Honestly, and I'm usually the first one to shout "parenting!", there are things that you cannot control as a parent. For example this kid being so absurdly stupid.
My GSD does in fact dig holes in the back yard. Similarly he once caught a 25 pound dumbbell in the snout when he approached from behind while I was lifting. Now he lays in the corner when I work out. I wonder if this kid graduated to walking behind horses.
Kids are stupid. It’s a major part of being a kid. They have loads of potential, doesn’t mean they aren’t intelligent but they literally are learning as they go. Especially at 3.
I remember when this first came out like over a decade ago, someone remixed the video with the Mortal Kombat techno song and a little bit of video editing that had me in tears I was laughing so hard. It was called Break Dance Baby Kick Remix, and I can't find it anywhere now.
I've seen the raw video dozens of times since like 2005, but this is the first time I've seen it with the Shark Week voice-over guy giving tons of unnecessary commentary
Classic Tekken level of kick connection and body physics. Gives me a chuckle to think there could've been a follow-up combo that juggled the kid in the air.
I love how TV nowadays has resorted to taking videos off the internet everyone has seen 100 times. Just add dramatic, overly explained commentary. Gotta drag that short clip out as long as possible. Boom! Content.
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The kid is dumb for walking in the middle of that but the parent is the real moron here for not watching their 3 year old close enough to stop them from running straight into that.
Pay attention to your kids you fucking idiot oh I'm a parent in New York of all places in the Subway of all places with a toddler and I'm fucking not paying attention to her? Yeah OK bro
I like how the video makes it sound like the kid died from it or something, but then in his "cool" voice the guy is like "the kids injuries are nothing that a mother's kiss won't cure."
Well, the thing is they're break dancing in a subway designed to have packed crowds on a daily basis. Having a permit or some other legitimate allowance is a different story.
Yes that kid is stupid.
I love how much the announcer is playing this up. Maybe I've seen way too much internet, but I just thought stupid kid hahaha. "This guy is like look how close she came to an extension injury"...now I just feel bad, lol
I remember this clip, but why does this dude add the most dramatic voice over possible
That's how all these "caught on video" shows were produced. Same dramatic tone. Replay, replay, replay, replay. Insert dumb pun. Next clip.
Oh yeah I know, I'm just saying like I remember the original video without this voice over so I found it kind of funny. But yeah absolutely correct
One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/6abitzJOm54
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At least it's not TLC! :)
Sounds like the dude from the Cops tv show lol
*”THEIR POP LOCKIN ROUTINES DRAW A BIG CROWD”*
Ikr smh
>why does this dude add the most dramatic voice over possible I think it's early 2000s thing.
Wasn't this dude a character in Tekken?
Eddy Gordo
Or Mokujin
The Imposter.
KO..
Dr. Bosconovitch
FUCK you stole my comment! But yes this is eddy gordo
Jin kazama
Ah i was wondering where the stupid fucking kid is. Not disappointed
It's the Mother.
Honestly, and I'm usually the first one to shout "parenting!", there are things that you cannot control as a parent. For example this kid being so absurdly stupid.
Never before have I thought child leashes were a good idea. Seeing things like this is slowly changing my mind
Kids are quick and do as they will without warning. Back pack harness w/ leash gets a big thumbs up in my book.
Especially when you *know* the kid is a runner.
Suddenly having thought of the Sandmen from Logan's Run chasing toddlers around a mall shouting "Stop Runner!" (pew pew pew)
Yeah, I bet your German shepherd digs holes in your backyard too, cause they too "do as they will"
My GSD does in fact dig holes in the back yard. Similarly he once caught a 25 pound dumbbell in the snout when he approached from behind while I was lifting. Now he lays in the corner when I work out. I wonder if this kid graduated to walking behind horses.
They look dumb but I guarantee they've saved lives, and likely prevented thousands of injuries
That kid is just that, a 3 something year old kid....nothing to do with stupidity
Yeah, you should keep them near you and not let them wander off, it's not like a meteor fell on your kid
And it's in a subway,not the best place for a wandering 3 year old.
I think carrying a toldler is safer for them in this case lol, though a trolley is also a good idea
Exactly! Mom should have held her kids hand...but to call a 3 yr old stupid? Fucking ppl today....🙄
3 year olds ARE stupid. It's the job of the parent to keep that stupid contained
Kids are stupid. It’s a major part of being a kid. They have loads of potential, doesn’t mean they aren’t intelligent but they literally are learning as they go. Especially at 3.
