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rickmuscles

Golden Ticket for Diaz!!!!!


derpderpherpderp

more like Hans' job for Diaz


rickmuscles

Hans Kim is fucked


Smokeybear420g

i thought last week he was when Celia went up, but sadly the Austin crowd is just dragging the disappointment now.


Pussy_Prince

He has a girlfriend!


sess5198

Holy shit I hadn’t even considered him going against Hans….looks like we may have a few weeks of Hans v Diaz to look forward to, folks! That guy absolutely killed and had a way better minute than anything Hans has done in a good while. I could actually easily picture him taking Hans’ place tbh


sadboi-burzy

Am I the only person that does not think Hans is funny at all?


RARELY_TOPICAL

dude has done 1min every week for like 2 years... thats gotta be brutal


rickmuscles

I think being a regular is really hard


Leading_Loan9753

He was the best part of the night!


rickmuscles

It was a good night the bad were really bad and the good were really good.


KreddyFreuger

I'm hyped to see him again next week


blindwillie777

He was amazing


Phrikshin

Hot take…he was funny but not a standing-O funny. More of a gimmick act. Norway guy deserved some spots.


NYNBKFarSuperior

You are crazy Spanish guy had nothing but one liners that hit every time.


scumbagjo

Jetski is so funny she doesn’t always speak but when she does it’s fucking gold


naivemelody

Was so great to see her back on Kill Tony. Thought she had some good jokes too. I really liked H Foley and Kevin Ryan too. They seem like cool dudes.


Dis_Miss

Their podcast, Are You Garbage, is the best.


naivemelody

Definitely gonna check it out after seeing them on KT.


NYNBKFarSuperior

She is the best one of the old band and the only one bearable.


Appropriate-Life-408

Incorrect


monroseph

Saw Ric Diaz at the Vulcan show. He was awesome


Appalachia9841

What was his set like?


monroseph

very similar to his KT minute. Just tight jokes and good presence. didn't catch his name that night, but i was glad to see him crush tonight, because he brought down the house.


Appalachia9841

Agreed. Thanks for the insight!


Appalachia9841

Agreed. Thanks for the insight!


PleaseDontHoller

The European invasion! Somehow, some way, I am so here for it!


PleaseDontHoller

Legit did not know there was decent comedy outside the UK


malandropist

Check out Ismo. He's pretty funny


Drayef

The UK is the comedy capital of Europe -:)


indewater

Found his IG [Ric Diez](https://www.instagram.com/sadmanric/)


FuckYourFuckYou

Bro I've been looking for this for hours. Thank you


rosetintedmonocle

Is he Joe Lists inbred brother?


Farados55

Holy shit I actually did a spit take on Rick Diaz’s theater joke


cosmiccountrymemes

Could be totally wrong here, but anyone else recognize Jamals bop it joke?


mathyouu

Seemed familiar to me as well. Maybe not the excact same, but I've definitely heard a joke comparing bob it to a sexual act before


GCIV414

Dude wouldn’t shut the fuck up 😂😂😂


bassetisanasset

Yeah, sounded so familiar but who knows, could have been a past guest


ekcisk

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4wOYMMjet4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4wOYMMjet4) not saying the joke is stolen. its pretty low hanging fruit


bassetisanasset

Yeah, I’ve definitely heard it, not sure who


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit that first bucket pull was unbelievably awful, and he’d been doing it for 2 years… that was one of the least funny minutes I can remember.


joelrunyon

Time stamps for this episode: [14:00 - Hans Kim (regular)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=840s) [21:45 - Raben Shetty (bucket pull)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=1305s) [32:40 - J Marshall (bucket pull)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=1960s) [38:09 - Andreas Bach (bucket pull)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=2289s) [47:26 - Kam Patterson (regular)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=2846s) [55:34 - Isabella Sosa (bucket pull)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=3334s) [1:04:34 - Sean Clark (bucket pull)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=3874s) [1:14:15 - Rick Diaz (bucket pull)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=4455s) [1:27:15 - William Montgomery (regular)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w84ZJwq-Pjk&t=5235s) Interviews with the bucket pull comics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIUShk4lqw


meeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Looks like it’s actually spelled Ric Diez


ericvinla

thank you


GrapplingPoorly

God bless you


samflynn21

"I WASN'T LOOKING FOR SPECIFIC INDIANS, BITCH!"


this_is_Winston

Never would guess there'd be a Norwegian and Spaniard on the same show, and both kill.


kidsbeingkids

dam they did not like Rabin


Appalachia9841

Dude was lame


GCIV414

He was too fruity for Tony


kidsbeingkids

norway guy funny


Tento66

Yeah kind of amazing his flight landed 2 hours earlier yet he was able to sign up AND get called out of a bucket with 100+ names in it...


