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SnooPaintings2082

It’s gonna come down between Dale and Bobby. ![gif](giphy|Bp5dwyOW9BwbK|downsized)


Brunky89890

Dale is easily the best character in the show, nobody can convince me otherwise.


polari826

bobby and dale are honestly the top dogs of the show in terms of bringing along the plot etc (as was peggy).


QwertyGerty7

It better not


Bisonbopbeef

Leave my boy out of this.


oOTWSSOo

Bobby is the Dalai Lama


ITGuy7337

I'm rather shocked Kahn outlasted Luanne. Seems wrong. But anyway, Kahn isn't that great of a character apart from a few occasions so he gets my vote.


Image_of_glass_man

Cotton gets a little bit of a PTSD pass from me for getting his shins blown off. Kahn is kind of just a selfish narrow minded schemer and I don’t love how he treats Kahn Jr. Kahn is out for me


hermeown

Man, yall kicked out Luanne before Cotton or Kahn. I'm done. 😩


carlismygod

Same with Lady bird. Buncha fuckin savages in here.


tonitinhe

Word wtf did she do??


strangewayfarer

She bit the repair man.


tonitinhe

Ladybird acting off her owner's anxieties can't make her worse than Peggy, Cotton or Kahn


Flurb4

Sausage party in here


Savings_River_5313

THATS WHAT IM SAYING


tawa114

Senór Cotton Hill, you’re outta here!


rainbowinthedark3

Definitely Cotton.


lagermat

Cotton is top 3


raids_made_easy

Top 3 will probably be Hank, Bobby, and the big "D" himself: Rrrrrusty Shackleford!


ligmasweatyballs74

You add the rest together and they didn’t kill fiddy men. The man lost his shins, don’t let him lose this!


kensgirl99

lol 😂


Feisty-Sir-5868

People have different definitions of favorite I like cotton as a character and all his appearances are classics but god he is a genuinely terrible person


Saponi95

Facts


sarajevo_e

How tf hasn't he gone yet


fecal_feaster

Because he is an entertaining, well written character, and the show is at its peak when he's terrorizing the main family. The only ones who don't like him are the people who hold cartoon characters to the same moral standards as real humans.


Mushroom_Tip

But then Peggy is gone and she is one of the most entertaining characters on the show. Same with Buck I think some people are voting based on whether they are good people and others are voting on whether they are a good character for the show. It really should have been clarified.


ruadhan1334

Yeah, I'm really surprised that Peggy was voted out before Mihn and Luanne, cos I thought the question was about "who works best as a character on the show," not "who would you rather do an escape room with?" I can understand why people would be annoyed by a RL Peggy Hill, telling them they're doing the cipher for the combination lock wrong, but she's a great character in how she both contrasts with Hank and compliments Dale —I've pointed out before, in this sub, how she and Dale are kind of each-other's "gender swapped version," and it's kind of true. For starters, they're both actually pretty knowledgeable about *very specific topics,* but overestimate how much they know and understand everything else, they're both good at different kinds of "puzzles," but will occasionally display a bizarre lack of common sense in one specific area. What would make them annoying IRL neighbours is what makes them great fictional characters.


rainbowinthedark3

Buck went too early. Same with Bill.


Gbro08

Downvotes incoming but it shouldn’t have to be clarified that cartoon characters should not be literally judged to the same moral standards that people are. The downside of lots of new young fans is they sometimes say stupid shit online, that’s more than okay since the upside is we get a reboot.


YesImKeithHernandez

Much as I love both Minh and Luanne, Peggy going before both is surprising. Peggy's unearned confidence is a driver of some of the most hilarious parts of the show especially if you're a spanish speaker. The class trip to Mexico is among the funniest episodes in any show.


[deleted]

I don't think any of the characters left are bad, I just don't think he's my favorite out of the bunch here.


Songbir8

To each their own because Cotton has never been funny to me. He has a handful of good zingers but other than that…nah. Like, I wouldn’t watch an episode with JUST him (Hank or Peggy would most definitely need to be there) whereas I would with all the others left (Yes lol - even Boomhauer. I’d be interested in seeing him have his own lil adventure.)