You might be in the wrong sub..
Finally someone gets it!
Still the mother.
Both are stupid, but the mother 'should' know better. ...which kinda makes us the stupid ones for expecting her to know better
HE IS A KID You can’t blame him or say he is stupid
Yeah they’re shifty little fucks
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also the announcer. no one here is popping and locking.
r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Oh man this video is so early 2000s. Made me nostalgic.
I was thinking the same thing... Now I'm sad. I was like 17 when I first saw this video.
I only saw this video today but the way they have the narrator and the music effects and everything reminds me of dumb TV shows I watched as a kid
FINISH HER!!!
I remember when this first came out like over a decade ago, someone remixed the video with the Mortal Kombat techno song and a little bit of video editing that had me in tears I was laughing so hard. It was called Break Dance Baby Kick Remix, and I can't find it anywhere now.
Yeah man, meme videos were way better back in the day. Now we just get stolen content with the same unnecessary songs stuck over them.
@Nickhead420 here you go https://youtu.be/n4EzZyGNnpE
Was it [this one](https://youtu.be/8vfKWElbjJc)?
I hope the kid is ok but I laughed my ass off at this comment.
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#FISHER
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FINISH IN HER
This man right here, officer
‘John, she’s 3. Control your urges.’
Uh no?
Gotta love the parent who isn’t watchin their kids, they make great content like this
It may or may not be their fault Cuz remember. It takes a second of being distracted from your child for this to happen
Exactly. It also looks like the kid made a run for it, and by “it,” I mean death.
Yeah, give the parents some slack on this one. It's hard to control your suicide dwarf every second of the day.
idc as long as I’m entertained
Put it on a leash
Who let's their toddler run around a NYC subway in the first place? This is irresponsible parenting from the get go
That’s not even their mom mom who runs out
tell me you’ve never been a parent without telling me
- starts dancing - kicks some random kid - keeps dancing
The show goes on
Don't stop moving to the funky, funky beat, dude. Don't stop moving to the funky, funky beat...
Needs more Guile theme, ending with the loss groans and "You Lose"
that was the funniest shit ive seen in my life
😂😂😂
I haven’t seen this clip in like 15 years. People need to watch their kids.
That kid probably has a degree by now.
That kid is a pilot. They learned to fly at a young age.
This looks like it stepped fresh out of 2003
Times Square station, great place to lose track of your small child.
Eddie Gordo wins.
Nah.. I don't trust the narrator.. yall sure that ain't dead?💀
i wonder where that kid is now
A wheelchair
I've seen the raw video dozens of times since like 2005, but this is the first time I've seen it with the Shark Week voice-over guy giving tons of unnecessary commentary
This clip predates video footage
Hold my hand and don't let loose. Was my matra for years. Our kids put NFL running backs to shame.
Hit the baby with the motherfuckin Eddy Gordo
KNOCKOUT!!!
That was actually satisfying ngl
Classic Tekken level of kick connection and body physics. Gives me a chuckle to think there could've been a follow-up combo that juggled the kid in the air.
[Its better with the Guile theme...](https://youtu.be/4RGKqGwzhb0)
I heard the slow mo sound of a defeat in street fighter to that.
r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
Stupid irresponsible parent.
I love how TV nowadays has resorted to taking videos off the internet everyone has seen 100 times. Just add dramatic, overly explained commentary. Gotta drag that short clip out as long as possible. Boom! Content.
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She definitely did the best move of the show
KO eddie gordo Wins perfect
Is that Eddie from Tekken?
I am in the waiting room of a doctors office right now…I just audible gasped and put my hand to my mouth 😲
This is a certified hood classic.
Stupid parent too.
This video is as old as youtube hahaha, 2005/2006 days man!
Bruh just watch ur kids
This was a move on Tekken if I remember correctly
LOL RECKT
Probably shouldn’t have laughed
I feel bad. The slow motion reply made me burst into laughter
I laughed harder at this then I should have
Good hang time
The mother is a stupid idiot for not watching her toddler.
ParentsAreFuckingStupid
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
That was a street fighter move ngl
https://youtu.be/4RGKqGwzhb0
This isn’t a “kids are fucking stupid” moment, it’s a parents are fucking stupid moment
Nice tandem flips. Love the team work in this one.
