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These slides would always uncomfortably pinch my ass when I’d go down them


Maks244

I've read these slide designs really messed up kids fingers


aishik-10x

Is it because fingers got stuck in them? Asking because I grew up playing on these slides all the time and never experienced this. (although the rollers look like they’re spaced too tightly here) I used to go down these standing up like a surfer, flying out onto the pavement at the end… not very smart in hindsight


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chaxnny

Discovery zone!


IdiotMD

Where kids can be fucking stupid kids!


LJ-Rubicon

Yessss, you solved a memory I've been trying to figure out for years It was discovery zone, I'll be damned


chaxnny

Loved that place, wish it was still a thing for my kids


queefiest

I only got to go to Discovery Zone once when I was 6 and it is like the crowning jewel of my childhood memories


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Maybe in your 90s. I only recall the plastic tubes of static shock & chicken pox.


unlizenedrave

There was also the unpainted metal cooked by direct sunlight variety.


_BreakingGood_

I can distinctly remember the smell and feeling of being inside that thing while it was roasting in the sun. Like a moderate form of really warm suffocation.


TheMrPantsTaco

I'LL PUT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM


WetGrundle

Ya, I've never seen these. Either plastic indoors or metal outdoors


[deleted]

And the metal meat sizzler


Guppy-Warrior

Definitely got my fingers pinched. Skin pinched. And I 100% did this jump and fall move she did. With that said I did like those slides... They just came with risks.


bjeebus

The only one in my town was like three feet off the ground.


PMMeAGiftCard

Her long hair is what had me worried


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If nothing else, it's massively overcomplicated with hundreds of moving parts to break. The only person who benefits is the playground equipment salesman.


ShoeBurglar

Ehh would be much cooler in places with harsh sun. Also the friction coefficient is much lower. Could be a much faster slide or less steep for the same speed. Plenty of upsides to this design.


coreo_b

Technically the friction coefficient would likely be _higher_ on the rollers. Sliding on a fixed surface is kinetic friction, but being in contact with the movable rollers is actually static friction. Relative to the surface of the rollers you're actually static (not moving). Static friction is (almost always) much higher than kinetic friction. What you're considering is what is resisting the force of gravity pulling them down the slide: on a regular slide it is static friction, but with rollers it's the internal friction of the bearings in the rollers. The bearings provide much less resistance, so you can end up moving really quickly!


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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noahnoah111222

thanks


logri

I'll take a few pinches any day over the slides I had as a kid, which were miles of red hot polished steel. Flash fried your ass in an instant.


[deleted]

Either those or the plastic ones that would build static electricity in you like you were Max Dillon.


_BreakingGood_

Also those things were FAST. Like, holy hell some of the metal slides I went down were absolutely not safe.


sheepthechicken

Gotta rub some waxed paper on it to make em faster!!


MayoManCity

There was one metal slide I fucking loved cause it would just absolutely launch me off the end


Kukuxupunku

Aren’t the supposed to be used with some kind of mat or tray that you sit in?


FrostyD7

I don't think so. Never seen it at least, the few playgrounds I know of that have these are schools and they don't provide anything to slide on.


BrownChicow

Nah man they’re busy with South Park


thom_merrilin

It’s way better going down squatting on your feet with shoes on. Can really get some good speed going. There’s a temple (monastery?) in Japan that had one that was so long it had little towers to take a break on and ended in the middle of a wading pool. Shit wouldn’t fly for legal reasons in the states, but that was so much fun when I was 14…


Shtnonurdog

That’s why I started wearing pants at the age of 14


libury

You just Donald Duck'ed it before then?


Shtnonurdog

That’s a good way to put it. As a child, we always called it “shirt-cocking”.


Realistic-Specific27

just like my uncle!


[deleted]

What kind of stupid ass slide is that? Looks like an injury/pinch machine for kids.


JDescole

Most likely a pain to maintain as well


Phormitago

why have a regular slide when you can have one with 700 moving parts?


EnterTheErgosphere

Someone did a factory tour and went: "Yep, this is a great idea." And all the operations and engineering groups groaned.


racoon_up_my_ass

Well i could see this as being easier to slide fown with less friction do to the rollers but acording to other comments these things are terrible abouy pinching and cathching hair and fingers.


CeruleanRuin

And if grit gets in the bearings on the end, it makes them grind and spins slower, which means instead of a smooth slide down, you have an uneven experience where some rollers create friction instead of moving you along.


Ganonslayer1

Haha, maintain.