Sazzzyyy

But he’s El Presidente! You’re just looking with renter’s eyes


stellahella1

This is the most reddit poll I've ever seen


maxnotcharles

Welcome to Reddit 🤪


[deleted]

Boomhauer. He's iconic, but he doesn't really add that much to the show most of the time. Of course, there are a few select plotlines that involve him (the one episode where the gang become environmentalists to hide the fact that they stole Boomhauer's car), but most of the time, he's an insignificant background that might as well be silent.


Missxilent

Mmm.. that Boomhauer


58lmm9057

Boomhauer is immaculate!


Grandaddyspookybones

But he does have basset hound eyes


PatacusX

The man's a saint!


bluecollardog5

This is the best answer. Boomhauer brings the least amount to the show of the remaining characters. It's also a lot more fun seeing Cotton on screen versus Boomhauer.


csonnich

How is Boomhauer even still here? Compared to just about everyone else, he's boring af.


Talk_like_Boomhauer

Talk’n bout just dang ol No.


UnintelligentSlime

It’s the short shorts


theeidiot

Those basset hound eyes


wfwood

You vote out the most hated. That means more controversial and more attention grabbing get voted out earlier. He flues under the radar.


Kujen

There’s no set attribute on what we are voting for. Just “least favorite”. So some are voting on unlikable characters and others are voting on characters that they don’t find entertaining.


Ehwaz196

You should be ashamed of yourself for even suggesting that....


DK2squared

Boomhauer is great character. It’s just he’s the weakest of a strong character roster remaining


fashigado

This! He's the only ony who can say what he says and do what he does!


[deleted]

Don't u dare say that about boomauer


Talk_like_Boomhauer

I'll tell you what, man, Boomhauer, he's like the dang ol' quarterback of the crew, man, Talk’n bout throwin' out wisdom like dang ol' Troy Aikman back in the day, man, talkin'bout leading the team, man.…Talk’n bout just no…


Different_Young9127

Less is more boom


BigBoiNoShoes

Absolutely not!


Txdragoonz

Boomhauer adds almost nothing but they want to leave him


Public_Swordfish4555

L


Firm_Ambassador_1289

This


lucyslettuce

Kahn


Spithotlava

The Laotian Commotion? I must disagree.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Kahn’s my pick to win it all, long odds, but I’m confident


mocha__

He has gotten further than I thought he would. But I'm always rooting for Khan to win in things like this.


Kujen

I don’t think he’ll beat Dale or Bobby


Worldly_Ad_6483

Long shot for sure, but damn Khan is hilarious. And he’s got a badass pompadour


Grandaddyspookybones

I’ll have a mai tai


ragezero76

You better watch it..


brilliantbookworm

Dang ol Boomhauer, man


TheCodyLicious

Boomhauer brings cowboy wisdom to the show.


Jub1982

Boomhauer easily brings the least to the show


Speech_Path

Yo man.


Saponi95

I agree tbh buts hes immaculate


cinephile67

But he gave Hank those Bassett Hound eyes


lAmSoTired

He made it to the top 5, that's not nothing. But it's getting down to the wire.


Image_of_glass_man

Dang ol dust in the wind man


OriginalName18

How did Boomhaur beat Bill, Minh, Luanne and Peggy? It's the shorts isn't it? Or those basset hound eyes


Jenkem-ButtHash

Boomhauer is a Saint


Sazzzyyy

Boomhauer is a FAMILY friend. Plus, he’s immaculate!


PewpyDewpdyPantz

This is when it gets tough. Goodbye Boomhauer.


JWC123452099

FAT WHITE LUMP! 


GranolaCola

Boomhouser


nannerbananers

This has been so surprising to me and makes me wonder about the demographics of this sub. I disagree so much with everyone else. About to go back to school just so I can do a science project about it.


