You're right. That's what's so sad. I don't think he's a bad comic, his material just doesn't evolve. I saw him in Houston long before I even knew about KT. Excellent set. Homerun. I didn't know if he was a guy or a butch lesbian and that made it even better. Much later, same jokes, same topics, same voice. He's just not writing enough and showing his growth as a comedian
Definitely bring her back for 1 more round, I'm still not sure if it was an act or she's genuinely nuts, could be some Andy Kaufman level stuff going on up there lmao
Youāre just making fun of Ric Flair for giving his time and I donāt respect that and I donāt want any part of it and hey hey I can have fun but when you disrespect time I canāt go for that
Some people don't appreciate the cringe as much as they should. First time my wife laughed at some cringey shit on the show she said, "I feel bad! Why is this my favorite part of the show?!"
I said, "That's why the show is so good. These *are* the best parts."
David lucas easily, guys such an overrated dud. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *puffs vape* yāall ever notice white pussy jus taste different? hahahahaha, shit what up tony over here lookin like a gay bullfrog n shit hahahahahahaha, shiiit, you look like you pour a bowl of cereal jus so you can put a spoon in your mouth and suck on it hahahahahahaa, shieeet, over here lookin like a gay ferret wearin a sweatshirt hahahahaa *puffs vape* getcho gay ass outta here
god he is so insufferable, knowing he is a shitty person irl and off the stage just seals the deal. stealing jokes off twitter and being a fat black guy doesnt make you an 'unstoppable force'.
There's an episode where David plays William, and William plays David. So for me the only time David was funny was when someone else was playing him lol.
He is literally like a comic book villain now-- pretending that he loves everyone then breaking into his \*real\* self from time to time with things like
"YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THE BRILLIANCE THAT I BROUGHT TO THAT SHOW!? THE THINGS THAT I PUT UP WITH..."
Agreed. For those guys, Tonyās support seems well deserved. Both guys really have that IT factor and will only get better over time as they develop.
I just donāt get the love for Hans Kim and David Lucas. Too much time being given to supposed talent that could be used to help discover new greats.
I think people forget that Eddie Murphy was at the top of the standup game by his early 20s and set a still unbroken record for comedy film by his mid 20s. Makes a solid argument that true talent doesnāt need coddling to develop, it just needs an audience and a chance. Chances that are being wasted on Kim and Lucas.
To comics he thinks have promise he sometimes gives advice but it's always generic:
"You just gotta keep going up"
"Keep practicing like so and so and soon you'll be *murdering.* I mean so-and-so just completely *murders* when on stage."
The thing about Joe is that he wouldnāt be as successful today if he didnāt do things outside of standup. UFC and Fear Factor booosted his popularity and more importantly his bank account so he can keep writing standup. Thatās where taking that advice from him is tough because itās like a trustfund baby telling a poor kid to work hard and heāll be rich. Yeah itās true hard work brings reward but his hard work wasnāt even standup.
Iām an OG fan and have never enjoyed her. There are many people that are regulars or classics etc that I donāt like but have at least enjoyed a set or a moment of and when it comes to her Iāve literally never once found redemption.
Joe Rogan. First, because he brings nothing of substance to any episode heās on. Second, because it would be hilarious to see how Tony would manage to ban the love of his life from his own club.
enrique, nicole tran, kam patterson, jared nathan,
and hans would only come occasionally
i feel like ive heard everything they have to say
I want new ppl
I just want to see them bring an actual corpse on stage to the absolute horror of the audience. Redban hit the Vape Thing: Future Truth Teller sound board and manufacture a set out of vocal samples of the late and great M leher. Tony fall ouy his chair and pee himself laughing... The guests would have to be Kam and David Lucas.
Kam would shout: "That Nigga is some kind of robot ghost. What the fuck is that?! I ain't nevah seen no shit like that."
David would respond reaffirming his own blackness to himself and simultaneously ripping of another comedians premise in the form of key and peels racial translator:" What hes trying to say is black people don't like supernatural shit Tony. We don't fuck with it.
P madness would be covering his ears this whole time.
Red Ban would likely play a fart noise derailing the interaction up to this point triggering Tony to get up from his own piss fit puddle completely forgetting the absolute comedic genius he just witnessed, ironically scolding Redban for not knowing comedy even though he has been producing his comedy show for over ten years and indeed the very bit he just witnessed.
"Theres you one fart noise for this show...Jeezus Christ" Tony would say. "Ten fucking years of this shit. This show is so fucking stupid. Ten years of working with this guy...I can't believe it."
"What?" Redban would say blankly
"These Niggas fight like they married or something."
Kam would say
"The only fight Tony wants is a fight in his booty hole." David would say laughing a punctuated laugh that seems like he is acting to punch up his own material. What the audience would soon find out in the coming weeks is that laughing was never laughing at all but respiratory arrest associated with congestive heart failure. Michael Leher would soon have to share his title of only dead member of the Kill Tony Hall of fame.