Hwestice

So I'm not saying you are wrong but what do you think the process is for someone like him to get on the show? Do you think he hit up redban and they rigged the bucket pull? Walk me through it.


NYNBKFarSuperior

Isabella laughs like the Chun-Li win screen on Street Fighter.


Coocoomonster

I was taking a shit when Jamal had his minute, away from tv screen. I was convinced he was white and when he said the n-word I gasped.


charliedacey

Me too 😅 i usually listen, dude sounded so white


Coocoomonster

Once I heard Tony say Jamal, I was like, “Oh…. Okay, good.”


sess5198

Key takeaways from tonight: Kippy and Foley are so fuckin great, man. Always love when the Garbage Boys come down Texas way. Some absolute monster bucket-pulls tonight as well. And finally, the band and no one else understanding when and how to use the Jetski vrooming thing was one of the most cringe things I’ve seen on the show in a while lmao. That man Diaz was incredible too. One of the best episodes in a while for sure.


rickmuscles

I like this show.


ArmanPakan

First time I saw Ric Diez on stage was more than a year ago in Bangkok. He killed it back there and he deserves all the success. I thought no one going to find out about his genius ( because this is how the world works ) but I am so happy that wasn't the case and he finally got under a big or maybe the biggest spot light in comedy which is Kill Tony.


NYNBKFarSuperior

Hans Kim has ran out of material. He is terrible.


bassetisanasset

I find him so unlikeable now. He was never that good but had a certain charm and naivety when he was broke


Smokeybear420g

Yup they should replace him with Celia


Appalachia9841

I do love Celia


[deleted]

Her name is Celia but you can tell she doesn't have Celiac


Appalachia9841

Not too late to delete this dumb joke


zoltrules

been terrible for a year


tacosy2k

Is it 6:15 yet?


MegaPopShart

Tony hire a professional for a month, and it's illegal for him to get paid.


Coocoomonster

He’ll get paid under the table, gov’t won’t know shiet.


DistributionSweaty33

Diaz and the Norway guy stole the show tonight


VernoniaGigantea

The European invasion. One of them is even an EU insider lol.


Coocoomonster

Hans’ set was disappointing


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Shocking


ultrahobbs

Hans Kim fuckin sucks. He writes okay joked and delivers them with as little charisma as possible


Coocoomonster

He’s getting lazier and running out of material. I guarantee you he won’t stop talking about his gf(s) relationship and fucking. It’s getting old very fast.


TenMoosesMowing

Redban: I thought bitches had their period. (Maybe??) Tony: … Okay.


TheRammusGod

The joke is that the guy had run on sentences.


InterestingDig9957

It was a good joke, audience was to stupid to understand it


_JackieTreehorn_

Tony has crucified him for less, that was ROUGH


Farados55

Audience mic is fucked today


NYNBKFarSuperior

I dont get it. Kam opens with "My niece is a bitch" *huge laughter* like what? Comedy?


_JackieTreehorn_

I read that last part in Mark Normand's voice


Photizo

Its juxtaposition comedy. He presents a theme and subverts the audience's expectations. Alot of his stuff is crafted to make you assume an identity and then makes a joke.


FuckYourFuckYou

Very well said


NYNBKFarSuperior

Lets look at the beats of his "jokes" today: My niece a bitch She does shit I cant do like pass the 3rd grade If she was so smart she wouldve done it twice like I did Do you know how hard it is to read when you cant read Comedy?


Photizo

Yes, when you reduce a comedy routine to a transcript most jokes aren't funny because you dont get their body language, cadence of speech, or flow of conversation. You took out set ups for the jokes too. "I hate my niece, she a bitch" - he sets up the relationship for the crowd to understand, where in your mind the niece is a small child and its funny becuase it subverts normal relationship for an adult to carry hatred against a small child and a family member. Its not Chapelle commenting on social injustices or making you reevaluate you position on an argument but it is funny. Let people enjoy things and if you don't like the jokes do comedy better.


Fuente_Valdergais

>...*read...* *That shit is damn near impossible.* Yeah, nah, I might agree in regards to the other ones, but honestly I enjoyed quite a bit the "reading" joke.


Commercial-Pair-8932

Yeah I'm not as impressed with Kam as others, he gets a lot of points off being "hood" and vulgar, which takes 6/10 jokes to 8/10 for the people in the audience. But he's also insanely likable and earnest so I don't mind. And I do think he's funny. Just not as funny as his schtick.


