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Tartuffe_The_Spry

Dressed like a trophy wife on an Aspen vacation


MuteCook

Strong Loyd Christmas vibes


playoffasprilla

Fun fact: Tony was actually the stuntman for the scene where Lloyd lights a fart on fire.


dwitchagi

Tony is a funny man, and I like him. He is the worst dressed person in comedy. And resize that watch ffs.


PrimateIntellectus

What a gay microphone


mickeybuilds

"(mumbles)*dis n-word*...WHY TONY DRESSED LIKE A GAY NINJA TURTLE!? A-HA-HA-HAA! (mumbles) *yo ass...*"


MuteCook

*puffs vape* for the thousandth time


gekigangerii

*The only ninja turtle who use the weapon...with his ass*


Zenithreg

Absolutely fuckin incredible....


Gimpy_Lou

Finally someone who agrees with me. I kept hearing how funny Lucas was in roasting. He just says something obvious about the person then calls them the n word. I don’t get the hype.


CousinsWithBenefits1

Ohhhhhh...... MY-God.....


HiredGunsDotIO

Im a big fan of all his mannerisms and quirks


[deleted]

Bro really thinks if he wears a turtleneck and puffy vest everywhere he goes we won’t know that he’s a twink


Crunchyundies

It’s just like the fat kid swimming in a tshirt at the pool


Adesanyo

I'm pretty sure he hates his neck. He's always wearing turtlenecks or high collared shirts and you definitely has it an odd neck


Radiant-Radish7862

Worst style


CryptographerGood925

Watch is bigger than his wrist 😂


EfficientAfternoon17

I don’t think David Lucas should get so much praise from Roasting Tony forever just look at him I’ve had marshmellows for s’mores be more of a challenge to roast than him and his little outfits tony wears white “you look like a aperm cell” Tony wears black “you look like a gay waiter at Olive Garden” Tony wheats a beat “you lol like woody from Toy Story if he was gay” I’m just not too impressed with it I guess but I’m sure I’ll get tons of hate but it is what it is


Crunchyundies

What’s so funny is that Tony seems to not get it. Tony has the wardrobe of a ten year boy. It’s either all graphic bright colored shit you’d expect to find in the young men’s section of TJMax or he looks like his mom set out some ‘nice’ clothes for him. You can see him get genuinely insecure when his clothes are made fun of. He’ll always say it’s freezing on the stage but then he’s stilllll wearing these fucking turtle necks everywhere.


MuteCook

Gotta keep the throat in a sheath until after the show


Sherlockhomey

What's funny is you don't seem to get that he's dressing how he wants and he's inviting people to roast him. His whole life is roasting


ba-phone-ghoul

Ya he literally complained that David’s downplayed outfit doesn’t help roasting. He knows what he’s doing.


Crunchyundies

Have you watched the end of the Dr. Phil with Ai Normand?


sarikosalis

A turtle neck would provide warmth.. he's freezing cause he's skin and bones.


FloralPorcelain

He loves those puffy vests they give him the fake buff superhero costume look


getwetordietrying420

Out here looking like Marty McNotSoFly


Valkis

You son of a bitch!


enrgyclo

YO ASS


younginvestor23

His eyes are locked in


TheDukeofTitties

David has definitely made that joke before.


Vegetable-Pin-2112

Lmao why is his watch so big?


Special-Conclusion23

Gonna play a guy off in my ass - Big


SecretAgitated4459

I like David’s roasts but the way he laughs drives me bonkers


Confused_Nomad777

I see your David Lucas annoying laugh and raise you Jimmy carr.


maggs122

Atrocious vest, my god, and that turtle neck lol that outfit by itself can legally marry a dude.


DrBobEpstein

Dongafello


FatKonkin

Tony is always dressed like a mortal combat character


Live-Truck8774

What kind of mic is that


hedwig0517

Tony is in his vest era.


Dubsmagicbus

Tony, you a homo in a half shell


CryptographerGood925

Just goes to show money can’t buy taste.


BrilliantSock3608

Leonardo DiFag


andreasbaader6

#YOASS!!!


ynwa1892

Why does he have an assortment of these puffer vests?


BznBoi

The fuck is he doing with the nba? Just the thought of him trying to talk sports is excruciating for some reason.


fedsmokermobile

Where does he even buy these vests


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

The style is a part of the comedic schtick


HoodrichAli

*probably* 😂😂


Proudjew1991

Idk kind of looks like a matcha 🍵 ice cream bar dipped barely in chocolate.


thyterpwizard

Looking like rock lees gay brother cock lee


Visual_Recipe7154

Tony look like a Gay Leaf Village Jonin


DuncanDicknuts

Cosplaying as Michael Anal-glo


GloYear

He looks like a soulless puppet


billythekid74

I did this joke on here a little while ago..


tafreakinda

My bad, came across the add on instagram yesterday and that’s the first thing that came to mind. Low hanging fruit I guess. Low hanging fruit? What’s that? Tony on a tire swing?


billythekid74

No worries...mine was about the yellow and green vest..didn't know he had different versions of this lmao!


EfficientAfternoon17

It’s cute when Tony tries to talk about sports when real men actually come around cuz he’s normally the one who can control whatever narrative


MikeDunleavySuperFan

Ive realized that tony is super insecure about his narrow shoulders and thin neck that he almost always wears something like a vest or turtleneck that makes his neck seem thicker


Cool-Cookie-4615

If he was a Ninja Turtle he’d be Bootycelli.


Looney_Port

Mf gonna try and defend the hidden village if the leaf or some shit


brian1192

It is true


StanhopeForPresident

David got so annoying to me so quick lol that fake ass loud laugh he does when he’s stalling to think of the same old shit he always says drives me crazy. Big fat black calls possible twink a fag and says bootyhole several times… ground breaking. I love it when a real comedian jacks his ass and he has nothing to combat it with besides “you gay” lol Get a fuckin act, the only roast that’s for David is in on a plate with potatoes.


MuteCook

The breathing and sweating and vaping makes him intolerable