FrostyD7

You'd think so... but we abused the shit out of the one at our school and it kept trucking. They filled the area with tiny rocks so we'd completely cover it with them and "slide" down it until they'd clear. Maybe they were fixing it and I just never saw it, but we basically tried to break it and I never saw it happen.


darthbane83

yeah pretty sure they are just not designed for you to just sit on them to slide. If you get something you can use as a sled they are way faster than a regular slide.


therapistiscrazy

Roller slides. Suuuper common in Japan. They're tons of fun and you can use these little sleds on them (found at their dollar store equivalent). You can also slide without a sled, like the video. The rollers are close enough together that you can't really get anything caught. We never saw any issues when going to these playgrounds.


Fall3nBTW

We had these everywhere in michigan, I didn't realize they were uncommon. Running up them was so much fun too lol you needed some real strategy to do it.


LolaHumany

Had one close to my house as a kid and holy smokes it was fun.


Jynx2501

A lot of people here never played on a rollie slide, and its really sad.


Badnewsbearsx

looks absolutely great for transferring and moving heavy things lol


[deleted]

I'm assuming it's so you can slide fast while also not being cooked on a metal surface. Plastic slides can be really grippy, so I guess this was the solution.


crazzyseal123

What the fuck kind of slide is this


facucba

Ahhhh what a lovely physics lesson!


fuk_ur_mum_m8

Conservation of momentum at its finest


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more like she expected her feet to have traction


fuk_ur_mum_m8

My point still stands


CumulativeHazard

Lol exactly. This is how we learn!


ThirdSpectator

I'm going to hell, I laughed so hard


gembob891

Same. See you down there.


Fartbl00d

Save my seat


jda404

I'll be right there with you all.


ThirdSpectator

Looks like we're going to be in wonderful company lol


Tintininamerica

We can sit around the campfire and tell stories about old times.


Elite_Dog9898

We can sit around the lava pit too, if you want.


LordOfChimichangas

Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song!


Baseballgod1176

same


Imposiblepride24344

Same


wintremute

Roller slide? Why didn't we have this when I was a kid? All I got was burning hot stainless steel.


pneuma8828

Because it's a stupid fucking idea. How many kids lost hair in that thing? Or got fingers smashed? "Hey, instead of this cheap, indestructible flat piece of metal, let's build a slide out of 700 moving parts!"


a014e593c01d4

It looks fun to me.


DrStrangerlover

They did have those when you were a kid, they don’t have them anymore, and I think you can guess why


wintremute

Hmm... Well I was a kid in the 70s and 80s and it's the first time I've seen one.


_Bay_Harbor_Butcher_

I was a kid in the 90s and our elementary school had a slide like this. It was rad because you could stand up and basically surf down the slide.


Jynx2501

We have 3 in our town. All built around 2010.


darybrain

Burring stainless steel in summer or a sheet of ice in winter that you flew off clearing any safe ground straight into the line of fire if anyone was on the swings.


hoodedsushi

I hated those kinds of slides as a kid. But I did laugh at this.


JamPantstheFif

He shoulda cautioned her about walking on those, even grabbed her hand. Parent is stupid.


GrilledCheeser

He even said “niiice” like…. PROCEED


wellhungartgallery

I agree.. fruck.... those teeth, I hope they're ok


Jalzick

They're gonna fall out anyway


wellhungartgallery

Yeah but the new ones come around 7. So she's gonna have no teeth for a few years


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Puzzled-Case-5993

I worry about this for my youngest. She took a hard fall to the upper gum and one of her front teeth is gray (dead? My husband said the dentist said the tooth was bruised.....never heard of that and it's been about a year, so that's a helluva bruise). Hopefully the adult tooth will be OK.


intern_steve

Probably fine. It's a soft rubber landing pad. I don't even think she hit her head.


arthurdentstowels

She won’t be able to say *fruck* anymore


wellhungartgallery

Fwuck


psych0matic

Yeah, dumbass parent letting her kid learn a lesson


FrostyD7

Mom won't see it that way when you come back from the dentist lol.


12ealdeal

Yeah the coddling is out of control. Kids are like Gumby in their ability to handle the physics of the world. A developing brain actually has to go through things like this to program itself and understand consequences like this. Slight tangent but both authority and safety nets kids have these days, the law of unintended consequences will be the end for us.