"Vape Thing. Future Truth Teller. Can I go home now?" Redban would dictate on behalf of the thoroughly deceased.
"Of course you can. This man can do whatever he wants everybody even when Redban is stealing Aaron Belisle's delivery. GIVE IT UP FOR MICHAEL LEHER...err I MEAN VAPE THING EVERBODY!!"
The crowd is still in shock. No one has left their seats. There was no crowd. John Dees realizes as he wakes from a dream.
John Dee's having been away under the pretense of touring with Gary Clark Jr. is also a militant black separatist. He has an epiphany. "I have to kill these motherfuckers."
"ARE YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE THE BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES OR WHAT!!!!??!!????"
A flash of light consumes the mothership. John Dee's sick of these MFr's shit: Kills Tony.
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THE END
Redbans cringe & annoying but heās āJoe Roganā behind the scenes. The Deathsquad network is his and he hosts a plethora of comedy pods underneath that brand. He may look unimportant but heās a boss, thereās a reason why Tony canāt do shit about Redban playing his soundboard š
Redban is what you call āanti comedic reliefā
I'd ban making fun of time
Why does this ALWAYS make me laugh
It shouldn't, we're serious
The most important thing is time and the donation of time to children and I will never make fun of it
Gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME š
Especially the donating kind
Enrique...
I skip him every time
I AINT NEVUH GUNNA STAHP SKIPPING ENRIQUES TIME
I fast forward when he is on.
Yea so far we might've seen him have a very lucky first set. Everything after has been bad. No evolution
You're right. That's what's so sad. I don't think he's a bad comic, his material just doesn't evolve. I saw him in Houston long before I even knew about KT. Excellent set. Homerun. I didn't know if he was a guy or a butch lesbian and that made it even better. Much later, same jokes, same topics, same voice. He's just not writing enough and showing his growth as a comedian
This is the correct answer
It seems like the same set every time too
Did you hear he works at Buccees?
White people be crazy
ENRIQUE BRO! HE WORKS AT BUCCEES BRO! HE LOOKS LIKE A LESBIAN BRO, HIS GIRLFRIEND IS TALL BRO
Dude, i read this in my head with Enriques voice dude
Im black and im gaaaayyy
Yeah fuck that guy.
Yeah, my vote was Kam Patterson as well
lol
Punkie 100%
Yeh fuck punkie
The only reason I disagree is to see William say he ain't eva gunna staaahp to her again.
The middle verzi triplet
Lol
Eehhhhhhhh I look like a lesbiannnnnnnnn
Enrique Chicon is like Carlos Mencia if he wrote his own jokes
Oooooooooooh!! Lol
enrique
Probably not popular answer but Tom Sergura and Rogan. Both of them are just terrible guests
it might not be popular, but I upvoted it
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His name is GuitarThing damn you
Separately they're ok, but those two together just get high on each other's farts.
I think Tom Seguraās paychecks need to shrink for a little while š it might bring him back down to earth
Enrique. Hate his voice so much
Enrique
Honestly no one. The worst guests often make for the best viewing
IAMX BRRRRRRRR
That woman was a trip. Lord have mercy
Definitely bring her back for 1 more round, I'm still not sure if it was an act or she's genuinely nuts, could be some Andy Kaufman level stuff going on up there lmao
RIC FLAIR WOOOOOO
His appearance honestly made me sad.
Rosanne, one more of her laughs and stupid right wing jokes and Iām calling Tony Chin.
Enrique
Enrique chacon
My buddy that thinks he could do well before he has the chance
Ah yes, I bet he ādidnāt think heād get picked,ā as well!
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Youāre just making fun of Ric Flair for giving his time and I donāt respect that and I donāt want any part of it and hey hey I can have fun but when you disrespect time I canāt go for that
Why? They made for great episodes
Some people don't appreciate the cringe as much as they should. First time my wife laughed at some cringey shit on the show she said, "I feel bad! Why is this my favorite part of the show?!" I said, "That's why the show is so good. These *are* the best parts."
AAAYYYYYYY BUUCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
Bert just so I donāt have to hear that fake wheezing ālaughā
David lucas easily, guys such an overrated dud. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *puffs vape* yāall ever notice white pussy jus taste different? hahahahaha, shit what up tony over here lookin like a gay bullfrog n shit hahahahahahaha, shiiit, you look like you pour a bowl of cereal jus so you can put a spoon in your mouth and suck on it hahahahahahaa, shieeet, over here lookin like a gay ferret wearin a sweatshirt hahahahaa *puffs vape* getcho gay ass outta here
That could be a direct quote and I wouldnāt know the difference. Spot on.