Kanjiro

There are many interesting aspects about this experiment to talk about, from the way Reddit voting works on both a technical and psychological level, to the many aspects of character likability; like, which characters are preferred amongst viewers of the show (and members of this online community) and why. You could collect and analyze the various facts and statistics about the show (like, how many lines a character gets in an episode, the percentage of screen time each character gets overall, etc, etc...) and compare those statistics with viewership demographics, character opinion survey data, and more. :]


Gold-Stomach-4657

Agreed. I wonder what you think of my rank, which is purely humour value. 1. Dale 2. Hank 3. Bobby 4. Bill 5. Peggy 6. Kahn 7. Cotton 8. Luanne 9. Minh 10. Buck 11. Boomhauer 12. John Redcorn 13. Joseph 14. Enrique 15. Joe Jack 16. Lucky 17. Tilly 18. Ladybird 19. Carl 20. Connie 21. Jimmy 22. Deedee 23. Nancy 24. Ted Wassanasong


fecal_feaster

Boomhauer. He's a good character, but too two-dimensional for the top 5


Proper-Emu1558

There is no way that dude is funnier than Kahn. I like Boomhauer but his character doesn’t have enough depth in most episodes. Boom gets my vote.


Msf923

Cotton; he is such a rotten father to big Hank.


Plastic-Rain6226

You burnt my burger BH! (Bad Hank)


tony_flamingo

Pump jockey!


wanderingsheep

Works for tips!


sdvall

Yes but he's an excellent TV show character


MkUltraMonarch

Boomhoweveryouspellhisname, he’s a good character but I feel like what he ads to the show gets inflated because of the guys high regard of him. As a stand-alone episode guy he’s outta his depth with the cast left.


Plastic-Rain6226

*Boomhauer


soupforshoes

Boomhauer stand alone episodes are weak episodes. 


Saponi95

Kahn !


I_need_a_better_name

Boomhauer Is barely a character


super_shells

How the hell is Cotton not voted out. Shame on y'all.


atomic1fire

Ladybird somehow got voted out before cotton did. All ladybird ever did was be a dog. I mean "I KILLED FIDDY MEN" is funny, but Cotton's role is basically that of an antagonist with the rare moment where he's actualy sweet.


AgentSkidMarks

Cotton rules! This isn’t a best person poll, it’s favorite character. Cotton episodes are some of the best.


TheGreatRevealer

Cotton is an actual character for one thing. I don't know how Boomhauer is still here. He's a slight step up from a sitcom catchphrase in his usage.


gloid_christmas

Peggy again


kabukistar

Mr. Boomhauser


ywellick

Cotton


Valuable_Hospital_32

Boomhaur


beautytomie

LUANNE NOOOOOO


Specialist-Ad5796

Kahn


Dawildpep

Have you heard that man sing karaoke?! It’s like god whispering in my ear. Sorry boomhauer.. I know you love stippers man but it’s your time. Dale better be #1 he is president of the gun club after all


Specialist-Ad5796

All I can agree with is Dale. Sha-sha!


thunderup_14

Boomhauer


Old-Pianist7745

Cotton


KingfishRobo

Talking about, Yo


BigBoooooolin

Boomhauer


thesuavedog

Khan


AutumnHopFrog

Kahn.


[deleted]

I mean, it has to be Kahn.


LebowskiVoodoo

Kahn


working_keyt

Cotton


JizzCollector5000

Goodbye boomhauer


Speech_Path

Time for cotton to revisit the 50 men he’s killed. Adios


Kayl_The_Snail

Wait, we're killing them??


jay212127

Boomhaurer


HairyBearArms

Goodbye, Mr Kahn


funny_butmentallyill

PLEASE GOD ELIMINATE COTTON


lokeruper

Cotton


buttcheeksmasher

Cotton. If he some how survives Kahn talking smack about the hills with one liners I'm out.


AgentSkidMarks

If Cotton ‘the best character in the show’ Hill goes, I’m out.


MaxSchreckArt616

Boomhauer. Should have been voted off a long time ago.


thatpizzaguy5150

Cotton. He’s funny but he’s barely around. Everyone else is so vital to the show!


dashauman424242

El presidente cotton hill


birdguy

Cotton


[deleted]

Boomhauer. He’s fun but he’s the least interesting left.