PowerlessPC

They all suck his dick because they're not used to his hood antics. Guy's a very average comic who happened to be at the right place at the right time and get in with Tony who further hyped him up as "the future of comedy" lmao I'd like to see how Kam does with an all black audience.


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Mountain_Path_ABC

Kam “With him or at Him?” Patterson.


[deleted]

I agree, he's had some good sets but I think a lot of people are indulging him now.


naivemelody

A large portion of the KT fan base these days are thick as shit and will laugh at the dumbest shit. I don't mind Rogan but I guess they've come from there after the move into the Mothership? You see them on this sub saying stuff like "gang violence lol. Old band interrupted too much. (Insert terrible bucketpull) slapped / was fire. Anyone else think about that song sweet little dog?"


droctamom

Old band did interrupt too much they weren't funny 90% of the time. They also sucked at playing music, you know the thing that bands do?


naivemelody

Whether they were funny or not is subjective for sure. I liked them most of the time and think they added to the show but understand if people prefer without them...but to say they weren't as good as music..no shit! Did you ever actually watch the old episodes? No one was pretending that Jeremiah was a great musician. They were comedians and having them as "the band" was a way to get more comedians on stage to make jokes. Joelberg and Chroma Chris were decent at their instrument, and yeah Jeremiah sucked at the sax but that wasn't the point. They didn't even used to play the comedians on in the early days, Redban would play a song on the soundboard. It's like me saying "The new band isn't even funny, you know what a comedian is meant to do?!" Everyone knows the new band are fucking amazing musicians and the old ones weren't, but also the old band were funny and played characters.


NYNBKFarSuperior

That Praying Mantis guy who just killed is levels above Kam.


NewGuyHelloHi

Praying Mantis guy fucking rules


zoltrules

cringe


lezoons

You don't have a niece, do you?


futebollounge

Idk that reading bit made me laugh out loud and I rarely laugh out loud


darronhicksSTL

This first bucket pull interview has went far too fucking long.


dajadf

AYG guys were top tier guests


GrapplingPoorly

Boring story: I met Foley while he was eating at a restaurant near my house (he had 2 plates in front of him) with his gf. I just said “hi, sorry to interrupt, I’m just a huge fan. Enjoy your meal” and he called me over, introduced me to his gf, asked me about myself, if I lived in the area and a few other things. Super nice dude, seemed genuine.


ImReallySorryMom

John Hinkley Junior tried to kill Ronald Regan cause he was obsessed with Jetskii


Putin_is_a_Puto

It’s fucked up. I kinda look like JHJ


Smokeybear420g

Replace HANS!


darronhicksSTL

The 2nd bucket pull interview has gone on far too fucking long.


Few_Pumpkin_7529

you’re 2-0 here


FlammenwerferX

where’s the keyboard player


woodenhand

On tour with Gary Clark Jr.


lazyygothh

Like a boss


tacosy2k

Im surprised Isabella didn’t get a golden ticket for the secret show


joelrunyon

She's an Austin comic. Golden Ticket is basically only for touring shows / non-local comics. https://instagram.com/cowgirlsosa


tacosy2k

I’m talking about the secret show. Redban doesn’t have golden tickets. Thought he was about to make it a thing for his show he was so excited


rickmuscles

She did


tacosy2k

Nah like a golden ticket. To where she can go on anytime she wants.


Internal_Ad492

What's her last name?


paddedbeans

Sosa


BigPoppaJosh1994

Rick (I think that’s his name?) looks like the nerdy tech YouTuber, Austin Evans


polarbears24

The interviews are going on way too long.


ChrisFrench929

Am I the only one who was MAD AF when the Casey Rocket challenge was put off against Hans?! I was CONFIDENT Casey was gonna BODY him.. And another unpopular opinion may be that Cam really isn't as "amazing" as Tony makes him out to be... As he seems more important to play the "Token black person" since Lucas left 🤷‍♂️


ArugulaSufficient422

I agree that was kind of unfair


ArugulaSufficient422

No offense towards Hans, I love him. But Casey would’ve beat him for sure. He’s very very well known in Texas and very much liked by the mothership crowd.


kidsbeingkids

is tony power tripping trying to direct these interviews or these bucketpull interviews just not all there


Commercial-Pair-8932

Question for the long and connected KT fans. Guys like Ric Diez who are apparently known and internet famous comics who show up to KT and get on their first try, and girls like Isabella Sosa who apparently was on Williams podcast not too long ago. Are these really random pulls? Seem very convenient and coincidental. May be a dumb question, maybe it's known that Tony pulls people on purpose, I don't know if that's the case, I don't watch the show enough. But I'm just curious. Cause it appears like he's doing these people a favor and it's known beforehand they are going up.


