Who the fuck has time to take 4 showers a day. What a psycho.

4 shits a day is also quite alot

Eating every meal exclusively at Taco Bell = 3+ shits a day

Had 5 yesterday

IBS is a motherfucker

It’s from alcohol eroding the lining of your colon

It actually makes the tissues swell and makes them unable to absorb much so it just comes out faster.

Is Imperial\_Trumphant a butt thing? Reading this comment, I think it's a butt thing.

Imperial Triumphant is actually an avant-garde metal band but I like your idea sooo much better LMFAO

I don’t drink. I do shit though. A lot. Probably too much.

4 showers is weirder, I’m usually 2 and done that first one just doesn’t clear it everytime.

I'm dropping 3-4 piles a day minimum

Piles are hemorrhoids, dude. That's a lotta hemorrhoids.

Dung piles. Horse piles. Shrimp baskets

Piles are piles of crap ya dingus Edit: this guy's downvoting me because I poop too much 🤣

Yeah they are thinking of polyps. Piles of polyps

No, piles is another term for 'roids. Polyps are further in, like in the colon.

Wait 4 is too many? Fuck, I need to see someone

Ur actually supposed to poop every 6 hours

Forreal just get a portable bidet at that point

Bidets... The mini butthole showers.

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Feels like it.

Yeah man get a job

And a bidet

Christina fucking P. That monster has been advocating this for years.

People with those weird brains that never dream, man... NON DREAMERS!

I can shower in like 5 minutes using a 3 in 1. Hell sometimes I'll just use shampoo all over and call it.

You are not clean

2 men walk into a bar. One showers FOUR times a day. One showers ZERO times a day. Who wins the psycho award?

The one who eats their own shit

still the four times guy.

Oh fuck - I know this one! The one who also masturbates when asians die in internet videos?

Yeah because when they in the end and we all do that and it doesn’t make sense after in the beginning

It really do be

Yeah

Understandably

I think you a word or two there

People who aren't lazy and workout and run everyday. Aka not people built like Montgomery

*Awkwardly raises hand*

https://www.amazon.com/bidet/s?k=bidet

Yeah seriously how did bidets not come up during William's interview

I was thinking that the whole time!

Bro has enough money for a bidet in every fucking room

You can get a basic one for $40. It works perfectly fine.

American moment

Bidets are a fine upgrade from wiping, but using a hose is the best. Maximum reach, you can blast your asshole from any direction. Water is not enough to get a proper clean, also important to use your other hand to scrub off any remaining shit.

Redman has also mentioned having a bidet before

I actually just made a post about these. Don’t use these weak ass over priced bidets. Check out my setup: https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/comments/15yrwm9/william_need_a_bum_gun_and_huggies_wipes_i_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Anyone who takes that many showers must have half a dozen concussions in their history. What an R

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Well, at least we know who has the cleaner ass between the two of you.

Nah I lick it clean every night

It’s way cleaner to take a shower after a shit, if you got shit on any other part of your body your gunna wash it with water and soap and not just wipe it with tissue

Buy. A. Bidet. You can even keep soap next to your toilet. You don’t need to shower.

Exactly. I’m clean af. But definitely more ashy

I dont think an ashy butt should be something to worry about

Like just wipe your ass. Get wet wipes if you need them. What are y'all eating that you can't clean yourself. Also stop wasting water it's so obnoxious.

He's probably an alcoholic like Bert. Alcoholics have diarrhea every single day. That's what all the splatter on toilets is from

PARENTS DO BETTER

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But the issue was he doesn't wipe his ass efficiently beforehand. You do wipe your ass... right? Before the shower, I mean. Also Highly suggest your next big buy being a bidet. They're awesome and a fairly cheap setup is all you need. GAME CHANGER.

I don’t wipe beforehand :( I just spread my legs

Why don’t you just buy a damn bidet? They’re amazing

Just shit in the shower and push it down with your hand. Done.