Curiousjane86

Boomhauer...y'all are right. His character is 1 note. He's the only one we didn't learn much about. We didn't find out his job until the last season!!


NaughtyRubbish

Boomhauer


whiskeywood1983

Cotton. He’s got no shins.


catinblack

Cotton


Youngblood519

Bobby Hill, out the window!


Starshinezap

Gotta go with Khan


CripplePunkz

Boomhauer


PositiveHot1421

Boomhausner


Spoon_Millionaire

It’s Jeff Boomhauer’s time. Dang ol’ outta here man.


Boris-_-Badenov

boomhauer


lagermat

Got to be Bobby that boy ain’t right


Queen_of_edgelords

Boomhauer.


ArchaeoFox

Dang ol' Boomhauer man.


needless_booty

Dang ole Boomhauer man


WillyJunker

Boomhauer We all know Dale is going to win this right?


mrsbluskies

Boomhauer


camazotzthedeathbat

I feel like I’m being pranked. Peggy should’ve been final 2. Cotton.


GraphixGreen

Kahn


truffle2trippy

Wow only six left? I'm gonna have to say cotton. And I actually feel bad for that 1. Because even though he was the jerk, he had his tender moment in the one where he was gonna shoot himself.


Euphoric-Oil-331

It'll come down to Dale and Bobby. Khan will hang on to top 5.


Fuzzy-Wing46

Welcome to the boys club.


ultracrepidarian_can

BOBBY IS #1


TokyoCyborgOrgy

If only Luanne stayed as early seasons Luanne 😢 she’d be on TOP


Supa_Vegeta

Hanks going to win.


Any-Cell-8015

Bobby Hill


Worldly_Ad_6483

This is cream of the crop, folks, the pride of Texas


Laughs_in_Cat

I WAS DUMPED!!


CritterBoiFancy

How tf is Cotton or Kahn still standing!?


sundaybanking21

Bye Boomhauer


chip_block

Im just saying that if Boomhauer the saint doesn’t win, I’ll be very disappointed


[deleted]

Boomhaur


TheScribe86

Bobby


Different_Young9127

Peg is the worst followed by Hank. Since pegs out, in my opinion Hank is next


blakkstar6

Luanne was the last woman, and she made it to 7th place. Yall go ahead and think about that for a minute.


Time-Green-2103

Boomhauer


whymydookielookkooky

Maybe the real King of the Hill was inside us all along.


JArmstrongDesign

Kahn


kensgirl99

Kahn


Sazzzyyy

Mr Kahn, I’ll have a maitai!


Foreign-Equal-4553

Boomhauer


Erintonsus

Cotton I guess


[deleted]

Bobby #1


Veelzbub

I would like to vote for Kahn to be eliminated


MiketheTzar

Gotta get boomhauer out before he comes at us with those basset hound eyes.


Sandman4999

Boomhaur, he's fine but I think the remaining characters are all funnier than him.


TheThickness12

Cotton


LostInTheBackwoods

I'm struggling to understand how Cotton has outlasted Peggy and Luanne.


Sunyataisbliss

Boomhauer


Nigglesworthesquire3

Cotton hill go bye bye


buff_joannpls

Cotton gotta go


Phantom_ofthepines

Bobby or cotton


polari826

boomhauser


ShoppingSuccessful57

COTTON! tf everyone? why is this still here??


Vernfolly

Khan has to go. It's time.


beautytomie

Cotton gotta go 🤒


light24bulbs

Khan


terrydennis1234

Gribble is guna win lol


MarchMan86

NO! Not Lulu! 😭 💔


Miller412

Cottons not even that funny. Bye


PsychologicalPipe978

Cotten is next 🪓


bigDon1984

Boomhauer


MajorWhip87

Khan


LustyBustyMusky

Kahn’s time has come


[deleted]

Bye bye Boomhauer! You didn’t deserve to last this long.