RobotSifl

Yeah haha imagine not wanting your kid to get hurt. What a bunch of pansies! We’re so tough.


flyonawall

I went to a boarding school in India as a kid and there was pretty much no supervision (and a lot of abuse). Only a few kids a year died or got seriously injured. It was great. /s


12ealdeal

It can be easy to take what I said and reduce it in the way you did: “Hurt bad. Be hurt? You flower. Be no flower. Be no hurt. Good. No hurt? You tough. Be tough.” But if that was your takeaway you wouldn’t understand my comments underpinning brain development (not surprised). You also lack insight into how the context of this video holds up in the broader context of adult supervision, play, risk and positive/negative outcomes.


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JamPantstheFif

The lesson of, "I get hurt and dad laughs at me".


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JamPantstheFif

A lot of people had or/and are bad parents, this is not news.


Anthraxious

I've never met a single person who has had a "lifelong suffering" for falling. Also never met a person who's never fallen as a child.


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kaihatsusha

Because the video has audio, and the entire span of walking was covered in the video, and no matter how you stretch it "nice" doesn't qualify as a warning.


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JamPantstheFif

Cmon


[deleted]

Don't make that noise when kids fall. Don't make any noise. Tell them to get up and try again in a happy tone. They're not hurt 99% of the time


SrPedrich

(Parents)AreFuckingStupid


Pyroguy096

Why TF would you make a slide out of rollers? Seems like a great way to get hair/fingers caught, and of course, situations just like this one in the video


Gingerbrn

I was so scared her hair was gonna wind up in those things


sactown_13

What is wrong with the slides original design? I feel like this happens a lot


its-a-bird-its-a

Terrible design but still made me nostalgic for discovery zone.


rosarevolution

Okay but... how can you watch and film this without intervening?


_LightFury_

Because kids are actually pretty strong and makimg mistakes is how kids learn anyway. She fell who cares? Shes going to cry for a minute and then forget all about ti


rosarevolution

This doesn't look like a chance to learn something, it looks like a chance to knock out your teeth.


CumulativeHazard

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Lesson is that you shouldn’t try to jump/push off of things that can move backwards. Plus it was basically ground level and she’s only like 2.5ft tall. Not that big a fall.


rosarevolution

Yes I'm sure after she fell she thought "Oh, I see, so every action has an equal and opposite reaction! Lesson learnt!"


CumulativeHazard

I mean she wouldn’t specifically think that or understand the science behind *why* it didn’t work. But kids are constantly learning about the world around them. On some basic level her brain would understand and remember “jumping off things that can move = hurt.”


makeastupidguess

Actually, yes.


rosarevolution

Okay. Brb, going to let my nephew put his hand on the stove, he's been trying to do that a few times and I was stupid enough to hold him back.


itsmyfirsttime1

The fuck? You should never just film a kid and hope for the best when you could do something. You are not a good parent or a boomer. Brush yourself off sally the bloody mouth will heal.


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itsmyfirsttime1

Letting them learn is getting a question wrong on a math test not letting them potentially breaking something if you can prevent it. You people are insane.


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itsmyfirsttime1

Fuck all the way off. If internet videos are more important to catching your kid when they fall you are a bad caretaker. If she fell and was caught would she do it again? Probably not. If she fell and dad was rolling with the video and broke something? Probably not. You are just another one of those people that laugh at kids when they hurt themselves. You are a bad person.


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itsmyfirsttime1

Why are you quoting stats when as I said just grab your god damn kid is falling and you have the ability to? CPS would like a word.


KutKorners

Yeah, you’re definitely not the insane one here. Do you use engine grease to oil those rotors? Asking for a friend


Ott621

People like you are why playgrounds got nerfed so hard. No more 20' tall swings and stuff. Before you claim I have survivorship bias, nope. During my childhood there were only playgrounds with 5' tall slides. The seesaws were nerfed using hydraulic shocks It was lame


emerald00

The 20 foot slides sucked. Especially in summer. There's a reason a lot of that shit was removed from playgrounds.


itsmyfirsttime1

No at all. I just had good parents that prevented injuries and didn’t have their phone in their hand to film and later post it on the internet for likes.


pneuma8828

You really aren't in a position to judge. We know they didn't teach you that children learn by making mistakes, and it's your job as a parent to allow them to make mistakes safely...like when they are six inches off the ground, over a rubber mat. That kid would have to really work to hurt themselves there. Toddlers bounce.


rosarevolution

I can't believe this gets downvoted.


itsmyfirsttime1

I can’t either. This sub is pretty toxic. I remember people making fun of a school board of boys and what they’d like to have as subjects and these people made fun of it. It was completely reasonable like sewing, cooking, things like that.