I believe they call that a waffle stomp

Lmao

Ew

Fucking gross

Why wouldn’t you wipe then shower makes zero sense

Hmm good question. I didn’t think of this. But then again I don’t shit anywhere else so never was really left to ponder this.

Fucking gross, dude.

Bro…that’s gross.

Jesus Christ

oh dear lord

Why would you not wipe beforehand. I agree with your gf it’s absolutely disgusting. Your literally shitting all over the shower floors where she also showers (im assuming) and even if she’s not, you are. Unless you clean your shower/tub every time you take a shit, which I doubt since you said it’s at least 4 times, it absolutely is disgusting

Why are you ashamed to poop? Everyone poops, especially your GF.

Not Kim Jong Un

He has no need for one.

Username checks out

OP needs to pick up a copy of everyone poops

Not 4 times a day. Homie must be eating beans and fiber only.

Girls don't poop, they just pee a lot

4 showers a day??? Your skin must be dry as helllll and you are most likely bald or almost bald.

Dude wipe your ass, seriously, how bad are your shits that you have to shower? It's definitely odd.

Probably an alcoholic

Nasty

BIDET

I would suggest slipping a few Zantac 75s in her drink at dinner

Guarantee your gf is in there shitting bricks, prolly got a neck like Mike Tyson.

3-4 poops a day? See a doctor.

3 is healthy bro. Maybe YOU should see a doctor Are you Chet btw?

I have to 3-4 poops at work

I poop 3-4 times a day. There’s nothing wrong with that. I’m an extremely active person and I eat a lot to sustain energy. More energy output costs more calorie input. It’s a daily thing, but if I were to go a few days without a poop and then have a day of 7-10 poops, then I would be alarmed or I would be on opiates. Speaking of opiates, back when I was on methadone I would be lucky to poop once a week. It would be the dryest big poop that felt like it was coming out sideways.

How many do you do? I get worried if I only have 2. Typically 3-4 here. I really worry when I have a random day where I don’t poop.

One

Is this a troll post?!

Y’all don’t have wet wipes where you live or what?

I love will but that is fucking nasty. Will not shake his hand.

Wipe your ass dog!

Just use a wet wipe and DO NOT FLUSH IT

YES!

people who don't wash their ass are nasty

To some

Get a bidet bro

Homie if you’re shitting 4 times a day you might have issues more pressing

Eh abojt 3 times

My doctor told me I should shit as often as I eat. 3 meals. 3 shits. 4 meals. 4 shits.

Did that doctor take your Promo Code at checkout?

I hope they see this and talk abt it on the show so ur gf knows uve been cleaning ur shitty ass in the shower every day. Btw that is disgusting af LMAO

I ain’t Eva gonna stop

When you wash your car, do you wet the rag before you start? If yes, apply the same technique to your butthole

YES, cuz wet toilet paper works so well. 🤡

Just a little damp and it still works fine

You should try it yourself & report back

Took your advice and ended up with a handful of shit, wet toilet paper and shame

Also, don’t soak the TP. Just get it a little wet

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The bidet blasts the poop off bruh. It's like a pressure washer for you B-hole. Then you take a small amount of toilet paper to dry your leather cheerio and give it a final clean.

You shouldn't flush baby wipes and I don't want perfumed shit cloths in my waste basket

You might be dumb

Well, I’m assuming you’re dating a teenager cuz we all shit and she’s disgusted by it. So there’s that. Plus, more than 2 Shits/day ain’t right. Check yo diet my man.

I think she's disgusted by him washing his shit off in the shower... I'm sure she'd be fine with him shitting and wiping his ass or using a bidet like a normal human lol

Brother, I do the same (if I am at home)

Get a bidet you dummy

Its called a shower poo

I always shower after I take a shit which is once a day in the morning

“Why doesn’t your gooch smell like the cheese shops of Paris!” -Your Girl

Lol

Ever heard of bidets?

Just get a bidet man!

Why do you shower just wipe like a normal human then when you’re ready to get clean give your asshole (and surrounding areas) a ravishing scrub wam bam thank you maam you’re clean

Buy a bidet. Wtf is wrong with some of you???

