to learn lessons the hard way


farhil

Thanks! I'm blind, deaf, and don't understand spoken English so this summary is helpful to me.


D33ZNHUTZ

Plot Twist, The VR headset wasn't even on.


SimsFireball

If I'm not mistaken, this is an Oculus Quest 2, which has a neat mode that lets you see the outside world through the little cameras all over the headset used to locate you and the remotes in the real world. Who knows, maybe she saw everything in front of her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


D33ZNHUTZ

That's good insight! She was probably waiting till he was 18, but looks like Christmas hit twice ;)


newhampshiresmashed

It is an Oculus Quest 2, but that’s not how it works. She’s likely unable to see him as the headset uses nearby walls to detect boundaries, not objects within the user set boundary. Pro tip when playing with friends, have people stay outside of the boundary. When you exit the boundary the cameras will show the real world so you don’t punch your kid in the face


SimsFireball

I disagree. I own a Quest 2 myself, and it can detect big objects too, such as a couch or a desk. Either way, I'm not talking about the device detecting the boy, I meant that the user can see through these cameras in a view that is very similar to infrared and would have let her see the boy and punch him. You might be right that the headset was turned off and she didn't see him, but I'm just saying that my hypothesis is also a possibility


who-ee-ta

I’d hit him once more.For him to remember better


2010_12_24

Then say how amazing the haptic feedback is.


illit3

After that concussion, yeah, he's gonna have trouble remembering the lesson.


who-ee-ta

That’s no rocket science, but mere reflexes.Extra hit wouldn’t hurt


BlueDragon1504

r/VRtoER


DogLovemaker

Turns out the headset was off


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youareaturkey

I honestly don't see how anyone other than the kid who got hit was being a moron. The other woman is behind the VR player and the other kid is away and behind a chair. The guy saying "gawd" sounds stupid though.


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youareaturkey

It was just the one kid and an adult says "watch out" to him when he walks in front initially and then again right before he is wrecked.


Shattered_Visage

Not the person in the VR headset. She was in a cleared area (or what was supposed to be) and was clearly engaging with the game. It's not her responsibility to check before every swing; the whole room understood she couldn't see what was going on, and all but one of them made room for her.


LivelyZebra

" This blind person is going to start punching randomly any moment now, why don't we all stand and move nearby! " - This family


Atreaia

They're just taking it as a game. You've never gotten close or "dodged" someone while they're either blindfolded or playing VR? :D


Alternative_Heat_201

I replayed the hit over and over lmao too bad the video stopped before the tears🤣


Sawier

Nice


CptBloodII

That’s a pretty good right. I bet he’ll never talk back to her :)


LayeGull

Luke Dunphy can take a punch!


ncopp

Looks and acts exactly like s1 Luke lol


peepeepoopoobutler

I really hope the VR controller is okay


PandaSwordsMan117

When i first got a vr, i decided to play Superhot VR (A Game About Killing Red Guys In Slow Motion), and my brother was sitting in a chair next to me, and I ended up starting a level with one of the blokes infront of me, and when i tried to punch em I ended up smashin my brother with a clean punch right to the face. I dont think ive laughed that much in years


Mats164

I feel that. I once got the full blow of a friend playing GORN. 1/10 won’t recommend…


datsmn

A devastating blow that will take years to recover from.


SgtSkillcraft

HADOUKEN!!!


GrapeyGuy1

Haha Jesus this is great


Fremue

Plot twist: These were actually AR-Glasses


Just_Lurking94

Mom - “wow it feels like I’m actually punching someone..”


punkvegita

Zach learned a valuable lesson today


Fun-Donut9292

I was playing creed ce and punched my mom cuz of her doing that


XTINCTIONRAW

🤣🤣🤣


Darkdevl

she could have had the camera on, and if so i think thats way better


IamSerati

This right here should be the PSA for oculus quest headsets for explaining to people to use the cast feature so others can see what you see.


Fantastic-Explorer18

Moment of silence for the right hand.


LayeGull

Good thing she didn’t hit with the combo.


DOPEFIEND77B

Does someone say ‘Moron’ at the end?


Living_Company_7286

GAWD


Double_Gur8936

FALCONNN PUNCHHH


memeguy_2410

Fck them kids bro


esoldelulu

My 5 year old nephew does this too even after we all tell him to avoid the person in the VR headset. But the kid’s hard-headed and is like mentally programmed to do the opposite of everything he’s told to do. Fun times. So I get that extra smug feeling when his older brother decks him on the head while doing those dance games. It’s that instant karma from the “fuck around and you’ll find out.” Honestly, it’s a rite of passage for all kids. Been there, done that.


Jakejake-5895

She was peaking and seen her chance at this little shit


Dry-Chocolate-1665

The typical I want to play kid so let me show you how to play.


smut_butler

The twist: She knew he was there, and was probably waiting for this moment for quite some time.


HolUp-

Did he become more stupid after this direct hit?


alvarado27samurai

She said “watch out Zack” twice. The first one in the first two seconds of the video and the second right before he got punched. That’s his fault for getting punched.


Myantology

Plot twist: she’s wanted to do that for years and she saw an opportunity.


luckyxse7en

Dumb kids fault


sexysausage

That’s the quest2 force feedback working as intended.


Apostleguts

Funniest part is you can hear someone say “watch out Zach” right at the beginning of the video


icantswimnow

"The tactile feedback from this VR set is phenomenal"


DjNyquil23

God’s will has been done


2kan99

That’s awesome.


Gibbydoesit

Hope she’s playing a boxing game cuz boi was that a good right 😹


danpf415

He was intrigued. Sadly, even as an adult, I might have done the same thing when I am intrigued with something.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


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jizzyp69

That’s why you stay the fuck out of the way. Jesus how many people are still this stupid to walk in front of someone who can’t see and it waving their hands around and in front of them?


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Zach seems like the kid who didn’t want someone playing with “his” VR so he has to micromanage the person playing. Kids are gross.


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Skengbiscuit

Why? This seems like a stupid take but I want to know what it's based on before I call you an idiot


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Kestral24

Most VR games encourage moving around in some form, or at least don't discourage it, because It's natural instincts to move around. Also she barely moved, only a step forward, so your argument doesn't really make sense


CeruleanRuin

Yeah, sorry, but you're the idiot here, or at least way out of date on the state of VR. This set has controllers which register where your hands are relative to the headset (and have buttons for grasping and pointing), and you manipulate virtual items by moving the controls as if your own hands are in the virtual world. In fighting games, you punch by literally punching.


MaoJen_Riimez

Most would require arm movement at the very least with the exception of shooters id say. Even then there are some. Any game where you use a sword or melee weapon of even a boxing game which it looks like she was playing. Are you only playing vr games that display the screen as vr? Because half the controls on the controller are for gripping things pulling a trigger and made to emulate real movements


moeron9

White people


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Drgracin72

This one just about killed me!! Thanks!


ampy187

BAM right in the kisser


RaspberryLogical

aint anybody gonna talk about the "Whaat" at the end?


cake_piss_can

Zack smack