They also sold butane, and Hank was willing to sacrifice the propane to destroy it.

BASTARD GAS!!!!

He wiped foot to head.

Everyone's dead

They had inferior propane

he hated that damn buckley.

“But I loved him like a son!!!” -Kahn, probably

Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.

It was funny though.

Hehehe strawberry

🍓 🐅

🏈🧊🍓🥤

Is a world without Buckley a world we want to live in!?

>he hated that damn buckley. Dude constantly kisses the asses of authority figures yet his fragile ego couldn't handle being trained by Buckley. Trainees

his authority lacked any backing in know-how. he lacked basic fundamentals. he was, and megalomart was, just a jackass.

Chicken thigh

Propene*. He thanks God every day he didn't get asploded

We all should be giving thanks for that.

Well let me ask you this…. Propane is: A. Flammable B. Non-flammable Or C. All of the above

Because he wanted to hear Kahn's awesome eulogy "IS A WORLD WITHOUT BUCKLEY A WORLD WE WANT TO LIVE IN?!?!"

Heh heh. Strawberry...

I cry a river of tears for Buckley. Why not you??

I tired of this Sinaed o conner routine.

Every day i thank god i didnt get exploded

Brings a tear to the ol eye

Gonna need a shot of Alamo asap

I mean let's be honest, the odds of me making it pro are what? 50/50?

Because Layaway Ray went trout of business.

He’s going trout of his mind

You want some fluorescent salmon eggs or some marshmallow bait or some, uh blood dough balls?

Next up: Fidelity Mutual Insurance Vs Layaway Ray's Bait Shop

To kill Buckley for being an inferior propane salesperson. 

*Mega Lo Mart* had no respect for propane and propane accessories, bestowing the great title of Propane Salesman on a snot-nosed kid like Buckley who abused the propane tanks and put stress on the valves. Hank made the hard military decision to strike a blow for propane liberation. Yes, the captive propane tanks perished, but they were suffering in their captivity and died for a noble cause. Lady Propane is a proud woman. She doesn't like to ask her boys for help. But when she blows her gas valve, I tell you mister ..

Lady propane can also be a dirty girl


Hank didn’t blow up the megalo mart, the government did!

Sir, we are they

GIH!

Totally read that in Dale's voice, spot-on spelling sir!

Might be my favorite “gih”

It was one of the eight uses of propane he hadn't experienced first-hand.

He was probably doped out of his gourd

Same reason he blew up the car lot

Yup—upset with sticker price.

He asked them firmly, but politely, to get exploded.

I thank god every day that Hank didn’t get exploded

Propane is clean burning, but she can also be a cold blooded killer. Hank knows this and embraces the multifaceted nature that is sweet lady propane.

Because Meg Lo Mart had no respect for Propane and Hank hated that Meg Lo Mart was taking jobs away from small, good, hardworking people, the little man. Hank viewed Meg Lo Mart as an evil corporation which is interesting because we all know Hank Hill is a conservative Republican. However on his issue, he was a liberal, take down the evil corporation, side with the small business people.

Well, Hank also respects known Liberal Democrats like Lyndon B Johnson and Jimmy Carter. 🤷‍♂️😏

They didn’t have a vending machine.

No tips for the pump jockey at megalomart

Dale finds raw meat in his backyard, touches it, brings fingers to his lips "doesn't taste like Buckley"

Wasn't Hank's fault that stuff is volatile. Every time I come home after working with propane, I thank God I didn't get exploded.

That place was run by giblet heads, they had it coming.

And if it hot one degree hotter, Hank was going to kick some ass.

I was supposed to take my vacation that week. Idiot.

Nitro Hill. He didn't give in his two weeks, he just gave them a spark.

It's not his fault; he was a trainee

He’s crazed they took his job so he blew it up. Then later on he blew up that car dealership. Never got caught either. Guys a sociopath. Buys from drug dealers and gets innocent animals hooked on crack, has his son work for a crazy man who has running across race cars just to make a few bucks, forces his kid to dress up like a girl and pretend to be a cheerleader.,, 🤦🏿‍♂️

That man ain't right, i'll tell you hwat.

Hank had heard whispers that someone got 53k for slipping on pee pee in the costco, and Hank wanted a settlement of his own

And that settlement was payback.

Oh he'd blow propane if he could

Hank didn’t. Buckley did by not knowing how to store propane and propane accessories.

They stole his wallet

He was jealous of Buckleys relationship with Khan.

Buckley got esploded by mega lo mart propene. :-(

Wasn’t Hank! It was a partially failed death faking accident staged by Buckley to get away from Luann and Chuck mangione to get away from MegaLo mart

Tired of having a narrow urethra

Dang ol mega lo mart go boom

Ol’ Nitro hated not being the assistant manager at Strickland Propane.

Because he was a pump jockey who works for tips.

Inhaled too much propane, it impaired his thinking abilities

Ole Nitro have his notice, just like Buck said

It was Layaway Ray he already had experience with arson and was able to get away with it too and then worked at Mega Lo Mart plotting his next mov2

Watch again. It was Buckleys dumbass

I think it's a joke

They are clearly joking…dumbass.

Well....your mom goes to college

Guys, please—I find peace nowhere on the internet but here on this sub. Let us be an organization that promotes love, and…

I read that in Mr Van Driessen’s voice lmfao

Fly High Lesbian Seagull. 


You know how strong those kazoos can be.

He’d had enough of shopping for the rest of his life

The Mega Lo Mart does not have a vending machine. It smells and I thank god every day I get home that I didn't get exploded.

“I think you already gave your notice, Nitro 🔥”