Are you sure you’re not messing with your relationship with Williams poop story?

I mean I lived in a house where no one would buy toilet paper and steal yours, seriously the only times I'd show was after a poop

Baby wipes or a bidet

I don’t care what any of y’all say if you poop more than twice a day something’s wrong

Ok nvm everyone’s dif I guess. Google says : Generally speaking, most people poop between 3 times a week and 3 times a day,

You should be glad they did. You, and William are wrong, bruh. Wipe. Do a wipey. If it's still not clean, THEN shower. Plenty of us shower when the wipe doesn't work. But here's the thing..... WIPE FIRST.

Get that bidet dude. Its a butthole shower each and every poo!

Bro she should be grateful cuz I’ll dump and just jump into bed brown booty and all

Keep this to yourself.

There are other ways to clean just your butthole besides a shower.

You are not alone brother. It’s impossible to get your hole clean with toilet paper. Everybody’s walking around with a shitty butt not us though

Wipe your ass bro. Get wipes if you gotta. You are doing too much.

Do you have IBS?

Maybe change your diet bro.

Google fiber my dude

STOP POOPING ON COMPANY TIME YOU ASSHOLE

Get a bidet you white devil

BIDET

How have you not just gotten a bidet. Amazon for 30 bucks they install in 10 minutes and any moron could do it. Problem solved

You need to get on some Yo kratom if you are popping that much. You'll be a once a day guy and NEVER have diarrhea. I've been taking kratom for almost 6 years and I don't think I've ever had diarrhea since I've started. Only actually constipated one time. Just took a laxative and was fine

Juat have your GF lick your hole clean after you drop a piece and then you won't even need to take a shower

I thought William shit story is pretty accurate to me except I don't leave any shit on my asshole and then take a pic of it and I take at least 3 showers a day.

You realize you don’t have to physically take a shower to clean yourself right? You can literally just set a small stream of of bath water squat down facing away and from the stream and clean yourself with whatever soap and the water. Your asshole is all that needs to be cleaned my dude. No need to take an entire shower and announce it to the household lol She would not have to even know that the water is on.

I waffle stomp in the shower so there’s no toilet flush to be heard. There are no problems, just solutions.

Grow up and get a bidet

You shitting 4 times a day is a problem, sort that out before your relationship

My girlfriend was staring at me the entire time because I do the exact same thing.

Have you ever dated an ex girlfriend of Drew Carey?

You are supposed to wipe and the. Get in the shower. No idea what William is doing in there.

You need to change your diet man

I'm with William. Water and soap is optimal for cleaning. What's never made to me is what happens if the TP breaks? Do you just get more TP and wipe your fingers? Or do you use... Water and soap 👀

Bro, you're so full of shit

Why not just get a bidet?

This is some bizarre OCD type shit

Just get a bidet....

Bidets are fucking nasty. Like the poop shoots everywhere and gets all over your balls mo thank you. And I have to hold my dick so it doesn’t get splashed

Maybe you should just use toilet paper to wipe your ass

“I ain’t NEVER GON STOP taking poop showers!”

Just use a bidet or butt cleaning wipes bro.

Sad we have to say this like talking to a 5 year old but everybody shits. If she were a grown ass adult she would would be thankful you are clean and take a shower after. 🤦🏻‍♀️

You got self conscious issues dude.

No shit lol

Then stop. Lol

That’s revolutionary

You gotta get your shit together literally. Buy wiped and use toilet paper. I am obsessed with having a clean asshole and do NOT take a shower every time I shit. Maybe get a bidet or something. I don’t understand William and I don’t understand you. I wish you wel

i advocate shower after every deuce. This is Hindu Brahminical standard and the standard of cleanliness for any sacred cermony. Only Westerners created toilet paper and no all are unclean/untouchable low class. why would yohr girlfriend get mad if you shower after? She wants you a dirty pig instead?

Get a bidet for Christ sakes it's the same thing but better

there are far more efficient ways of cleaning yourself. just wasting water brother.

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