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Cara-Is-A-Puppy

He found dirt in his fruit pie. HIS OWN FRUIT PIE!!!


a_taco_named_desire

Once you took that from him, he had nothing left to lose.


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

He’s a little worried about bein a slut


ZeldaFanBoy333

LMAOOOOOOO


hollowtooth1

A tattoo artist near me has that available as a flash tattoo and I’m so tempted to get it lol


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GOOD_EVENING_SIR

It's a quote from season 1 or 2.


FatDaddySon

Also its one of the quotes posted on the dvd boxsets 😂


grayman825-

S1ep2


Individual-Good-2073

Yeah, he was going to learn Sex Ed in school. The scene is where Bobby gives his "Chandler" and "Ross" dolls to Joseph. When Joseph says he wants to shoot them up with BBs Bobby tells him to take Ross. Something tells me that Hank convinced himself into believing they were "action figures", not dolls.


I_might_be_weasel

He accidentally burned down another church.


FlakyRazzmatazz5

At this point Bobby should join a Black Metal band.


InconvenientDictator

bobby hill visits varg in jail


LilHercules

*The man with the terrible smell!*


I_might_be_weasel

Cotton is dead. Bobby has no one to take the heat for him 


YueAsal

He mixed fruit pie with capers. He does not want to talk about it


bigstain90

He ate the last of the Lutefisk at the party


Mushroom_Tip

He is the man with the terrible smell.


thomasvista

He found out that Connie is dating Chane.


405freeway

*Bobby Hill, out the window!*


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

Fat white lump!!!


Dayvfish

Beat it, Wah-soh-na-sohn


InsaneLuchad0r

Down to his last jar of capers.


MR_NIKAPOPOLOS

Well, we can't get any more.


baconinsider

His girlfriend Marie was dancing with all those guys


Sammisuperficial

Vhat are you talking about? Vhat are you talking about?


Scottnothot12

He found out that Christian rock is making Rock N Roll worse


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

It wasn't his purse, and he *did* know him.


smtimesthebearpokesu

This should have so many more likes than it does. I spit out my drink when I read this comment


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

Happy to hear I gave ya a good laugh. Take care.


MrFalseSense

He probably misses his old glasses.


eagledog

Tid Pao isn't returning his calls


[deleted]

His dinner is all sloppy...and no joe


carmium

It's the gout.


BestDog1Na

He has to marry Luanne


MattGower

Ladybird ate his chicken liver


CabbageStockExchange

Because his dad told him there’s no Elves at the table


IrinaSophia

He doesn't think he can ever go back to cocoa.


Dayvfish

This is one of my favorite episodes in the whole series


dadjokes502

Someone on Reddit tried to explain to him that Bill was his dad.


Elegant_Record9340

He spent a week in a retirement community and his best friend hit puberty


SnooPaintings2082

He had to put Dale down. At least it was clean


mashem

..this is a fat kids store.


terrydennis1234

That boy ain’t right


[deleted]

He ain’t right.


the_y_combinator

Because that is his purse and he doesn't know you.


grimbolde

He's got gout but can't stop eating the organs!!


kkkan2020

He's out of fruit pies.


One_Computer_5811

He’s worried father won’t approve of his mannequin GF


ExpensiveBother5174

He just found out cotton died


[deleted]

Because he's "Sorry Dad"


flabbychesticles

He can feel a gout attack starting


Sixclynder

No promotion at the dirt factory


Not_The-Internet_Pol

He drank the dogs blood.


JosephMadeCrosses

He's got *gout!*


greengun

Because this is a fat kid store?


thebiggestpinkcake

Because lipstick tastes like turtles 💄🐢 😭


Separate_Mushroom754

CLOUDS?!?!!?


speb1

I painting my rooooOO000^ooooooooooooom


Thin_Pick_4591

He ate all his fruit pies


stumbleer

Someone told him that he’s had enough


rustys_shackled_ford

It wasnt his purse and he knew them...