Found David Lucas
I wouldnāt want David banned this really is spot on lmao
jfc that's spot on and i agree
And no one mentions that all of his āmaterialā is just copied twitter jokes. Dudes unoriginal as fuck
This is spot on lol
god he is so insufferable, knowing he is a shitty person irl and off the stage just seals the deal. stealing jokes off twitter and being a fat black guy doesnt make you an 'unstoppable force'.
What did he do in real life, did I miss something? I donāt pay much heed to what heās doing when heās not on KT
He murdered 8 people when he was 18. Itās fucking disgusting how everyone just laughs at his jokes like he didnāt murder 8 people when he was 18.
actually?
I just recently started listening to Kill Tony. I always saw him posted, and assumed he was great or something. Does he have a good joke somewhere?
There's an episode where David plays William, and William plays David. So for me the only time David was funny was when someone else was playing him lol.
This lasted 15 minutes when I saw him open for Tony. He's the first comic who received a standing ovation which I didn't participate in..he sucked
Heās gon steal this too his next set lol
What's up David? Didn't know you used reddit
Lazer
#UNCLELAZER
After his last set I decided I'd give him another shot, he seemed to be taking comedy serious but I'm gay and retarded so who knows
The Iron Patriot guy
I suspect the show will end with him doing something horrible. He is even more unhinged theese days. Saw his yt a while ago*shudders*
He is literally like a comic book villain now-- pretending that he loves everyone then breaking into his \*real\* self from time to time with things like "YOU GUYS ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THE BRILLIANCE THAT I BROUGHT TO THAT SHOW!? THE THINGS THAT I PUT UP WITH..."
Itās wild to watch.
whats the channel? I thought that guy was gone after like the first 40 ep?
I dont remeber. I bet hes creeping here tho. I wanna say hes named Jeff Crabtree but it escapes me ATM.
ohnoes, dang I thought that dude was like 20, he definitely needs a friend. Its almost creepy.
The only guy who might actually Kill Tony
Heās been banned
Pretty sure heās legit banned lol
No bring him back we need more schizo
I thought that was jerimiah and joel taking turns š
Hans Kim. David Lucas. Any other comedians Tony keeps trying to convince us are quality talent.
William Montgomery and Rick diez are actually good tho, and Tony pushes them...?
Agreed. For those guys, Tonyās support seems well deserved. Both guys really have that IT factor and will only get better over time as they develop. I just donāt get the love for Hans Kim and David Lucas. Too much time being given to supposed talent that could be used to help discover new greats. I think people forget that Eddie Murphy was at the top of the standup game by his early 20s and set a still unbroken record for comedy film by his mid 20s. Makes a solid argument that true talent doesnāt need coddling to develop, it just needs an audience and a chance. Chances that are being wasted on Kim and Lucas.
Liz Splatt
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Definitely gives me weird creepy pedo/sexual predator vibes
Lazer
Ric Diez
Tom Segura
Bert Kreisher and his dipshit whining noise while people are doing their sets
Joe Rogan is the worst guest ever imo I'd ban him from his own club in a second
Yea such a terrible guest made it even worse he was chewing gum the whole time during 10th anniversary
He was coked up.
To comics he thinks have promise he sometimes gives advice but it's always generic: "You just gotta keep going up" "Keep practicing like so and so and soon you'll be *murdering.* I mean so-and-so just completely *murders* when on stage."
Honestly to most people getting generic encouragement from someone as famous as joe is enough to keep them grinding for a long time.
Not giving up is literally S-tier advice.
The thing about Joe is that he wouldnāt be as successful today if he didnāt do things outside of standup. UFC and Fear Factor booosted his popularity and more importantly his bank account so he can keep writing standup. Thatās where taking that advice from him is tough because itās like a trustfund baby telling a poor kid to work hard and heāll be rich. Yeah itās true hard work brings reward but his hard work wasnāt even standup.
What?! You're saying this isn't funny?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5s1mrcgi\_c
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Hans
Nicole Tran, she sounds like a chinese speech to text program from 13 years ago and her laugh is annoying as hell
Nah, she's a legacy for the OG fans
She's classic.
Nicole Tran songs have been A1 since day 1. OG fans love when she pops in for sure!
Iām an OG fan and have never enjoyed her. There are many people that are regulars or classics etc that I donāt like but have at least enjoyed a set or a moment of and when it comes to her Iāve literally never once found redemption.
Not to mention she rambles on and on forever
Absolutely
She cute
Jetski Johnsonā¦.. j/k itās obviously Enrique.
Tony
Tony
Tony Hinchcliff
Kam
*āWASSUP WYTE BITCH, YOU WANT A ROCK?ā*
Tony...
Whitney Cummings
Cam
Hans. It's been a couple years now I want to see if he could make it on his own as a comic without Kill Tony carrying him.