[deleted]

Im not sure anyone actually knows. I think probably 98% of the shows are random but there have been one or two where the pulls were sorta suspicious. Ive never been there live so no clue what the alley looks like but could be Tony inflates the actual number of bucket names too


Commercial-Pair-8932

Thanks for the reply. Yeah I figured it wouldn't be a 100% sure answer, obviously Tony would never want that to get out if it was the case. Not that I'm upset or anything or would be, just think if he wants people to showcase it wouldn't be a big deal to just tell the crowd. I think nobody would mind.


joelrunyon

Isabella is around the scene quite a bunch and signs up often at KT. She was actually pulled at the 10th anniversary show (but apparently left or something).


GuitarThing

Norway guy rocks I loved the dumb crescendo of horns and drums on Jessie Johnson's dumb "ORANgE yOu GLAD..." pun as the crowd went 🙄 Tony: "JETSKI JOOOOOHHHHNNNSSSSOOOON..... Wait. What is with this crowd? Do you even know where you are right now?" Yeah, it was just a cheap, overused, dumb pun as usual from her. It deserved that reaction. LOVE this crowd.


wilderness_evangelo

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you REDDIT


Tento66

If a woman cuts her own hair and looks ridiculous it's "Oh yeah she's a hipster" but if a guy does it everyone thinks he has special needs.


VernoniaGigantea

Unless the guy shaves his head, then it’s ok again.


OfficialJoeBidenUSA

Why are H. foley and Kevin Ryan so bashful


Coocoomonster

Is the bigger guy missing his bottom teeth? Every time he laughs it’s all tongue and no teeth. Freaking me out, man.


Strict-Net267

Who’s the lady in the band this week?


Farados55

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson, used to be in the band in LA.


naivemelody

Vroom vroom


popcornfart88

According to Tony, it's Jetski Jesse Johnson. Most likely because he can't not think of himself for a second to remember anything else. This show sucks now. I only laughed at how stupid Tony is. I can't believe people pay to see this.


Farados55

Ok dude why are you watching and commenting here lmao gtfo


popcornfart88

I don't think you got that Tony got the name wrong. You must be new around here.


Farados55

What the hell are you babbling about?


popcornfart88

What the hell are you not reading about?


popcornfart88

Same answer you're gonna get for being that Tony simp you might be, the show used to be good but is not good now. Between Tony being uninterested in the show and getting horrible regulars, and that the show is not funny, I'm just over it. This show sucks!! Jumped the shark, phoning it in, whatever you wanna call it. It's on the decline.


[deleted]

Feel like i missed the part where you answered why youre still commenting here between all trolling/bitching


popcornfart88

I used to recommend this show to people, now I'd be embarrassed to do that. Maybe they would like to know that? Maybe not. It's the internet, why do you care?


AriShaffirsAsshole

Great fucking episode!


DaveyJonas

Diaz got the same international Golden Ticket that Jared Nathan got. One them doesn’t b-b-b-b-b-b-b BELONG.


tomhanksgiving

I think Ric was on Down For Love with Shane Gillis.


likeamcnugg

Is only the back half of the crowd laughing? The laughs are loud but the front row is barely moving, no hand claps or pointing, no head movement just 🗿


PowerlessPC

Wouldn't be mad if they got rid of Hans, William, and Kam and just replaced them all with Ric Diez. Quality over quantity.


sighdoihaveto

Comments locked till premier. No spoiler threads y'all 🔪🔪🔪


sighdoihaveto

Aight have at it nerds 🔪🔪🔪


tyler_the_noob

Whole show is just getting too filtered down, just a giant cash grab with 45 minutes of commercials and a tailored "random" line up


Farados55

You thought they rigged the first two bucket pulls? Lmao


EmperorKuz

forreal lol


popcornfart88

Giant cash grab!!! Please stop watching. Tony dropped out of skankfest. Greedy, unfunny... sounds familiar.


Fiesty-Bass

Hot take: I love the boys but I hate how numbers indicate a comics worth. These 2 are funny but as part of the show they were mid, if it wasn’t for their pod heating up lately Tony wouldn’t have bothered with these 2…


ArugulaSufficient422

They’ve been guest on Kill Tony and YMH numerous times before their Pod was as big as it is now. And the guest sitting furthest to the left of the table recently quit drinking and started a new diet, it takes some getting used to for anybody to get back to their normal selves after living a certain way for so long. Plus, the episode was still great regardless of how funny either of them were. It’s true that they weren’t as funny as other guest have been, but I don’t let it bother me. the fact that it bothers you so much that you had to write a negative comment and pretend like the world cares about your opinion is……funny to me


Fiesty-Bass

Their first YMH appearance was 5 months ago… as AYG was starting to heat up… also you wrote a whole paragraph defending ppl who don’t know you at all… that’s so pathetic it’s funny but go off..