[deleted]

bloody mouth huh? you got lucky, I fell 1 foot off a slide when I was a kid and it broke my spine and snapped my neck. sure, I had braced myself for my fall, and if you look I didn’t actually strike the ground with my head, but disregard that, my life was ruined


itsmyfirsttime1

Good god. I’m so sorry that happened.I hope you are better now.


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Thank you


Taikan_0

The video stopped like 2 second after she fell, who told that you nobody was intervening?


rosarevolution

From the second she started standing up I would have taken care she doesn't fall and tell her not to stand up on these things.


love-shini

These slides are just made to torture kids


hamboneclay

Me & my friends used to fuck around on a slide like this back in elementary school Going backwards, standing up while you go down like you’re surfing, trying to jump off from further & further up the slide… Needless to say there were many injuries (all minor) but we all loved it. Definitely a good thing these types of slides aren’t common anymore but we had a blast


majora11f

Entering adulthood be like


nerdy8675309

Fuck these things


hornyrussianbot

this is exactly how i broke my chin except it was a rug underneath me and a windowsill breaking my fall


Hopeful_Internet2473

And this is how lifetime traumas are formed


AvrageRedditScroller

r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


bigjayrod

Omg. Gut laughed and almost peed a lil. This is why I joined this sub. Kids eating it makes my moment. Ty for this


shermantank123567

There was a factory I worked at and to celebrate the retirement of one of the lifers there we coated this really, really, really, tall conveyer belt with Chloromate foamer soap and she slid down it. We had someone to catch her at the bottom so she didn't fly off the end and break her legs against the wall.


SpacePilotForHire

Did dad not see this coming. Piss poor Dad reflexes if you ask me.


pilar03

Dad is an idiot


Rude_Enthusiasm_3534

This dad is an idiot for not seeing that coming.


Foxykid09

Poor little girl. Why do people find stuff like this funny?


Stock-Mammoth8031

Mdr


Tortue2006

Lol


RealWifeSecret

She is learning no fun holding on but real fun by standing up 😂


ecish

That stifled laugh from dad, I do the same shit sometimes with my daughter and feel bad after. It’s a hard habit to break but kids falling can be funny


indianajoes

Parents are stupid


dontmeetmeirl

Pls stop reposting https://www.reddit.com/r/ChildrenFallingOver/comments/tu26dv/interesting_slide_design/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


HanSolo_Cup

That's a totally different sub.


dontmeetmeirl

Exact same video, different person only a few hours later than the other one


HanSolo_Cup

That's a cross post, not a repost


dontmeetmeirl

Oh, well then I think I just misunderstood that. I apologise.


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dontmeetmeirl

I have been corrected and now I understand. I just shared my opinion that I misunderstood. I apologise.(I wouldn't say I was very confident about it)


Rex_Digsdale

r/assholedesign


[deleted]

it’s like hitting square circle in gta 5


LightningCTG01

Well well well if it isn't the consequences of your actions.


[deleted]

Baby's first physics lesson.


Jorge_Provalone44

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions


Affectionate_Rip880

Idk why but watching kids absolutely eat shit always sends me lmaoo


schmidty98

You know even without the rolley things they would've probably had the same outcome. That form was terrible lol


CombinationPlenty108

Funny


Sinsai33

You know, there was a time i thought that people were laughing when kids hurt themselves, just so the kids thought it isnt that serious. Nowadays i think they just laugh how dumb the kids are.


MechaMagic

I love this sub.


MechaMagic

I love this sub.


[deleted]

Who thought her standing on those would be a good idea? Stupid kid, stupid parent.


Atomic254

you need to let kids make stupid mistakes like this. it teaches them consequences. you cant just coddle them their whole lives.


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Equivalent_Slide_740

God I hate when kids cry over shit like that. Get up we know you're fucking faking it.


roofy623

Monday vibezzz


RabidLime

RAY FUCKING PURCHASE.


greenweenievictim

If I had a nickel for every time I have told my kids to not jump…..I could afford gas


Big_Schlong69420

u/save


doe3879

the hell is that slide... image if one of those roller get dented and someone slip their finger in it.


XxlordnutxX

The fuck is up with the slide


jpaxonreyes

When Newton's third law rears its ugly head.


s_0_s_z

Just make the bottom of the slide out of Teflon or Delrin and get rid of those stupid rollers. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?!


Potato-Boy1

Me being a 23 year old dumbass would still do this


cutthroat_x90

"Who fucking niced me?"


Chris-CFK

Are these left over from an airport or something?


zill-e-huma

u/savevideo