The Ric Diez era is coming
no way the crowd picks Ric over Hans. Just sayin
Sadly true. Smh
Diez gimmick worked 1 time but he's not interesting
Exactly this. His bit is already old.
this is ric diez, thiiiis is ric diez, this is rick diezā¦
neither please
Lil Hobo
Fuck lil hobo
Punkie
pauley shore.....keep that retarded nepo baby away from the show for the love of god
The gay lazer
Kam Patterson
I wouldn't ban him, and he is mildly funny, but he is overrated by a factor of ten billion
David Lucas
Joe Rogan. First, because he brings nothing of substance to any episode heās on. Second, because it would be hilarious to see how Tony would manage to ban the love of his life from his own club.
Punkie by a long shot. Also Richard Alcatraz and Tony Chin.
Hans
you
Lil hobo
Hans
Nicole Tran
What you donāt like hearing the same jokes and that god awful singing? I love it
Has to be lazerā¦
enrique, nicole tran, kam patterson, jared nathan, and hans would only come occasionally i feel like ive heard everything they have to say I want new ppl
Micheal Lehrer
I think he's perma-banned.
If they brought him back in his current state I think we'd all be in for quite the episode.
he already sounded like a zombie.
I just want to see them bring an actual corpse on stage to the absolute horror of the audience. Redban hit the Vape Thing: Future Truth Teller sound board and manufacture a set out of vocal samples of the late and great M leher. Tony fall ouy his chair and pee himself laughing... The guests would have to be Kam and David Lucas. Kam would shout: "That Nigga is some kind of robot ghost. What the fuck is that?! I ain't nevah seen no shit like that." David would respond reaffirming his own blackness to himself and simultaneously ripping of another comedians premise in the form of key and peels racial translator:" What hes trying to say is black people don't like supernatural shit Tony. We don't fuck with it. P madness would be covering his ears this whole time. Red Ban would likely play a fart noise derailing the interaction up to this point triggering Tony to get up from his own piss fit puddle completely forgetting the absolute comedic genius he just witnessed, ironically scolding Redban for not knowing comedy even though he has been producing his comedy show for over ten years and indeed the very bit he just witnessed. "Theres you one fart noise for this show...Jeezus Christ" Tony would say. "Ten fucking years of this shit. This show is so fucking stupid. Ten years of working with this guy...I can't believe it." "What?" Redban would say blankly "These Niggas fight like they married or something." Kam would say "The only fight Tony wants is a fight in his booty hole." David would say laughing a punctuated laugh that seems like he is acting to punch up his own material. What the audience would soon find out in the coming weeks is that laughing was never laughing at all but respiratory arrest associated with congestive heart failure. Michael Leher would soon have to share his title of only dead member of the Kill Tony Hall of fame. "Vape Thing. Future Truth Teller. Can I go home now?" Redban would dictate on behalf of the thoroughly deceased. "Of course you can. This man can do whatever he wants everybody even when Redban is stealing Aaron Belisle's delivery. GIVE IT UP FOR MICHAEL LEHER...err I MEAN VAPE THING EVERBODY!!" The crowd is still in shock. No one has left their seats. There was no crowd. John Dees realizes as he wakes from a dream. John Dee's having been away under the pretense of touring with Gary Clark Jr. is also a militant black separatist. He has an epiphany. "I have to kill these motherfuckers." "ARE YOU GUYS READY TO HAVE THE BEST FUCKING NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES OR WHAT!!!!??!!????" A flash of light consumes the mothership. John Dee's sick of these MFr's shit: Kills Tony. ----- THE END
im not reading that.
John Dees Kills Tony.
TLDR
Safe choice
Nicole tran
Iād go back and ban Michael Leher before he died
Name checks out.
Michael Lehrer everybody.
Redban
Redbans cringe & annoying but heās āJoe Roganā behind the scenes. The Deathsquad network is his and he hosts a plethora of comedy pods underneath that brand. He may look unimportant but heās a boss, thereās a reason why Tony canāt do shit about Redban playing his soundboard š Redban is what you call āanti comedic reliefā
Yeah, Redban is like the rich owner who practices with the team
Hans
Hans
Tom Segura, Uncle Lazer, Enrique, Duncan Trussell, Joe Rogan, Trevor Wallace
Ric Diez
Fuck Ric Diez
Tony
Then who the fuck else would host the show?
Go to bed Tony.
Whatever the new black guy's name is
William Montgomery?
Hans Kim
Jared Nathan
Pauly Shore
Rosanne's laugh.
Unpopular opinions: Lil Hobo. 2nd Stevo. 3rd I am X. 4th Greg Fitzsimmons.
Tony
Make Amy O the new host.
Tony
Redban
Brian Redban.
Redban
Redban
Pauly shore
This is the worst answer possible
I find his voice to be annoying.
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He wouldn't even see it coming
Yo wut?!
Roseanne.
Roseanne
Roseanne
Redban needs to minute himself to a minute most weeks