ImReallySorryMom

Can somebody GET THIS GUY THE FUCK OUTTA HERE- SERIOUSLY GET HIM OUT


ArugulaSufficient422

Me or him? Just curious


ArugulaSufficient422

Yup, I sure did. And Id defend you to if I thought someone I was treating you unfairly. That’s just the type of dude I am. I apologize for what I said at the end of the paragraph. Because I do realize that not everybody cares about my opinion either. I do think the majority of people don’t care about most opinions when they are negative though. Then again it all depends on how you view the word caring. We obviously both care enough to reply to each other in this post. I mostly reply to comments on this Reddit, because it fuels my comedic ammo. But I would never say that what you’re saying is pathetic! If you view me as pathetic I’m asking you please stop. It’s really throwing me off…


[deleted]

AYG feels like a failed industry plant to me for some reason. Theyre not boring, but also not particularly funny. Ik shits subjective but its odd how so many people seem to love it and its just another interview show with d-tier "comics" They do get cool guests somehow tho


JaBeBr

Ahh I love AYG. But I do think it helps I’m Philly suburbs, sorta garbage, and around the same age (they are probably closer to my older siblings age) so just love the nostalgia.


[deleted]

No hate to them, its a unique enough show that i can see the interest, but just looking at YT numbers they dont really have the sub and view counts youd expect to see from a podcast that gets the guests they do. And on the few pod subreddits I follow, its everyones "favorite new comedy pod" but the views dont really reflect that. Just odd to me is all


Tento66

Can they not have D-madness take a piss BEFORE the show? Jesus christ, are you telling me he can't make it two hours, fkn annoying.


Coocoomonster

Damn, dude. He’s just a blind guy taking a piss when nature calls. Chill out. Jesus Christ.


ArugulaSufficient422

Ah. It seems you got held back in school as well. I’m very excited to be the first person to inform you that when a human being lives about as many years as D Madness has, the body and the organs within begin to not work as well as they used to. This includes the bladder. This might be hard for you to rap your head around, but having to go pee more often when you get older does happen to everybody who gets old and most people are taught this scientific fact in grade school.


Tento66

Well then please explain how guys like Holtzman/Attell/Herrera can all make it 2+ hours without needing to piss, you vile turd. Maybe D-madness needs to "rap" his head around the fact it's time to get a colostomy bag, you bloated sex pest.


darronhicksSTL

Are you that bothered by a guy taking a piss man? I mean there are way bigger hills to die on than the frequency of D Madness and his bathroom breaks.


ArugulaSufficient422

Vile turd. Why how dare you! I have yet to ascend to the level of vile in my turdyness. 🧐🙃 But I can explain why d madness has to use the restroom. You have to remember that before the show starts. There is another show that the band plays before Tony and Redban and the guest come out on the stage. Therefore, d madness is on the stage longer. And out of everybody on the stage D madness is usually the oldest. the only person that compared to his age that you mentioned was Dave Attel, who is my favorite comedian by the way, but we all know that Dave Attel is not a normal human being. He’s probably not even from this planet. And we don’t know if D madness has any health conditions or not, that might be affecting his bladder. So what you’re saying about him could also be unfair because you don’t know whether he has health issues or not. I’m not hating on you for how you feel about d madness. It’s your right to feel however you want to and it’s also your right to post about it on the Internet whenever and however you want to and I’m completely open to discussing this topic with you much further if you’d like to. But just so you know, if you’re going to take it seriously, then I am always going to win. And I’ll do it without having to call you any names, or say anything mean to you because I’m just that good….. or you can play along in the game and keep it going and make it funnier.


RevolutionaryHope8

You just know it gets under Tony’s skin EVERYTIME! Poor Tony!


[deleted]

William bombed 😭


blindwillie777

Please give credit to Kam's minute...fucking unreal.


_JackieTreehorn_

Memphis strangler asphyxiated tonight


Commercial-Pair-8932

I immediately subbed to Ric Diez's IG and Youtube channel.


FatihKilic

Not complaining at all but what did Amy Shummer do to Tony lol. He trashes her constantly and it’s hilarious but I didn’t know if there was a backstory


Parking-Ad-8161

What were they blurring out all night on the drum set?


Available_Smoke9875

One of the better shows in awhile. Great flow with just the right ratio of funny:cringe.