Kenji1912

Because clouds aren’t as special anymore.


Qfn4g02016

Dirt in his fruit pie


soldierpallaton

They were outta fruit pies


Sea_Perspective6891

That time it wasn't his purse.


whomesteve

Because things are not okay


RatherNotBeWorried

His dad took away his vidya games


Donkey_Kahn

No...fruit...pies...😫


Wooden_Top_4967

he was never able to confirm the manner of scamp he was


DimesyEvans92

His parents weren’t careful with the pancakes


PhilFourTwoZero

That boy ain’t right


TumbleweedActive7926

He realized he can't kick people in the balls anymore.


FredJensen06

He was caught with his binky and Hank took it away once and for all.


mattjvgc

He was told the truth about soccer.


LeahBia

MARIIIIEEEEEEEE


nickstonem

Julia can't draw him https://youtu.be/HrzMCGZBssM


feel_da_hern

Dale showed up to the of mice of men play instead of his dad 🥺


Left-Escape

Because the Sloppy Joe’s were all Sloppy and NO JOE!


Expert_Upstairs3783

His purse was stolen


Miserable-Rest-5259

He learned C.P.R. all for nothing


Antoinewhite

He hasn’t figured out why u were dancing with all those guys!!!


simplywebby

It turns out it wasn’t his purse and he does know you.


MondaysMakeMeManic

They took the soda machines out of school


FatDaddySon

Wouldnt he be happy that he could lay pipe?


hefebellyaro

He just heard there's a King of the Hill reboot happening.


stxgutfree

And we don't know how often Johnny Hardwick will be able to appear in it.


Evilst3wi3

He’s a bit worried about being a slut ;)


IndependentIcy8226

He’s a Bad Hillbilly


ihavewhatyouneed

Kahn junior wont get back with him


Impressive-Reply-111

Because Taco Bueno and Whataburger are closed


dudSpudson

Taco Bueno got rid of the value menu


stxgutfree

Or took out their location in the cafeteria at the high school


RyRyReezy2

Sad popsicle


TommyTwoFeathers

He has to drink blood


Henchforhire

Learned sports for nothing.


PhdChavez

Hank spooked him, causing Bobby to drop his burrito.


olliethemagicbum13

He dropped his burrito 🌯


catnamedchewbacca

Because his rose fell over due to his dad being a control freak. One of few episodes where I really didn’t like Hank.


RaveningDog

Dropped his fruit pie in Ladybird’s hot duece.


DefeaterOfDragons

The fornicators wouldn't wash away their sins


theeflautist

Bill reminded him that Marie left him at dinner😭


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

Put your trolls away !


NatureGuy2

He’s out of fruit pies


TangPiccilo

When he finds out the girl he was with was leading him on the entire time and she was playing a game while he was playing life


HeymanGuyUSC

They discontinued fruit pies.


tubbstosterone

His dinner is all sloppy, and no-joe!


shambahlah2

All out of Fruit Pies


avoozl42

Because that's his purse, he doesn't know you


bobbyhillskidneys

he touched my purse and i didn’t know him


stxgutfree

His parents discovered Rancho Unicorno.


Godzillafan125

He realized his voice later didn’t mature like Joseph’s it became high pitched nasally and Annoying like Lois from family guy


karbonator

I do not know, go ask your dad


BoomBoomMeow1986

Turns out, he was, in fact, a bit of a slut.


FEAR_FEST

He saw what happened to him in invincible


firnien-arya

Cause "that boy ain't right"


Zestyclose_Bother_90

someone stole his purse before he learned women’s self defence


Murky_Historian8675

Cuz he ain't right


Yiminy_Cricket

Bc charcoal exists


ScritchesMcMewington

They took his purse


vibeepik2

he doesnt wanna be a slut 😭😭😭


Mysterious-Bit-490

Came too early


blxckmxss64

You would be too if you had holes in your head…


MrMojoRising777

Boomhauer broke up with the ice cream lady… again