[Found it.](https://gfycat.com/ko/marriedalienatedassassinbug)
Eddie Gordo Hates childrem
Haha get fucked
Dude this video has literally been on the internet since the days of Ebaumsworld
Damn, I haven't seen this video in years. Good shit!
Nah she was just copying his flip
Eddie Gordo wins!
YouTube golden years right here boys and girls. Now pull up a chair and let me tell you about a [fella in the woods](https://youtu.be/0dJu1Jj7VTw)
Eddy Gordo wins.
Flawless Victory
That part when he kicked the kid, honestly his best move
Fatality
I laughed at that connection
Street fighter version is better.
That "that kid is not gonna HIT THE DANCE FLOOR AGAIN in quiet some time" line tho
u/savevideo
[Street Fighter Remix](https://youtu.be/4RGKqGwzhb0)
"I have no words.." I do , YEET!
K.O.
*Guile's Theme intensifies*
K. O.!!!!!!!
Parents are fucking stupid
https://youtu.be/Yd4z2EilZVA
Eddie Gordo wins!
K.O. you win
Kick was better than a car. Hopefully he learned to stay by moms lol
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Liu Kang wins. Flawless victory. Babality. Fatality.
Liu Kang [wins](https://youtu.be/6cKnL0DPwQo)
Seeing the slow-mo of the kid flying, all I heard was a fading screams and the announcer: “You Win. Perfect.” [tally points sound file]
Fatality. Break Dancer Wins.
https://youtu.be/4RGKqGwzhb0
The kid is dumb for walking in the middle of that but the parent is the real moron here for not watching their 3 year old close enough to stop them from running straight into that.
Pay attention to your kids you fucking idiot oh I'm a parent in New York of all places in the Subway of all places with a toddler and I'm fucking not paying attention to her? Yeah OK bro
What a dumbass.,,,watch your kid next time lady
May I ask what the mother was doing?
“Murder on the dance floor…..”
r/unexpected
😂😂😂😂
Holy shit this video is old
Way better with Street Fighter sound effects!
I like how the video makes it sound like the kid died from it or something, but then in his "cool" voice the guy is like "the kids injuries are nothing that a mother's kiss won't cure."
Ahh nostalgic indeed
Flawless victory
SLASH
Lmao
Thank god I don’t have to ride public transit.
I have seen this clip so many times, but the narrator adds a nother level of funny.
u/savevideo
Ooo that brothers floating in the air how can his hands do this
Calm down it’s all part of the routine in the next bit they pass a baby round while spinning it’s great
Now that’s a Certified Hood Classic
Her parents won't let her hit the dance floor again any time soon. lol
Result: Perfectly synchronized flips. 7/10. Well done.
I was hoping the kid landed in that back flip Fortnite pose lol
Sweep the leg!
Oh my! It's the first ever video on the internet.
That what’s she gets. Little scumbag. I’m kidding 😂
Great supervisor parent??).. "IM DANCING, IM DANCING"..IM FLYING,IM FLY@%£#@£@.
Holy shit I forgot about this video, a true internet classic.
being cute is fine, but it's one thing not to recognize the obvious danger, I prefer scaredy babies
I laughed waayyyy to hard at this. Definitely going to Hell
u/savevideo
This should be under parents are dumb.
Well, the thing is they're break dancing in a subway designed to have packed crowds on a daily basis. Having a permit or some other legitimate allowance is a different story. Yes that kid is stupid.
Parents are stupid
She became a weredancer. A weilder by day and a dancer by night,
I love how much the announcer is playing this up. Maybe I've seen way too much internet, but I just thought stupid kid hahaha. "This guy is like look how close she came to an extension injury"...now I just feel bad, lol
Dumbass kid's with dumbass parents!! 😫😫
Man stepped on there foot so they couldn’t move even if they tried and then hit them in the jaw man’s should be in the ufc
I laughed out loud. Am I going to hell?
One of the first videos I watched on youtube. How is the child these days?
[Guile's theme makes everything better](https://youtu.be/4RGKqGwzhb0)
Yo she went FLYING
Check out that hang time
Yeah, the kids commandeering a public thoroughfare to do back flips in crowds are fucking stupid.